₦airaland Forum

spixytinxy:
yes oooo, deceivers like u

Oyehomz1:
Hmmm...me wey be say yu don kno wey no b today....fraih.... If dem talk say na water go cook fish i go disagree...Anyways ur hubby na ma Padi original.. Na ma church memba...nd i kno say dis marriage tn go create a stronger bond btw us...plus I'm not bcomin ur family.. I wanna get my own family ni..wey b say na m go be d head... Fraih....i no won involve ur hubby ni o...na one time he go sign me o....

Ehmmm, Ok then... We will see in camera for other clarity.
Qutyjoice, here is the point where I beckon on you to make your own decision.
So far, Oyehomz1 has been a good and knowledgeable guy and I can say that he knows what he's doing. I just needed to get more acquainted with him for your sake, cos your emotional stability is my priority.

So, the Ball is in your court sweetie.

Oyehomz1:
Ofcos she nah
Zaniness from Zany nah...quality of being laughable joor...she is funnnnyyy...

I stated it there nah..in jst sm hours, she has said alot that u can kno ds 48 tns abt her joor..
I'm nt takin bak doors o nd i no get supernatural power...jst trust ma instinct ni...plus i av seen her writings
Who said she love animals...she is kinda like animals... Like d nightingale...like passerines and so on...pwetty ones
I wanted to writ 'kind of animals' not kind to animals..

Ehmm!
Ok, I grab.

Task two.
Why would you wana be a part of our family? By now, you know everyone in our nuclear home.

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My dear SC31, guys of nowadays ehn, you cant underrate them, you need to be sure before you commit yourself into them I no dey chase anyone away, I am just doing the needful, i am watching my sister's back.

Qutyjoice:
Make them no....Best sister

Abbeyunique2:
Congrat to pressy greycious. to celebrate today, i go arrange 5 ashana for u to take flenjo.
i see pressy logodwhiz here, where dem fraih, and qutyjoice.
fraiser and jubrealguy, network dey here o

You mean you cant see me? Seated close to my hubby, Shammak.
We are here already

SC31:
Chai fraih bet why

For our family, we need to screen properly oo.
Protocols must be duly observed.

spixytinxy:
Sebi I tlk am say dis guy na fake, wetin pastor dey do wit gun

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Qutyjoice:
Thanks Sissy, yea coping with everybody now, let me gist o my brother said I should sit on his lap so he can teach me how to dance shoki and skelewu. Ngbo I should?

Ahhhh! Ngbo Fraiser?

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Spixytinxy, I say No ooooo, My husband is here
Oyehomz1, nice one! You just passed step one out of 33. But I need clarity regarding the reasons you just stated.

1. Who are you directing them to? Qutyjoice?
2. If yes, how come you know all these things in the space of less than 48hours?
3. Are you taking the back door to make some enquiry or you have some supernatural powers?
4. What do you mean by zaniness?
5. Love for animals! Be more explicit? Did you see her play with then?

I need clarity Oyehomz1

spixytinxy:
c dis one, sha come carry ur husband for my shop, him don high like kilode

Forget dah thing, my husband no dey your shop kankan. Hin dey my bossom

spixytinxy:
c dis one, sha come carry ur husband for my shop, him don high like kilode

Forget dah thing, my husband no dey your shop kankan. Hin dey my boss.

spixytinxy:
nyama, u wan kiss dat baby oku mouth, oga oooo

Ah, you no kno say na dat kiss do am?¿

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Oyehomz1, okay! Before I proceed to talking to Qutyjoice, tell me 48 reasons why you like her. Then, we will talk wella
IghravweIG, oya make we dey go...

Qutyjoice:
Sist it's me n you and not me n him.....If he doesn't want me abegii I don't want him too.

Haa! Make the two of you no go put me for middle o.
Fraiser na, this Babe is harmless

jubrealguy:
E don tey i open page sha

Dedicating this to the famous twins
Fraih and Fraiser

LoL @famous
I am not as famous as my brother na

jubrealguy:
baby pls, my heart cnt melt no more, e don tey i bn dey eye u bt I heard abt ds holy matrimony, one one of the greatest of all time in this city, one of the oldest couple ever. In fact,d fact dat u r married to the very good wicked spiritual both fake and original prophetic prophet Shammak scares me wen m quoting u buh as fraiser my padi is a member of d family, i feareth not.

About d naija thing, honestly naija sun dey burn my head lowolowo

Thanks hun!

Fraiser:
as u know won bcom part of our noble family dat means u consider ursef unworthy u are hereby rejected shikena

Fraiser:
babe I no tink say we go fit welcom dis gal wey her mouth sharp lyk fulani knife for our family o, see d way she dey talk na, make sho no com b lyk orange fruit wey go dey bring stick to us all d tym. U know our family has reputation in dis city. Tink am well o

Qutyjoice:
I should try and speak Yoruba for d first tym, abeg ta la won? I'm not part of yur family fraiser(get that)lol.....I'm into bae only(one and only Sist @fraih)......Let her do proper introduction rather.

Smiless
I'll do the intro dear
Here is everyone of us
Fraih ___Myself
Shammak ___My husband
Fraiser ___My twin brother
BlizzydoDo ___Fraiser's wife
IghravweIG, Justified10___ Close family pals

So my dear, fear not, Fraiser means no harm.

Kbs468:
Hmmn. I never write any book before ooo as time no even dey sef because Father further Maths had been keeping me busy ooo if you did further maths b4, you will know what I mean especially for me wey no even do d further maths b4 but to God b d glory.

May I should consider doing that really. Thanks all the same because I felt your question is a sign of acknowledging something in me that I'm not seeing just like several others like Fraih, Nathoneal and Oyehomie among others had one time or the other also drew my attention to which all in all summed up to being compliments

Yeah, I can say that you are gifted in that line and I personally Love you for that. (spixytinxy, dont misquote me o)
But for real, Kbs468, you should take your time in that regard and build it. It gladdens my heart to see writers like myself.

jubrealguy:
see ds gal eye sha............chai!!!

The eye sef dey push me o

IghravweIG:
Morning, Her royal Highness.
Hope u're good.
Btw, Where is my good old friend Shammak.
Haven't seen him in quite a while now.

Your good friend is doing very fine. he's currently occupied with a number of things thats the reason He hasnt been here.
Thanks much Ighravwe.

Sunnepa17:
*Speakin in Hausa language* Ina kwana Fraih...Kina lafiya?....Ose to ranti mi..Oluwa ma ranti iwo naa....ℓ̊ av been very busy ni jawe datz y OFF ℓ̊ went...soon b back fully.

Alright
Sanu, Lafia lau

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Jubrealguy, I see You
Dominon92, I'm very cool, Thanks dear.
Amodu, I dey fear to whisper am o, make we chill for Oyehomie
FolabiBret, oya share the mango

Ajayimichael:
Gud morning Am Ajayi Seun
Funaab,chemistry Grad Yr 2015
State; Nassarawa, Akwa Ibom, Jigawa And Enugu.

MissOyin:
Pls I ve a nysc related question.

Am confused on wat hair to mke to camp ooo

I was told fixing z a vry bad option.

Any idea
Cc
Spixtinxy
Fraih
Kbs468
Amodu
Sent4rina
QutyJoicy et all

Imagine, Mumsi was still asking me which hair I'll make for camp just this morning.

You should go for Ghana weaving because
* It saves the stress of combing or brushing, you use ur hair cream and you're good to move
* Your face cap will remain fitted and balanced on your hair comfortably.
* We are obviously in the season of hot weather, so you don't have to suffer from excess heat unlike its the case with fixing.
* During the parade and the different challenges, you dont have to worry if your hair is aligned or not cos the weaved hair will remain positioned.
* You're gonna be more pretty in weaved hair that Even Amodu will love you more

VillageGOAT:
which kin love?? Is it agape love or the love we all know?? Buhari must hear about this...

Chai
You no know ni? The only person I love so deeply is Shammak.
Evryone I love in the agape way

amodu:
Complete your statement

Abbeyunique2:
is qutyjoice a L? that is not allowed in this city o. kbs468 tell her

Somebody cannot love her sister in peace again

amodu:
You be lesbian

Men plenty yapa now

And my guy Oyehomie is waiting patiently

She no be lele
Oyehomie is engaged already with............
Qutyjoice is gonna be the best lady.

spixytinxy:
yepa, my Bene ooooo, u beta no allow God land u slap oooo for saying u r seeing his mighty hands in Shammak life, chai Olorun ma ku suru ooooo. U don join ur husband for d fake ministry

I no go talk again.

#praying, Baba God, thank you for the life of your daughter, Spixy. Lord, please forgive her for she knows not what she is saying. Please dont take it against her. I pray for her heart of stone be replaced with that of flesh that she might be a living witness of your wonders. I pray through the Lord Jesus, Amen.

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Abbeyunique2, I see You. Good morning. Its been a while I truly saw Beckytee o
MissOyin, the new dp is dope

amodu:
That will be so thoughtful of you