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Cuddlemii: Babe na everyone relationship status you come investigate?
First, Dyt was the bride to be. The trend has now changed to who freecocoa's boy is
Dnt worry you would soon find freecocoa's girl
amebo who be ur own?

Sorry Sir/Ma
Lips sealed...don't just know what's wrong wiv me these days o...cos am only good at LMAO going thru some posts on nairaland...but seems nairaland has changed thou, unlike b4 when someone experience enuf yabbings,dat made me stopped commenting...not dat I can't but dont just av d time...I think I will now need 2 go and see a doctor cos av got a problem-*itching fingers*Lol

uceee: Lol.....@foyeks, We can make it happen. We could be the next couple thanking NL. If u are in support say aye. The aye has it.

Eee yaahh...just too late bro cos my wedding is around d corner...can link u up wit someone specially and beautiful made though-Hmmmmm...*Ileke-Idi* or *Idowuogbo*
Now I see those two...they are after me, dis time enuf strokes of canes on my back

*running4mydearlife*outter here bro

OgidiBoy: Omotola has nice hips, I'll do her.

Some guys wld definately do urs...not a curse bro

Body magic really did some magic on dat tummy

CyberG: Something does not add up except you can explain it. Just a few days ago, you wrote:

Serious Advice Needed ASAP Or.......... by Crown Prince(m): 6:59pm On Aug 02

I have fallen for this chic. She has all the attributes i desire in a woman. Infact,i have confess love to her and indicated interest to marry her.
She is in a very serious date with a guy of over 5years and has consistently reminded me that.
How do i break the deadlock and convince this lady to abandon her guy for me.
House...helep me with convincing strategy.

And then...

Re: Serious Advice Needed ASAP Or.......... by Crown Prince(m): [b]9:46am On Aug 03
freecocoa: OP kill her boyfriend and she's all yours.

No strategy will work better than this.
I should kill her bf and go to prison huh?
Cocoa,is there no sane tactics i can adopt to wrestle her from that un-deserving hunchback?
I know you are proficient in this kinda mudane task.[/b]

Source: https://www.nairaland.com/1007551/serious-advice-needed-asap

Sorry to ask dis bro...are u freecocoa's boy? *winks*...

O_D_B: abeg fast fast no think am, go form your country

Yes o...don't think it abt giving just anyhow peeps our Visas...
*Dancing azonto on his head*

If this is true...then we are getting there
Oodua Republic-mainly Lagos,Ogun,Oyo,Osun,Ekiti and Ondo States...No Kwara nor Kogi, even Edo...
Federal Capital Territory wld b in Osun...

uceee: IF (a big if) this is true, then its very sweet. ***dreaming of meeting my bride on Nairaland*** Abeg Seun & Mods how do we qualify for this stage of nairalanding where u get to choose a bride?

Go to www.nairalist.com...nairaland sister company...*winks*

@Op...that's exactly their normal way of doing things when it comes to 2nd term....am afraid of Mimiko's second tenure also...but will always give it to Fashola anyday, anytime cos If we really need 2 clean up d mess, decisive actions must be taken...seems u know lil abt Buhari/Idiagbon's administration of which is one of d best era we ever experienced in d history of Nigeria...

Who's d lucky girl? @poster

Dyt rite?

Kennis music for me...

na real wa o

RIP Mama P-square

Post ur pictures and let's see, eyin elenu orofo won yi

*vomitting on Idowuogbo and Ileke-Idi's heads*

Some girls here sef...nobody fine 4 their face...
Especially Idowuogbo and Idi-Ileke
See as dem take mouth rubbish something wey God create? Too bad gan ni o, na big sin fa...haba, na wetin human being like u, do una like
@Poster
Oge is hot...likey

Hmmmmmm...'Rev.'Linked up or framed up in a murder case-a blossom friend 4 dat mata...

Where is d greatest of all unis in 9ja
University of Abuja-d seat of power...

Just EFCC initial gragra of arrest, detain, prosecute,bail, discharge and acquitted...

Tolaaaaannni: Thats my name and its not outdated...

Opps...didn't say it was outdated girl but rather sounds local...no offense(copy Mr Cork)

M M M: Op

What u need is punnnnies

Relax I will supply u my leftover

So women are now left-overs...am sure u have sister,aunties and am sure u r gonna have enuf female children...mtchewww

Adura
Sikira
Abayomi
Titilayo
Esupofo
Imole
Tinuke
Toyosi
Also names Wizfid mentioned in one of his songs, Funke, Alimo,Folake, Tolani
For me, All thses names sounds local

Billyonaire: You better start making sense with your words, cos you aint growing younger.

u too son...

chidexy: You should rather visit Ekiti State. Those Professors and PhD holders there will also confirm to you that it takes discipline, hardwork and something upstairs to earn it

so what?Oga park well abeg...i dont respond to someone who allows his itching fingers to do d 4major works i.e reading,assimilating,digesting,b4 replying
my point noted already to those whose organs function effectively

Billyonaire: Thank God I didnt stand close to Naetochukwu...during the snapshot...Nairalanders for recognize me....

funny ass...what are u feeling like? another Kema Chikwe's son

Happy married life....congrats dude

afam4eva: Have you visited and have you see? or are you basing this on what you hear?

yes myboy...u too can...just a visit

401kk: Backyard profs abi?

Billyonaire: Do you know what it takes to have a Doctorate degree ? Some people can yarn dust

question answered with d bolded

Billyonaire: Fortunate to have been the best choice for the World Bank job? Do you know what it takes to have a Doctorate degree ? Some people can yarn dust

kindly visit Ekiti State...Enough Professors

Billyonaire: Fortunate to have been the best choice for the World Bank job? Do you know what it takes to have a Doctorate degree ? Some people can yarn dust

kindly visit Ekiti State pls

Kolade9: Na ya sister?

does it matter? pls give her a break jor...many of u here registered but was not selected and picked....but she was there
oga l'eyan to gba odo, eyan ni o r'owo r'awe jor

who cares...ass-nal my foot....mtchewwww

Oppsss forgot myboy is an ass-nal fan
anyways always blue
blue noni....all da way

hmmmmmmm....gone are those days, when foyeks2001 was a lil girl...love dis @ poster

Idowuogbo: Me ke? Am born again o!

No yab me o! Cus I go comot scarf wear my panama deliver correct give u

Abeg o Mummy wa, I no get body 4 dat kain tin o
U dey try small sha, but sometimes u sef dey Bleep up
But dat mynd_44 is just something else...d name mynd_44 itsef its bullshits...nofin good comes out from dat name...dat guy shud av a change of name...