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Na pets b her family

sod09:
Chai deres god oo
See different methods of cheating
I no get liver reach dis level oo
Wat I can do is ask in exam hall not bringing in micro chip

U no get mind na

englishmart:
very stale... I wish you could be a bit more creative in your comedy wanna-take Career

Easy

Disheartening

bushdoc9919:
The Federal Ministry of Health warns that Space Bookers are liable to live up to 80 years longer than the National lifespan average.

It also recommends that space bookers must eat five bunches of banana every day for good health.

Doing as advised

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Ladysmith1:
Kini big deal?
In other words, Tis no biggie

Itz rili no biggie

crazysaint:
Is fact that am one of those guy that can't do without sex, a week without sex is like am a dead being. Yesterday i was sexually arouse, i need a Bleep seriously, i pickup my phone and called my g.f, she said she's not coming being that she knows what i want her for, despite my plea she said she's not coming, i giveup. What came next to my mind was masturbation, i went to the bathroom, i rob soap allover my d*ck, i start robbing it gently, damn it! was not all that sweet, but just to make this ere'ction stop.

As i was going on this act, my telivision was on, and at this point Pastor Abel Damina, of power city was preaching, one of my ear was listening to his preaching the other ear was concentrating on what i was doing. The pastor was preaching on three thing that destroyed the world, which are :
1. Homosexuality
2. Lesbianism and
3. Self services

when the pastor mention the last one, it hit my like a bomb, my hand weak immediately and my di'ck weak. I wash myself thoroughly and went out of the bathroom.
And the pastor began to tell the danger and the the judgement that whoever practices this three things will face, he said some sins are likely to be forgiven but that of selfservice will not be forgiven. The sermon was so touching, majority of the congregation was crying already, then i know that most teenagers are guilty of this three things. I make a vow not to engage in such devilish act again. Hell is not a good place to spend enternity!

Lolz... N u attached saint to ur moniker... even quit fornication, it destroys

Girls of these days

Click like for d People's General

rill:
picture of his left and right arm or.......

Ask for left cos na'im dey sweet pass

Hermanie:
I been think say na my case bad pass

Another expert in d biznez

Another self service thread hits front page... So self servicing is as common as this bt we keep behaving like we don't do it

Niwdog:
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join

Wickedness at its peak

I no go lie... E hard ooh

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March4Buhari

Click like for GMB

I just love d way Buhari campaigns... So mature

Story for d gods

Oya na... Buh Oshiomole's regime z far better than Lucky's 8 yrs of amassing public wealth

It's clearly evident... Sai Buhari

finniblinks:
The current super eagles players lack hunger and the desire to achieve.it is time to inject fresh blood in the team.the current team should like these:
GOAL KEEPERS
Enyeama
Ejide
Afelokhai
DEFENDERS
Balogun
M.muhammed
Omeruo
Oboabona
Ndidi
Aliyu
Oshaniwa
Obanor
MIDFIELDERS
Simon moses
V.moses
Jordan Ibe
Sammy Ameobi
Onazi
Akpan
Babatunde
Iheanacho
STRIKERS
Musa
Aaron Samuel
Odion Ighalo
Solanke(if he accepts)
We can't afford to miss another AFCON

Chuba Akpom!!!

Jega no go leave office until Buhari wins

It's best u let him knw

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Dyoungstar:
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I was moved to write about this topic because I noticed that guys always engage in all or most of these things when they gather together.


Note: everything I write here is my personal observation or experience.


1. DRINKING AND SMOKING: Guys always gather in different places at different times to participate in either drinking or smoking. Smoking and drinking has over the years been a unifying factor which brings guys together, whether they know each other before or not.


2. WOMANIZING: Guys always gather to discuss about women they just met or had had dealings with. What drives me crazy is how they analyze the women anatomy, the dissecting and how good or bad the girl is.

I was seated somewhere some days back and a guy was narrating how he fvcked a girl till she fell from the bed, he had to jump and fall on her on the floor to continue his exercise; and it was even better on the floor than the bed.

I had to laugh at that silly statement.



3. CHURCH: Most guys when they gather, do so to discuss either a church were there are babes to go scavenge or how powerful or fake the pastor is, they'll tell you all the churches in the state and their names respectively; also tell you the names of the pastors there and how much each church makes in a service.



4. FOOTBALL: These days it's hard to see a guy who doesn't belong to a club either in the premier league, laliga, bundesliga, serieA etc.

They'll mention the names of all the players, the year they were born, the place if their birth, the hospital of birth, the doctor that delivered them, when they first started school and dropped out then started kicking ball (reason why some of them are not in school hoping to be successful without working), the name of the field they first played ball, the name of the ball they first kicked.

What pains me most is that they will start analyzing their weekly salaries, the foolish ones will start comparing CR7's salary to that of Rooney, some will argue the best club and when an arsenal fan says a word he will be asked to shut up that in 9 years he has not seen trophy.

To say the least, when you ask most of these guys "What's your club?" What you'll hear is "I be Barcelona fans"


5. POLITICS: They will tell you that Buhari must win else there will be trouble in the country, others will say Goodluck is clueless therefore he must rule (they think clueless means experienced). They'll argue and at the end fight over Buhari and Goodluck yet they've not collected their PVC.



6. BUSINESS: YOU see some guys gather together, and you take an inch closer; you'll hear them discussing how to make money. They'll narrate how Goodluck stole money and there's no more money in the country.



7. GAMBLING: The worst of all is that most guys gather to gamble, they'll go suffer and get small money; instead of saving, they'll go to gamble believing they'll hit it hard one day, while everyday they are spending hopelessly.


8. EVIL: Some guys are just too good in plotting evil, and most times you see these kind of guys under tress and in uncompleted buildings.



If you have any other idea you can add in.


My advise: guys use your time wisely mostly those that admires every flashy car that passes the street, yet everyday all they do is sit under tree shades and count girls and cars that've passed for that day and at the end they'll go to Mama Nkechi canteen to eat on credit. [/b]

Nice creativity

englishmart:
thanks bro. @franchise21 stop booking space

Lolz @ ur signature

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