₦airaland Forum

ArcFresky:
Guys, let's not be ignorant... Saggy breast is a result of hormones and age......

I know a virgin with saggy boobs and a promiscuous one with standing boobs... It's just hormones and age. Not use.

na you dey know Olosho and virgin girls breasts... Them dey display am for you...abi na showbiz

Buhari remain the most useless president in the world...when Saraki was there he will never make this type of comment but now that his puppets are holding sway, he speaks nonsense

lifemate89:
you are the cause of you giving birth to baby girls, it's your husband.
My dear, cry not,the Lord is in control...my elder sister was in the same shoe with you,she gave birth to four baby girls...just last week,she gave birth to a baby boy...Just be prayerful okay

your grammar is so terrible ...the first sentence was something else

Useless country rule by foolish president

newdawn2017:
so re u saying there is not east at all here in Nigeria?? Where is East then for crying out loud??

Google the six political regions of Nigeria

extremelygolden:
You can do something.

Confide with your trusted and closest friends in school. Let them come and act up like, because they allowed you to put up with them, you're now forming owner of the house, abi? Just a little travel for few months and you're already feeling like Landlord, abi? And as if that's not enough, you went ahead to accommodate someone else.

They should ask you to pack your things and leave the room immediately before they get you arrested. You on the other hand should pretend to beg with tears in your eyes, that they should allow you to finish your exams and you'll go look for another accommodation.

Of course they're meant to say no. You no understand? You on the other hand will be grumbling as in, how are you going to cope now.
Just pick your few clothes and go stay in your friends apartment while they stay in yours. Like temporarily swapping apartment.

Make sure all this is played out when your cousin will notice at least part of the drama. I know he'll want to fight them, but just let him know that you can't pay good with evil. And that you leave them to God. And that those guys have been helpful to you for a long time now. Don't call them friends in your cousin's presence so he wouldn't know what's up.

I hate rubbish abeg.

best solution so far

Zeinymira:

Na wah oooo.......
Is it that she spends a week at Stanley's house and the next week at Obasi's house?

kai! That girl go dey fvckk well well ooooooo

Esseite:
Kyari may not be anyone's favourite but:

The bolded quote goes to show the NSA is more interested in the Lucrative contract memo of 2016 from a particular company rather than Nigerians whom actually need the equipments for security.

How many budgets have been passed since 2016 that the NSA is still pursuing a contract memo of 2016 rather than ensuring other options of getting the equipments.

For four years he could not get the president to sign another memo or assent to another contract, but insisting on the 2016 memo, something does not add up.

The story is one sided.

you just wrote nonsense raise to power six

bukatyne:
When will people learn to stop letting lovers/friends/themselves record or snap nudes?

If you want to see yourselves banging, do in front of a damn mirror!

hmmmm.... In front of mirror ...

veeshock:
I doubt so, it may not work perfectly due to "nigerian factor" but given the current regime has some form love for increasing taxation, this is another way of getting more taxes.

i have told you.. It is as good as dead from the start

veeshock:
Thats a different topic sire.

also i see nothing coming out of this topic

veeshock:
What nonsense? Proposing mandatory health coverage for all or what exactly?

tell what have the useless senators proposed for the masses that has lifted majority out of poverty since 1999

Goldencheese:
Good way to go.

and you believe this rubbish from the senators

veeshock:
You are talking of PHC alone, what of general hospitals and teaching hospitals as well?? Thats what the senator wants. Mind you most phcs are understaffed and poorly equipped.

and you believe all these nonsense from the senators?

AmeLonRo:
thats a good policy step. But hope the quality will stand too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsxYnEuB8l0

you must be a toddler to believe all these nonsense

AmTruth:
Nice one if this is certainly achieved it would go a long way in giving better healthy being in Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria!!!

you must be a toddler to believe all these nonsense

Useless senators

J111333:
I trust IPOB guys to start their earlier conspiracy that Buhari is dead and that the strange persons are Jubril and the cabal.

why did you think Trump called him a lifeless president ... He saw there was no energy in him to rule as a leader

Just imagine what a shameful idiot is saying.... This government remain the most devilish regime that country has ever known... The killings with clandestine support from government is enough for reasonable mind to reject

newdawn2017:
I am not, u should ve specifically said Sout- East u know saying south alone meAns onlyd 6 States of the SS only.

no young lady . You are getting it wrong... As we have in the north such as North-central , North-east and North-west ..sg if someone says north it means all the three regions likewise south

Bola146:
Good girl! Don't drag anything with your husband or your friend. Keep those items, valentine bonus

but she should also cut off the dicck na

AshiraWealthy:
Hide those stuffs he bought for your friend. Then call a family meeting with your husband present and show them the chats. His family need to talk some sense into his head. After which you should call your friend and tell her to stay away from your husband. Send a copy of their chats to her to let her know you're are aware.

she shouldnt forget to cut off his dicck ... Very valuable material you know.... Hmmmmmm

newdawn2017:
Re u alright? What do u mean? is Akwa in d SS region?? Let me take it that u had too much to drink in d spirit of call.

we have South-west, South-east and South-south all are in the southern Nigeria... Hope you have been enlightened

helinues:
Hmmmm

talk now and type rubbish.... Im waiting to hear suspects arrested and detained as a result of Benue killings too .... Useless double standard government

SangoOlukosoOba:
They should be detained and interogated on the reasons why they had to take the laws into their hands.

Write up clearly shows they about the killings and just denying. Investigations should be done and other culprits arrested and made to face the law.

They should be moved to Abuja as soon as possible before matter is being politicised.

you open your dirty mouth and filty fingers to type this rubbish....what about the several killings and destruction that took place in Benue state ? Has the useless government detent or arrested any suspect? Stupid double standard government ...... This government remain the most evil government that has ever been formed

[quote author= post=86705787]With all these evil killings going on in our darling nation,

It is so obvious that there are some politicians behind this evil herdsmen and all manners of killings going on in this nation as we all know prior now...

These evil sponsors want unrest, war and anguish all over the country, so they can come back into power to continue from where they stopped.

Damn it! Some bastards are out FULL FORCE to start war that will consume them and all their families in this country!

They will all die painfully and shamelessly and we will all be here to read about their demise.

If you are out supporting this evil politicians that ruined our nation also...... becareful so that the evil y'all support will not start at your doorsteps.


Again,

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought and keep sponsoring these evil herdsmen and satanic Boko Haram and KIDNAPPERS in our nation just to cause unrest and war for it's
citizens never end well in life.
Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

May they suffer so much pains as long as they live on earth before dying in shame.
No be curse,
Na FACT.


We Rise!

*************** ********************* ***************

If you are not one of the people supporting the evil sponsors of the evil ones among these herdsmen and kidnappers, if you are not a hypocritical bigot,
kindly say A BIG AMEN To these prayers.

If you quote us without saying AMEN,
A big shame on your lives and the evil politicians you all support.
Bigots.



Amen in Jesus name.
So shall it be.
God bless you.


AMEN AMEN AND AMEN.
Stay blessed Festus![/quote]something is wrong with your head....you always come here to blame politicians that are the cause as if you don't have politicians you support .... Do you know the clandestine motives and perversion of your so call cherish politicians ? I begin to feel you reason through your ANUS

JasonScoolari:

don't you have fingers to type again

fergie001:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/02/bayelsa-sylva-apologises-to-buhari-describes-supreme-court-verdict-as-provocative/

just imagine this useless former governor of Bayelsa state, instead of seeking solution to marauding herdsmen ravaging his state, he is here talking of provocation by judgement of the supreme court ...these are failed leaders

Useless governor, just wailing . Is the foolish man not suppose to make laws to protect his people like the south west ... Things like this expose their incompetence

Highesschief1:
Has Femi Adesina replied Shekau for insulting Buhari? Just asking for a friend

the idiot will not reply because he knows that Shekau met what he said

pocohantas:
He is not a child anything. As much as he feels disadvantaged now, if he hustle press nyash or breast- I will be amazed at the transformation.

Next thing na to come online dey form alfa male. Dropping nuggets on how to CONQUER MAs.

chai...you want me to press yansh ..and boobi

Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

i wan laugh die... OP you kill somebody with this your thread... Your name suppose be weather .... First time you felt hot when you approach the girl . Second time you were cold....chai....