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Ladysmith1:
Kini big deal?
In other words, Tis no biggie

Itz rili no biggie

crazysaint:
Is fact that am one of those guy that can't do without sex, a week without sex is like am a dead being. Yesterday i was sexually arouse, i need a Bleep seriously, i pickup my phone and called my g.f, she said she's not coming being that she knows what i want her for, despite my plea she said she's not coming, i giveup. What came next to my mind was masturbation, i went to the bathroom, i rob soap allover my d*ck, i start robbing it gently, damn it! was not all that sweet, but just to make this ere'ction stop.

As i was going on this act, my telivision was on, and at this point Pastor Abel Damina, of power city was preaching, one of my ear was listening to his preaching the other ear was concentrating on what i was doing. The pastor was preaching on three thing that destroyed the world, which are :
1. Homosexuality
2. Lesbianism and
3. Self services

when the pastor mention the last one, it hit my like a bomb, my hand weak immediately and my di'ck weak. I wash myself thoroughly and went out of the bathroom.
And the pastor began to tell the danger and the the judgement that whoever practices this three things will face, he said some sins are likely to be forgiven but that of selfservice will not be forgiven. The sermon was so touching, majority of the congregation was crying already, then i know that most teenagers are guilty of this three things. I make a vow not to engage in such devilish act again. Hell is not a good place to spend enternity!

Lolz... N u attached saint to ur moniker... even quit fornication, it destroys

Girls of these days

Click like for d People's General

rill:
picture of his left and right arm or.......

Ask for left cos na'im dey sweet pass

Hermanie:
I been think say na my case bad pass

Another expert in d biznez

Another self service thread hits front page... So self servicing is as common as this bt we keep behaving like we don't do it

Niwdog:
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join

Wickedness at its peak

I no go lie... E hard ooh

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March4Buhari

Click like for GMB

I just love d way Buhari campaigns... So mature

Story for d gods

Oya na... Buh Oshiomole's regime z far better than Lucky's 8 yrs of amassing public wealth

It's clearly evident... Sai Buhari

finniblinks:
The current super eagles players lack hunger and the desire to achieve.it is time to inject fresh blood in the team.the current team should like these:
GOAL KEEPERS
Enyeama
Ejide
Afelokhai
DEFENDERS
Balogun
M.muhammed
Omeruo
Oboabona
Ndidi
Aliyu
Oshaniwa
Obanor
MIDFIELDERS
Simon moses
V.moses
Jordan Ibe
Sammy Ameobi
Onazi
Akpan
Babatunde
Iheanacho
STRIKERS
Musa
Aaron Samuel
Odion Ighalo
Solanke(if he accepts)
We can't afford to miss another AFCON

Chuba Akpom!!!

Jega no go leave office until Buhari wins

It's best u let him knw

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Dyoungstar:
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I was moved to write about this topic because I noticed that guys always engage in all or most of these things when they gather together.


Note: everything I write here is my personal observation or experience.


1. DRINKING AND SMOKING: Guys always gather in different places at different times to participate in either drinking or smoking. Smoking and drinking has over the years been a unifying factor which brings guys together, whether they know each other before or not.


2. WOMANIZING: Guys always gather to discuss about women they just met or had had dealings with. What drives me crazy is how they analyze the women anatomy, the dissecting and how good or bad the girl is.

I was seated somewhere some days back and a guy was narrating how he fvcked a girl till she fell from the bed, he had to jump and fall on her on the floor to continue his exercise; and it was even better on the floor than the bed.

I had to laugh at that silly statement.



3. CHURCH: Most guys when they gather, do so to discuss either a church were there are babes to go scavenge or how powerful or fake the pastor is, they'll tell you all the churches in the state and their names respectively; also tell you the names of the pastors there and how much each church makes in a service.



4. FOOTBALL: These days it's hard to see a guy who doesn't belong to a club either in the premier league, laliga, bundesliga, serieA etc.

They'll mention the names of all the players, the year they were born, the place if their birth, the hospital of birth, the doctor that delivered them, when they first started school and dropped out then started kicking ball (reason why some of them are not in school hoping to be successful without working), the name of the field they first played ball, the name of the ball they first kicked.

What pains me most is that they will start analyzing their weekly salaries, the foolish ones will start comparing CR7's salary to that of Rooney, some will argue the best club and when an arsenal fan says a word he will be asked to shut up that in 9 years he has not seen trophy.

To say the least, when you ask most of these guys "What's your club?" What you'll hear is "I be Barcelona fans"


5. POLITICS: They will tell you that Buhari must win else there will be trouble in the country, others will say Goodluck is clueless therefore he must rule (they think clueless means experienced). They'll argue and at the end fight over Buhari and Goodluck yet they've not collected their PVC.



6. BUSINESS: YOU see some guys gather together, and you take an inch closer; you'll hear them discussing how to make money. They'll narrate how Goodluck stole money and there's no more money in the country.



7. GAMBLING: The worst of all is that most guys gather to gamble, they'll go suffer and get small money; instead of saving, they'll go to gamble believing they'll hit it hard one day, while everyday they are spending hopelessly.


8. EVIL: Some guys are just too good in plotting evil, and most times you see these kind of guys under tress and in uncompleted buildings.



If you have any other idea you can add in.


My advise: guys use your time wisely mostly those that admires every flashy car that passes the street, yet everyday all they do is sit under tree shades and count girls and cars that've passed for that day and at the end they'll go to Mama Nkechi canteen to eat on credit. [/b]

Nice creativity

englishmart:
thanks bro. @franchise21 stop booking space

Lolz @ ur signature

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Same way u can't disqualify GMB is just d same way u can't disqualify GEJ

President Goodluck Jonathan on Saturday said Boko Haram
planned to extend its attack to other parts of the country
after it attacked Abuja in 2014.
Mr. Jonathan said it was the intention of the insurgents to
bring down the nation. He stated this when he attended
the revival service of the Lord’s Chosen Charismatic
Revival Movement at its headquarters in Ijesha, Lagos.
“The idea of the group was to start from the centre of the
country and then move to bring the whole country down,”
Mr. Jonathan said.
He listed the United Nation’s building, Police Headquarters,
Army barracks market and Nyanya Motor Park as some of
the places the terrorist organisation attacked in the federal
capital.
He said that the efforts of the Federal Government had
curtailed the spread of the attacks to other parts of the
country, except in Borno, Adamawa and Yobe states.
The president said that insurgency and terrorism were
global phenomena that were not peculiar to Nigeria, but
added that with international collaboration, the Armed
Forces would defeat the extremists.
“We are working hard as a government and with your
cooperation, we will rout terrorism. We will work harder
to protect all Nigerians.
“We will improve the economy so that people will have
jobs so that these distractions about terror will end,” he
said.
He thanked members of the church and the Christian
community in the country for their intercessory prayers
and urged them not to relent.
“We believe we should not campaign in churches but I am
here to thank the General Overseer and members of the
church for what you are doing.
“Your spiritual work has not only helped members of the
church but helped the country,” Mr. Jonathan said.
The General Overseer of the church, Lazarus Muoka, led
the congregation through intercessory prayers for God “to
bless the nation with unity, peace and stability’’.
The faithful also prayed to God to give the president good
health and strength to continue to prosper the nation.
They also prayed for pre-election and post-election peace
in the country and for the lord to protect and preserve the
president to enable him achieve national prosperity.
(NAN)

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/176452-boko-haram-planned-to-attack-entire-nigeria-jonathan.html

Looks too artificial

dat5starguy:
Why do people keep saying this?
I'll address this once.
Let's say you get an hostel in the school for 30k, multiply it by 8 other students you'll be staying with. How much do you pay for accommodation off campus?

Uniben hostel goes for 6k, haven't heard of any hostel dat goes for above 15k

dat5starguy:
As an undergraduate, it's fair to say that off campus hostel is better than the school owned hostel. Below are some of the reasons why.

CHOICE IS LIMITED
In the school hostel, you don't have the luxury of picking from a variety of choices. Its just a room where you are stuffed with eight people. Off campus, you can choose if you'll like a room, a self contain, 2 bed room flat etc.

RULES AND REGULATIONS
The.school hostel has a long list of ridiculous Rules and regulations you have to follow which mainly consists of "don'ts". Off campus on the other hand, you don't necessarily have to listen to anyone. Nobody tells you what do.

PRIVACY
It's glaring that you simply don't have "Me-time" in the school hostel. You put.your pen on the bed, you meet it on the floor. Your belongings also goes missing from time to time. staying off campus affords you that privacy. Nobody disturbs you. If you like sleep naked on the bed.
PRICE
The amount charges by schools is simply ridiculous. You pay tens of thousands of Naira to stay in a room with eight other guys. Off campus accommodation is relatively cheaper.

VISITORS
In a typical school hostel, you friends can't visit you in your room. if i hear say bae visits you. In some schools e.g. unilorin, you might even be fined or get thrown out of the hostel.
Off campus accommodation affords you that. You friends, girlfriends, can visit you anytime, anyday.

Staying off campus is one of the best decision of my life. You live life to the fullest.
Feel free to air your views.

I don't subscribe to d price option. Schl hostels r relatively cheaper