₦airaland Forum

SexySapphire:
Suya, small chops, asun, kilishi and all sorts of drinks you can think of accompanied me down here tonight.

chai... Make i shapally go cheat all d fud for my belle comot make i come dey chop

Pls o fellow citizen of golden city i won ask one question... Shey dem no fit impeach d president of dis city ni or is dia any law against coup detat.. I no get any tin against our humble president o bur I just dey ambitious, me sef won taste power. Pls I need una candid opinion on how to go about dis. Btw I no won make pressy know say i get plans againt am o, na secret

dapaiks:
u never c anytin they giv at random
na baban riga (agbada) na him dey go giv u

haba boss y u hate me so much nw bur i neva tamper wit ur bae for dis city nd u won make dem giv me agbada

SexySapphire:
Good evening house. Been trying to play catch up and see all that went down while I was out, but I can't just finish all, too many pages gone. How y'all doing tonight? Hope you all are having a great time?

u re welcom, hope say u buy suya come?

Kbs468:
OK since Fraiser's twin sister-Fraih isn't a Minister yet, may be in future and he being an in-Law in the making, I would consider a befitting Ministerial position for him.

shey he is a project manager right?

BTW, having a link with a twin as a Minister, a wife and twins as kids courtesy Spixytinxy is not a bad idea

ur idea is excellent sire

Fraih:
Hey twinnie, we could always slimfit them in camp or exchange with someone who was given your perfect size.

oh tanks for d gratifying answer... U re awsome dear

LogoDWhiz:
If you go to camp early.
Or you slimfit it!

copy dat

CROBBOY:
My one and only, the sugar in my tea, the skeleton in my cupboard, the cocroach in my shoes, How are you?
There say true Love is blind. That is the only way you can stay in a relationship without High Blood Pressure.

But since you want to do the work of olopa, You have all the time. I can even help you buy and install the surveillance cameras with microphone that'll eavesdrop on me.

After that, you will believe that this man will love you till after death.

d way u dey follow dis ur wyf talk sef she go luk outside o, hw u go talk sey she won collect olopa work, no just try make her look outside because guys dey para for d city o, den dey find bae lyk wetin hapen

Sent4rina:
Abeg see me o. Dat kind casual prayer na.

d prayer get as e b trutru o

Pls o I hav a question, shey we go fit get our correct size of dat khaki wey den go giv us for camp because I no dey wear Kembe o(over size)

Sent4rina:
Lol... Jux like dat! U wicked o.

lollllll... Abeg make una no tear my belle wit lagh o, only me dey laff on top bed for nyt nawa o

Sent4rina:
As u don talk am "no be dis city"

As d name imply, every thing(information, entertainment, romanceplayno) and people in dis City na GOLDEN.

Every body 4 here pure die!

gbam

Shammak:
Sharp guy Wa sere

na ur mentorship i still dey follow o

Shammak:
Sharp guy Wa sere

na ur mentorship i still dey follow o

Fraih:
Lollll
You no go vigil ni?

vigil ke? No b for dis nyt o, e no gud as i dey go vigil alone all dis nyt nw, we suppose b two wey we go dey go so dat somtyms wen nepa take lyt in d middle of prayer nd d pastor says hold ur neigbour i go fit see person hold because my church member dey para den no dey allow make person hold dia wyf... May b i go fit see d *two* dis nyt

Sent4rina:
We dn't need a herbalist to tell us how beautiful they are, judging frm their beautiful monikers.

Have u forgotten the popular saying " Beautiful name attracts charming personality"?

Having seeing monikers like:
Laramite
SC31
Rukkyola
Frail
ireneidiva, just to memtion a few.
It takes a simple logic to know that the faces behind these moniker will be nothing but pure beauty.


All the Beauty and the Brain in the house i hail o.

enh enh I no know bur shey u dey very sure of wetin u dey talk sha because i dont see some moniker wey b words nd oppisite wit face o bur no b for dis city sha

Bollybright:
tnk God FPB has uploaded their list

Full meaning?

Shammak:
Lool baba be fast o

lol... i stil dey beam d search lyt o, d ones wey I don see una don take big big position colombi dem finish. E b lyk say I go first luk for office bfor lukin for wyf, na d cheat code b dat. Pressy abeg which office den never occupy?
cc
LogoDwhiz
Kbs468

laramite:
My co-microbiologist. How are u

I no b microbiologist o, am a project manager

laramite:
My co-microbiologist. How are u

I no b microbiologist o, am a project manager

Sent4rina:
Nawa o! U dis guys jux dey acquire assest ( fine fine ladies) 4 una'selves ehn.

Presy sef no wan gree, he sha dey do try nd error 4 dos gals wey present in here (na so corruption dey take state o; i jux wan tell u say we dey watch u with our 8D goggle o..

Even pesin (i no go mention name) wey don get five(5) woman b4 stil dey struggle to get more (like say dem dey take wife collect money 4 CBN).

Floor members sef dey try dia luck (i no go blame una, wen d executive dey use torch dey pursue gals up and down, wetin i expect citizen dey do). Make una sha take am easy, na my advice be dat.

But wait o...
If we no go lie 4 awa'selve; dis awa ladies carry o. Dem jux dey show 1 by 1 with dia beautiful beautiful face wey be say na only Dead-man no go look dem twice if nt forever sef.

Anyway, me sef no mind o. I need 1 fine beautiful okpeke, i mean, otutupoyoyo wey go follow me go camp (Enugu)..

I dey use dis medium dey pronounce my interest 4 here and i go dey look out my window for d 1st luck LADY wey go show interest..

From:
The office of Minister of works and infrastructure.


To:
The Mr presdent (logodwhiz)

Anttorny general (kbs468)

Hon. Amodu

DG DTOBS

hw u take know say den d gals dey beatutiful in d first place..ohh ohh ohh ... oookkk ..so u guys dey chek dia dp.. enh ehn

Shammak:
Sidown there dey observe. I pirry you... You still wan remain bachelor after ur bachelors degree

I no know o, me wey b say na day bfor yesterday i clock 30, my mother don dey expect child sef. na to go buy new batery for my search lyt b dat o. make e bryt welwel

Shammak:
Those were the days of searching... Now that I have seen the missing rib, my system now functions differently and my doc advised me not to let my missing rib be far from me to avoid stories that touch. He even added that if Fraih leaves me, all nairalanders in this section starting from the president would faint especially the immunocompromised ones.. And I think most people here would be victim of that... So people let's join hands together 'cause PRECAUTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!

Fraih shouldn't leave me

cc fraih

lol... badt boi

I no understand wetin dey go on for dis city again o, e b lyk say d agenda don change while am away... e b lyk say d name don dey change from golden city to love city o. make una no do wetin go cause insurgency for our city because d proportion of guys to ladies here na 9 ratio 1 in dat case den no go reach us.. my observation though

Shammak:
You won't w'na leave me here all alone because I will DIE
You're my other half... I need you to survive

enh enh are u serious? bur u don dey survive since nw bfor dis thread was opened

Fraih:
Lollll
Nicey! so I never knew my twin and I were in FUTA all the while

am surprised also, i neva know futa is dat big... cool to reunite wit my twin sis after so many yrs...
LogoDwhiz tanks for makin dis reunion a reality

Kbs468:
Oya Smile nauw, so that your facial Expression would be in unison with the smile in your heart for describing me as the key to it. Since I want to access it now.

hope u ar ready to bring 10 thousand yams, we no dey smile wit bride price for our family o

Fraih:
Lollll
Nicey! so I never knew my twin and I were in FUTA all the while

am surprised also, i neva know futa is dat big... cool to reunite wit my twin sis after so many yrs...
LogoDwhiz tanks for makin dis reunion a reality

Fraih:
Wait a min!
How come we share the first 4 letters- our moniker
Abi you be my twin brother ni

my parents used to tell me i hav a twin sis from anoda sis, i neva know its real just observe dat now

Fraih:
Mike, You dint reply my mention
BTW, what's TGINV?
and are you into missionary work?

am very sowie about dat, I seldomly get chance to com around probably later in d day nd wen i eventually com online it wil b very difficult for me to go tru all d pages nd i wil limit my self to probably d last two pages datz y i miss som mentions. u can kindly remention me now... btw TGINV means tank God it's night vigil, not really missionary work bur community service ngo stuff

my fellow citizen of golden city hw una dey, make una no forget say 2day na TGINV ooo, hope una dey prepare... hav so much missed every bit of happening's in dis city, I try so much to catch up bur missionary work dont allow me... chai

prinzpsalmie:
Congrats bruv!
Shammak

tanks a bunch my man, hope u ar not feeling dos convoy dat use to follow u around while u were in office?