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HumbledbYGrace: ur other name suits u just fine

HotNaijaBabe: I don't appreciate seeing my moniker where it's not needed... Pls!

ITbomb: Una too dey serious, so if you all get to know all these that are happening during those 3 weeks and those that carry out the acts , una for the kill corpers everyday.
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Abeg HotNaijaBabe and your holy crew , make I enjoy this story till the end. It is happening everywhere , offices , schools, churches , everywhere

Thank God for the kind of brain He deposited in you.

See as all the ladies here dey scream Murder

Ishilove: I wish I did.


Talk to the hand!!



I'm going to kill off a few choice characters, there by discombubolating the next set of writers.

Please and please, you know say na me dey follow you.

HUMBLEDBYGRACE

We are not fighting, if you picked offence in what I said, why don't you let it pass like OLEH OHRAY says.

Serious;y, I'm always having a difficult time spelling your name. Let me check and confirm if I got it well, Oleh OAHRAY... Looks better in small letters Oahray

sigmundfreud: If u know the deal that was struck to get her back on board, then u will excuse her for not writing when shez...*nuff*

sigmundfreud: Kill Ayodele...
#the end#

No way... Ayodele has to see the end of the tale, killing him off will take the active villian out. He needs to kill more, probably kill someone I will creat called LanreLarry

sigmundfreud: Lol!
I guess 'Birthdays are not for writing'...
How are U, HBG? Long time.

Oahray: no kill Sharon o
kill Ayodele I no like the guy.

HotNaijaBabe: @ the bolded... Seems like I have to check around the basement of my house for my .7, colt, .22 and AK 47...
Pls, henceforth.. No other gal should love MAZI on this forum.. Else, I will start shooting sporadically.
Hian!! Wetin hapun self!

HumbledbYGrace: Larry I switched places with Oahray and I was to write chapter Ten!! Don't you try to upset my stomach! If its not chapter ten then count me out! The given date is my birthday. No can do

Ishilove: Kill! kill!! kill!!!!

Cuddlemii: Someone endorsed you already, Honey.

Writers are not allowed to endorse themselves.

Sowie... My bad

Ishilove: I'm so going on a fuccking killing spree...

Ishilove: I even saw 'Larry-Sky' some days back.

And you saw what he did when I tried to attach the name to him.... Choi, Larry don suffer

HotNaijaBabe: Lol @ the bolded.. Mazi, u see why I LOVE you... You are too much oh!
Btw, who is that other moniker that asked you to marry her.. Hope she is joking!!! Cos, I don't want a junior e-wife oh! I like Gluv, and though I want what she has.. She likes me too. Mazi, pls Ur current e-wives are enough for you.. Abi, we nor deh e-satisfy you? Pls tell me oh!

**Falls from pick-up van**

HNB, You too tight, Mazi no be addict, him na FREEEAAAAKKKK

HotNaijaBabe: Since this is a literary work.. We can as well assume that Mazi didn't sleep with JANE.. and he only included that part in the story to spice it up.. I truly wish he didn't sleep with a married woman anyway.
But, most of those married women ask for S'ex too much when I was in camp and they got caught all the time too.. So they are also to blame. Most of them even lose their RINGS while at it.. It's shameful.




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Please o, you girls are taking this stuff too hard abeg.

Which one come be benefit of doubt??

HotNaijaBabe:
Well, I have a confession. Two actually.
I hate addictions and so knowing that this sinful wonderful thread is getting to be an addiction, I took some days off NL. But of course, my break from work comes on thursdays.. So, here I am.. Back to the thread.... Smh for myself!

Secondly, the middle finger theorem almost put me in TROUBLE.. I checked out the middle finger of a guy at my work place( He has been coming around me for a while now). Lo and behold, his middle finger is LONG, thick and FAT. Mehn, my sinful gentle heart began to wonder how the real thing will look like and knowing that it will put me in trouble... I just had to reduce the number of times I visit this sinful wonderful thread.

So, I didn't mask myself oh! I was absent.

Ishilove: Break what up, Sir Larry? She made a statement and forgot to put smileys at the end of it, I made a statement and also forgot to put smileys, so what exactly should we break up?

The less we communicate and turn this section to a chatroom, the duller and more boring it becomes.

Larry has turned into an uptight person, abeg make you free yourself, I wonder why you no dey see small joke.

Next thing now na to report me

HotNaijaBabe: Ermmmmm.. We 'chatted' about this on this thread before you showed up. Let's give Mazi the benefit of doubt that 'this part of the story is mere fiction' and that he didn't do it. Sleeping with a married is so so wrong and I know (for a fact) that in some parts of Naija, there are CURSES attached to it. I met a friend while serving and she told me that in her village( Isua in ondo state). Any married woman who dares commit adultery will witness all her children dying mysteriously before her very eyes( And then the whole village will mete out punishment on her even after her children are all dead).. HORRIBLE!!
#I hope you didn't do it for real cos there are so many young/single ladies out there.. Like I said before, I want to believe you just wrote that to spice up the story.