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PoliticsRe: Correction:anambra Is 40 And Not 25years by Franchise21(m): 8:08pm On Aug 28, 2016
I also thought of this
Romance10 Things Nigerian Women Say And What They Actually Mean by Franchise21(op): 10:35pm On Aug 27, 2016
Nigerian women are not as direct as you want
them to be most times.


They want you to crack your brain and decipher what exactly
they’re trying to imply. (ain’t nobody got time for that) They
have one mouth that says something you don’t want to hear
and they hope you hear the second mouth that says exactly
what they want. It’s really a confusing cycle because you can
imagine been told she wants water meanwhile she means she
wants wine. Very confusing something.

We thought about it and decided to simplify it for you.

1. When she says: I think we should stay friends
What she actually means: You actually need to stay away from
me. Don’t call me.

2. When she says: You and all those your girlfriends sef
What she actually means: Do you have a girlfriend?

3. When she says: I don’t want to ruin what we have now
What she actually means: You are my friend. It’s not going
further than that bruh

4. When she says: Work is so busy right now
What she actually means: Back off, I really don’t have your
time.

5. When she says: Where is this relationship heading to?
What she actually means: You should totally take this
relationship to the next level

6. When she says: Getting to know you is a bit redundant now. It’s like I know everything now (lol)
What she actually means: Surprise me oga. Do things you don’t
normally do

7. When she says: Two men tried to flirt with me at the park today
What she actually means: I’m hot and I can get it any day, so
watch yourself.

8. When she says: I really really like you so much
What she actually means: I love you. But you say it first

9. When she says: Do you really want to go to Olu’s party?
What she actually means: Do we really have to go to Olu’s
party?

10. When she says: Don’t worry, go home
What she actually means: Better beg me and plead to stay
CrimeRe: Hoodlums In Edo Destroy APC Car, Injure One Person by Franchise21(m): 2:07pm On Aug 27, 2016
Politics of bitterness.... Let them keep on fighting n killing
themselves

N/B: But please spare the innocent ones
EducationRe: Study These Courses And Save Yourself From Unemployment In Nigeria by Franchise21(m): 2:02pm On Aug 27, 2016
richielouis7:
1.medicine and surgery 2.Computer science/engineering 3.Elect elect 4.Economics 5.add any
Statistics is very broad... Where is accounting?
PoliticsRe: Richard Etonye Flees With Dickson's N1.84billion by Franchise21(m): 11:10am On Aug 27, 2016
Same Bayelsa state that the Governor can't pay workers salaries and the state owned university was shut down for months... SMH
PoliticsRe: Photos From The Light-up Anambra In Celebration Of ANAMBRA@25 by Franchise21(m): 10:43am On Aug 27, 2016
Doug07034780891:
Hopeless frustrated old man. We can commission it 100 times. Use this period and weep for your useless and worthless Imo state that cannot even pay ordinary salary not to talk of infrastructure despite huge debts and bailouts.

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I love this wonderful reply grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Donates Buses To Agulu Youths, N20m To 20 Agulu Villages by Franchise21(m): 11:24am On Aug 26, 2016
Noblecx:
5 seater or 15 seater?
7 seater
PoliticsRe: Ize-iyamu Convoy Attacked At Jattu, APC Deputy Governorship Aspirant's Town by Franchise21(m): 11:19am On Aug 26, 2016
Politics of bitterness.... Let them keep on fighting n killing themselves

N/B: But please spare the innocent ones
RomanceRe: 10 Things Men Need To Stop Doing On First Dates by Franchise21(op): 10:32pm On Aug 24, 2016
vizkiz:
Normal...but it can be boring when you are put with a wild babe.
Lol... Can u pls throw more emphasis on d wild babe thing?
Romance10 Things Men Need To Stop Doing On First Dates by Franchise21(op): 10:25pm On Aug 24, 2016
As first impressions are important, so are first dates.

First dates are like the covers of the books and don’t hit me
with that don’t judge a book by its cover because nobody really
wants to go through the entire book on the first date. And so
it’s very important to know what to do and what not do especially if you seek to have a second date.

We may have the answers, though! I mean, that’s why we are
here. For the purpose of this article, we got speaking to a few
women, those in relationships and single women alike and so
here’s a few things men should avoid doing on a first date.

1. Oversharing
Women feel sometimes men burden them with the labour of
going through a lot in their life on first dates and it’s not
supposed to be. So know it’s the first date and just talk little
details about yourself.

2. Be intelligent
Women generally hate it when men on dates do not know basic
things, so if possible, do some digging about your date and get
to know her. One of the women we spoke to, said her date
didn’t know what a content writer did, and he said something
else. To be on the safe side, if you don’t know it, don’t assume.

3. Don’t think it’ll end in sex
Men need to understand that not all first dates end in sex and as thus, remove all the thoughts from your head. Every damn
thing. It’ll make the date go fine and would lead to the
probability of a second date.

4. Don’t overdrink
Few of the ladies who spoke to us mentioned that men had been drunk on dates before and we really can’t understand how that works really. But if you’re the culprit, first dates are most
definitely not the time to show off your drinking prowess okay?
Good.

5. Avoid being the comedian
A lot of men know women like funny men and as such come
prepared to turn everything into laugh fest and this is totally
wrong. Forget all the ideas in your head and resist the
temptation to make crass and tasteless jokes, and more
importantly, prevent your date from the struggle to laugh or
blush at your jokes.

6. Avoid weird touches
A lot of women love their space and so they hate it when men
touch them discreetly on the first date. According to one of the
ladies who spoke to us for the purpose of this article, she says
“You don’t know me too well and that’s clearly an invasion of
space”. So don’t do it.

7. Don’t stare for too long
People in the past have gotten dumped at the first date because
they were over staring, either at the ladies boobs or ass or even
another lady. So, don’t over stare. Nothing at all

8. No phones
No phones at dates, because it’s rude. What this means is
forget the world, forget your twitter fam, forget to Instagram that
food really. It’s the first date and it won’t kill you if you don’t
post this one food okay? Very good.

9. No friends
Some people still don’t understand how offensive it is to bring a
friend on a date and it shouldn’t be. Men, don’t try it. Even if
you meet a friend at the date, don’t invite him over. It’s wrong
and won’t allow for communication between both parties, which
the date is supposed to do.

10. Don’t blow up when she pays
Some women are very independent and as such may want to
pay the bills, or even go dutch and men need to understand that
it’s a thing. Don’t cause a scene, agree on something and
leave.



Feel free to add yours
RomanceRe: by Franchise21(m): 2:35pm On Aug 24, 2016
grin
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Celebrates Her 40th Birthday In London (Photos) by Franchise21(m): 12:16pm On Aug 24, 2016
Looking younger than her age... HBD Funke
RomanceRe: Why Does All Nairaland Boys Wanna Bed Sinaj And Twaci by Franchise21(m): 7:29pm On Aug 23, 2016
joey150:
More reason why we should chase him out
This is his last season
PoliticsRe: Orbih Replies Ize-iyamu: You Contributed To Failure Of Igbinedion’s Govt by Franchise21(m): 3:42pm On Aug 23, 2016
comos:
I am not saying Ize-Iyamu is a saint,

We have to protect Edo state from imperialism. where commissioners and project decision of our state will be determine by God-Fathers from other state.

Abia state, Governor was nearly remove because he turn down the instruction from Tambual & El rufai requesting him to provide grazing reserve for fulani herdsmen in Abia.

you think the IDP camp is in Edo state for nothing, why are they not in other south-south or south east state of the country, because Oshoimole (APC) is secretly carrying out their agenda
Anyway, let the best man wins grin
RomanceRe: Why Does All Nairaland Boys Wanna Bed Sinaj And Twaci by Franchise21(m): 3:37pm On Aug 23, 2016
joey150:
Lol...

Btw..team arsenal?? Better go talk to that french phuck!
I'd still remain a Gunner regardless of wat dat phucking French man does
PoliticsRe: Orbih Replies Ize-iyamu: You Contributed To Failure Of Igbinedion’s Govt by Franchise21(m): 1:04pm On Aug 23, 2016
comos:
Vote Ize-Iyamu (PDP)

voting APC is putting the affair of Edo state into the hands of Tinubu, Oshiomole, E-Rufai and Buhari.

Ask Osun and Ekiti, they will tell you their experience in the hands of God-fathers controlling their state from outside.

For your information, the company (HI-TECH CONST. COY) that rehabilitated siluko Road , is owned by Tinubu, how come the contract was not given to a construction company in Edo state to prevent capital flight.
Same Ize-Iyamu that raped Edo State when he was the SSG to Igbinedion... And ran to APC wen they took over. When he saw that Oshiomole ain't in support of his governorship ambition, he ran back to PDP... Ize-Iyamu is power hungry... Dan Orbih, d PDP chairman is a criminal. Who are Ize-Iyamu political godfathers? The same Anenih, Tom Ikimi, Igbinedion?? Hell No! Anyway, still searching for the better sinner b/w the two
PoliticsRe: Orbih Replies Ize-iyamu: You Contributed To Failure Of Igbinedion’s Govt by Franchise21(m): 12:59pm On Aug 23, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Hahahaha, Edo state since 2008 has always acted differently with the federal in terms of development. Even when federal and some other states where unable to pay salaries, Edo state were paying state workers salaries as at when due. The current undoing at the center has absolutely nothing to do with Edo election and Apc in Edo state because none of the contestants can make bag of rice in the market reverse to 8k when the person becomes gov, what would concerns the person is how to consolidate on the achievements oshiomole has recorded and not if Buhari is competent or incompetent.

Lol, which of the Liverpool, the one that was mercilessly beaten by Burnley? Bro, I watched the match from beginning to the end, that Liverpool I saw can't top Leicester this season not to talk of Arsenal. Its Leceister 6th and Liverpool maybe 7th or 8th.
In Oshiomole's first tenure, he preached "One Man, One Vote", "Say No To Godfatherism". But he gas clearly gone against that. Oshiomole did poorly in his 2nd tenure. Obaseki is Oshiomole's stooge n he even bettered his plans by installing Phillip Shuaibu as Obaseki's running mate. Both Obaseki n Ize-Iyamu ain't saints but I'm still searching for the better sinner grin
PoliticsRe: Orbih Replies Ize-iyamu: You Contributed To Failure Of Igbinedion’s Govt by Franchise21(m): 11:41am On Aug 23, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
Hahahahahaha, boss you nor just like Edo state I swear. Osaro Onaiwu govern Edo state? that confused man? Even Adviser Nowamagbe would do better than him. lol

Up Arsenal? Awwww, you people are gonna end in 5th position this season. 1st-Man City, 2nd-Man U, 3rd-Chelsea, 4th-Tottenham, 5th-Arsenal.
Lol. I voted PMB in the last presidential election bt I've learnt to be non-partisan. As regards Edo State election, I'm still undecided

Ur table is pretty correct BT Liv'pool finishes above Arsenal this season... Arsenal, 6th position. That doesn't stop me from being a GUNNER grin
RomanceRe: 12 Sly Ways Women Reject Men's Proposals by Franchise21(op): 11:37am On Aug 23, 2016
abdeiz:
Maybe you're right, besides forming hard to get antics is a turn off for me grin grin
Hahaha. U've got to learn to be a lil more patient with women. Most love to form
PoliticsRe: Orbih Replies Ize-iyamu: You Contributed To Failure Of Igbinedion’s Govt by Franchise21(m): 10:12am On Aug 23, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
[b]The emboldened has cured my curiosity, I have always wondered if you are an Edo resident(though I'm aware you re from Edo state, your moniker says it all), but the emboldened has clearly showed your say about Edo state is based solely on hearsay and what you read, mostly on Nairaland.
Let me tell you a short story, it happened on Sunday. A female elder cousin who reside in USA with her husband(She has been away for the past 18yrs) came on Sunday, also with her husband who is a Yoruba man, an engineer, he is related to mimiko's wife. We were at Benin airport to pick to, and that was what we did. from Benin airport, airport road, to prestige hotel, they were overwhelmed with what they saw, airport road. Afterward we drove to Uromi(my place), then to Ekpoma(to visit a relation), and returned to Benin, same day. All through the journey, we passed through, airport road, Akpakpava road, mission road, new lagos road, upper mission road and finally, siluko road, all in Benin. All the roads we drove through, they were all Tared with drainages, walkways, street lights and traffic lights, all of them working. This is how the present Edo state is, and not how it was. So I implore you to pay a visit and come see your, Edo state, with your own eyes.
Don't worry, I will address the over taxation, local govt and pensioners salaries you always fall back on as your point to back up your claims on Nairaland. But trust me, your claims always reeks of ignorance and falsehood.
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APC VS PDP... Y can't Osaro Onaiwu just win grin
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks Looking Dapper In Pink Suit by Franchise21(m): 9:29am On Aug 23, 2016
OK. Unto the next one
RomanceRe: Why Does All Nairaland Boys Wanna Bed Sinaj And Twaci by Franchise21(m): 9:28am On Aug 23, 2016
coolkris:
obviously I am among
BTW, I dunno both and I'm not among, so are many guys on NL that ain't interested. So can't be "all"
RomanceRe: Why Does All Nairaland Boys Wanna Bed Sinaj And Twaci by Franchise21(m): 9:22am On Aug 23, 2016
coolkris:
you are abnormal
Lol... Calms down grin

But why say "all" which means u re part of the "all"
RomanceRe: Bro Codes strictly for Guys. by Franchise21(m): 9:04am On Aug 23, 2016
A female giving me guys code... How bouh that? grin
RomanceRe: Young Girls Pose Naked For A Picture (explicit Content) by Franchise21(m): 8:47am On Aug 23, 2016
Kenya again?? grin
I love this country
RomanceRe: 12 Sly Ways Women Reject Men's Proposals by Franchise21(op): 8:45am On Aug 23, 2016
abdeiz:
No I was single all the time I approached any of them. IMO have multiple relationships is suicide to me grin
If u truly loved her, u wouldn't hv bn deterred. U shd hv kept on pushing
RomanceRe: Why Does All Nairaland Boys Wanna Bed Sinaj And Twaci by Franchise21(m): 8:37am On Aug 23, 2016
OP, re u having menstruation of the brain? grin
RomanceRe: 12 Sly Ways Women Reject Men's Proposals by Franchise21(op): 8:34am On Aug 23, 2016
abdeiz:
Mine was that she just got out of a bad relationship and needed a break. A week later she was mine.
Before all that another told me she had a bf, suspected lies or maybe she wanted me to try harder but I eventually lost interest.
As for d latter, seems u were nt truly in love with her grin
RomanceRe: 12 Sly Ways Women Reject Men's Proposals by Franchise21(op): 8:33am On Aug 23, 2016
R2bees:
Boooomm!! You nailed bro.. They will creat a topic like "men are so heartless''.
Lol... Hv u bn jilted by any girl in d past? grin
RomanceRe: 12 Sly Ways Women Reject Men's Proposals by Franchise21(op): 8:31am On Aug 23, 2016
R2bees:
what if in a case where you don't win at all
Lol... U surely gonna win some
RomanceRe: 12 Sly Ways Women Reject Men's Proposals by Franchise21(op): 8:00am On Aug 23, 2016
firstking01:
And at the end of the day she 'll fall for one desperate player like that and the nigga will shatter her heart in shambles, she 'll come to nairaland and cry foul.
grin
Romance12 Sly Ways Women Reject Men's Proposals by Franchise21(op): 7:14am On Aug 23, 2016
Every guy has been rejected before. Some get over it and see it as part of the game. Others get so knocked out they decide to stay off the love radar.

Whichever way it is, we’ve all been bounced before and the girls
normally give a reason for the bouncing. Some of their reasons
are harsh, others confusing and the rest, you’ll have to think
about it for days.

Some of these are very true and sincere, some are said to get
you off their backs and others are said to make the rejection a
bit bearable. The long and short of all of that is that you get
rejected.

Below are some rejection lines often used by ladies.

1. I’m In A Relationship
This is normally true but at times, ladies say this just to get you
off their back and to stop you from trying to convince them to
give you a chance.

2. You’re Not My Type
This is a harsh one used on very persistent and unstoppable
guys. These guys do not know the word NO and will not accept
that you’re in a relationship. So the best way is to bruise their
ego with this line.

3. You’re Like A Brother To Me
This is when you realize you’ve been friendzoned . Girls use
this when they don’t want to hurt you wit their rejection. They
like you but not sexual or romantic. This is also used on guys
whom girls use because of their money.

4. I’m Not Ready To Date Yet
Another classic camouflage rejection line. She either doesn’t
want to tell you she isn’t into you or she just wants to continue
enjoying your goodies but not willing to enter a relationship
with you.

5. I’m Waiting On The Lord
This is mostly with the church girls. They’ll tell you they have
to pray about it and wait on the Lord for a sign that confirms
that you’re the one. They also use this because they believe
God will reveal their partners to them.

6. I’m Married
This is just to get you off her back. They believe once they tell
you they’re married, it’ll put some fear into you and you’ll leave
them the hell alone. They could also be really married too.

7. You’re Too Old For Me
This is normally said to older men, especially those who are
older than the apple of their eye by 10 or more years.

8. You’re Too Young
When the guy is younger than the lady or when the lady is not
one who dates young guys. She could be one of those who date
older men. It’s the opposite of point #7.

9. I’m Not Attracted To You Like That
This is similar to #3. They say this to kill your desires for ever.
Nothing you say or do will change this.

10. It’s Not You, It’s Me
This is when she gives you a long list of reasons why she can’t
enter another relationship. Truth is, she moght not be feeling
you like that but just doesn’t want to say it to hurt you.

11. Can We Just Be Friends?
This is a killer. It’s another friendzone line.

12. I Want To Finish School First
This is another way of saying she isn’t feeling you like that.
She just doesn’t want to hurt your feelings.

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