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crazysaint:
If her wife pussy dont sour nkor? Make im no waka go look for bette thing chop?

Is dat wat u were taught marriage is all abt?

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ishiamu:
Guess you pissed by the statement only 1 word was omitted by mistake no 1 is above it...

U say one? Pls thoroughly go thru it

emusmith:
Thirded. Are you guilty?

M innocent

faby11:
50 hates 4 u

Who needs ur likes?

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emusmith:
Seriously?

I believe sha ... most introverts in real life are extroverts on social media...
They let loose like a hungry lion from a cage... Jes saying...

Seconded

This is just a replica of a thread dat made fp some weeks bk bouh reasons y u shd date a guy Dats introvert. OP, try n b creative

Khan Bonfils, the British actor and performer who
featured in the James Bond movie Skyfall is dead.
He also starred in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace,
Attack of the Clones, in the year 1999 as Jedi
Master. The actor collapsed while rehearsing for
the upcoming theatre production Dante’s
Inferno which was due to open at The Rag Factory
in east London this week.
Paramedics and members of the Craft Theatre Company, the
production company to which Khal belonged, fought so hard
to resurrect him, but he couldn’t be saved. Chris Hislop, the
company’s spokesman, said: “Kan collapsed during a
rehearsal and the director Rocky Rodriguez Jr, he performed
CPR on location.
A statement from Craft Theatre said: “With great sadness,
we announce the death of Khan Bonfils. His sudden loss is
a tragedy and he will be sorely missed.” The cause of his
death is yet to be ascertained, Chris said. “The entire
company are in shock. There is absolutely severe sadness,
it is a real tragedy. I think they are holding it together by
talking it through and by being there for each other.” He
also added that the production was due to open on
Thursday. “If things go to plan and if the incoming actor is
able to do the job we are hoping to open on Saturday.”

http://www.gq234.com/e-news/e-news-james-bond-actor-khan-bonfils-dies/

englishmart:
killing English since 2012

Lolz... u get eyes

ishiamu:
And if the president swores in an Inec commissioner and who he's not won the election.....you work for your paymaster not for those that don't pay you...

Gej till buhari shows his certificate joor

Plz, restructure ur English. U write-up is too poor

Ndigbo Cultural Society of Nigeria (NCSN) has
called on former military head of state and
Presidential Candidate of the All Progressive
Congress Major-General Muhammadu Buhari
(retd) to withdraw from the February
presidential election.
The Igbo Society said General Buhari should
withdraw to save Nigeria from all ill wishes of
2015.
The group in a statement signed by its President,
Chief Udo Udeogaranya urged General Buhari to
tow the path of statesman, extricate himself from
the deceits of APC leaders and withdraw with
immediate effect from the presidential contest, “if
he has any atom of nationalism, gratitude to the
country, love for the nation and progress of our
dear country, Nigeria.”
Udeogaranya said with the permutations of some
international communities, the strikes of terror
against Nigeria and the internal wounds in the
nation, “it behooves on any Nigerian with the
interest of the nation at heart, to do all that is
within their powers to save Nigeria from the ill
wishes of 2015.
“We advice Major-General Muhammadu Buhari
(retd) to learn wisdom from the East that have
allowed and supports their brothers from the
South-South to complete their tenure of eight
years, as we all have allowed the South-West to
have their uninterrupted eight years.”
According to the group, “economically, Nigerian
government depends largely on oil exports and
import duties, both are derived from South
Eastern soil and the people of South Eastern
Nigeria, which accounts for even more
developments around the nation than the South
Eastern Nigeria.
“Therefore any candidacy that may spill ill
feelings to that section of the country may not be
favourable for the nation and should rather be
jettison for the good of the nation.”
The group opined that Nigeria owes the South-
South people another four years to complete their
full tenure, “as this is their first time presiding
over the nation, which they have fed for decades
and four years in a nations life is nothing.

http://www.peoplesdailyng.com/withdraw-from-presidential-race-igbo-group-tells-buhari/

Please, am not d actual poster or author of dis article. Just came across it on net and decided to share it on dis forum


Mention buhari, the jonathan blind followers say he is a
religious bigot. Mention Obasanjo, they say he is a habitual
liar. Mention Amaechi, KWankwanso or Atiku they say
these are ingrates. Mention anyone who is against
Jonathan and his Administration, this Jonathan blind
follower, would hit back at you with all the rants and no
fact ill opinions they have, Obasanjo left more than $25
Billion in the federation account and $40 billion dollars in
the foreign reserve, which was raise to $35 Billion and $67
Billion respectively, by his successor. Late President Musa
Yar’Adua. after paying Nigeria outstanding debt, the
foreign reserve which is now at the all time low, since
Jonathan Administration took over due to squandering and
reckless spending, But the question is this, is Jonathan
really working for Nigeria or against Nigeria? The chibok
girls, pump price of petroleum products, NNPC missing
$20billion dollars, crude oil theft, boko haram,
kidnappings, insecurity, Black out power supply,
inflation, NNPC second account, presidential fleets,
ethnicity, fall of Naira to Dollar, daily killings and bomb
blasts, missing 500 billion sure-p funds and the never
ending lies on the affairs of the Nation, purchasing bullet-
proof cars and spending billions chartering jets, Ministry of
Interior and other services collecting money from young
job applicants and killing many of them, and yet no one
has been held accountable, with a woman that has no
political office position, disrupting lives and disseminating
pathetic grammars everywhere she goes , army bases and
towns captured by insurgents daily, more than 2 month old
strike by health workers…..the list goes on
Let him who has no sin cast the first stone, Choosing
between the lesser of two evils is a wise man choice, just
that in this case we only have one evil man and the change
is now

If obj and buhari were bad leaders, surely Jonathan has
bagged a diamond medal for the worst leader in Nigerian
history

JohnnySarz:
Thank God sef... I neva wan resume demolish maingate join

Dat magnificent main gate? U must b wicked!!!

Ernieman:
Demolishing a building when the occupant is yet to vacate is cruel and inhuman. Oshiomole is an animal, a wicked man that should never be given any opportunity to lead ever again in his life.....No wonder he asked that widow to 'go and die'.

Asked or told?

Wetin concern State Govt wiv buildings in a Federal Uni

Change is imminent

temitemi1:
Blame it on beer man

Wasn't d guy taking beer before he married?

D women

Rubbish

englishmart:
till then.

Lolz. U ain't discrete bouh dat

englishmart:
that pastor is human like me innit?
I hereby prophesy that GEJ will continue. I don't know how it'll happen. But it must happen.

And pls. Don't question the gods

Wch gods?

englishmart:
nobody can decide who owns my vote.

We know GEJ owns it

The All Progressives Congress (APC) has commiserated
with President Goodluck Jonathan on the untimely death
of his sister, urging him to take solace in God for the
unquantifiable loss.
In a statement issued in Port Harcourt yesterday by its
National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the
party said the loss of a loved one is always an
unfathomable tragedy, which was compounded when such
death occurs at an unripe age.
“We pray that God will grant repose to the soul of the
departed, comfort the President and his entire family and
give them the strength to bear the loss.
“We also wish the immediate family of the deceased God’s
succour in their moment of darkness,” it said.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=98999

I hate number one

MizMyColi:
Partially Strips Abeg

I expected to see a fully unclad flavor.

U ehn?!!

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The apex Igbo socio-cultural organisation, Ohanaeze
Ndigbo, yesterday said it will in the next two weeks
disclose the presidential candidate the Igbo will support in
the February 14 election.
Secretary General of Ohanaeze Ndigbo, Dr. Joe Nworgu,
who stated this in a chat with newsmen in Enugu, said the
organisation was still consulting on the presidential
candidate to support.
He said it was, therefore, erroneous for anybody to say
that Igbo leaders rejected Ohanaeze’s move to endorse
President Goodluck Jonathan.
“This is a malicious and mischievous reportage of what
occurred at the Imeobi. No such event took place because
the question of endorsement was not on our table. What
we said as the agenda showed was ‘Ndigbo, Otu
Olu’ (unity). The drive was for unity so that when we strike
out, we strike out with one voice, that was the essence of
that meeting. The meeting was not set out to endorse
Jonathan,” he said.
On when Ohanaeze would pronounce its preferred
presidential candidate, Nworgu said: “We are about
concluding with consultations. We will soon meet with the
traditional council of Ndieze. When we consult with the
traditional council of Ndieze, we will make a statement on
behalf of Ndigbo.
“We already know the trend and probably in the next two
weeks, Nigerians will know where Ndigbo stand on
presidency. They are saying we should not take a stand
that Ohanaeze is non-partisan, but I will say that
Ohanaeze is non-partisan if the Igbo on their own are
involved; once it is within a federation like Nigeria with so
many ethnic groups (inter-ethnic), we will then take
position on behalf of our people. At state levels,
governorship, National Assembly, local governments, we
will not support any party, but we will take a stand on the
presidency because it affects us.”
He, therefore, said Ohanaeze was surprised and shocked
to hear that Igbo leaders rejected its move to endorse
Jonathan.
“The report stated that there was a motion moved by Chief
Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu during the last Imeobi held at the
secretariat onJanuary 3 (Saturday), claiming that Chief
Iwuanyanwu moved a motion for the endorsement of
Jonathan and it had no seconder. These are people who
were not even at the meeting.
“Iwuanyanwu did not move any motion even though he
was in the meeting. Iwuanyanwu’s only contribution was
that he was part of the four-year tenure movement and
that it was effectively amended through the processes
established by the current Ohanaeze constitution.
A video clip was shown of the three Imeobi’s and the
General Assembly where they effected the change
according to Article 29 of the Ohanaeze Constitution,” he
said.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=98987

Unlike the 2011 general elections when
President Goodluck Jonathan found favour
with Nigerian church leaders with some of
them out-rightly endorsing him, there seems
to be a scramble by clerics to bash the
president.
Popular Lagos pastor and founder INRI
Evangelical Spiritual Church, Elijah
Babatunde, has joined Catholic priest Ejike
Mbaka and Tunde Bakare of the Latter Rain
Assembly to predict the defeat of Mr.
Jonathan in the coming elections.
“President Goodluck Jonathan will be the
last PDP president to rule Nigeria,” Mr.
Babatunde, who is the church’s Primate,
declared.
In an interview with Daily Independent
newspaper, the cleric who had many
negative prophecies as the regards the
country in 2015, said even though it will not
be a landslide victory for the opposition, the
President will lose.
“No matter what, Jonathan will be the last
PDP President in Nigeria. I don’t see a
landslide victory in the presidential election.
To be frank, neither the victory of Jonathan
or General Muhammadu Buhari can
guarantee peace except we pray well,” he
said. “Jonathan will not take Nigeria to the
Promised Land. Let us pray against the
death of an ex-President.”
Mr. Babatunde predicted that “There will not
be election in some states”.
He said the elections will be characterised by
advanced rigging as “both PDP and APC will
share victory across the country particularly
in the South-West and the North”.
The cleric asked Nigerians to observe a
seven-day prayer in January to avert crisis
that may plunge the nation into serious
confusion during and after the polls, while
stating that the Independent National
Electoral Commission, INEC, will be cajoled
to rig the elections.
“There will be several gimmicks to cajole the
INEC to rig the election. Prayers must be
offered so that the commission will not lose
some of its staff to accident or attack before
and during the election. E-voting will not
work. There will be ballot box snatching and
stuffing during the election,” he said.
He stressed that international communities
and some heads of states will attempt to
work against the re-election of Mr. Jonathan
and asked the President to “be wary of
diplomatic rows with foreign countries”.
He urged Mr. Jonathan to fight corruption
and rescue the April 14, 2014 abducted
Chibok girls.
Mr. Babatunde predicted election violence if
Nigerians don’t pray and asked the
President to commit his and his wife’s
health to prayer.
On insecurity, Mr. Babatunde prophesied
that the bombings and kidnapping of school
children witnessed in the northern parts of
Nigeria will extend to the South-West of
Nigeria.
“I see flames from bombings in several parts
of the country, including the South-West and
more abduction of school pupils. Efforts
should be intensified by security operatives
to forestall that. Boko Haram will come up
with different strategies to attack the nation.
“There are three groups of Boko Haram in
Nigeria already. Only prayers can weaken
their strength. Countries pretending they
want to assist Nigeria to curb Boko Haram
are not our friends. If they are allowed, they
will create more problems for the nation,” he
said.
The cleric asked President Jonathan to
change his security details while stating that
the Chief of Staff to the President will have
issues with his boss and some ministers.
Speaking on the governorship elections, Mr.
Babatunde predicted said the APC
“committed a blunder” with the choice of
Akinwunmi Ambode as governorship
candidate for Lagos State.
“PDP will spring surprises and shock APC. If
PDP works hard, the party will win Lagos
governorship; however, the party’s
candidate, Jimi Agbaje, needs prayers,” he
said.
The primate said APC will face an uphill task
to retain Edo and Oyo states. He said that
Governor Abiola Ajimobi might lose to
Rashidi Ladoja of Accord Party, AP.
“In Rivers State, if PDP underrates APC, the
latter will win, though the election will be
marred with violence. Attempts by the
opposition parties to defeat Governor
Ibikunle Amosun in Ogun State will not
materialise,” he continued.
He also predicted that If APC elects the right
governorship candidate, the party will
dislodge PDP from Ondo State in 2016.
“PDP will win Delta and Cross River states
but there will be crisis in Abia and Ebonyi
states even though the party will win there.
“APC will win in Sokoto. PDP will find it hard
to retain Kaduna State because there will be
serious crisis there. Kano State will be
difficult for PDP to win, so also Katsina
State. PDP will win Jigawa and Taraba. PDP
has messed up in Kwara, the victory will go
to APC,” he stated.
He warned the former Minister of State for
Defence, Musiliu Obanikoro, of political
disappointment; he said Mr. Obanikoro
should pray.
The primate said he foresees a rise in the
Nigerian stock exchange with the effect of
devaluation of naira continuing till August as
Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala,
will not be able to make appreciable impact
on the economy.
He claimed the Governor of Central Bank of
Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele, will have crises
and may be denied a second term.
“Some banks will collapse and one of the
dead banks will be resuscitated. Flour, sugar
and fuel prices will be increased in the year.
There will be serious crises in OPEC and the
Controller-General of Customs and the group
managing director of the NNPC will be
removed. State of the nation,” he said.
He asked Nigerians to pray against the
recurrence of Ebola in Nigeria and
prophesied that more building will collapse
in Lagos in 2015.
“Let traditional rulers in the South-West pray
against infernos that may engulf their
palaces,” he said while urging journalists
and Nollywood stars to pray against sudden
death.
“Also, Oba of Benin, Emirs of Nupe and Zaria
should pray against sickness. Some
universities will be shut because of cultism
and some Vice Chancellors will be queried.
We need to pray to avoid plane crash in
Lagos, Abuja and Kano airports. We need
prayers against ocean surge in Nigeria and
other African countries this year”.
Mr. Babatunde predicted an outbreak of
polio, cholera and fluid outbreak caused by
poultry products.
He finally said “National Union of Road
Transport and Workers (NURTW) will face
serious infighting and killings and court
actions. We must pray against bloodshed
among their members in different states.
Some states in Nigeria will collapse from
2018, owing due to excessive borrowing
from overseas”.


http://www.divanaija.com.ng/jonathan-lose-2015-election-prophet-elijah-babatunde/

Suspected members of the Boko Haram early Saturday
attacked the base of the Multi-National Joint Task Force,
MNJTF, in Baga, Borno State, eventually dislodging the
soldiers, PREMIUM TIMES has learnt.
A senior security official who confirmed the incident to
journalists in Maiduguri, the state capital, said the attack
was one of the fiercest in recent times as soldiers battled to
hold their grounds without much success.
According to a the official who spoke on condition of
anonymity, the attack on the base started at about 5 a.m.
on Saturday.
“We got the information that Boko Haram insurgents went
and dislodged the Multinational Joint Task Force there,
after a fierce gun battle that lasted for hours,” the official
said. “For now, all we can say is that it was a bad outing
for the soldiers because the base was practically dislodged
but one cannot say specifically the extent of damaged
caused on the base and personnel”.
The MNJTF was created by defense and military chiefs from
the six countries that make up the Lake Chad Basin
Commission to combat arms trafficking, terrorism and
related cross-border attacks that have continued to rise in
the region.
Boko Haram terrorists had seen the existence of the MNJTF
as a major threat to their operations, hence they continued
to attack the base and the town with a view to having full
control of the area.
In the last two years, Baga has suffered five major attacks
with high casualty – the latest was that of November 2014
when Boko Haram terrorists ambushed fishermen
returning from a night fishing expedition and slit the
throats of 43 of them.
Details of the damage done in the Saturday attack is still
sketchy even as residents of neighbouring village of
Monguno who reportedly heard the gunshots and
explosions echoing in their neighborhood fled to Maiduguri
for safety.
The military is expected to release a statement soon on the
attack.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/174231-boko-haram-attacks-military-base-baga-borno.html

Wetin man no go c for dis world

Apply wisdom. Ask God for wisdom just d way Solomon did