₦airaland Forum

katerine7:
lol, dat is d spirit

oh so its morni already!, I neva know I was dreamin

Sent4rina:
I'll do dat wen u're abt to sleep.

abi make i come help u my gud friend

Sent4rina:
Wagbayi padi'mi. I jux go sort out small package buh i don full ground nw.

As 4 my work, nobody fit help me drag am becos d load to heavy 4 dem to carry.

My God-sent (Rukkyola) understand say na me nd only me alone..

May be i should jux clear the air once and for all..

*grab d mic*

Attention pls..
Attemtion ladies and gentlemen..

I'm here to announced to ur airing that RUKKYOLA my lady nd i dont want any guy to disturb her in dis city as from today. Thanks.

se owi re abi ko wi re?

BlizzydoDo:
speak up jhoor, I won't beat yuu

ohh cute tanks so much.. Ok .. Elm..elm.. I dont know hw to say dis, am so shy... I want to tell u dat if u dont mind I wil lyk to take u out for a candle lyt dinner 2nyt nd we are also goin to av a safari tour in one of d best game reserve in d city tomoro eveni, I humbly request for ur approval pls btw dont mind our president he is just givin u a lovely welcom, he is kind nd shows lov to every one in d city no string attached to everytin he has said

Rukkyola:
lol!

abi nw, wot are friends for

Sent4rina:
Weldone.
How are you doing tonight?

wia u go? Anoda person don dey do ur work wen u no dey house o, den no know say i b ur spy nd make sure u no tell anybody

BlizzydoDo:
ekrole sir #winks buh wetin yuu dey find mi 4?

hmm hmm hmm, just clearing my throat

justified10:
Pele dear.. but wetin hapn? which kind work b dat wey wan wound u. ? I know u need massage right now..I wish I could help u, but I no sabi massage..

you fit hire my service o, datz my area of specialisation, am a consultant massager

Omoalhaja7:
Hi guyz. Finally n fully back in ds lovely room.Really apologize 4ma long silence. It waz ma phone dat had ish.. .but fixed now. For those dat av bn keeping d room lively,informative,educative n fun-filled...i say a una well done.

cc MissEvey(f), Emmyviva, stephano100(m), Fraih(f), Fraiser(m), sydneyboss(m), rlgiwa, ayosco2008(m), yomalex(m).fayne(m), hardicted, DexxyAlebs(m), Kbs468(m), Ndejiko(m), Sent4rina, dekokelvin, yanabasee(m), justified10, jtchukwu, johndanny,DTOBS,logodwhiz.

****Though av done intro b4 but lemme do it again. I'm Omoalhaja Alako, OAU, Public Administration..awaiting A16 in shaa Allaah***

u are welcom back onboard baba, hope u enjoy d sabbatical leave?, meanwhile I wil send specially sanctified holy water to u, anytym d phone try to show itsef again just soak it in d water for 3hrs bfor u know it everytin bcoms normal again

Beckytee:
thanks... yes dts my abode

oh datz awsome, hw comfortable is d state for corpers nd more ova ar dia gud companies dat take corpers because for me teachin is not an option

BlizzydoDo:
idioke Ufan mmi

sup cute, which part of nigeria speak dis language?

BlizzydoDo:
idioke Ufan mmi

sup cute, wot part of nigeria speak dis language?

Sent4rina:
The sky is BLUE..
The colour is BLUE..
The fans are called "'BLUES"..
CHELSEA is made of BLUE...
Pride of London..

#TEAMCHELSEA

ok o

katerine7:
bad belle is allowed

lol.. Mabinu jare... Chelsea go win d league back to back

katerine7:
na my second club be dat......hala madrid
but CHELSEA first

let me congratulate u for associatin wit d big boys #madrid. Bur dont forget relegation does not fit beautiful angel lyk u #chelsea

Kbs468:
Pressy LogoDWhiz, over to you as I recommend Fraiser as a replacement for the recently dropped Minister of Sports-dammybravo over his perennial absence from duty, especially now that Champions League knockout phase is around the corner.

I duely recommend him because he is a Real Madrid fan, meaning he is vastly experienced sportswise coupled with the fact that he rolls with the Biggest and Richest club in the world, though not really fancied by the Africans.

Kindly direct your Spokesperson Ojeifo12 to forward the name to the Red Chambers for Scrutiny by the Senators along side those of dominion92, MissOyin and Shammak (Even though his clearance is subject to medical now because of his frailing health condition over an attempt to drag Miss Fraih with me)

I must say dat I greatly acknowledge ur reconmendation nd also luk 4ward to d senate scrutiny if approved by d president, I assure u dat I will use my vast influence wit d galaticos to bring development to our great city.. As regards my humble partner fraih I assure u of my... Let me stop here because our president also has a stake in d matter

Beckytee:
there is K&K at challenge and there are many good cafe at iworoad. am not familiar with olorunshogo

sup gorgeous, ur name is cool its reminds me of one of my friends back in sku bur her name is beckotee meanwhile do u live in Ibadan I wanna know wot servin in oyo state look like

Fraih:
Lol no dear
You won't set that kinda record. Instead, you and I, Fraih and Fraiser will set a different record.

alryt dear, I luk 4word to dat, u know I always count on ur opinion

drjoshua2000:
All the jambites pls leave this thread, how will NYSC upload your names when u ar still struggling with GCE?

who are they?

louxera:
My names out #madonnauniversityokija Thanks for ya support/encpuragement kbs n boblil Am good to go

congrats dear welcom on board btw which is dat

DTOBS:
abomination!!!!!!....
you can choose who to just as I choose Amodu for my sister Missoyin....

wot about if i choose to set guiness world record

Kbs468:
Infact Fraih is a prophet because what she actually warned you of is beginning to take shape now as her twin brother Fraiser is already my In-law has my 10,000 yam tubers has worked magic and he is poised to be a Minister of the Federal Republic of Golden City soon.

So continue with your analgesic to become stabilised oo and also remove the thought of Fraih completely to avoid further complications oo.ok

just cool down, hin no know wetin i dey up to, we go show am pepper for dis city, just make sure d ministerial appointment com in tym so dat I go fit use my power checkmate am in ur favour

Shammak:
I paid him to do that... No worry, Fraih is safe with me

sorry for u, oyo lo wa o

Shammak:

Been paraing since but it's all good now .

Ouch! No wonder my leg dey do somehow, I no know say na u dey use our leg drive, no worries, I just took some analgesic, you'ld be good.
BTW I got you ice cream from UI tantalizer

Broda-in-law Fraiser, I wish u good luck in your search

lol... For ur mind, she just dey pull ur leg

Shammak:
Olohun ah still dey pirry u

if i hear

DTOBS:
he is ur brother, why is he now like wire fencing round the house..

dont u know i hav to determine d suitor cos i want d best for her, i can even determine to b suitor, anytin wrong wit dat?

DTOBS:
he is ur brother, why is he now like wire fencing round the house..

dont u know am to determine d suitor, nd I can even choose to b d suitor, anytin wrong wit dat?

Fraih:
Fraiser
Just returning from driving class, my legs dey pain me ehn

Shammak fear not, Fraiser is my twin...He is my brother
DTOBS,

ehya sowie about dat, hope u can now drive at 140km/hr because i wudnt lyk u comin late to d city

flamingsword1:
please if my phone have a finger print scanner can I do the registration with it?

I dont tink so, it's advisable u do it in a certified cafe wit perfectly workin thumbprint scanner to avoid any form of had I know

DTOBS:
Sowie, man can you explain to me who you re to this person because me tire for you follow follow oooooo

if u lyk fire catapult of envy, throw bomb of jealousy, u no fit put asunder, btw na my better half from heaven b dat

DTOBS:
Good one...Tomorrow go make sense for us oooo, hope to see our new signing in action

una tomoro no dey finish... London bridge has fallen down already

Shammak:
I dey here dey watch u for 3D, no try play smart.. Fraih na my babe stamped by God.. I just go carry d doc from God. Hn just sign am so U turn

abah y nw, u know u re my best friend in dis city, y u won break d chain of friendship by claiming wot does not blong to u. You had better put ur mind off her now bfor i take d matter up