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Just dey observe

Oya na... Exile awaits u

menix:
Each tym I buy lux my Junior broda go finish am..
Abeg wo get lux?

Lolz... Wetin u wan use lux do?

Both of dem, so ugly!!!

This guy z mad

englishmart:
Abro. Jiri ya nwayo. Why you come dey follow me everywhere I go. You be shadow? .

Guardian angel

englishmart:
ask diezani is GEJ chops alone..

Cos she's one of his concubines

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englishmart:
lol do I look like Johnny walker for your eyes?

No. But u shdnt b like GEJ who likes chopping alone

englishmart:
that's the best show I've ever attended. Basket mouth's mouth is stronger than atomic bomb.

U attended it in ur dream

englishmart:
some kind of question pisses me like kilode?

Who should I give the money?
The nigerian police?

They will arrest me and do away with the money...

I will deposit 500k every month till I deposit all.

U wise... U shd b depositing it every month into my private acct

I belong to number 16

Soyinka!!! Where do u stand U criticize GEJ, u criticise GMB

kastonkastrol:
why should I go to sambisa when aso-rock is more closer.

Lolz... Nw I can read ur intentions

Fact

kastonkastrol:
I will do so many things my brother.

Like racing down to Sambisa to join in d fight against terrorism

[quote author=tosyne2much post=30792492][/quote]So correct

kastonkastrol:
Obj just tell us who is behind boko haram and quit beating around the bush. Goddamn it

If he says it, what can u do?

Prophet of drugs

naturallysmart:
In as much as Anenih is not part of the new generation, have u ever heard him run his mouth against opposition or behave in ways to gain cheap relevancy? Anyway, he will definately take a back seat role after this election. And when I mean pdp been a party for the new generation does not totally means that the old folks will be totally out but much of the roles will be played by young and vibrant people while the old folks will only play advisory roles.

You gerrit now?

Old folks playing advisory roles still messes up everything

NnamdiN:
Still the school looks better than most public schools in nigeria.

It even looks better than most private schls here

justmag:
Lmaoo @ sour jam. Girls and their description! The man was not asking for too much. He just had a little freak in him that wanted to come out. I don't know about swallowing tho. That maybe asking for too much for some girls.

I actually don't subscribe to him telling his wife to swallow his fluid

naturallysmart:
The real political chief calculator has spoken. OBJ has long been gone and surely won't be missed.

I told somebody that PDP is a better party now than before, and a party for the new generation, believe it or not.

Does Anenih belong to the new generation?

CC

Seun, Lalasticlala... Plz, do d needful

The gubernatorial candidate of All
Progressives Congress in Kaduna state,
Nasir El-Rufai, has promised to ensure that
political appointees and top civil servants
enrol their children in public schools if
elected governor.
Mr. El-Rufai, who promised to revamp
public schools in Kaduna state, gave the
assurance Monday while speaking as guest
of Freedom Radio’s Hausa phone-in
programme, ‘’Barka da War haka.’’
The former Minister of the Federal Capital
Territory, Abuja, said ‘’the most critical
step is for leaders like us to enrol our
children into public schools.’’
Mr. El Rufai recalled that he attended
Local Education Authority Primary School
Kawo, Kaduna, in the 60s along with
children of elites like the late the then
Minister of Education of Northern Region,
Isa Kaita.
‘’So, if children of elites are in public
schools, they will be forced to do all that is
necessary to improve them, out of
enlightened self-interest,’’ the governorship
candidate argued.
The former Minister admitted that the law
does not allow him force anyone to
embrace this policy but promised to lead
by example by putting his children into
public schools.
The governorship candidate assured that
his government will put teachers on a
special salary scale which will be higher
than that of other civil servants because he
thinks this is the first step towards
improving the education sector.
‘’The second step towards improving
education in Kaduna state will be the
upgrading of infrastructure and generally
providing a conducive atmosphere for
learning,’’ he added.
Mr. El -Rufai said that education will be at
Primary to Junior Secondary School levels
in Kaduna state, adding there will be no fees charged for
the Parents Teachers Association.
The ex-Minister also said that students of Senior Secondary
Schools will be in boarding house. He said there is need
for this category of students to learn together instead of
being distracted by video games and television at home.
The gubernatorial candidate said he does not promise that
boarding schools will be free because he is not sure the
financial status of Kaduna state can accommodate it, given
what he termed the profligacy of the present
administration.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nwest/176940-children-will-attend-public-schools-become-governor-says-el-rufai.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

kestolove95:
So peopl. Stil remain for dix state?

I tire ooh

SeverusSnape:
Don't you love the mother of the nation?

I don't love her... I love my mother and d mother of Christ Jesus

SeverusSnape:

Take heart mama peace... We all sympathize with you, WE ALL LOVE YOU.

Lolz... Second warning. Don't generalise. U not we love her

Were dey planning to attack APC campaign team

vanndubi:
Ur instructor is a bad one! How can he tell u to immediately remove ur left foot from the clutch pedal u throttle It doesn't work it that.

The clutching system of both manual and automatic gear system works on the same principle. For automatic, when you have ur right foot on the brake pedal and engage the gear, you will feel the vibration. This signals that the gear is engaged n u can throttle without the car rolling back.

And for the manual, u clutch down u engage gear 1. Then gently release the clutch n at point while you're releasing the clutch gently, you'll feel the vibration. Hold the clutch at that level and simply,(without rush) press the accelerator pedal and the car moves without rolling back even in an uphill slope.

Before I forget, Congrats on ur new car

It doesn't work like dat... D car stopped on a hilly ground... D instructor z correct

That so-called army officer shd b deported to Sambisa forest asap

Dapo777:
Most times when a girl decide to remain a virgin till she gets married,its usually out of indoctrination, or in some rare cases lack of exposure/opportunity.

Girls,especially in this part of the world are told to remain virgins till she gets married, so that her husband would appreciate her and put a lot of value on her. How true is this?

Well, if I should discover that my wife is a Virgin on our honey moon,I would be impressed that she was able to hold herself,that shows that she is disciplined. It also gives me some sense of pride that I am the "first"

On the other hand.......

I will feel a bit worried.

Sex is the number one factor that determines the success of a marriage.

A virgin would have one or more issues relating to sex.

There are two categories of virgin(female)

1)Those that masturbate.
2)Those that don't masturbate.

A virgin that masturbate would be selfish on bed. She would feel she can satisfy herself and probably doesn't require her husband for sexual fulfilment. Its their kind that would be faking orgasm in bed. They are usually the feminists.

A virgin that don't masturbate would be a sex maniac after marriage. Especially if her husband is really experienced on bed. All the urges she has failed to satisfy while in her youth would be burdened on her husband. Its their kind that won't get satisfied after 6 rounds

You see. Both kinds of virgin would pose some problems to their husband after marriage.

Imagine if your wife can't be satisfied from your penis, check closely she was/is probably a masturbator while in her youth. Worse of all when she fakes orgasm. Problems would start emerging.

Imagine if your wife has more libido than you do, after all the hectic pounding and pounding,she starts moving her hands over you while you resting and then you start feeling insufficient.

This is my opinion.

*dodges bottles from virgins*

Wholly disagree