Who can say this in pure English language "na how many years you take senior me"

This is what I call "COWBODE"

abua:
@frainc- do u mind if i call u . ur digits please?

I have responded to your mail

scribble:
Just like that?

Rest in the sweet blossom of the Lord

that is if she deserve it

Still waiting for the true story

So nobody is talking about his driver
Is the driver not human being also?

Na wa for this country o

phemmyutd:
People supporting Fayose need to check their brain. What call for this Fayose comment on DSS? absolutely nothing

Was there any operation of DSS in ekiti state of recent?
This man is just saying rubbish for talking sake

oga incase If the economy of this nation has flush the good part of your brain, kindly get yourself updated on DSS and Ekiti issue from any available primary school student

If you are still interested
Kindly send an email to frc4us@gmail.com

Many things are involve
This is not a mater of "forum chat"

NujiPressy:
No May 18 here? wetin!

what about May 11

Anurugwo:
TVC E – The three abducted students of Babington Macaulay Junior Seminary School, Ikorodu, Lagos state have regained their freedom, the police have confirmed.

Confirming their freedom, Lagos state Police Commissioner, Fatai Owoseni said the girls were rescued around Igbokuta area of Ikorodu.

http://tvcontinental.tv/2016/03/06/breaking-police-rescue-three-abducted-school-girls-lagos/

rescued or una pay?

PDP ti take over
Iyalaya "All Past Criminals" (APC)

cybermic007:
The former Nollywood actress turned Nurse, penned down an open letter to President Buhari on her facebook page.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153215451087202&id=630377201

I thought some guys and myself Warne you people to go back to history book before voting Buhari, Sister REGINAL?

Pls don't cry yet, it's too early to cry
Una never see anything

On this Buhari issue, History is only repeating itself
A leopard is always a leopard.

Is this under age abduction under Islamic law or are they just naturally stupid?

londonrivals:
Members of the Hausa and Yoruba community in Mile 12 /Ketu area of Lagos state have been fighting since last night. No one knows why they are fight but according to unconfirmed reports, 3 people have been killed. However police and other law enforcement agents have arrived the area and are trying to restore law and order. Some arrest have been made.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/photos-yoruba-vs-hausa-fight-in-mile.html

this is what I will call "master and slave" fight

Na who go win?

An the fun continue

kelvine:
Some of our Nigerian slangs should also make the list.

Hammer...sudden Inflow of wealth.
Owu...being broke
Shayo...being drunk

Seriously we need to promote pidgin English globally like wazobia FM is doing.

e be like say na only u make sense today

This Nigeria email scam is literally out of this world



Click the link to watch it on facebook

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154604403028047&id=790118046&fs=1


Pls don't only watch it, read the scammer's email on they screen

Some of our (naija) guys are naturally stupid


Lalasticlala, The thing pain me sha o

haul:
Dumbfucks! You don't marry cause of this childish picture! You marry cause you've got the mental,financial capability to raise a family.

lalasticalala or sticalala Shey u hear this person?

Shey na lie?

But I get injury well well when driving this thing o

keishablack:

She shd be @ least 8

don't argue on what u are not sure of
My daughter of 5years old is as tall as Emmanuella even more fatter than Emmanuella

Great talent in a wrong country








@frcbaba1

Letter to Mr Sun

Even though I dislike this BUBU man
But on this i support him.

simplycarro:


If you so much trust that dude, how do you think he can do it.?

can't u people understand simple english?

He said how to do it is his business and his business is his secret

Is that too much for you guys to understand?

martineverest:
After, all these Ibos will claim anioma is theirs.. Is that not Benin attire..... Take it out leave it, all monarch in delta are from oba palace

will u shut that gutter of yours u call mouth
From Benin ko
From ibadan ni
If u do not have history teacher
Can't u ask ur parents for history?
And again, it is call 'IGBO' not 'ibo'

We Anioma people are IGBO
Get that into your tiny skull

OgbeifunErom:
I hope people understand Odia's argument

It is much deeper than the headline suggests

For instance , there is no way on earth that the OP of this thread can ever comprehend that essay

don't mind the op
Copying what he/she cannot even comprehend

He copy that from VANGUARD

I read it there today

National Anthem (Ibadan Version)




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMH_Pg36JCY

Pweetydammy:
nothing wrong with it if u re a sexually active lady,like the virology lecturer of my friend do say,u re just looking out 4 urself cos truth be told most of dem guys won't,so a gurl gotta watch her own back.don't mind those dat will judge u 4 it,u jes lk been safe better dan hypocrisy & pretense. it doesn't mean u re an olosho,it jes mean u re flesh & blood,u might go visit ur bf one day & u guys re in d mood 4 ex buh at the point of him insertin,he realizes he doesn:t ve any condom left...viola u bring urs out,comin 2 d rescue.u save urself 4rm unwanted pregnancy & any form of std...chikena

nice one here

repogirl:
My own concern is the pic of the strong thing....whose own is it?

hmmm I like u jare
I like the thing so Tey u no fit hide am again

U wan chop or lick the thing?

Ioannes:
lol. this is like carrying an extra spoon in your pocket in case you come across any party you wanna gatecrash.

Oma307:
Keeping it without my approval......... No

maybe you like it fleshy and she didn't
That might be the reason why she's keeping for you