₦airaland Forum

frankopit:
I think you are on point.
Or
Saraki

It isn't Saraki... I've actually heard this rumour. Saraki has a big dent on his image in the face of Nigerians. Kwankwaso is an idol in the North and he's d only one that can challenge Buhari in d North. Remember, he came second in the APC Primaries

OK na

And now, lemme reveal the little secret

That prominent person is RABIU KWANKWASO ... Former Kano State Governor

I wish I can be of help

Thank goodness. Kenya escaped this. This is for Ghana

And some whites will still willingly volunteer

Anything wey wan happen, make e happen... The forced marriage ain't working. Divorce is needed

If I'm not mistaking, he still owns or rather the highest shareholder of Enugu Electricity Distribution Company

This is incredibly hilarious
SaharaReporters is Emeka Offor's worst nightmare

medeay:
dont blame the man my brother. you should know when someone is with an abnormal open tooth, so many unguarded words comes through the leaking tooths even when he is not ready to speak.

That mouth of his won't just take him bk to Kuje Prison bt Kirikiri Maximum Prison

Lol... FFK with his loud mouth

Lemme finish it... "Confused like APC"

OK

This is incredibly hilarious

mastermaestro:
I knew I wouldn't wait in vain.

Lol. I'm not here for e-war. Just said dat cos of wat I read in d post

If to say na politics section nw, we for don see Name Checkers Association of Nairaland (NCAN)

Nollywood at its best

All these Imo State babes

So Seun is an atheist?

Cutezt:
Nice 1 boss, I sight you,

Cutezt was here

U re sighted! U don join d "Royal Majesties"?

Love, they say is blind but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t use a white cane.

Being blind doesn’t mean you fall at the least step, at least you
should be able to tell when the terrain is not conducive and not
to walk straight into a ditch.
Sometimes, when women are in love, they do all sort of things
just to please their men and at the long run, it comes back to
bite them in the back.
As a woman, you should think about your future with him and
what his next actions might be and not succumb to anything he
proposes that will endanger or ruin your relationship with him
and here are a few you should take note of.

1. Have A party
No matter how hard he convinces you, never agree to have a
party with him and his friend, even if he’s married to you.
Unless you’re just in for fun and not really interested in staying
around because if you really want to stay around, then you
should know he will one day make a case out of it and it
doesn’t matter how much you think he loves you. Another thing
that could make such an adventure dangerous is that you’re
likely to enjoy his friend more than him and not only will it
confuse you, you’re likely to cheat with his friend from time to
time and even if you don’t, he will still suspect you. His mind
will not rest and so would yours.

2. Pay The Bride Price
Marriage is a good thing. It is not a bad idea to help the man
settle some of the bride-price if you think you can help. But to
take the full responsibility and pay for everything is a no! no!!.
You shouldn’t try no matter how much you love him. From the
way men are created, we have some kind of ego that propels us
to be responsible and so the moment you take that away, you
make us feel vulnerable. It doesn’t matter whether you all came
to an agreement that you will handle all the bills, later in life, he
will use it against you and this can affect your decision making
because the slightest suggestion you make that doesn’t go well
with him, he might take it as because you paid for the bride
price so you think you have authority over him and by the way,
it is “Bride Price” not “Groom Price”. Unless of course, your
tradition is into polyandry

3. Sleep With His Boss To Get Him A Job
It doesn’t matter how difficult life is for him and how you wish
well for him, no matter the situation, never ever in your life try to
sleep with someone to get your man a job, if he finds out later,
he’s gone and he wouldn’t even see that you did it for him.
Even if he doesn’t leave, it is going to be a thorn in your flesh.

4. Sleep With Older Men To Pay His School Fees Or Rent
Life sometimes gets difficult, especially when you realize he’s
trying very hard to better his future and you really want to be of
help but you don’t have the means, never in any situation try to
sleep with other men to use it to help him because if he gets to
find out later in life that you did that, even if he’s married to
you, he’s likely to drop you like a hot coal.

5. Giving Him All The Details Of Your Past Life
It is not a bad idea letting him in on some of your past life but
men believe it will later come to bite him in the back, but it is
important to spare him the details. No matter how hard he
pressures you, never reveal to him how your Ex was good in this
or that when it comes to sex because it can make him lose his
confidence and he’s likely never to trust you.

6. Taking Naked Pictures Of You
So lately, this has become a trend where at the least request
women send in their naked pictures or allow their men to take
naked pictures of them all in the name of love. As the saying
goes, “No condition is permanent” and so the relationship can
go south and when bitterness sets in you should know anything
can happen. Don’t do it even if he’s your husband, it is even a
sign of disrespect if he asks you to do that.

7. Sex tape
Never in any way agree to have a sex tape with him no matter
what or even send him a video of you touching yourself. There
are a million and one reasons to not do this which we need not
explain.

Lukmann1:
to be populous is all what she was wanted, now she is have it by marry that old man.

Is this Kenyan English?

HCpaul:
And this is hilariously incredible.

Gbam! Accepted

FFK mouth still dey run abi?? Soon, we go throw u go bk Kuje Prison

Nice.
Click like if u can spot me there

Berlyn:
stale

Wanted to reply u bt decided to check ur dp first. But now, I reserve my comment

It’s not news that men will do a lot to please women they are interested in.

Most men act childish when they are really in love and this has
cost them a great deal. It is not bad to please a woman but over
doing it makes one stupid. As a man, you must be smart
enough to read in between the lines to know what’s favorable
and what’s not.
We are not saying you shouldn’t be romantic, it is a good thing
to be romantic but not to the detriment of yourself and you
should know that, just because something might be done in the
name of love does not make it the right thing to do and these
are the few you should try as much as possible to avoid or
never be tempted to do for a woman, regardless.

1. Steal For Her

Obviously, we all know where this will end you and by the time
you will be back, someone might have taken your place. Never
allow anything to push you to steal in order to please your
woman because if she later finds out you actually stole a gift
for her, she might drop you, unless of course, you are in it
together like Bonny and Clyde.

2. Pay For Her Education

It is not a bad thing to support her education, if you can help
but to take full responsibility for everything to your own
detriment can be dangerous. We are all humans and we change
from time to time, most men actually think funding a girl’s
education means they’ll be forever indebted to them, ending up
getting married to them but we’ve seen several scenarios
where the women will end up finding love elsewhere. This has
been suicidal to many men.

3. Buy Her A House When You Don’t Have One

Common sense should tell you, you should build your dreams
together but not favor her and think of yours later. Building a
house for a woman when you don’t have one yourself can make
you is wrong in every way. When she finally jilts you and lives
in it with another man. There are many men still biting their
fingers over this.

4. Fight Another Man Because Of Her

Fighting because of her doesn’t prove anything. Two things are
likely to happen, either the person beats you to a pulp and end
up in the hospital or you will beat the person and end up in jail,
either way, you don’t win. Unless it is for self-defense.

5. Reject Your Family Because Of Her

A family is everything and no matter what, you can’t reject them
because your woman doesn’t like them. It will be very
dangerous on your part to reject your family all because of a
woman.

6. Change Your Appearance

These days, there are many men doing a lot, taking pills to
make changes to their bodies all because they feel that’s what
women love. Changing you to please a woman means the
moment you stop trying she’ll go, ideally, people you be with
should love you for who you are.

7. Give Up On Your Dreams To Satisfy Her

So there are many men out there who gave up on their dreams
to help their woman achieve theirs or were discouraged by
women. These same women dumped them afterwards. Never do this after reading this.

8. Being Over-Submissive

It is nice to be sweet to your woman but always learn to set the
records straight and don’t try to always appear weak to her and
succumb to all her wishes in the interest of pleasing her. Truth
is, women actually hate weak men and will prefer you’re sweet
and sour.

9. Starve Yourself For Her

Never forfeit your food for her, at least you can share but to give
all to her and go hungry, that’s not love, that’s stupidity.

10. Kill For Her

Never ever even think about executing such an atrocity for a
woman no matter how convincing the situation is, because if
you end up in jail, another man will take your position.

11. Die For Her, Literally

So many men have committed suicide because of a woman.
What’s the sense in it when you’re finally dead and gone. Live
to fight another day

This is incredibly hilarious

What can I say?

kossyablaze:
make una go read his posts from his profile. The guy gbagaun dey make blow my head

Lol. Na borrowed language. Make una no blame am

Lukmann1:
why will she also posted such important detailed of hers on Facebook. who do that now and days. These shall service as a lessen with others of her types.

Your English is superb

Baba God, answer my call thru one of these companies