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Fraih:
Kbs468, you really typed all that?
You deserve an applause!!!
Indeed, the office you occupied is urs!

I have already suggested to d president to elevate him into d office of SGF... no doubt is d most brilliant man in d cabinet. hw i wish he was my inlaw... bur i stil blive in wot ever choice u make anyway

kuchikau:
.OFFICE OF THE DEPUTY SENATE PRESIDENT.

I wish to inform the Public and Members of the Presidency that distinguished senator banks92 and kingsley have been suspended till further notice.
Any form of alliance with any or both of them during this suspension period is at the peril of such persons or group.
Reasons for their suspension is best kept Confidential by the leadership of the senate.
This is only a suspension notice/awareness and not an outright removal.

Cc Members of the presidency
Distinguished senators
Citizens of Golden city republic.

Distinguished senator Kuchikau
(Deputy president of the senate.)

copy dat distinguished senator

Kbs468:
OK senator but it shall be in no particular order.

√ We have a new First Lady in the person of MissEvey

√ Hilsocial alledged that A16 thread is too slow in terms of pages turn over.

√ The assertion was corroborated by Johndanny

√ In my attempt to quash the submission above, I decided to play my love card with the intention of marrying off the 2 latest sensational Beauty around Golden City that I liked-Fraih and Rukkyola but my desire hits the brick wall largely due to the collabo btw Spixytinxy and Mschubby

√ Out of fear and lack of nerves, Rukkyola eventually choosed Sent4rina over me

√ Rukkyola didn't stop at that and in the attempt that she loosed out of being with me, no one else should win me over, hence decided to pitch tent with my 2 wives above to attack Fraih which eventually paid off as broke my heart for the second time in a day

√ I decided to wish her well in her new romantic union with Shammak, the ex-Mr A16 and Ministerial nominee for the office the jokes and laughter Ministry

√ I also reconciled my differences with Fraiser who ate my 10,000 tubers of yam as my in-law concern, He is the twin Brother of Fraih and also a Ministerial replacement for the runaway Sport Minister-dammybravo. He has also found love in BlizzyDodo

√ CROBBOY and SC31 are in a typical Love don't cost a thing kind of relationship.

√ MissOyin was busy filming everything spiritually in the absence of senator amodu

√ Due to the economic downturn, VP Armynu and wife-dominion92 now boycott Government house to concentrate on their private businesses, but may be that would change soon as pressy LogoDWhiz has announced the hand over of the affairs of governance to them as Honeymoon is now on the card this February.

√ Sydneyboss raised a very valid alarm of our inappreciation of greeting pleasantries, thus making it uni-directional

√ Moyenii is to resume office as our new Justice Minister after a long while

√ Omoalhaja11 showed up eventually after we threatened to drop absentee Ministers from the cabinet, although his reasons for his absence was genuine

√ BoboLIL suddenly disappeared into thin air after he began a solid job of uploading update only to appear today

√ DG DTOBS opened the floor for a debate among the Chelsea fans after pressy mentioned that Chelsea-the ogogoro club according to the Minister in view Fraiser, refuses to extend John Terry's contract

√ I was Graced with seeing my name on mobilisation list by the Deadline miracle which also contributed to my scary and overwhelming mentions that I couldn't View, thus necessitating my tendering an apology and I still do now in case anyone missed it

Abeg b3 low if not I 4 continue small again but I dey fear say if he die now, chai wasted effort. hukhnn make I punch submit sharpali b4 d needful do me d do

lol... proceedings well documented by our most articulate information minister, I tink i will suggest to his excellency d president to appoint u as the secretary of d government of d federation due to ur proficient skill of documentation

phoebe:
I have finally seen my name after all the wahala oau put me through. Thank God. #team oau.
Cc: DTOBS
Bhankyskillz
Hardicted

congrats... He who laff last laff best

boboLIL:
i no de reason their mata na.. Na kathybae i want

better

I never know d citizens of dis city plenty lyk dis o if no b d censor kbs468 recently conducted, kai no b small tax d government go dey generate o, no wonder our pressy nd d cabinet ministers dey comot pot belly anyhow nd marry plenty wyfs... Its high tym i manipulated my way into d cabinet because me i must to share in d national cake o

boboLIL:
amodu u no de visit dah place?

abeg which place b dat, no comot me for settinx o

boboLIL:
since here dn dry like puci wey f.ck finish, mk i visit some story tellers fr sexuality section

under 18 dey hear o, my ear is still a virgin o

boboLIL:
lolss... Mk I organise reality own then...

first go put correct battery for ur search light so dat e go shine well to all dose single ladies dat re ready to mingle, but anywhere u see dis beautiful angels fraih, blizzydodo, rukkyola, missoyin, missivey, mschuby, spinxytinxy nd moyeni just keep off if u no won make moderator send u back 2 ur sabbatical leave

boboLIL:
u too don get ur own? Hw many pikin wey u get online?

na dia make u sit down o, many tinx don sele for ur back

boboLIL:
ur wife kwa? Nobi small thing oh... Una go soon cari belle online,, born online,, feed the baby online... Digital marriage

na d new innovation b dat

boboLIL:
Freedom of speech de, I no. Go dull you**


Buh freedom after speech, I can't assure you**


I'm back G's..

Congratulations to everyone to saw. His/her name... To dos who didn't,, take heart.... Exercise some patience... Good morning....all


Wow,, what a resounding comeback... I opened a page...#822

u re welcome back bro, hope u enjoy d sabatical leave? Meanwhile happy new month

MissOyin:
The Destiny of sugarcane is to be cut at the time of its sweetness May we not be cut off at the time for we to flourish &Prosper. We will Fulfill our destiny in Jesus Name Happy New month

amen, hnm to u too

amodu:
Top of the morning to you all
Lemme use this medium to congratulate Kbs468
And happy new month to you
Also welcoming you to my month of birth.
It is my birthday in a bit, February 5th is the D-Day

hbd in advance

Moyenii:
Thank you

gud morni most deserved angel, happy new month, i wish to use dis medium to tell u dat its not just an ordinary compas pointin to u, its d compas located @ d bottom of my heart, i also want to tell u dat d ministerial position u were nominated for was as a result of my political permutation av been doin in disguise btw happy new month to my beautiful sis fraih my beloved blizzydodo nd every oda citizen of dis great city

Moyenii:
Awww....thanks dear. Rivers is cool tho...

its my pleasure, am afraid i wil not change d rivers to abuja because i still dont understand y my compass keep pointin to ur direction...

Rukkyola:
ahan! Y ar u nw reportin me 2 fraiser my sent4rina best friend.i don't want him 2 turn his back against me o.I don't hate u o.I only bliv dah experience is d best teacher dah was y.

hmmm rukkyola y do u hav to make my beloved sis shed tears.. Hmmm wot shud i do now my best frend's wife is makin my dearest sister cryin...one yoruba proverb says ''he mess for person mouth he com put salt, person no fit lick mess nd person no fit spit salt away'' pls fraih dont mind her she wil not repeat dat again **I move closer to her nd use my clean white hankercheif to wipe d tears in her face, hold her succulent hand nd we head home**

Moyenii:
Lol
Moyenii
Uniben
Law/2014
Lagos, enugu, abuja.

As per the rest...

beautiful name, nice course, perfect combination, d combo almost d same as mine, bur i choose rivers in place of abuja

Kbs468:
Well, I won't hold anything against you as I am a man of faith who believes that everything happens for a a reason as ordained by God but I am happy and fulfilled that you quite appreciated my admiration for you and your undaunting.........let me not start all over again since I have admitted that everything was in accordance with God's plan.

I believe that this shouldn't stop us from being friends with benefits excluding romance.

In furtherance of my desire not to piss you off with my reaction to the news you've just broken, I promise to continue with my support for your twin Brother Fraiser in his bid to becoming a federal Minister and this decision of mine is in tune with our continued friendship without romantic benefits.

Atleast this latest news should help Shammak recuperate from his sickness over his desire for you and I advise you to take care of him well OK.

Please do not be dumb founded by my surprisingly calm, friendly and welcoming speech after a supposedly heart break most especially after receiving a shocking denial by Rukkyola too earlier on today.

I guess my speech above says it all as the reason why my wives were all bent on refusing to shift ground inspite of my divorce threat, I Mean Who wouldn't act the same way if in their shoes.

Best of regards to people and persons of Golden City Republic.

MissEvey as FISRT LADY and kbmanuel as Mr A16, May your reign in office bring upon us endless showers of unending heavenly blessings beyond measure known to man as your emergence today brought about sanity and peaceful calmness from all the romantic brouhaha that overwhelmed the day earlier, thus saving us of an embarrassing litigational experience that we would have been witnessing in court.

PEACE TO US ALL I DECLARE AS I RE-UNITE WITH MY WIVES particularly the loving and dedicated ones in the person of Spixytinxy and Mschubby who stood by me during my trying emotional moment.

sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic on behalf of my family.

kindly accept my condolence on ur recent heart break my gud friend, i pray u recover quickly from d emotional trauma, I sincerely persuaded my beloved sis to accept ur proposal bur for reasons best known to her, she declined probably she has phobia for polygamy which has characterise ur personality in d city. I wish u an unflinching success in ur official duties. Kindly accept my warm regards.. Yours sincerely fraiser

Rukkyola:
y na? Ur name can't fit disappear just like dah.mayb it is ntwrk.Shebi dah tym dat i was talking about pple stealing people's name on d site.Justified think say na lie.It's been long since i checked my name.lemme go & check and c wah is happening.Off i go.

me don already surround my name wit barb wire nd 10 dobberman pincher:.d place na no go area now

justified19:
I love Madrid too..cos of Rinaldo I think. cos I hated that team wen mou was d manager.

it wasnt d team u hate it was mou

Rukkyola:
lol! I can't fit dream of anybdy 2nyt o.Am not sure if i wil sleep @ all sef.Am so scared of dah tin called dream.anytin can fit shele 4 inside

dont worry babe, av hired d services of four guiding angels all for u, so u dont av anytin to fear about...dia sword is as sharp as blade...if i dont take care of my frend bae who will?

justified19:
lol.

which team do u Rep?

I role wit d high and mighty...d almighty madrid... We re d galaticos

Fraih:
One peculiar thing about Fraiser and Fraih, They dont cross their Boundaries.
Spixytinxy dear, You and mschubby has Kbs468 all to yourselves. please ensure you don't deny him of anything so he wont look out for beautiful girls again. or is there something you guys are not giving him
Kbs468, that zone is too terrible to thread in without having enough backbone. I'm sorry.

hmmmmmm, dia is no doubt d same blood run in our vein...fraih nd fraiser...we are both known for hitting d nail on d head... Kbs468 d honorable minister hope dat is not too painful... Oh no no no dont cry ok? Behave like a man plssss

Rukkyola:
ah! Devil ke.I won't even look 4 devil's trouble so dah u won't have 2 fyt wit him.I can't fit turn u 2 a fighter.

now u can see d difference btw tru luv nd fake

Sent4rina:
You are free to dive into d river now. Make sure u aim ur target nd kill it once and for all.. I hope u understand my coding message?

I get ur message my trusted frend, i wil apply ur tactics immidiately

Kbs468:
Chai! Modupé temi oo. What would have been more deadlier than this?

This is like when you you do negative prayer and the receiver simply said 'BACK TO SENDER!'

cc
Justified19
Fraiser
Spixytinxy. This is to tell you that No one else can rival me but your mind got boiled up because of Mschubby!

next tym u dont boast of ur competency wen u ar winnin my favour because i change my mind quickly, i guess u know wot i mean

Kbs468:
You see, you are still fronting because of your own Ministerial desire.

Abi which in-Law does that? I Mean you should be waiting for me to visit ñi and not always confronting me with such issues nauw. Except you want everyone to believe my accusations against you.

Let me just hear from my Beauriful pépèrempe Miss Fraih first

hmm hmm ok no wahala, even if u visit den go stil ask me permission bfor den open door for u, nd even if am not at around dey wil hav to wait for me because dey wil never discuss such matter in my absence

LogoDWhiz:
Chelsea fans, e be like say Chelsea board members dey smoke one kain kush wey dey make dem take incorrect decisions.

How will you decide not to renew Terry's Contract?

Who will now lead the team?


Really saddened by this news.


On the FA Cup draw, I expect us to win Man Shitty.
They would be gunning for Capital 1 cup and Premier League. That 1 don do dem!


Cc: dtobs
Sent4rina
Katerine7
Amodu

And all other true blues in the house!
#KTBFFH

wot do u expect from d leadership of a club wen d name of d club represent ogogoro, d board members will always b high on kainkain