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chukzyblingz:I don't understand your bitterness against Easterners, what have they done to you? no matter what bitter post civil war inspired anti-igbo tale your folks may have told you, Anioma and Easterners are united in interests and culture, and will achieve much more if they work together than separate. we Igbos need to unite. |
krasican:I'm an Ika man from Owa, so I will put Agbor there. who are you? where are you from? |
not some communities, one-third of Delta is Igboid! go to Asaba, Agbor, Issele uku and Kwale, and ask them about Biafra, the eyes of the people are open, Nigeria is not a must. |
Joshuamilarge:gbam! you talk my mind |
SABA2002:make I no enter u o! U no dey see her facebook name there? |
QuotaSystem:.
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Abagworo:Okowa is from Owa-Alero in Owa kingdom |
AWONEYAN:there are no militants in Delta north |
that's an Anioma son God bless his hustle |
Topiipii:regardless of if it is applicable in the UK, USA or a caucasian utopia so far it is not applicable in 9ja, it is not universal. |
1bkaye:I'm sure heads are already rolling |
cgnfg |
dmcdad:you were just appealing to my emotions with Apple's popularity in your pseudo-argument! No facts Analyzing the removal of headphone jack with facts. 1. It is wasteful, already owned wired headphones cant be used without adapter. 2. It is inconvient, you can't charge and use wired headphones same time. 3. it is unnecessary, you can start a wireless revolution without removing the 3.5 mm headphone jack. |
I believe no other company will follow them on that path of folly you can face a wireless future without having to discard something as universally accepted as the 3.5 mm headphone jack. |
this is not a rule! the company where I'm attached to, red is for safety and fire other colours are used by anybody. |
Mark Zuckerberg came to 9ja? Yes he dressed simple? Yes he acted humble? Yes Is that why person no go hear word again! Every man to his own abeg! But yes, Mr. Zuckerberg displayed some commendable qualities, the only ones that will help in Nation building is Entrepreneurship and charity. Have a happy Sunday. |
AdaIgbo |
Nwokem, you are gonna meet your match, in the meantime, just keep doing your thing. |
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Tiri gbosa for Mama you married an Icon. |
wristbangle:don't start! enjoy the attack on CNN's ignorance and leave it at that. |
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THE THING AROUND YOUR NECK you thought everybody in America had a car and a gun; your uncles and aunts and cousins thought so, too. Right after you won the American visa lottery, they told you: In a month, you will have a big car. Soon, a big house. But don’t buy a gun like those Americans. They trooped into the room in Lagos where you lived with your father and mother and three siblings, leaning against the unpainted walls because there weren’t enough chairs to go round, to say goodbye in loud voices and tell you with lowered voices what they wanted you to send them. In comparison to the big car and house (and possibly gun), the things they wanted were minor— handbags and shoes and perfumes and clothes. You said okay, no problem. Your uncle in America, who had put in the names of all your family members for the American visa lottery, said you could live with him until you got on your feet. He picked you up at the airport and bought you a big hot dog with yellow mustard that nauseated you. Introduction to America, he said with a laugh. He lived in a small white town in Maine, in a thirty-year-old house by a lake. He told you that the company he worked for had offered him a few thousand more than the average salary plus stock options because they were desperately trying to look diverse. They included a photo of him in every brochure, even those that had nothing to do with his unit. He laughed and said the job was good, was worth living in an all-white town even though his wife had to drive an hour to find a hair salon that did black hair. The trick was to understand America, to know that America was give-and-take. You gave up a lot but you gained a lot, too. He showed you how to apply for a cashier job in the gas station on Main Street and he enrolled you in a community college, where the girls had thick thighs and wore bright-red nail polish, and self-tanner that made them look orange. They asked where you learned to speak English and if you had real houses back in Africa and if you’d seen a car before you came to America. They gawped at your hair. Does it stand up or fall down when you take out the braids? They wanted to know. All of it stands up? How? Why? Do you use a comb? You smiled tightly when they asked those questions. Your uncle told you to expect it; a mixture of ignorance and arrogance, he called it. Then he told you how the neighbors said, a few months after he moved into his house, that the squirrels had started to disappear. They had heard that Africans ate all kinds of wild animals. You laughed with your uncle and you felt at home in his house; his wife called you nwanne, sister, and his two school-age children called you Aunty. They spoke Igbo and ate garri for lunch and it was like home. Until your uncle came into the cramped basement where you slept with old boxes and cartons and pulled you forcefully to him, squeezing your buttocks, moaning. He wasn’t really your uncle; he was actually a brother of your father’s sister’s husband, not related by blood. After you pushed him away, he sat on your bed—it was his house, after all—and smiled and said you were no longer a child at twenty-two. If you let him, he would do many things for you. Smart women did it all the time. How did you think those women back home in Lagos with well-paying jobs made it? Even women in New York City? You locked yourself in the bathroom until he went back upstairs, and the next morning, you left, walking the long windy road, smelling the baby fish in the lake. You saw him drive past—he had always dropped you off at Main Street—and he didn’t honk. You wondered what he would tell his wife, why you had left. And you remembered what he said, that America was give-and-take. You ended up in Connecticut, in another little town, because it was the last stop of the Greyhound bus you got on. You walked into the restaurant with the bright, clean awning and said you would work for two dollars less than the other waitresses. The manager, Juan, had inky-black hair and smiled to show a gold tooth. He said he had never had a Nigerian employee but all immigrants worked hard. He knew, he’d been there. He’d pay you a dollar less, but under the table; he didn’t like all the taxes they were making him pay. You could not afford to go to school, because now you paid rent for the tiny room with the stained carpet. Besides, the small Connecticut town didn’t have a community college and credits at the state university cost too much. So you went to the public library, you looked up course syllabi on school Web sites and read some of the books. Sometimes you sat on the lumpy mattress of your twin bed and thought about home—your aunts who hawked dried fish and plantains, cajoling customers to buy and then shouting insults when they didn’t; your uncles who drank local gin and crammed their families and lives into single rooms; your friends who had come out to say goodbye before you left, to rejoice because you won the American visa lottery, to confess their envy; your parents who often held hands as they walked to church on Sunday mornings, the neighbors from the next room laughing and teasing them; your father who brought back his boss’s old newspapers from work and made your brothers read them; your mother whose salary was barely enough to pay your brothers’ school fees at the secondary school where teachers gave an A when someone slipped them a brown envelope. You had never needed to pay for an A, never slipped a brown envelope to a teacher in secondary school. Still, you chose long brown envelopes to send half your month’s earnings to your parents at the address of the parastatal where your mother was a cleaner; you always used the dollar notes that Juan gave you because those were crisp, unlike the tips. Every month. You wrapped the money carefully in white paper but you didn’t write a letter. There was nothing to write about. In later weeks, though, you wanted to write because you had stories to tell. You wanted to write about the surprising openness of people in America, how eagerly they told you about their mother fighting cancer, about their sister-in-law’s pree mie, the kinds of things that one should hide or should reveal only to the family members who wished them well. You wanted to write about the way people left so much food on their plates and crumpled a few dollar bills down, as though it was an offering, expiation for the wasted food. You wanted to write about the child who started to cry and pull at her blond hair and push the menus off the table and instead of the parents making her shut up, they pleaded with her, a child of perhaps five years old, and then they all got up and left. You wanted to write about the rich people who wore shabby clothes and tattered sneakers, who looked like the night watchmen in front of the large compounds in Lagos. You wanted to write that rich Americans were thin and poor Americans were fat and that many did not have a big house and car; you still were not sure about the guns, though, because they might have them inside their pockets. . . . . . to be continued |
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His excellency, how many of this uncircumcised muslim governors will bid farewell to christian pilgrims? |
Efulefu reasoning! The hausas made threats to Mr. Chinakwe's life, you and the police don't see that that is the actual crime. Anyone that makes the hausa masters have committed a crime? |
The Bike had better not be chain or belt driven. It won't be pretty if the chain gets their wrapper. |
It all makes sense |
This is not 1967 |
see who 'people who did not put all their eggs in one basket' has brought to power. an unrepentant ethnocentric dictator. |
why is the police stopping at curfew? won't they fish out the murderers? Christians need to start burning things before the authorities realize that there is no peace without justice. |
what is the student's name? ![]() |
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