₦airaland Forum

Forcing how? No be him pikin? Abeg shift

Fahdiga:
This one is forcing herself on Davido by fire by
force.

This useless show still dey? Mtcheeeew

But mc oluomo will move and nobody will stop him

Good Morning fellow Nairalanders

Please how do I go about the registration on the NDLEA Recruitment portal.. I have not created a username or password and it says I should login... Please how do I go about it, and I also noticed the website is temporarily not available at the moment.

BASTARD CLUB with a USELESS TEAM

Dead club... Useless... Club.... Mad club..... With a useless team..... Dem just cut my ticket...

Na Dem Sabi.... Nonsense

Mtcheewww old nyash when don sour

A twitter user @sfreakingkezy posted

This horrible accident happened in Enugu state today and there’s total deafening silence about it on social media b/c it not Lagos.

Do we hate themselves this much to always ignore disasters in our lands to focus on that of another land?

May the soul of the dead rest in peace

We the back benchers use to write love letters to our crush and girlfriends back then, she will be using us the pose to her other friends, that her boyfriend or the guy asking her out has a good hand writing and from his hand writing he would be intelligent.... But na we dey carry last for class....

Chu chu chu chu chu chu.... U talk toooo much.... Over sabi

IyaebeTheGreat:
I prefer Davido over wizkid, Davido has married Chioma and I’m glad he did, he’s also very generous. But you see this one, he’s busy camping people’s daughters and impregnating them, very bad.

1st question, sir/madam, sapa wan kill me abeg help me, I can do anything

2nd question... Sir/madam, ah go die here oooo... Abeg give me the job make my life for better...

Wickeddddd...lmao

OboOlora:
1) Because I need to save some money to process my japa runs
2) Because I applied first and if you miss this opportunity to employ me, it shall not be well with you and your President-elect

Can I have my employment letter now?

I tire for this useless country.... F.G talks with no sense at all..... Just imagine

Moneyboyz:
But Una give turkey 1million dollars a few days ago.

Is F.G MAD, UNA NO GET MONEY, BUT THEY GAVE SYRIA AND TURKEY 1MILLION DOLLARS... Which kind mumu government b this?

And you are what? A cross breed cow.. idiot, u go just open your mouth dey talk waaaaaa...

Jones4190:
Bode Gorge is a loser

My mentor.... Mazaje

What even Inec chairman would have also done.... But they ignored her....

Gossiphub:
This the highest level of empathy and leadership.

I love Peter Obi!!

Abeg loud am.....true talk.

ogologoamu:


Afonja people are the most tribalistic fools on Earth.

Wetin this mumu dey talk? Why can't Inec make it right? Abeg shift jare

GOTVee:
As a Born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i would like to appeal to Mr Peter Obi and Atiku to call their supporters to order. I condemn Violence and incitement in any form. We have no other country but Nigeria. Let's not burn down our country because of Elections that will still re-occur in 4yrs time. It's shameful that most religious leaders especially the Christian ones who are supposed to douse the tension in the land are all Partisan. The Muslim leaders led by the sultan appealed for calm and urged everyone to accept the result as the will of God while Pastors are inciting the masses. If we are not careful, this Obidient movement will soon metamorphose into a wild terrorist group

When will Tinubu be evicted?

Hahahahhahhahh... At least you dey niajabroad

Abalado:
So you mean Tinubu will now become my president ni....?I will leave Nigeria and go to Ekiti,,I swear

This porn show was a flop this year....

So this useless show still dey? Na WA o ...

Messi can not do this.... Very stingy man... Na only to play ball e Sabi.... God will judge him

Ah don die.... This one off me...hahahhahhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahha

Karlifate:
LMAO! 😂😂


What goes around, no see transport come back.

Useless idiot.... Behaving like a rascal... How did he become a governor? Tout

Straight win for Chelsea... No doubt...

Bet me! Arsenal will draw this match.... Stake now 4000 naira to win 400k

Idiot.....Ewu... No face your war.... Dey dia dey reason naija mata.... So he even has time to congratulate us, when his county is at war

Mtcheeeew tired of the country, I dey enta congo

YOU ARE A FOOL..... FOOLISH STATEMENT

Aufbauh:
Honestly I cannot understand how some people enjoys making an open show of shame of their selves.

The most laughable and absurd of those claims is Obi who barely got 25% in 16 states claiming to have won the election.
He must be sniffing meth in the secret.