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RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:51am On Mar 21, 2013
Idowuogbo: Oh lawd! Wait o, dis babe u chook, una date? Abi na 1 shot? Do u actually see urself settling down wiv her? Or u just trying to d right thing d wrong way.
Settling down... uhn uhn... Capital NOPE...

Doing the right thing the wrong way, YES.

Dated.... Still dating sha but the romance go soon fizzle out
LiteratureRe: The Biography Of Foxybone --- A True Life Story by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:50am On Mar 21, 2013
ITbomb: You don give that girl belle and now you have the audacity to call that lovely unborn child a 'mistake'
Modified.

Come, which kind of chuku chuku you be self. Can't you see I'm going sabatical? undecided
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:48am On Mar 21, 2013
xynerise: You should be master of averting pregnancy by now tongue
Sticking to condoms was one thing, using the last one the previous night only to have a greater urge in the morning is another. Men... I felt it was safe embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:47am On Mar 21, 2013
ITbomb: Ask Martha whether she will be willing to take care of the child
Otherwise press delete
Stop being a prophet here jor. Did I mention names? Stop na angry angry
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:46am On Mar 21, 2013
Tascocent: Foxybone I know, foxybone Rebirth I know, foxy_ultimate I know.................foxybone junior I want to know.......lol. Any way go for d test first abeg. Welcome back Bro.
Buhahahahahaha..... grin grin grin grin

I think I will write something of this nature next time (if it ever repeats itself) in a pitiable way to draw your condolences.

Chei... See as you make me dey laugh and cry at the same time.
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:43am On Mar 21, 2013
xynerise: When was your sexarche? grin
You know I had to google that word so I can have a suitable answer for you.

Aint no kid but this is the first time I'm dealing with something like this.

Started doing stuffs since I was .... well... a long time ago grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:41am On Mar 21, 2013
KINGwax: it didn't give u HIV, Only headache?
Guy, be shaking. I mean, be scared!
I know some people will alwayz come with their theory.

GTH... Aint scared and won't be so chillax
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:40am On Mar 21, 2013
Ishilove: I neither have the time nor the luxury for daily updates. Wish I did, but I don't.
Madam, if only you will give us updates that will feed the hunger which you create with your suspence and long absence.

No mind me... I understand. Soon I will be so busy that eating will becoming something I need to be reminded of.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:37am On Mar 21, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: you started picking on me, I only danced to your tune...


oh thank you
Sure you did... undecided undecided
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:31am On Mar 21, 2013
Lolaabokoku: Congrats.!! Baba ireti
O God... Thanks in advance.

You guys just made me forget my troubles.

**Sets next plan in motion as he picks up the phone**
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:29am On Mar 21, 2013
xynerise: I followed through the door and not the window cool
You should have told me na. Me did some window things and I got caught.

Damn. Will think with my the head on my neck next time not the one between my legs cry cry
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:28am On Mar 21, 2013
Idowuogbo: U don jam! grin grin grin

Happy Father's Day.
I had to take down that picture because of you.

How you dey na... Me go act like nothing dey happen until that belly of hers bulges out for sure, them amma introduce her to mama. She go happy to get grand pikin from her 6th pikin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:26am On Mar 21, 2013
sigmundfreud: Nah...
You dont know the Sweet Sister Grace...this one is different.
She's no different jor... Though she still has some fun side in her sha
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:25am On Mar 21, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: talking from expirience? undecided
Yeah... Big time... And you sure know what I'm talking about angry
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:24am On Mar 21, 2013
gree-die:
a strip is as cheap as 100#, buy her a dozen if u will... just make sure she is really pregnant then tell her how happy u r to be a father at a young age, shop for baby clothes, buy a calendar, try to register her for antenatal. She may decide to go ahead wit d abortion but not wit ur consent....or money!
Prays your idea works o embarassed embarassed embarassed
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:19am On Mar 21, 2013
sigmundfreud: You, of all people, should know i don't patronise.
Why are u easily irritable these days?!
Not easily irritable... Has always been irritable... grin grin
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:14am On Mar 21, 2013
xynerise: Congratulations once again for being a daddy. Welcome to my world grin
See this man... You are making light this matter that has given me both headache, fever and restlessness combined abi.

Did you father a child like me? As in, same way?
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:06am On Mar 21, 2013
xynerise: Has she been pregnant for you before? If no then Go for pregnancy test.
Nope... This is my first time of getting a girl pregnant.
RomanceRe: The Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:02am On Mar 21, 2013
overdrive: Pls how much does a pregnancy test cost.if positive tell her u are anti_abortion.if she wants to go ahead with d d&c she can go on so far u hv made ur mind known.gd luck
Thanks... Was thinking of this one, but will surely go for the test first.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Detection Club by FoxyUltimate(m): 8:53am On Mar 21, 2013
brokoto: you're welcome. Are you HBG?
I wondered too when I read her comment
LiteratureRe: The Biography Of Foxybone --- A True Life Story by FoxyUltimate(op): 8:51am On Mar 21, 2013
RomanceThe Dilemma Of Foxybone ( She's Pregnant ) by FoxyUltimate(op): 8:50am On Mar 21, 2013
I'm back again and this time with a genuine question to ask, though nothing new.

Had sex with this lady some time back and eh... Because of the heat of the whole thing condom was not used for only one round sha. Received the shocker of my life when she called and told me over the phone that she was pregnant and would have aborted it but wanted to tell me before embarking on the abortion.

I was shaken, the normal thing that happens to every young guy when a girl tells him she is pregnant but then I was brought back when she says she wants to abort the baby. I have never liked the idea of abortion and would not want the blood of a child on my hand. I have the secret desire of fathering a child at a tender age but then when I told her not to do anything to the pregnancy, she flared up. Maintaining she wants to terminate the pregnancy.

You know how it is, she wants me to foot the bill.


Is she trying to milk some money from me or could the pregnacy be genuine. I have not closed my eyes in sleep since she gave me the news, I trust you guys here to help me out.

No insults please.... And making reference to HIV would not be tolerated.
LiteratureRe: The Biography Of Foxybone --- A True Life Story by FoxyUltimate(op): 8:42am On Mar 21, 2013
I'm not feeling to well for now, I think I will have to pause updating the story till I recover.

Received a news last night and still trying to swallow it.

Wonder whose mistake it was.... Mine or hers embarassed embarassed
LiteratureRe: The Biography Of Foxybone --- A True Life Story by FoxyUltimate(op): 8:39am On Mar 21, 2013
Emperortj93: **D way ma head dey hot nw, if u put soup untop i sure say e go boil**.... Btw Wic kind ojoro b dis nah, wey my "foxy" start anoda story and nobody care 2 notify muah. **smh in disbelief and jejelly go start readin frm d first page**
But I posted the link as you requested na.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by FoxyUltimate(m): 7:48am On Mar 21, 2013
nellytivities: shocked shocked@Neduzee, na here ur failure wan start.page 62 and uve got exams?I think u shud consider reading cos d journey is still so far. I knoow wat it took me.

Who dares flog ma princesa, please don't make me step in... I've got some hidden connections dat u dunno..#dont mess with a woman, u neva know wat she's capble of#.
wink wink wink

**shrek smile**

Hey baby, wanna tango?
LiteratureRe: Susan’s Diary; Friday’s Experience by FoxyUltimate(m): 7:43am On Mar 21, 2013
Rememba u promised something before you started
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LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by FoxyUltimate(m): 7:42am On Mar 21, 2013
Ishilove: You of all people should know that's easier said than done.
grin grin grin

I did a story within a few days and is currently running the other one na... Let me borrow you a leaf grin
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by FoxyUltimate(m): 6:15am On Mar 21, 2013
If only this woman will continue without stopping. I tell ya, we wud be in page 30 now.
LiteratureRe: The Biography Of Foxybone --- A True Life Story by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:26pm On Mar 20, 2013
Br3nd4: Im lykin this..
Foxy ure gud. Like the way u write

*straight to VIP*
O Brendy... Thanks for liking my style... I am looking forward to this stuff making front page before I give them readers what they want.

Please Cuddlemii take note and someone should please recommend this tale early tomorrow morning.
LiteratureRe: The Biography Of Foxybone --- A True Life Story by FoxyUltimate(op): 9:12pm On Mar 20, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: gringringringrin
Nairaland sinners association no dey carry last.

Make I dey back seat dey view, awaiting when the d'c'kk is used for other things aside peeinggrin
Mazi... Imagine how ITbomb take classify us. Is it that I always degress towards sex each time I'm writinghuh

But wait o, Sambroose, you nd ITbomb should not start a fight, you have all the page and tonight to settle scores... Me nd Mazi go be referees... The tale continues tomorrow as I just dey reach house and my belle dey overfull for me to stress am. **pats pot-belly while singing** I'm sexy nd I know it...


Gree-die... I will alwayz acknowledge your presence no matter how tight the matter would sound.

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