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Yes

Randy100:
You think so?

E be like you don’t understand sarcasm

bmdmixer:
24hrs ago

You’ll make heaven.

9jayes:
35 yrs

My friend go and sit down

J2381:
You're just 16 years old. And you should say "Nigerian boys aren't worth it" cos I see no reason why a girl your age should be hanging around men.

Missile

You deserve a crate of beer my guy
Your story is believable

Randy100:
will you keep quiet. Back to the topic, I decided to be a celibate on sunday feb 10 2019. I arranged one girl that I just met through a friend come my room, while other was in church service, I was busy sweating ontop of this girl. The life changing moment came when I ejaculated only to see that my condom has scattered. The vagina fluid has soaked inside and at that moment I became jittery cos my guy had already warned me that the girl is wayward and she may be probably HIV positive. I turned to God for forgiveness and prayed throughout the night. In the morning I rushed to hospital (teaching hospital) to demand for PEP and in total I spend 3thousand naira to get the drug but I didn't mind. I started taking the drug which the side effect was terrible, the nauseating effect of the drug is second to none but I didn't mind. On thursday 14 feb 2019 I woke up to notice that urinating is as if I am urinating hot water. It was burning my penis. I went for test and it was Gono and I was given Rocephin injection and it vanished. After 6months I went for HIV test and the stupid guy doing the test said I should enter room with him, my soul left my body and this stupid guy kept saying that I should practice safe sex and I should buy my personal clipper. He later handed the result and I was negative to both Hiv 1 and 2. Since feb 10 till now I am still a celibate, don't kill yourself because of mere 15mins enjoyment.

wiseone28:
since 2015 cos sex is the last thing on my mind..

I'm not a sex freak.

Sorry, You actually are.

Riele:
All my life !

Why ? - Nigerian men ain't worth it .

Y0u’re not anywhere close to being a virgin.
Y0u have obviously exhausted y0ur marginal utility and now y0u’re not getting the attention y0u so much craved because y0u have now become an evening Newspaper.


Don’t take it personal, God is with you.

Davash222:
Sex starved feminist Judge!!

Exactly!

You forgot to add “suffering and smiling”

Deceivers

Liars

Cheats

Apc

Buhari

Fulani

Pelé

Dear Universe,

Please raise my financial status to highest maximum.

In the name of the power that control the universe.





What a sexy car!!!

I pledge to Nigeria my country.





Let’s keep our fingers crossed with hope.

Op,
Their placards say “French must leave African alone”

They never asked for any support.

Please don’t mislead us.



Thank You!

Ebening Newspapers

Good Ebening Everyone





Hope to see something different.

I’m tired of Arsenal

Champagnemami:
So I've been in the UAE for all of two years and boy has it been venturesome and hygge?

I've always wanted to write about my struggles in this seducing desert city but just never found the time.

'UAE' is a proper noun but I can't help myself, its always 'the UAE' to me.

I'll be taking y'all through steps on how i got here, how I got a means of livelihood, the stress and joy that comes with the job and all that.

Stay tuned.

There’s something beautiful about people who start their stories with “so”.

—Their stories are too long; to make you believe.
—They never tell the truth.

Please don’t take it personal, just an observation.

mickypumping101:
I laugh whenever I come across any comment stating the Joshua vs Ruiz first fight was fixed. It simply shows how ignorant these people are because they fail to realise the facts about Andy Ruiz, he started boxing at tender age as a hard core Mexican. He had 105 amateur fights and lost just 5 out of it. His only professional loss was against Joseph Parker, same guy that halted Joshua’s KO recorded & TBH, Ruiz won that fight, u can go on YouTube to watch it urself. The fight was staged in New Zealand, which is Parker’s country. The Minister for sports resigned after that fight. I mean this guy is solid and surpasses Joshua in all aspect of boxing. I told people bfor the first fight that this guy was going to take Joshua’s belts but they turned deaf ears. He himself was repeatedly telling Joshua not to underestimate him, stating he’s taking those belts from him. I am saying it again, Joshua gets stopped late rounds in the rematch. Ruiz’s style doesn’t go with Joshua and he beats him 10 out of 10 including Sunday’s. Quote me, Andy Ruiz is a beast in an awkward body, he can fight and doesn’t gas out. I love Joshua but he can’t beat Ruiz TBH. I’ll be here again after the fight.

I just hope you’re dead.
You can’t be alive after the fight with all those negative garbage you wrote up there.

Please this Ghana news is now boring, let’s discuss something important.





Next!!!!

Lol


What is wrong with you people?

Your country is in total dilemma and you all are going for peace blah blah blah.

Yesterday, Osinbajo went to UAE.
Today, Buhari is going to Egypt.

What exactly are you both going to contribute in those places.

You country is not peaceful.

You can’t offer what you don’t possess.

Rest In Peace

midolian:
I hope the mistake in the name the first angry Ghanaian mentioned is not deliberate

I can see iamcsrdib and not iamcardib

E no want cast for the girl eye.

Even if say she come 12:00 them go still go greet am.
No level
Lol

But truth be told, Our Naija celebrities no get your time, except if they invited you. If you like, be the biggest artist in the world, wizkid go still go show and Tiwa go still scatter Africa.

Reminds me of when Alicia keys abi keri hilson came to naija a few years back, seats even dey empty sef.
Celebs no even send am .

When we dey sell out O2 arena and other big stages.

Forget our mumu government; Naija get level jare.

Davash222:
Who’s Asu Ekiye

Just add “n” to his first name and you will have a goat.


Good night

Evening newspaper reacting after a breakup.

Sorry my sister. It’s not the end of the world.

You ladies have this popular slogan.

“Soldier go, soldier come”

It hope it works for you.

Please don’t take it personal.

NOBODY CARES






Attention seeking everything newspaper.


NEXT

This thread is as stvp!d as the creator.







F00lish OP

Last week, it was RCCG pastor and a snake.

Today it’s Oyedepo and a bird.



What is wrong with you people?

If you know she will distract you, better stay single and serve your calling.

Follow Jesus’ footsteps.

He never had a wife, girlfriend, side chick, body servicer, y’all know the rest.


May God lead you

There’s no peace in your country and you’re going for peace forum.

What exactly are you going to contribute.

Mr. VP,

Please stay home and enjoy amala.

Don’t waste tax payers money.

Why is Nigeria always on the news for the wrong reason?