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Br3nd4: *shy* i stoped bed wetting wen i was 15-ss2.. Afta alot of embarasments from class mates and seniors.i wanted to kill myself.

**Whistling**

Chrisbenogor: Jisox! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The guy na dog? Abi drilling machine, Foxy don drill her mean say na only she go carry the wahala? Lesson for her, screen the drilling machines you introduce into your well .

sexkillz: [color=#000030]From their comments. . .

It's better to keep shut and be thought intelligent, than to open your mouth to make sense and speak nonsense. Your comment gave you away, and besides, you don't need to be in a room to know what's inside. . . This is 2013. [/color]

jentlsoul: My friend still bed wetting

You sure say no be you?

xynerise: Of course it is. But I was emphasizing on the pains involved.

Idowuogbo: She no no dat wan wen she dey shout " ouch! Foxy, fevk me! Yeh! Foxy! Drill me! Haaaa! Foxy, it go tear o" abi? abegi! Typical! Always blaming d spermmm donors.

**Falls from Keke Napep**

xynerise: Assuming she has dyspareunia, she wont have the mouth to complain

Foxy_Ultimate: I must google this one

xynerise: Assuming she has dyspareunia, she wont have the mouth to complain

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Remorse over what you 2 did together? This is why irresponsible people shouldn't be having intercourse. [/color]

Ask4bigneyo: Doctors referred to children that always bedwet and refused to stop at certain age as enuretic patient while
ENURESIS means: Involuntary urination, expecially by children at night...

The topic is somehow awkward bt we can still crack jokes!

At what age or class did you stop bedwetting ?

I stopped bedwetting at the age of 11 ...

Kai... You were a man before you stopped bedwetting. Men... How did you stand the smell of the whole thing because even 5,6,7 year olds that still bedwets have this kind of horrid smell of urine. Sorry, maybe you had the problem them doctors mentioned.


Me personally no know if I bedwet or not because I can't remember being scolded for wetting the bed.

On a second thought, the last time I bed wetted, I hid it with a pillow and changed my shorts. Was around 2-3 years then.

Chrisbenogor: O boy holster your weapon oh!
You be messi?

DOnt worry eh Seun go give you Belle D'or 2013

faya down!

xynerise: Nah! You can boost it when you get married

Did you undergo the process, Oga adviser?

**Getting ready to look for his house address in few years time**

Chrisbenogor: Laugh don scatter my belle

Na you know make una carry una drama go bedroom.

xynerise: . I mean kinda reducing your sexual drive. Maybe eliminating your dihydro testosterone

That was the only thing that caught my attention. Why on earth would you mention that. Why would I want to reduce it at my prime eh. You wan make my wife cheat on me

Answer ooo

Chrisbenogor: Oga story teller,
Na you go carry the pikin? You go marry her? Bia better start behaving like a man, if you know say you nor fit take care of pikin why you carry that ya thing chook inside without raincoat eh? Now you want make she born am, you go pay? You go marry her? Pay for her school?

Chrisbenogor: LAugh don scatter my belle BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why would the guy come here and be asking yeye kweshun if he never do test ni? What I am saying is that he has to appreciate how having a child would affect the life of the girl? If her papa drive her comot house can he foot the bill? And if she drops out of school because of it can he pay for her to finish school after her papa don drive her comot house?
Having a baby you are not ready for is a life changing experience, he is not even ready to get married to her, he don reduce her market value seriously ni, while he can jump about and have fun with the next best kim kardashiyusufa round the block eh??

xynerise: Dont you think you need an aversion therapy in case of next time?

Blow that grammar small.. Remember I had to google the first word, I aint gonna google this one. Just tell me what you mean

Idowuogbo: Point ko scores ni! He's stingy cus he refused abortion? Wtf? Hian! Dis is a serious something o! Fair enough, na she go transport d pikin, but! U can expect him to just go by her word without a pregnancy test na! Chris, engage ur brain abeg! It's 2013...

xynerise: See naija film o

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Should I buy Pampers or Huggies? At what age should I feed him garri? She wants to travel to Cotonou to deliver the baby, should I let her?

Story tire me Jare. [/color]

Chrisbenogor: Haba idowu dont go all razzz on her asss na

She has a point though, the girl na im carry the belle. The guy has to consider how it affects her life, its her choice body is hers to do what she likes.

Biko what is excrembre ?

Uniquexty: Foxy, i can't believe you brought our personal matter into Nairaland. You are very wicked. After what you did to me, you stil have the mouth to talk? You're not even feeling remorse. You want to destroy my life. You'l be walking a free man while i walk about for 9 months with ur baby. You'l pay for my tears.

**Running away with high speed**

I don't know her o, you guys should hold her before she bites me

ashe2: dude!!!u are more concerned about your probably N10,000.00 dan her feelins or the situation you put her into? Wow...cos u are tinkin if she ws to chop ur money? but its ok for u to enter her and even without CD? i think u are so stingy, self conceited and shallow..wondern wat dem gals saw in u

Take it easy on me. I'm not an abortionist for your information. I can't hurt a live fowl not to talk of my growing s.perm seed in her so relax. The money aint the problem, you can't buy life, so why waste it?

Your handle self na wa

sexkillz: [color=#000030]No be only dilemma. . .

It was sweet when you were putting it in and moaning and panting, writing down your escapades and getting accolades. Now a baby is on it's way as a direct result of your actions and it has become a dilemma? Something must be wrong with you.

Next super story pls. [/color]

Br3nd4: And why should a girl even want an abortion? Jeez!!

Please dont let her abort the baby (thats if she really is pregnant)

Tire me o... Na she wan decide wetin to do with my own pikin wey I stressfully put inside her belle.

E no go ever work

Sexily Endowed: But how do you know the pregnancy is yours and not some other guy? Please be very careful and if you do decide to keep the baby get a paternity test asap.

Idowuogbo: I go dash u back hand slap one day. Keep boosting ur boring diary wiv my handle u hia? Antelope!

Time for fight never reach na.... This na something wey una go reserve for latter date.


Seriously, this whole pregnancy stuff is really weighing me down. Gosh... Which kind devil be this abeg