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Nigerian women are not as direct as you want them to be most times. They want you to crack your brain and decipher what exactly they’re trying to imply. (ain’t nobody got time for that) They have one mouth that says something you don’t want to hear and they hope you hear the second mouth that says exactly what they want. It’s really a confusing cycle because you can imagine been told she wants water meanwhile she means she wants wine. Very confusing something. We thought about it and decided to simplify it for you. 1. When she says: I think we should stay friends What she actually means: You actually need to stay away from me. Don’t call me. 2. When she says: You and all those your girlfriends sef What she actually means: Do you have a girlfriend? 3. When she says: I don’t want to ruin what we have now What she actually means: You are my friend. It’s not going further than that bruh 4. When she says: Work is so busy right now What she actually means: Back off, I really don’t have your time. 5. When she says: Where is this relationship heading to? What she actually means: You should totally take this relationship to the next level 6. When she says: Getting to know you is a bit redundant now. It’s like I know everything now (lol) What she actually means: Surprise me oga. Do things you don’t normally do 7. When she says: Two men tried to flirt with me at the park today What she actually means: I’m hot and I can get it any day, so watch yourself. 8. When she says: I really really like you so much What she actually means: I love you. But you say it first 9. When she says: Do you really want to go to Olu’s party? What she actually means: Do we really have to go to Olu’s party? 10. When she says: Don’t worry, go home What she actually means: Better beg me and plead to stay |
Politics of bitterness.... Let them keep on fighting n killing themselves N/B: But please spare the innocent ones |
richielouis7:Statistics is very broad... Where is accounting? |
Same Bayelsa state that the Governor can't pay workers salaries and the state owned university was shut down for months... SMH |
Doug07034780891:I love this wonderful reply ![]() |
Noblecx:7 seater |
Politics of bitterness.... Let them keep on fighting n killing themselves N/B: But please spare the innocent ones |
vizkiz:Lol... Can u pls throw more emphasis on d wild babe thing? |
As first impressions are important, so are first dates. First dates are like the covers of the books and don’t hit me with that don’t judge a book by its cover because nobody really wants to go through the entire book on the first date. And so it’s very important to know what to do and what not do especially if you seek to have a second date. We may have the answers, though! I mean, that’s why we are here. For the purpose of this article, we got speaking to a few women, those in relationships and single women alike and so here’s a few things men should avoid doing on a first date. 1. Oversharing Women feel sometimes men burden them with the labour of going through a lot in their life on first dates and it’s not supposed to be. So know it’s the first date and just talk little details about yourself. 2. Be intelligent Women generally hate it when men on dates do not know basic things, so if possible, do some digging about your date and get to know her. One of the women we spoke to, said her date didn’t know what a content writer did, and he said something else. To be on the safe side, if you don’t know it, don’t assume. 3. Don’t think it’ll end in sex Men need to understand that not all first dates end in sex and as thus, remove all the thoughts from your head. Every damn thing. It’ll make the date go fine and would lead to the probability of a second date. 4. Don’t overdrink Few of the ladies who spoke to us mentioned that men had been drunk on dates before and we really can’t understand how that works really. But if you’re the culprit, first dates are most definitely not the time to show off your drinking prowess okay? Good. 5. Avoid being the comedian A lot of men know women like funny men and as such come prepared to turn everything into laugh fest and this is totally wrong. Forget all the ideas in your head and resist the temptation to make crass and tasteless jokes, and more importantly, prevent your date from the struggle to laugh or blush at your jokes. 6. Avoid weird touches A lot of women love their space and so they hate it when men touch them discreetly on the first date. According to one of the ladies who spoke to us for the purpose of this article, she says “You don’t know me too well and that’s clearly an invasion of space”. So don’t do it. 7. Don’t stare for too long People in the past have gotten dumped at the first date because they were over staring, either at the ladies boobs or ass or even another lady. So, don’t over stare. Nothing at all 8. No phones No phones at dates, because it’s rude. What this means is forget the world, forget your twitter fam, forget to Instagram that food really. It’s the first date and it won’t kill you if you don’t post this one food okay? Very good. 9. No friends Some people still don’t understand how offensive it is to bring a friend on a date and it shouldn’t be. Men, don’t try it. Even if you meet a friend at the date, don’t invite him over. It’s wrong and won’t allow for communication between both parties, which the date is supposed to do. 10. Don’t blow up when she pays Some women are very independent and as such may want to pay the bills, or even go dutch and men need to understand that it’s a thing. Don’t cause a scene, agree on something and leave. Feel free to add yours |
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Looking younger than her age... HBD Funke |
joey150:This is his last season |
comos:Anyway, let the best man wins ![]() |
joey150:I'd still remain a Gunner regardless of wat dat phucking French man does |
comos:Same Ize-Iyamu that raped Edo State when he was the SSG to Igbinedion... And ran to APC wen they took over. When he saw that Oshiomole ain't in support of his governorship ambition, he ran back to PDP... Ize-Iyamu is power hungry... Dan Orbih, d PDP chairman is a criminal. Who are Ize-Iyamu political godfathers? The same Anenih, Tom Ikimi, Igbinedion?? Hell No! Anyway, still searching for the better sinner b/w the two |
KINGinVAHALA:In Oshiomole's first tenure, he preached "One Man, One Vote", "Say No To Godfatherism". But he gas clearly gone against that. Oshiomole did poorly in his 2nd tenure. Obaseki is Oshiomole's stooge n he even bettered his plans by installing Phillip Shuaibu as Obaseki's running mate. Both Obaseki n Ize-Iyamu ain't saints but I'm still searching for the better sinner ![]() |
KINGinVAHALA:Lol. I voted PMB in the last presidential election bt I've learnt to be non-partisan. As regards Edo State election, I'm still undecided Ur table is pretty correct BT Liv'pool finishes above Arsenal this season... Arsenal, 6th position. That doesn't stop me from being a GUNNER ![]() |
abdeiz:Hahaha. U've got to learn to be a lil more patient with women. Most love to form |
KINGinVAHALA:APC VS PDP... Y can't Osaro Onaiwu just win ![]() |
OK. Unto the next one |
coolkris:BTW, I dunno both and I'm not among, so are many guys on NL that ain't interested. So can't be "all" |
A female giving me guys code... How bouh that? ![]() |
Kenya again?? ![]() I love this country |
abdeiz:If u truly loved her, u wouldn't hv bn deterred. U shd hv kept on pushing |
OP, re u having menstruation of the brain? ![]() |
abdeiz:As for d latter, seems u were nt truly in love with her ![]() |
R2bees:Lol... Hv u bn jilted by any girl in d past? ![]() |
R2bees:Lol... U surely gonna win some |
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Every guy has been rejected before. Some get over it and see it as part of the game. Others get so knocked out they decide to stay off the love radar. Whichever way it is, we’ve all been bounced before and the girls normally give a reason for the bouncing. Some of their reasons are harsh, others confusing and the rest, you’ll have to think about it for days. Some of these are very true and sincere, some are said to get you off their backs and others are said to make the rejection a bit bearable. The long and short of all of that is that you get rejected. Below are some rejection lines often used by ladies. 1. I’m In A Relationship This is normally true but at times, ladies say this just to get you off their back and to stop you from trying to convince them to give you a chance. 2. You’re Not My Type This is a harsh one used on very persistent and unstoppable guys. These guys do not know the word NO and will not accept that you’re in a relationship. So the best way is to bruise their ego with this line. 3. You’re Like A Brother To Me This is when you realize you’ve been friendzoned . Girls use this when they don’t want to hurt you wit their rejection. They like you but not sexual or romantic. This is also used on guys whom girls use because of their money. 4. I’m Not Ready To Date Yet Another classic camouflage rejection line. She either doesn’t want to tell you she isn’t into you or she just wants to continue enjoying your goodies but not willing to enter a relationship with you. 5. I’m Waiting On The Lord This is mostly with the church girls. They’ll tell you they have to pray about it and wait on the Lord for a sign that confirms that you’re the one. They also use this because they believe God will reveal their partners to them. 6. I’m Married This is just to get you off her back. They believe once they tell you they’re married, it’ll put some fear into you and you’ll leave them the hell alone. They could also be really married too. 7. You’re Too Old For Me This is normally said to older men, especially those who are older than the apple of their eye by 10 or more years. 8. You’re Too Young When the guy is younger than the lady or when the lady is not one who dates young guys. She could be one of those who date older men. It’s the opposite of point #7. 9. I’m Not Attracted To You Like That This is similar to #3. They say this to kill your desires for ever. Nothing you say or do will change this. 10. It’s Not You, It’s Me This is when she gives you a long list of reasons why she can’t enter another relationship. Truth is, she moght not be feeling you like that but just doesn’t want to say it to hurt you. 11. Can We Just Be Friends? This is a killer. It’s another friendzone line. 12. I Want To Finish School First This is another way of saying she isn’t feeling you like that. She just doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. |
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