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[quote author=Larry-Sun]Under what genre does the story fall?[/quote]My first comment and uhm... Like Chief Larry-Sun said, what genre is this?

princesa: ^indeed



In another development, have you two mods checked out this story?

www.nairaland.com/1422802/woman-he-wished-he-never

Frontpage worthy i tell you. Its technically 4 page gone, but in 'juice' its 8 page worth.

the writer updates like once a week but they nevertheless lengthy.

I hereby endorse it and would be happy if my endorsement is looked into, thank you.

adegwurulez: Ahdonbelivit!!!!
just discovered my first ever story has made front page.
wanna say a big shout-out to everybody who took out time out of their busy schedule and mb out of their scarce data bundle to endorse this story for front page;

Therock5555: he was the first person that talked about endorsing this story for front page, thanks so much sir, u r far too kind.

Chimaritoponcho: dis guy had a rough time with the mods just because of this story, he has always been here. I appreciate sire.

Kingphilip: The third person to endorse this story, a regular contributor on this thread. big ups man

scycraper: hardly an update drops without a coment from this guy, u too gbasky sir. he was also among the people that endorsed this story.

Mods: without the hardworking mods of this section talking abt obbinau and mynd, our front page dreams wouldnt have been possible,thanks sirs. i also want to apologise on behalf of any reader here that angered you guys. make una no vex ehm..


To all my readers, i cant begin to mention all your names for want of space, those mentioned above where those that endorsed this story. But be rest assured, i appreciate all of you. Even though this my dull brain might not allow me to remember ur names but just know i appreciate and cherish y'al. we did it!!!!

foxy i see ya

You smoke ni? I think say my name no dey

I was discomdobulated by those red eyes. I had the feeling that the military guy had been smoking spiritual weed from Abuja sun. While Lagos felt cool, Abuja was as hot as hell. I had the feeling that one could take a bike to hell from that place.

''What do you have in your boot?''

The soldier asked in flawless English. I was taken aback cos I have always had the feelings that it is only the semi-literates that join the army. The police officers I have met all my life have always been speaking gbagaun. The only ones who would speak English albeit ''influently'' was the ones being interviewed on TV. The crazy thing is they answer the questions with a lot of uhm, ahh like they rehearse it.

''Nothing officer''

I replied smiling. Flow had shifted to a far corner of the chair like seating down in the whole chair was scaring him. This was the same guy that had worn an army uniform some months ago.

''How am I supposed to know that? Can you please open your booth?''

The officer was fucking polite. Damn, Nigeria was improving. Seems the media always had bad news about them officers to us.

''Owk Sir.''

I replied smiling while my heart pounder in my chest like someone was playing the nation anthem within. I looked at Uduak. He had practically disappeared. He was looking like some kid who was afraid of being caught masturbating.

''Flow, go down go open booth for officer na''

I said to Flow. He looked at me with a melting eyes. His eyes was busy screaming at me..

''Attai abeg no vex, I take God and my mama beg you, no do me this kind bad thing.''

It was really strange as I heard that voice loudly. His lips weren't moving but the mudafucka was communicating.

''Uduak, open the booth''

I said with my eyes focused on the officer who appeared calm.

''Oga, my belle dey pain me''

Uduak replied squeezing his face like his bal'ls was being grinded. Jeez, I was pissed off but then, the onus was on me. Them soldiers could just shoot my ar'se and I will be done for.

''I am waiting Sir''

The soldier said calmly. It was crazy hearing him calling me Sir. An officer of the Nigerian Army. Wow, the feeling was out of this world. I stepped outta the car and made my way to the trunk. I could easily have opened the trunk from the outside but the officer had insisted I do it myself. There aint no way I could run, those guys were fuckin armed to the eye.

I got the the back and saw that the number plate was covered. I had not noticed it the night I had driven the car out of Alhaji's mansion. Three stars were clearly embossed slightly above the number plates. Haba, we were Generals and Flow was acting like a sissy.

I turned the knob of the trunk and opened it. The booth was empty. I looked at the officer who smiled like he knew. I just shook my head while he saluted. Alhaji was surely a crafty man.

''Bow woow woow..''

A dog who had dragged its controller to the car barked. This seemed to get the other officers attention as they quickly circled the car their weapons trained at us. My hand was on the ignition button but the muscle operating the finger had gone on hibernation. The other dogs were barking from where they were tied, my mind was barking too.

''Attai, na die we dey oooo''

Flow said from a corner of his mouth. Since I had seen the number plate, I felt the dog had a misunderstanding with the car. I opened the car confidently and walked towards the soldiers. Other cars were at a standstill. I believe the owners were watching the outcome. Seeing a 3-star General being humilated.

''Officer, I think there is a mistake somwhere. My trunk is clean and the dogs aint sniffing. They are barking at the car.''

''Yes sir.''

One replied.

''It is more suspicious. Seemed there is an illegal package in the car.''

The officer continued.

''The car is clean. Let me call the general''

I said and walked stiffly to the car. I opened it and saw Uduak chewing his mouth. He looked and smiled at me.

''Na the dog meat wey remain o.''

He said with a tiny voice.

''Oya throway am through window.''

I whispered harshly to him which he did immediately. At the same moment, the dogs stopped barking. Seems there was a solidarity for their slained member.

''You are cleared to go Sir.''

One officer shouted. I jumped into the car, wind up and shouted at Uduak.

''You chop meat again wey be dog own go earn you one bullet.''





TO BE CONTINUED!!!