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Torres na useless thing

mukina2: sagna why naw

Water dey nl so?

Hakim27: arsenal is useless

mukina2: na wa o

see synchronized diving by hazard

Aunty Muki-Muki, u still dey post?

el bin manny: U don't say that to a united fan like me

Read Sir
If the ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE would have been a classroom, then:-

ARSENAL-Is a boy who works hard throughout the year but fails to succeed because of his greedy rich family that is not ready to spend on buying books.

MANCHESTER CITY- Is a boy who purchases all the expensive books but is never ready to read them.
LIVERPOOL-Is a child who is very much proud of the academic achievements of his grand father.

MANCHESTER UNITED-Is a boy who is always supported by the teacher and just performs in the final exams and tops the class.

Finaly, CHELSEA- Is a boy who when he fails to perform, puts the blame of failure on his teacher and then his family finds a new teacher for him every year!

el bin manny: Arsenal dey fall my hand o!

Ur head no join put? Hahahahaha...Chelsea na Baba

tunapawizzy: dis ur glossy lips ehn no be small thing o

Ehn...u likey?

Congrats Peter

IYA NGBALI: Abeg what time are they playing the match and I hope african magic would show it live?

Ofcourse definately, but not african magic world, African Magi Entertainment,nor African Magic Movies rather African Magic Yoruba wl definately show it live...Let's go there

Some peeps no go watch d match finish...Peeps like Mukina...Hahahahahahaha...Up Chelsea

But if it were 2 b Ekeson Transport...any tribe can apply
I travel a lot, so I know what am talking abt

Don't apply if u r not Igbo...cos u r only wasting ur time

And u say u r a comedian wit all dat jagons...a whole State of d living spring...do u know Osun population and land mass @ all

Foxy_Rebirth: My number 2 fan of the day after Redmosquito

Bless you... Stand up comedy, here I come

AlterEgo™:


What I actually find funny is the fact that this is supposed to be funny

Lol @ OP's "I must take comedy chop" retort
You are on a long thing man


And for not giving my state (OSUN) a not so favourable slogan, may you continue to churn out dry shyte like this, you orangutan

Amen

dridowu: Hmmmmmm, dt will b gr8................................I tried it, so many pple like my post whaoooooooooooooooooo.
@ Seun, pls gve us slap button also, so dat i can slap all dos dt 1st to komet and derail a thread

Not just a slap button but also an 'unlike button' plsssss

Sun re o...Odun a ji'na si ra...Amin
So painful

I vowed neva 2 board ABC transport since 2009...I booked (a week b4)their ticket 4rm Abj 2 Lag dat year...On d 23rd December 2009, could u believe ABC magt abandoned Lagos passengers 4 Owerri, Onitsha, PH etc passengers till past 9am b4 Lag passengers were being called upon...after their rubbish checking, we left Abj 20mins past 10am, 6:45am departure time boldly written on their ticket...we got 2 Ibadan ard 1am(24th), then Lagos 3:30am(or thereabt), I had 2 stay till 6am @ their park @ JiboWu...Since, I vowed neva 2 have anytin doing wit dem...d fact dat they claim masters of the game baffles me, is it their useless measurement of luggages...#hisses#

yohanna zack: Wetin dey impotant fo sittin at d front seat, abi front seat go reach where dem go while back seat no go reach?

I taya too oo
I see no biggy there...

Hmmmmmmmnnnn...

Who's dis idiot...write yours and stop quoting peeps...Olodo

Lerin: Let's assume that you are mad, thus you become self employed campaign agent. Fool.

Goodluck 4 me, Goodluck 4 u, Goodluck 4 everybody, Goodluck 4 us...
Vote Goodluck Jonathan...breath of fresh air
Vote PDP...Power 2 d pple

Benitez must go...Give us back our Di-Matteo

Chelsea no go kill me...Hmmmmmmmmm

franchizy: I will rather die than be alive to see chelsea win dis match.
Its settled West Ham 2 Chelsea 1

Dat die, u shall die after dis match

Walahi, nairalanders get bad mouth...

naxxoxo: Don't be selfish on the kid(s) please. G-a-r-r-i bi ti bawo? This man is offering a better life for the unborn and you here sounding like a typical sufferhead.

Emi ni sufferhead yen o Uncle...
I love kids...maybe I didn't av any in my first life...

1ndidi2: I guess we don't need eachother anymore in this world!

Having children will now be a business venture

We are now in a commodity world! where d things we have in common are what we can buy-human life inclusive.

Hmmmm...spot on sis

Walexz02: Stay dia dey shout until the application close..8-) u no see wetin ur signature talk? Dtz xactly wt d op is afraid of.

Am happily married to one of the few responsible guys...my signature isn't not just 4 men but women also...haven't u come across...'O ye men' in d bible?

Okele gbigbe mi pelu itelorun, osan ju wura ati fadaka ti o kun fun wahala, idamu, iponju lo

sexybash: @foyeks
i rather have kids for a responsible father, than be married to a man who see me trash, i feel the poster and for your info am already talking to him i made him to understand that am not in for the cash, life is all about what makes you happy i already invited him over to where i live and we would see what happens from there

Well, if that's what u want...who am I 2 stop u? Its what u desire...btw, there are still good guys out there girlfriend...dis contract thing- isn't just worth it...

Total rubbish...any responsible woman wldnt trade her kids 4 anything...I wld rather be drinking garri wit ma kids wit me than having them bought...
Ladies- do not be tempted due 2 ur present predicament, as a graduate, u ve got ur hopes and dreams, am very sure wit hardwork and prayers, u can be more successful than d poster...

JOKE; 9ja sex page vs American sex page.........
My name is Vivian Sandwich, I am planning on sucking my husband but I don't know how to tell him cos he is too religious
Lina Ashley: well, I think communication is very important in a marriage.. I suck my husband and he loves it. Talk to him
Juliet Stone: I dont really fancy it but try talk to ur husband...
David Paper: You don't need to tell him, just do it, his body language will tell you if he likes it or not.. Good luck
9JA PAGE
my name is Rasikat Moshood, how do I tell my husband I want to suck him??
Folake Idowu: u are a fool, how can you suck dick, dont you know it tastes like salt?? rubbish, better repent (how does she know it tastes like salt?)
Akops Ubong: Which kind post is this? Must u suck?? You are a disgrace to women. Haba.. You need deliverance idiot bitch
James Akin: Passing by
Nkiru Emeka: Idiot, is sex food, you better pray about it (pray about sucking of dick?)
LOLLL, chai 9ja no dey carry last o... Which advice is much more better
Hahahahahaahaha

Europa isn't bad but wining will be d best...
I rep Chelsea 4life

ayobase: What were u expecting......students in pairs around the school gate chewing gum with mini skirts and ......
.
Thats university of Abuja.....Temp and Perm sites!

And u r one of d people dat patronises them abi?...mtcheewww
Some people go just dey talk something dem no notin abt...
UniAbuja was established under IBB's regime...so na baby Uni