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nma24:
Naaaa... I'll wait for my man. I'm sure he will do the needful soon.

Ok. Just continue with those qualities. U'd surely get ur dream man soon

nma24:
I'm all this but still no ring.... Na mountain sure pass now o

Lol. You shd hv contacted me... I'd link u to someone. How about that??

Incrizz:
Franchise21 this your list seems like YOUR LIST. It doesn't seem like this your "keeper" girl is for every guy

Lol. Y do u say so? Explain further

Shout out to all the people who are at the “all my friends are getting married” age! Nice ‘saying’ huh? Yeah…saw that on
Twitter and thought…genius!

Whew inching closer to the 30’s and mid 30’s and everyone
asking you when you’re getting married I suppose?

Getting married is not the problem, the problem is finding a
keeper! A girl who will hold you down at your best and at your
worst; one who has the brains of Michelle Obama, the
confidence of Caroline Mutoko and the charisma and looks of
Julie Gichuru!

That, my friends, is the task!

If you aren’t sure, here are signs that you’re dating a keeper
and need to put a ring on it like yesterday!

1. She has a great sense of humor
Laughter is the best medicine. You need to be with someone
who is not afraid to be herself around you; one who doesn’t
take life too seriously sometimes. No one wants to come home
to gloomy-boring-always-annoyed-Jane after a long day of
work.

2. She’s a homemaker
She will cook for you, clean after you, make sure the house is
in order; after all, those are the basic wife duties; to take care
of the home.

3. She’s mature
Get you a girl who can let loose over the weekend yet watch
her drinking limits; one who’s not immersed in gossip and
superficiality.

4. She’s kind and compassionate
If your girl is rude to waiters for no apparent reason, that’s a
huge red flag right there. You should be with someone who is
caring and compassionate, it shows that her heart is pure!

5. She’s smart
Imagine taking your girl out for dinner with friends and family
and the discussions of Brexit or ISIS arise and she asks “What
is EU?” God! I’d be mortified. Date someone who can have a
meaningful conversation with your friends and family. Unless
you’re into the Donald Trump bimbo-blondie type…

6. She’s flexible
If I were a man, my ideal girl would be the kind that can switch
from gym wear to shorts for a weekend of watching a rugby
game, then to a sexy little black dress for date night…a girl who
is spontaneous and wants to partake in fun activities with you.
She doesn’t have to be sporty, but the kind of girl that’s not
worried about breaking her nails when you suggest a weekend
of trail biking at Karura.

7. She gets along with your family and friends
I don’t think there’s any possible way to be happily married to
someone who doesn’t get along with your family and friends
cause a majority of the time, your lives will revolve around
family and friends.

8. She adds value to your life
She makes your life better. Not as an arm-candy, but in the
sense that she holds you down; she’s there for you through the
ups and downs. She pushes you to reach your full potential,
she encourages you, prays for you, gives you the motivation to
become a better man!

9. She’s not afraid to call you out when you Bleep up
The girl who tells you that you’re spending, driving, drinking
recklessly is a keeper.

10. She’s not materialistic
Hey, we all want a vacation in Dubai and the latest phone. But
the girl you should marry is not driven by material things. She
just wants to love and to be loved! Everything else is extra…

11. She’s patient with you
She sticks by you through the good days and the bad. She
believes in you and is patient with you. This is the kind of girl
who will not rush to the divorce court when shit hits the fan in
your marriage and will instead try to work things out.

12. You’re comfortable around her
You don’t feel the need to change personas when you’re
around her. You can literally and comfortably bleat like a goat
when laughing and she will think “that’s so cute”, cause she
loves the things you hate about yourself and she doesn’t try to
change you.

13. You share similar values
You share the same beliefs e.g. on how to raise a family. If you
have different beliefs, sooner than later, there will be endless
tags of war on different issues.

14. She’s great around kids
God forbid that the person you’re dating is the kind that sees a
child and goes like “get that thing away from me”. Unless of
course, you both don’t want kids.

15. You’re sexually compatible
Things aren’t awkward in the bedroom.

So from day one, we know it’s men who always go for the “kill” when it comes to making the move.

Seldom will you see a woman make the move, but when they
do, they do it subtly to throw hints.

These are some of the few hints you might want to take note of,
especially in our era.

1. The Use Of Cowardice
If you’re with her and at the slightest fright she clings to you for
protection, you should know she’s hitting on you. Or she calls
you over to her place because she’s scared of darkness or
spiders, you should know she’s hitting on you and want you to
take it further.

2. Using Help As A Way To Get Close
Sometimes you’re minding your own business and she calls
you asking if you’ve eaten or need any help with
chores. Usually laundry or cooking for you, that’s the green
light. She’s always using ways and means to always help you
with something even if you don’t need that help.

3. Requesting You Play A Game Together
Sometimes she requests you play a game together and such
games are usually sensual in a way. She usually comes up with
the game which is usually about something to incite your
passion.

4. Asking If You Have A Girlfriend
When you get the direct question, “Do you have a girlfriend”.
Think no further.

5. Asking To Know Your Type
If you also get the question, “What kind of girls do you like?”.
You should know she’s hitting on you by checking to see if she
falls within your category.

6. Telling You How Cute You’re
It could be just a compliment but if it’s frequent, then it’s a
clear indication you don’t need to look pass.

7. Laughing Hard On All Your Stale Jokes
You say something that you know is not funny but it sends her
into sparks of laughter then you should know she’s really into
you.

8. Always shy when with you
When she’s shy during relationship-related conversations or
conversations related to togetherness, you may want to look
into that.

9. Being modest to your compliments
If she tries to be modest when you compliment her about her
looks, worth paying closer attention.

10. Suggesting Romantic Stuff
If she starts by sharing romantic apps, messages etc., don’t be
rude, take notice, she’s throwing hints.

11. Using subtle ways to find out your relationship status
If she use several ways and means to find whether you are
single or not, don’t ignore this, it’s a sign.

12. Stealing glances
If you catch her stealing glances at you or starring at you when
you are unaware or busy doing something, it’s a big sign that
she’s into you.

13. Doing her possible best to be of help
If she’ll go heaven and back to help you when you least can or
is more than happy to assist you in your tasks, it’s a sign that
she likes you.

14. Being there for you after a breakup
She’s always there to give you a shoulder to cry on whenever
you face a breakup.

15. Very attentive to you
If she’s more than happy to ditch social media and pay
attention to your conversations and time you spend together, in
this day and age, then she really likes you.

16. change in attitude when you talk about other girls
May not make it obvious but if her attitude changes at the slight
mention of other girls or your sexual shenanigans, you know
she’s trying to tell you, it’s too much information for someone
who likes you.

Following. Hope to be enlightened

frankopit:
I think you are on point.
Or
Saraki

It isn't Saraki... I've actually heard this rumour. Saraki has a big dent on his image in the face of Nigerians. Kwankwaso is an idol in the North and he's d only one that can challenge Buhari in d North. Remember, he came second in the APC Primaries

OK na

And now, lemme reveal the little secret

That prominent person is RABIU KWANKWASO ... Former Kano State Governor

I wish I can be of help

Thank goodness. Kenya escaped this. This is for Ghana

And some whites will still willingly volunteer

Anything wey wan happen, make e happen... The forced marriage ain't working. Divorce is needed

If I'm not mistaking, he still owns or rather the highest shareholder of Enugu Electricity Distribution Company

This is incredibly hilarious
SaharaReporters is Emeka Offor's worst nightmare

medeay:
dont blame the man my brother. you should know when someone is with an abnormal open tooth, so many unguarded words comes through the leaking tooths even when he is not ready to speak.

That mouth of his won't just take him bk to Kuje Prison bt Kirikiri Maximum Prison

Lol... FFK with his loud mouth

Lemme finish it... "Confused like APC"

OK

This is incredibly hilarious

mastermaestro:
I knew I wouldn't wait in vain.

Lol. I'm not here for e-war. Just said dat cos of wat I read in d post

If to say na politics section nw, we for don see Name Checkers Association of Nairaland (NCAN)

Nollywood at its best

All these Imo State babes

So Seun is an atheist?

Cutezt:
Nice 1 boss, I sight you,

Cutezt was here

U re sighted! U don join d "Royal Majesties"?

Love, they say is blind but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t use a white cane.

Being blind doesn’t mean you fall at the least step, at least you
should be able to tell when the terrain is not conducive and not
to walk straight into a ditch.
Sometimes, when women are in love, they do all sort of things
just to please their men and at the long run, it comes back to
bite them in the back.
As a woman, you should think about your future with him and
what his next actions might be and not succumb to anything he
proposes that will endanger or ruin your relationship with him
and here are a few you should take note of.

1. Have A party
No matter how hard he convinces you, never agree to have a
party with him and his friend, even if he’s married to you.
Unless you’re just in for fun and not really interested in staying
around because if you really want to stay around, then you
should know he will one day make a case out of it and it
doesn’t matter how much you think he loves you. Another thing
that could make such an adventure dangerous is that you’re
likely to enjoy his friend more than him and not only will it
confuse you, you’re likely to cheat with his friend from time to
time and even if you don’t, he will still suspect you. His mind
will not rest and so would yours.

2. Pay The Bride Price
Marriage is a good thing. It is not a bad idea to help the man
settle some of the bride-price if you think you can help. But to
take the full responsibility and pay for everything is a no! no!!.
You shouldn’t try no matter how much you love him. From the
way men are created, we have some kind of ego that propels us
to be responsible and so the moment you take that away, you
make us feel vulnerable. It doesn’t matter whether you all came
to an agreement that you will handle all the bills, later in life, he
will use it against you and this can affect your decision making
because the slightest suggestion you make that doesn’t go well
with him, he might take it as because you paid for the bride
price so you think you have authority over him and by the way,
it is “Bride Price” not “Groom Price”. Unless of course, your
tradition is into polyandry

3. Sleep With His Boss To Get Him A Job
It doesn’t matter how difficult life is for him and how you wish
well for him, no matter the situation, never ever in your life try to
sleep with someone to get your man a job, if he finds out later,
he’s gone and he wouldn’t even see that you did it for him.
Even if he doesn’t leave, it is going to be a thorn in your flesh.

4. Sleep With Older Men To Pay His School Fees Or Rent
Life sometimes gets difficult, especially when you realize he’s
trying very hard to better his future and you really want to be of
help but you don’t have the means, never in any situation try to
sleep with other men to use it to help him because if he gets to
find out later in life that you did that, even if he’s married to
you, he’s likely to drop you like a hot coal.

5. Giving Him All The Details Of Your Past Life
It is not a bad idea letting him in on some of your past life but
men believe it will later come to bite him in the back, but it is
important to spare him the details. No matter how hard he
pressures you, never reveal to him how your Ex was good in this
or that when it comes to sex because it can make him lose his
confidence and he’s likely never to trust you.

6. Taking Naked Pictures Of You
So lately, this has become a trend where at the least request
women send in their naked pictures or allow their men to take
naked pictures of them all in the name of love. As the saying
goes, “No condition is permanent” and so the relationship can
go south and when bitterness sets in you should know anything
can happen. Don’t do it even if he’s your husband, it is even a
sign of disrespect if he asks you to do that.

7. Sex tape
Never in any way agree to have a sex tape with him no matter
what or even send him a video of you touching yourself. There
are a million and one reasons to not do this which we need not
explain.

Lukmann1:
to be populous is all what she was wanted, now she is have it by marry that old man.

Is this Kenyan English?

HCpaul:
And this is hilariously incredible.

Gbam! Accepted

FFK mouth still dey run abi?? Soon, we go throw u go bk Kuje Prison

Nice.
Click like if u can spot me there

Berlyn:
stale

Wanted to reply u bt decided to check ur dp first. But now, I reserve my comment