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adabeke12: Lmao

The Lioness her been tamed...

Well... You are most welcome my new and humble friend...

princesa: @uche
die hard criminal...lol



the back door was left opened, that's where i entered tru, i don't know who broke the front gate oh


and uhm ITbomb
am hard to get
hard to keep
i care not an inch
if you go with every chick
cos my class speak for me

if you wanna try
get ready to ****
cos the die is cast

See open invitation. Me I know my guy well, him go surpass your imagination.

BTW, I thought you were against us from the beginning. I remember you adding salt to that fracass that lead this thread in claiming the title of ''The Most Hidden Post''.

I've gat my eyes on you...

Ucheosefoh: Yap expecting it again

Stop listening to that woman... She fit make you jump from on top bridge.

Ehen, to say the least, none of una fit beat my record for longest ban so make una chill. E be like dem never release your patner in crisis.

Wadap na

Uniquexty: Thanks dearie. The thought of watching foxy do what he intented made me fly. Drawing a map of the story, helped me.

Pleae don't draw me into this stuff... Abeg...


Ehen, I don come back but I'm kinda down with malarial...

Pyguru go ban me for using this word Da.mnnnnnnnnn

ITbomb: Don't even know which one to choose
.
CaptCindie(f), - a bit too arrogant
.
Cute bliss(f) - chop and run lover , once bitten . . .
.
sexiestchic(f) - glu warned me against her but since glu is now with Mazi , I guess I'm free from any heartbreak

Can we make this thread reach a hundred page?

Ehm... Flow... Your ability to update regularly endeared many people to you but this one that you have turned to a one update man is risky o... Don't turn to me ooo...

ITbomb: U just registered now n next thing , u jump into Mazi sinful thread n look for d¡cks to suck.
Abegi, I don't do ghosts
Maishot , wey u
Come carry this one go destroy ur destiny
I no know where she from come

I was kinda surprised too cos the writing kept screaming... ''I'M A BROTHER''...

Don't go homo o... Forget that ( f ) you are seeing...

Ishilove: Please bear with me, I have been on the road all day and have only just gotten home. I will update on the morrow. Thanks for your patience

I been no wan comment until I see you promise. Your tomorow no dey reach... BTW, I don com back...

kelvin1191: I almost joined the black brothers movement when i was in sch. But why i didn't joinwas because, guys in that cult were mostly robbers. Some were pilferers, others were pick pockets, while some others had matured to becomehighway robbers...

*****************Flow1759, u lost d respect i av 4 u immediately i saw this ur statement above. Baggas and , who stole better? Which av d highest numba of robbers, thugs and pick-pocket? What is d motto of ur frat cos it says what u guys are. In ur last thread, (ibo boy wey like yoruba) u said dat u ar XYZ and that u ar now a changed man but ur write up still show dat ur ar still a "Boyscout".When men ar leaving frat to reality, u ar here trying to score cheap point to Baggas. Mtcheeew!

This is not some cult thread you hear. If you no like wetin you read, waka look for car wey dey go straight to hell....

maishot: People, people, people!
Can't u see the gate's closed?!

I can't stand seeing people crying, weeping and looking gloomy outside
Pls, cheer urselves up.
There's more coming.

And for the records;

@ kwazzie Keed;
You're doing my job, kind of, consoling pple. Thanks.
Me like u.

@ Sijo01;
I hope he does
Sha, I know you'll do a good job.
Love ya!

@ Temi4flash;
We know we can count on u anytime.
You rock!
#But if I hear say u 'flenjor' eh..?! #

Anybody seen Sister Efeoma_xy?


@ Every silent readers on this thread (una plenty eh!),
We see u all.
My Oga Mazi loves u very much..,
And I DO TOO!

Stay cool, but don't freeeezzzeee.
Holla!!!


...Signed;
Maishot
Nairaland Sinners Association
-Uniting In Sin-
(Secretary)

#Thinks to himself, 'will this thread end?'#

You this man... This is the second time oooo...

Finally... My crazy ar.se go home. Chei... After the driver abandoned us at Zuba where he was arrested by all those touts parading themselves as park officials.... Na im pocket sha....

Cute bliss: oya stand up the one wey you do don okay come update abeg

Cutie...

You never come back?

This driver na wa oooo

Makarfi dey Kaduna?

Abi we still dey kano? Na thunder go make dis scar speed ooo

Sleep dey catch me... We go catch up later... Nuhu Bamali Polytechnic still far... We just cross one crazy bridge...

Wait o... Na by force make one side of bridge dey show say some cars don eff am up end up for river?

Welcome to Zaria... Nice one... We are progressing...


And ehm... First check point and a burnet coaster bus...

Why be say na only cars wey no good na im this driver dey ovatale sef... Chei... Make this journey no long ooo. But before I forget sef, some kind highway patrol team dey do stop and search for the other lane. Wetin dem dey look for sef. Na since tinz don enter kano no be today....

Men... Accident scene, red honda involved but the tires and steering are missing. I no fit imagine say dem dey move car parts after accident...


Ehen... I dey Ikara Local Govt.

Nigeria big jor.... Driving and headed for Abuja. I don dey enter Kaduna....

I go dey update una on progress of journey till I reach to complete my tale and also start a new one titled...

''FROM KANO WITH BOMBS''

I no even see my name sef....

Well...

Well...

Well...

**Prepares to leave Kanostan... Changes to aboki clothes**

All this abokis no go see me In Jesus Name.

Make una wish me safe journey..

Mazi na you first know o...

Uniquexty: it will sir

Exti... Guess what?

I dreamt of you, even though we never meet for flesh and blood. Maybe na this malarial sha...

Larry-Sun:
We aren't thinking of what to do, buddy, the next chapter'll be posted tomorrow, I assume.

Why are you overly serious all the time? Don't you like the traffic this thread attract?

If person talk one. You go counter am. I know say if na to make me drop the links for my signature, you for don do am since. Try to be playful one bit abeg. Overseriousness no too good.

HBG... I am sorry... I did not intend it to be so, this one I am doing right now is with my phone. Please ma dear...

oyestephen: Foxy, I like ur creative imaginations

Thanks...

Mama shook her head severally and tilted her ear to the side to clear her head of the words she just heard. It sounded like a dream but then bad dreams have a way of being so real.

''I did not get you''

Mama finally spoke out.

''I say make you abort am abi you want make I stress on the word A-B-O-R-T?''

Papa replied her looking into her face in a strange way.

''Hahahahahahaha''

Was the dry laugh that filled the room. Papa jolted and looked at Mama, how could she be laughing in this kind of situation? He looked at his wet palms to confirm it was not yet harmattan. Legend has it that mental problems have a way of manisfesting during harmattan than during the rainy eason. Mama was not running mad with madness, she was running mad with anger.

''You are saying I should remove what you put into my stomach? Do I look like some girlfriend to you? What did you take this night before returning to the house?''

Mama poured out though she already knew the answer to the last question.

''Nothing. You are not my girlfriend but my wife who will do my wish''

Papa spoke out calmly.

How on earth could he be this confident after saying that abominable word. Mama felt sick in her stomach and before she could think of anything, she was already vomitting in the parlour. Papa rushed to her side to hold her while she all but sprawled on the ground to release whatever had been climbing her throat for a very long time.

''Mama, hope you are owk, you are not looking well''

Papa spoke out with concerning having leaded her out and poured cold water on her head. He is fond of his wife but this pregnancy issue is what he can't deal with. He would have to find a way of making her do away with the pregnancy.

''I'm alright now, stop coaxing me like some very sick patient''

Mama said weakly as she stood up from her squating position. Mama never wanted to be considered weak so used every opportunity to silently prove to Papa that she is still as strong as when he married her.

''I know who my wife is now, please let's go back inside before this malicious people poke their head through doors to see whats going on at the unholly hour.''

Papa said patting Mama lovingly on her shoulder.

They both walked into the house shutting the door behind them and then sitting down on the same seat with Mama sitting right on top of Papa's lap. Papa played with his wife hair for some time, toying round in his mind on how to convince his wife on aborting the baby in her womb.

''You know the kind of work I do my angel''

Papa started to which Mama nodded.

''You know how I leave the house very early to come back late at night just to put food on our table''

Papa continued while his hand roamed on his wife's lap.

''Yes I do my husband''

Mama replied in a tiny voice. She already knew where Papa was headed.

''You know all this children are in school and the youngest boy is starting school next term''

Papa struck the right cord as Mama hand gripped his. She turned and looked into her husband's eye, seeing it shiny for the first time in many years. If he was putting on a act then he surely needs a grammy award for that.

''I know all this my husband, but why are you reminding me about them this night?''

Mama asked.

''I really don't know but they all keep coming back to me. Even the day I took you from your father's house and the first night we spent together.''

Papa had driven home his point. Mama released all of her body to Papa while he drew her head closer to his lips, turning it in the process until the ear was at his mouth.

''Abort it''

Papa whispered.

Mama jumped up from his leg like she was stung by akpiti, the legendary black ant.