₦airaland Forum

BeeBeeOoh:
Abii na only him dey swimming pool? Or u sure sey no be swimming stream or river hin go

Beach and pool... R dey synonymous?

RIP

Clerverly:
Yesterday we took to the streets of Lagos to March4Buhari!

Just look at picture very well, you would see the irrepressible Cleverly leading the march!

Enjoy

How much were u guys paid?

phrancys001:
And dem say dey need 6 abracadabra weeks,wonda wia d so called chiefs of arms staff are wen all dis was happening,mbu shuld be posted in places like dis wia he can legally utilize is killing strength.

U hv said it all

That's politics in Nigeria for u

ifex370:


what of INI Edo?

Ain't she from Akwa Ibom?

U need nt a soothsayer to prophesy dat GMB wud win d election

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Blackett:
Yeah you're right. But not as broke as you.

I can't come up wiv dat kinda senseless thread... So, M nt broke

Blackett:
This is serious guys. Treat accordingly.

First step: Ask her in a loving way what she wants for this valentine.

Second step: After she must have thought and thought about what she wants, make sure it's quite an expensive gift. I.e Iphone 6+

Third step: Go to Jumia or Konga.com. Order the iphone 6+, put in her details, and...

Lastly: Select the "PAY ON DELIVERY" option. The phone will get delivered and errm. . .

Happy Valentine in advance.

Only a broke Nigga can come up wiv dis kinda thread

And dey say "What a man can do, a woman can do better" SMH

Kill them all

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simplemach:
How comes we didnt hear it here in kd? Nothing person no go see from APC. Always using underaged children to cause problems.

English at its best

NinoBrown888:
its actually a thr33some..

U wish na... Make we see if she go gree

NinoBrown888:
you really think your advice will make an impact':|

It has rili made an impact in d life of d babe u r about to straf tonite

englishmart:
happy val's day to my friend and well wishers...
Don't die a stupid death like Romeo and Juliet ooooooo
Cc
Tosyne2much
Naijaboiy
Samflexxy
Kachisbarbie
Lalasticlala
Franchise21
Rozzayy
Chimkaire
Priscaoge
Etc.

Have fun buddies

My bro, I wish u da same

priscaoge:
Best Val wishes to all my e-Paddy dem! #Muchlove... It's a month of love,sending my love to ur way today! Have a blissful day

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Englishmart
Mizmycoli
Marieolae
Ceo4eva
Missberrypop5
Jennimma
Tosyne2much
Farano
Tallesty1
Mathematical
Babyosisi
Janeify
Dechandel
Naijaboiy
Spanzed
Samflexxy
Kachisbarbie
Bunsky
LaurelP
Lalasticlala
Franchise21
Rozzayy

And to all my followers and those I'm following.......[size=14pt]I LOVE U ALL!!![/size]

Thanx dearie... I wish u da same

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demelza:
Rubbish list.
So a handicapped is not worthy to be shown love? What do you mean by going to their plantation?
And you really believe gays dont celebrate valentine?
Nonsense!

It's a rubbish thread frm a senseless OP

0700Jesse:
Bro ask Buhari bout the significance of valentine., and he may refer yu to when abacha was having sex with those Indian girls that killed him with apple

He's nt as gullible as u re

crazysaint:
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Nw I knw u rili a crazy demon

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The newly posted Assistant Inspector General of Police,
Zone 2, Joseph Mbu, on Thursday declared that the
elections in his zone will be “fire for fire” if politicians
play any pranks.
The controversial police boss made the declaration at a
meeting with police of the Ogun State Command at its
Eleweran Headquarters, Abeokuta.
Mr. Mbu instructed his men to be battle-ready for the
election and warned politicians to have a second thought
over any planned criminal act.
He said if any of his men were shot, no less than twenty
civilians would pay for it.
“If one of my men is killed, I shall kill twenty of them but
don’t shoot first,” Mr. Mbu said. “If they shoot you, shoot
back in self-defence. Anybody who fires you, fire him back
in self-defence.”
He told his men that they were the only authority that has
power to arrest, before, during and after elections.
He noted that it was not compulsory for the police officers
to greet even a governor who comes to vote.
“You have the power to stop the governor,” he said. “We
are in a critical period. We are not para-military. We must
be bold and brave. Keep an eagle eye on everybody. We
are authorised by the constitution to arrest before, during
and after election. Our role is to ensure free, fair and
violence free election.”
Mr. Mbu came to national limelight following his public
squabbles with the Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi
while Mr. Mbu was a police commissioner in the state.
Mr. Amaechi accused Mr. Mbu of plotting to kill him and
called the AIG a tool of the Presidency.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/176756-well-kill-20-police-life-lost-elections-controversial-police-aig-mbu.html

englishmart:
what does she stand to gain?

Everything

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Na pets b her family

sod09:
Chai deres god oo
See different methods of cheating
I no get liver reach dis level oo
Wat I can do is ask in exam hall not bringing in micro chip

U no get mind na

englishmart:
very stale... I wish you could be a bit more creative in your comedy wanna-take Career

Easy

Disheartening

bushdoc9919:
The Federal Ministry of Health warns that Space Bookers are liable to live up to 80 years longer than the National lifespan average.

It also recommends that space bookers must eat five bunches of banana every day for good health.

Doing as advised