₦airaland Forum

Clerverly: To where again

Trust SR...they must surely fish her out...

Eee yaah RIP Wunmi

But av not seen dis babe b4 na?
anywaz RIP Seun

Once beaten twice shy...one pastor once predicted something like this 4 me, had 2 leave a PHD student of University of Lagos...took me almost 3yrs(I felt d guy had placed a curse on me cos neva 4 once happy wen it comes 2 relationship during dis period) b4 God finally answered my prayers...No more pastor visition when it comes 2 choosing a partner...

Op
Leave d poor girl, very soon, her eyes go clear, cos d pastor wey mislead me, I see am one day wey I go watch football 4 one garden wey dey drink Gulder...Na so life b jor...I still dey regret my action sef even wen my wedding is just 4weeks away

felifeli: Ota mi o ni ya foko
Akoyoyo nio da lorun
Omolanke nio kan lese
Onigedu nio da lehin
A wa ma rin bai, rin bai, rin bai

Jisoro dey kill o

U r most welcome Shina Rambo but d Op posted nofin but d actual fact...all u need 2 do is to step up ur game or beta still quit and find something meaningful 2 do wit ur life e.g wat abt hawking Gala

These ar Nigerian actors turned musicians...these pple shudnt dare go 2 recording studios anyomre
Omotola
Genevieve
Jim Iyke
Desmond Elliot

Yoruba fuji musician
Pasuma sings rubbish abeg

Hip-Hop
K-solo
Terry G
Goldie
Essence(dis chick no get anything in common wit good music except 4 her voice)

CHESSBOARD: My Friend Bluetooth, Dont tell me you r a fool , no body puts all his eggs in one basket and drive in a slippery Road called Nigeria. The last time we tell Nigeria what we wanted, you all ( Hausa and Yoruba ) connived and almost send the whole IGBOS to extinction now we have learnt our lesson and we will continue to confused you until you brain expire

Oya clap 4 ursef Sir...

afam4eva: A mad man will just carry a microphone to the town square and say "WE will vote for Jonathan in 2015" and the next morning the papers will read "South-east leaders backs jonathan for 2015". I think most media houses should be shut down cos they spread propaganda.

Are u then, calling a whole South-East Senator a mad man? Is Arthur Nzeribe really mad?

Babyface indeed...Wish u a Happy married life Tobi and Teju...Congrats

Got tired of dis news jor

*priceless*

Awon were meji...Kikelomo ti ba iya mu'le

afam4eva: Happy Birthday to osita Iheme(paw paw) and Funke Akindele aka Jenifa.

Btw, that Funke lady is really old oo. Her date of birth is not far from when the civil war ended.

Badest mouth

Done deal...Up Chelsea...
A winning goal

What a gooooaaaaaaalllllll

badmrkt: chelshit fans how market?

Market is sweet...just too sweet

Only God knows what's wrong wiv ma Cech 2nite

Sagamite: I will sh[i]a[/i]g her and still have enough feul to SH[i]A[/i]G you after.

Heaven knows have tried my best...cos that day those itching fingers of urs will have something to say...

chic2pimp: Look at who is calling people Razz.......LMAO!!!

U can look whatever, d most important thing is 2 grow up and stop acting like a child

Good news...

Some dudes here are just too razz-already fornicating wit anoda man's wife while even on clothes...Na wetin, y don't u get urs and stop this abominable thinking

Simply tagged-pay as u go bride...anywaz its abt time...but this is just too funny honestly

I wasn't born during Buhari/Idiagbon's era but heard a lot abt dat era from my parents...they were nice things I must confess...so I will forever support Buhari anyday and anytime...am not a northerner

Sai Buhari

Also
Born2fuck
Pornodude
Mama-gee
Mrs China
Naughty mr cork
Freecoca
Werepeleri(GEJ supporter-B1 for fabricated stories)
Infact dem too plenty
We ve got awesome,intelligent peeps here...a lot too dey claim levels though

Faakay...very artculate
My two Aunties...Idowuogbo and Ileke-Idi...they are awesome, dem they Bleep up sometimes sha
Mummy Chaircover...I dey always gbadun her @ Family section
Shymmex
Bluetooth
Dayokanu...very intelligent bro
Afam4ever...4 his celebrity posts( e dey Bleep up too)
Tpia...I dey over gbadun dis my Aunty also...4 yoruba defence...hmmmm
Okija-juju...4 his Igba defence and also GEJ(dis bro can fabricate stories...will always give hime an A1

Still dey compile

If u r d type dat always say bad things abt pple, ur life also can neva be good...even d bible made us to understand that we shud celebrate wit those dat are celebrating
Congrats Teju...wish u a happy married life in advance...

Ileke-IdI:
foyeks, we dey fight?

U and Idowuogbo bin wan beat me one day...

Presius: so na husband una dey look for come here? See revelation

E fit be sha...u neva see couple wey meet inside molue b4 ne? Nofin wey no fit happen, so nairaland no dey exception...

Geo-man:
Meeting and marrying some one on NL is like sitting on a keg of gun powder,its a total disaster waiting to befall the poor couple.NL is cursed,i wonder what in the name of banabas am still doing here

Na wetin nairaland girls do u b4? Bros chill small na...which kain early morning curse be dis on-top say I be nairalander

caseless: I'l reduce dat population by hooking u. How do i apply in prson?

CyberG: Nooo sweery! I am just too far from Abuja otherwise, I go like know your coordinates!

Sowie pple...am already taken

Presius: so nairaland don turn to social networking site so nairaland don turn to social networking site

U fit meet ur wife anywhere bro...so check us out...our population outnumbered dat of u guys...hmmmmm

HiiiPower: U love colonial flag?
dumb girl smh.

This got me thinking of those days...nofin sweet pass during d pre 1960...OMG, when mummy was a girl...u got me thinking my son...

Cuddlemii: u v got a problem ke? impossicant!
its those itchy fingers that makes this place fun
was just teasing u. carry on me sef wan know the bride

Hmmmmm...now am flattered
Don't worry bro, we r still on it...we go surely know d bride...Lol

bily: Don't judge a book by its cover, same way Charlie boy has Linda as alter ego, most nairaland also have different handles with different persona.

Same way Linda/Charlie boy never visits Charles oputas home, freecocoa or whoeva the mystery girl is May never visit crown prince lol

Certainly...u r bad...C'mmon give d OP a break bro....Hahahahahaha

uceee: Girls at war? Really scary. *running4mydearlife2*

Aren't u a man? Don't tell me u r not man enuf pls? Give me a second, Hmmm, If u can't handle girls now, I bet it if u wld b able 2 handle ur wifey...C'ommon grow some muscles jor...*winks*

@Naptu
Mehn I love d one of Lagos...I bet it that's what Oodua Republic gonna use...so beautiful
Hmmmmmm

dasparrow: @Bolded

That will not happen because Abuja is actually part of the north. The natives of Abuja are the GWARI people so I don't know how Abuja will fit into oodua republic. The hausa and fulani people will not sit and watch that happen. Besides, Nigerians from all ethnic groups own land and properties in Abuja. What happens to them?

I said Osun State Sir...Yorubas don't fight 4 what's not theirs...

@Naptu...thanks 4 dat info...those flags