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Here2BustnScrew:
I promised to continue in exposing these evil men and their plans. Jonathan has proven to Obama that he is nobody's puppet. USA and Britain wanted him to legalize same-sex marriage but he refused, they threatened to sanction NIGERIA. next Obama planned to spread to Ebola using the man from Liberia, he wanted Ebola to spread through out Nigeria so that Jonathan would have to sign the bill in exchange get cure for Ebola. But GOD intervened and his planned failed. next USA and British refused to sell arms to Nigerian to fight Boko haram. now their plan is to frustrate Jonathan because he refused to do their bidding and then support BUHARI who will be their puppet and legalize gay marriage... Nigerian Beware.. Do not be deceived by these evil men's false promises. They have evil plans, but GOD will disgrace them.
http://www.naij.com/303967-jonathan-to-meet-obama-cameron-over-arms-refusal.html

OP, ur madness z incurable. So it's dis sharia GMB dat wud legalize it, ba?

OK

OK

OP, what's dis?

Lifebender:
A plot of land is money at Banana island

U shdnt b telling me, M fully aware of it

irunoboo:
I'm sorry

Discharged n acquitted. lol

Members of the opposition All Progressives Congress in the
Senate, on Tuesday, raised alarm of a fresh plot by the Peoples
Democratic Party to postpone the forthcoming general elections
slated for March 28 and April 11.
The senators, who walked out of the plenary to address the
National Assembly correspondents in the Senate, alleged that
the Presidency in collaboration with the ruling PDP were
planning to arm-twist the electoral umpire in the country to
canvass fresh postponement using the card reader as an
excuse.
Their reaction followed the submission of the Senate Leader,
Victor Ndoma-Egba, while moving a motion for the summoning
of the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission,
Prof. Attahiru Jega, over the planned use of the card reader for
the election.
Ndoma-Egba had argued that the use of card readers would
contravene Section 52 of the Electoral Act which prohibits the
use of electronic device during election.
But the senators, led by their leader, Senator George Akume,
insisted at the news conference that anything short of
conducting the elections as scheduled, and using the card
reader to avoid rigging, might lead to a civil war.
They argued that since the card reader was just meant for the
accreditation of the voters, its usage would not constitute a
breach of the electoral act as postulated by the senate leader.
The opposition senators alleged that the PDP leadership having
failed to use the security challenges and poor collection of
Permanent Voter Cards as excuses to postpone the polls again,
had started a fresh plot by hiding under the card reader usage.
Akume said, “Elections must be held as rescheduled, it is
important that the Independent National Electoral Commission
must do this in order to avoid unpleasant consequences.
“Nigeria is a huge and complex society, culturally, structurally,
and all hands must be on the deck to avoid the Somalia
experience. There would be too many warlords in this country
should we fail to do what is right.
“Nigerians deserve the best. Card readers will add value to the
conduct of the elections; we are talking about free and fair
elections. Time has passed when people carry ballot boxes and
papers to their respective rooms, thumb-print and bring them
for counting the following day.
“The whole world is watching this country. We have become a
laughing stock, we are becoming a banana republic.
“We are even more patriotic than those who are in government.
We want elections and card readers must be applied, they must
be used, otherwise, the elections can never be free and fair.
“If a country like Ghana can get it right, using the card reader,
why can’t the giant of Africa do it? If Sierra Leone can do it,
even Liberia, why can’t Nigeria do it? We are waiting for INEC
to do it, INEC must use it.
“Card readers are a must to ensure free, credible and
acceptable elections. To do otherwise, won’t be acceptable.”
The opposition senators further alleged that the APC
representatives, former Heads of State and the former Chief
Justices who attended the National Council of State meeting
where the issue of election postponement was discussed,
strongly opposed the idea.
Akume said, “From the records, we know that all the former
Heads of State supported the holding of the election as
scheduled. Former Chief Justices, those who know the law also
supported the holding of the elections.
“But INEC later said the elections could not hold on the flimsy
grounds that the service chiefs said they could not provide
security. Security for what?
“We have over 774 local government areas in this country and
serious security breaches in the North-East are registered in
only 14 local governments and therefore, there was no
reasonable grounds to shift the elections.
“We recall that in 1999, there was no election in Bayelsa during
the first round of voting, elections were later held.
“Under normal circumstances, we believe the situation is also
normal now, these affected areas should have been isolated for
the purpose of holding elections at a later date but this was not
to be.
“We are all learned people, educated people to know that
elections have been held in Columbia, which is perpetually at
war with itself, elections have been held in Egypt, in
Afghanistan, in Iraq, in Syria, in Pakistan, in Mali, Tunisia and
other countries.
“Nigeria cannot be an exception. The reason was lack of
adequate distribution of PVCs, later, it turned to be inability to
provide security cover and we wonder that the multi-national
force that has been assembled to fight Boko Haram is just
7,000, including the Nigerian troops and we have a troop level
of over 100,000 in this country.
“Why is it not possible to hold elections with adequate security
cover for those who are supposed to do their jobs
constitutionally? We believe that there is serious manipulation
and a deliberate attempt to undermine and to manipulate the
democratic institutions and structures.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/pdp-plots-fresh-poll-shift-apc-senators-allege/

irunoboo:
I'm in a relationship so I'm not looking for something serious. I need a sexually active guy to be a friend with. I mean friendship with benefits. Sex for cash. Drop your number or pin if you're interested

You have to be a tall guy

Big dick

Flat belly

And can last long in bed

On my thread?? I will punish u for dis

Lifebender:
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Guarding ur territory

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Kachisbarbie:
I greet you joor.
Hope you have a kiddie somewhere too?

Oh...I forgot.
You're a virgin.

Lolz... Couldn't help bt laff

Iamsynord:
I would have said I would soon join them but i will be offending AirForce1.

How? If I may ask

Native doctors and traditional rulers yesterday stormed the Imo Government House, Owerri to perform what they described as exorcism of evil spirits, saying they came to cleanse the state of the curse placed by widows who protested last Tuesday.

The libation-pouring exercise, which began at the main gate of the Government House, was presided over by traditional rulers mainly from the Governor Rochas Okorocha’s community of Ideato South.

The monarchs alleged that the Minister of State for Education, Prof Viola Onwuliri, mobilised the widows who were brutalised in the course of their protest march against the governor.

Chairman of Ideato Council of Traditional Rulers, Ajaraogu of Ogwume Community, Eze Ethelbert, said he and the entire council of Ndi Eze in the council area had earlier visited the traditional ruler of Amuzi in Ahiazu Mbaise, Eze Innocent Ugochukwu, to warn their daughter, Onwuliri, and her group against contending with the governor.

Eze Ajaraogu stated that they came to the Government House to neutralise whatever evil the action of the widows may have attracted, as they jointly poured libation to cleanse the Douglas House.

Pouring the libation, they prayed for divine guidance and protection of Okorocha saying, “Our son, Owelle Okorocha, you did not cheat anyone to come to Government House but were duly elected by the entire Imo people, so no one will hurt you. Fear not, your people are with you and you shall return,” he chanted.

Also, the deputy chairman, Eze Peter Ewuziem of Umuakam noted that for over 40 years he has been on the throne, “this is the first time anyone would carry a coffin to the domain of either civilian or military leader; any person who planned this evil must receive it back.”

However, one of the brutalised widows maintained that she was part of the protest march and no coffin was on display. She said, “Who would carry the coffin, is it the old women? There was no coffin anywhere, but if they insist they saw a coffin, then perhaps their gods may be giving them a sign of doom.”

Meanwhile, Mrs Onwuliri has called on the governor to apologise to the widows for encouraging young men to “attack and beat up their mothers.”

She said, “Even in the Bible, there is a curse attached to such atrocity and whoever may have participated or engineered the attack on harmless widows, who merely engaged in a peaceful protest, cannot go unpunished.”


http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/native-doctors-storm-imo-govt-house-over-alleged-coffin/

tosyne2much:
hahahaha

Last time i checked, i was 6ft 5in

Go n sit down. r u as tall as Courtois of Chelsea?

tosyne2much:
This thread don tay ooooo... I don already modify am say i SHORT make people no dey think say i dey show off [/i]

Lolz cos wiv d pics I saw wen u were contesting, I knw u ain't tall. just average

As criticisms and commendations continue
to trail his dramatic exit from the Peoples
Democratic Party, former President
Olusegun Obasanjo has explained how he
arrived at the decision to dump the party
to which he belonged for 16 years.
The former president had Monday
announced his resignation as a member of
the party on whose platform he ruled the
country between 1999 and 2007.
Mr. Obasanjo renounced his membership
of the PDP when some leaders of the party
led by Surajudeen Oladunjoye, the
chairman of the ward around his former
residence in Ita Eko, visited him at his
Presidential Hilltop mansion in Abeokuta
home.
The former president directed Mr.
Oladunjoye to tear his membership card at
a press conference organised during the
visit.
About two hours later, the PDP leadership
in Ogun State announced the expulsion of
the former president from the party.
However, in a telephone interview with
PREMIUM TIMES Tuesday, Mr. Obasanjo
explained that the PDP members visited
him to express their genuine concern
about his refusal to be active in the party.
“They were concerned that I had only one
leg in the party, and worried that since
I’m their leader in the ward, they need to
hear from me,” the former President said.
According to him, when the party
members arrived his residence, they were
singing a song in Yoruba language –
“Nigeria yi ti gbobgo wa ni, Ko ma gbodo
ba je. Eje ka sowopo kajo gbega (Meaning
– Nigeria belongs to all of us, we must not
allow it to be destroyed and we must join
hands to make it great).
Mr. Obasanjo said when they settled down
he sought to know why they came and that
it was at that point that Mr. Oladunjoye
told him that since he (Obasanjo) as their
leader became angry with the PDP and
remained inactive in the party, they had
not only lost sense of direction but also worried about their
political future.
He also said the party members informed him that the
leadership in the state was planning to expel him and that
they wondered what would happen to them if he was
expelled because they would become rudderless.
“You are our leader and it is you we are following. You
have remained a card-carrying member of the the party.
But since you became angry with the party we have lost
sense of direction and now we are hearing that they want
to expel you. If they expel you, where do we go? What do
we do?” Mr. Obasanjo quoted the ward chairman as
saying.
The former president explained that it was at that point
that he gave them his PDP membership card and told them
that they could do whatever they want with it.
He said, “In my response, I said when you people came you
were singing a song and I agreed that Nigeria is our own.
If the issue is the party, I will not choose the party at the
detriment of Nigeria and I will fight for Nigeria even at the
detriment of the party. I will rather surrender my
membership of the party so you people can move on
politically,” Mr. Obasanjo explained to PREMIUM TIMES.
“If you people’s worry is that I’m a card-carrying member
of the party and I’m not showing you people direction and
you are worried that I’m neither here nor there, this is the
card; you can keep it, you can burn it or you can tear it, do
whatever you want to do with it.”
The former president said he then handed over his
membership card to Mr. Oladunjoye, who immediately
decided on his own to shred it.
Mr. Obasanjo said he had no regrets for his action despite
the criticisms that have greeted it.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/177051-why-i-directed-pdp-ward-leader-to-tear-my-membership-card-obasanjo.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

tosyne2much:

Wicked lecturers. With this, I can proudly say d lecturers in my schl r lenient

tosyne2much:
There was this strict lecturer, he dare not set his eyes on your phone and if your phone go as far as ringing, there's no point begging, hurriedly obtain another form for automatic carry over

There was a day he was lecturing and I was really carried away, I didn't know when I brought out my phone and quickly replied my whatsapp msg Make una no bash me oooooo, let any student who has neva done this cast the first stone except those using 1900BC phones , not knowing he was looking towards my direction

He ordered me out of his class at once and i started begging him but all my pleas fell to deaf ears. I packed my books and was heading towards the door that was when called me back and asked for my full name, eeeeehway !!! My own don finish! Na there I know say I don enter serious wahala.. I was just looking like someone who just received a sack letter. After so much pressure on me, I told him my full name and he brought out his attendance sheet, striked my name and me I was done for the semester

Ever since then, he always ordered me out of his class

U re trying to tell us dat u re tall... lolz

CoCoLav:
UNILAG

Ok dear

Crocz:
Franchising our space?

Yes boss... Just managing my territory cos I hv notn to comment

CoCoLav:
Okay, cool.

U?

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CoCoLav:
Yeah, what school?

Anambra State Uni (ANSU)

absoluteSuccess:
Where is Orangun of Ila, Ataoja of Oshogbo? OP, sorae o. You definitely have a particular order: or how can foreign traditional institution come first without an ulterior motive? Sarkin is Hausa for king not Emir, or I will list Archbishop Okogie as traditional ruler o.

Dats y he said u can list urs

CoCoLav:


OP your issue can be solved in Abuja. Your school is supposed to help you out nah. My school forwarded such complaints then to Abuja for 5k.

Same thing... We paid 5k den

dicefrost:
I'm having the same problem, I'm in my final year.

D situation is rampant in my schl bt dey still proceed for service

okalo:
Please has anybody out here on this cyber space encountered this problem, i was admitted in 2011 at AAU ( THIRD BATCH) i am in 400 level and we are asked to present our original jamb admission letter which i checked online and its "sorry, no admission offer yet". Pls help me with info on how to get the admission letter coz I really need it for verification nevertheless, we are up to 25 that ve d same problem in my department, and our names are in d skul's admission book. pls need advice urgently.

It affected many ppl in my schl bt dey still went for service

ABUJA — THE Presidency, yesterday, described as insincere
and mischievous, the launch by BringBack Our Girls group of a
countdown for the Chibok girls to regain freedom, saying
fighting terrorism and insurgency is not a football match where
commentaries were run for the delight of spectators.
In a statement by Senior Special Assistant to the President on
Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin Okupe, it said President Goodluck
Jonathan in his media chat never promised that the girls would
be freed within six weeks, noting that the count-down by the
former minister and her group was unnecessary
Okupe said: “Our attention has been drawn to a statement
credited to former Minister of Education and a leader of the
Bring Back our Girls Group, Dr Oby Ezekwesili, to the effect that
President Goodluck Jonathan has made an affirmative
statement that the girls abducted by Boko Haram terrorists in
Government Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State would be
freed within six weeks, hence the beginning of a count-down by
the organisation.
“We wish to state that the statement by the President during his
last media chat was that the combined efforts of new offensive
by the Nigerian military and its allies as well as improved
capacity in the operations have made the chances for the rescue
of the Chibok girls brighter than ever before.
“This statement cannot be construed as putting a six-week
time-frame for the delicate task of freeing the girls alive which
the President remains very committed to and would definitely
wish that would even happen in a day.
It’s insincere, mischievous
“It is, therefore, insincere and mischievous on the part of Dr
Ezekwesili and her organization to launch a countdown which
from all intent and purpose is meant to score cheap political
points rather than encourage the military and help the cause of
the girls and their depressed parents.
“President Jonathan’s commitment to the rescue and safe
return of the Chibok girls is unwavering. The Nigerian military
and its allies have as part of their mandate, the rescue of the
girls and all others who are in custody of the Boko Haram
terrorists as well as securing the safety of Nigerians living in
areas ravaged by insurgency.
“No responsible organization would seek to make a gain of this
unfortunate incident and constantly twist facts and
pronouncements in order to appear as if government is
incapable of meeting its timelines.
“Fighting terrorism and insurgency is not a football match
where commentaries are run for the delight of spectators. It is a
much more serious exercise and we expect Dr Ezekwesili to
understand this in view of her global exposure and stop being a
pawn in the chess board of some desperate political actors.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/presidency-ezekwesili-fighting-terrorism-insurgency-not-football-match/

ABUJA – SENATE President, David Mark, Tuesday said that the
country was in a trial moment as it was under tension
occasioned by the forthcoming general elections and
inflammatory comments by the political class.
The Senate President also said that the call for Interim National
Government, ING, in some quarters was a futile exercise that
was alien to the nation’s Constitution.
Speaking while welcoming Senators from recess declared for
them to prepare for the botched February 14 elections that had
been shifted to March 29, Senator Mark appealed to Senators to
rise to the occasion and douse the tension in the polity and also
refrain from statements that could aggravate the already
charged atmosphere.
He said, “Ordinarily, we would have commenced our legislative
activities this morning without a welcome address. But, these
are not ordinary times in our nation. There is palpable tension
in the land and the comments and even the body language of the
political class further exacerbates the tension.
“As statesmen and women we must rise to the occasion and
help reduce tension. We must refrain from acts or statements
that will aggravate this already charged atmosphere across the
country. This is time for us to be true statesmen and women;
both in words and deeds.
“I am alarmed that the issue of Interim National Government
(ING) has been given undeserved prominence in our national
discourse. This is imprecise, sordid and strange. Interim
National Government is alien to the 1999 Constitution (as
Amended).
“Therefore those calling for ING are pushing for an exercise in
futility. This Senate is committed to the provisions of our
Constitution which we swore to protect and we will not do
anything to sabotage the democratic process.”
The Senate President called on the Independent National
Electoral Commission, INEC, to continue to prepare to conduct a
free, fair, transparent and credible general election, adding, “We
owe it a duty to our country men and women to give INEC all the
support it needs to conduct a free, fair, transparent and credible
election.”
He further said that it was important to note that on the 29th of
May, 2015 a democratic government elected through a free, fair,
transparent and credible election will be sworn-in.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/calling-ing-pushing-exercise-futility-mark/

A member of a three-man armed robbery gang busted by the
Police at Ketu area of Lagos has said he forced his lover to
abort a three-month pregnancy because he did not want her to
give birth to an armed robber like him.
Musliyu Ahmed, 23, who was arrested in Ketu, said: “I had to
force her to go for an abortion because I do not want her to give
birth to a child, who will have the blood of an armed robber. And
because she understands the nature of my job, she had to obey.
“I want to get married and start having kids after I quit armed
robbery.”
The other two members of the gang, Mutiu Rasheed, 22, and
Sadiq Dada, 21 were arrested in Ijebu-Ode and Lagos,
respectively.
Vanguard gathered that Lagos State Police Command received
a tip-off that one Ahmed Musliyu, a notorious armed robber, had
four locally-made guns, which he kept in his house around
railway line at Bolade, Oshodi.

Searching for Mutiu

After Ahmed was arrested, the detectives discovered that the
four guns were no longer with him as he had allegedly handed
the guns over to Mutiu Rasheed who lives at Ketu.
Before police got to Ketu, Mutiu got wind of Ahmed’s arrest and
that detectives were on his trail. So he fled to Kara, along
Berger Isheri area where he carried out robbery operations with
one Sadiq Dada.
It was learned that when the detectives got to Kara, they laid
ambush in the neighbourhood for three days. Unfortunately,
Mutiu escaped but Dada a member of the gang, was
apprehended.
During preliminary interrogation, Dada revealed that Mutiu had
fled to Ijebu-Ode with other gang members.
The police moved from Lagos to Ijebu-Ode, where they laid
ambush and arrested Mutiu on the second day of the manhunt.
Mutiu reportedly led the officers to Ijebu-Igbo, where they
recovered two locally-made guns and six cartridges.
Vanguard learned that the gang had successfully carried out
different robbery operations in Lagos and Ijebu-ode.
Some of the vehicles they stole include a Toyota Highlan-der,
Camry and Sienna.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/made-lover-abort-pregnancy-wont-father-thief-robbery-suspect/