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montestic:
Sauce:http://pulse.ng/gist/super-woman-housewife-disarms-robbers-with-hot-water-id3379088.html

Pishure of d maimed face OR

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Wadraj:
Bayelsa guys doing great things since 1800

The only exception is Gej!

...Wonder where he inherited his own "cluelessness" from.

Badt mouth

freshness2020:
Lol! I did that on purpose!
Since ♈όϋ guys are looking for the prettiest!
.. I gave τ̲̅ђe 2 ladies!
So ignore dat!

Yes boss... I concur!!!

freshness2020:
both are prettier! Lol!

English too hard

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maryhaam:
glad a guy said it,if na lady dem go talk sey na beef.none of ma biz

Lolz... Bt na d truth

D gurls wowo sha

So sad. May their souls find eternal rest... Amen

tosyne2much:
I Just looked back at the silly things my friends and I used to do at cross over service when men were boys and I decided to put this down

Ten Types of Youths That Will Attend Cross Over Service

1. The ones who can't remember when last they attended church service or have never attended church since the beginning of the year but will attend the cross over service

2. The ones who will keep going in and out of the church for no reason. ** wetin dem dey find sef ** ?

3. The ones who will go to church just to woo ladies. They will go into the church auditorium, check if pretty ladies are present and will start strategizing on how to strike up a convo immediately after the service

4. The ones who will go for Cross over service and start blowing knockouts outside the auditorium

5. The ones who will go and make their supplication to God. You will see them praying and sweating profusely as if that is their last day on earth

6. The ones who will keep receiving calls and typing new year messages as if their lives depend on it

7. The ones who will attend the cross-over service for no reason. During prayers, dey will not pray, during praise and worship, you will never see them dance. ** wetin una come find come church sef? **

8. The ones who will keep checking their wrist watches as if they want to add more time to their life span. They are more concerned about the time, therefore, they pay little or no attention to the short sermon

9. The ones who would run out of the church the moment it is 12am on the dot. They will not even return to share the grace

10. The ones who will keep disturbing you about the time. ** is it 12 O'clock yet ?**

Written by: Tosyne2much

Number 9... Spot on

clevvermind:
i did not know that ladies are also in love with it.

Nw u knw

Tallesty1:
New Year's Eve has always been a time for looking back to the past, and more importantly, forward to the coming year. It's a time to reflect on the changes we want (or need) to make and resolve to follow through on those changes.

Below Are The Commonly Made New Year Resolutions You Can Chose From.

1. Spend More Time with Family & Friends
Recent polls conducted by General Nutrition Centers, Quicken, and others shows that more than 50% of Professionals vow to appreciate loved ones and spend more time with family and friends this year.

Will you do the same?

2. Fit in Fitness
Regular exercise has been associated with more health benefits than anything else known to man. Studies show that it reduces the risk of some cancers, increases longevity, helps achieve and maintain weight loss, enhances mood, lowers blood pressure, and even improves arthritis. In short, exercise keeps you healthy and makes you look and feel better so make exercise a priority.

3. Quit Womanizing.
Just like drinking and smoking, a lot of people have promise to stamp out their womanizing habit this year. Would you wanna join them? It is a nice idea and you won't regret doing it it.

4. Quit Smoking
If you have resolved to make this the year that you stamp out your smoking habit, over-the-counter availability of nicotine replacement therapy now provides easier access to proven quit-smoking aids. Even if you've tried to quit before and failed, don't let it get you down. On average, smokers try about four times before they quit for good. Start enjoying the rest of your smoke-free life!

5. Enjoy Life More
Given the hectic, stressful lifestyles of Nigerians, it is no wonder that "enjoying life more" has become a popular resolution in recent years. It's an important step to a happier and healthier you!

6. Quit Drinking
While many people use the New Year as an incentive to finally stop drinking, most are not equipped to make such a drastic lifestyle change all at once. Many heavy drinkers fail to quit cold turkey but do much better when they taper gradually, or even learn to moderate their drinking. If you have decided that you want to stop drinking, there is a world of help and support available.

7. Get Out of Debt
Was money a big source of stress in your life this year? Join the millions of People who have resolved to spend 2015 getting a handle on their finances. It's a promise that will repay itself many times over in the year ahead.

8. Learn Something New
Have you vowed to make this year the year to learn something new? Perhaps you are considering a career change, want to learn a new language, or just how to fix your computer? Whether you take a course or read a book, you'll find education to be one of the easiest, most motivating New Year's resolutions to keep.

9. Be Good And Help Others
A popular, non-selfish New Year's resolution, volunteerism can take many forms. Whether you choose to spend time helping out at your local library, mentoring a child, building a house, or Helping the poors and needy in your street, there are many nonprofit volunteer organizations that could really use your help.

10. Get Organized
On just about every New Year resolution, organization can be a very reasonable goal. Whether you want your home organized enough that you can invite someone over on a whim, or your life so you can attract your dream person, or your office organized enough that you can find the stapler when you need it, these tips and resources should get you started on the way to a more organized life.

Happy Chosing.

You Can Add Yours.

U missed it... Quit fornication n Masturbation

APC is working

Redoil:
did i hit a nerve? Stop supporting evil and it shall be well with you.

Who said APC is evil?

SAMBARRY:
whatever. You get my drift that's the most important

Lolz... Easy

The thought of GEJ loosing will b giving GEJ n PDP sleepless nights

noetic16:
19. in my innocence i approached these persons and informed them i am seeking for a cab or bus to gwagwalada. as part of their ops, they all gave different contradicting suggestions. eventually i settled to board the abuja metro bus as suggested by d well dressed lady heading to berger, from where i can board a bus to gwagwalada. i boarded the bus and so did she, i sat one seat away from her. at d next stop, a man boarded who sat between us.

Plz kindly explain to me wat dis freemason is all abt

clevvermind:
I was going through the music and videos in one lady's phone if i can get some good music and videos to send into my phone but to my amazement, i saw indecency videos in her phone. I was surprise because i thought that ladies don't watch indecency. I thought it was only guys.

How do you see this?

How do u mean? Z indecency meant for only guys? I know some ladies dat rock it big tym

The fear of Buhari is d beginning if wisdom for PDP

berem:
When will Marilyn Ogar and SSS issue last warning to Asari Dokubo and Edwin Clark? Or are they not guilty?

SSS works for d presidency

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This thread is worthy of fp... OAM4J , Afam4eva , maclatunji , Ngwakwe,
Ikenna351

The State Security Services, SSS, has warned the governor
of Rivers State, Chibuike Amaechi, and other political office
holders not to hide under the privileges of their offices to
make utterances that were against the general interest of
the nation.
The military had earlier upbraided the governor over his
remarks justifying the decision of some soldiers to protest
their lack of equipment in the fight against Boko Haram.
The governor has also been criticised by the government
over his comments warning of consequences if the 2015
elections are rigged.
In a statement issued by the spokesperson of the SSS,
Marilyn Ogar, on Monday in Abuja, the Service warned
that such utterances would no longer be tolerated.
Ms. Ogar said the attention of the SSS had been drawn to
inciting and unguarded statements and utterances by some
politicians ahead of the 2015 general elections.
She added, “Of particular interest is the statement of a
serving governor calling on men of the armed forces to rise
up in protest against constituted authority.”
The spokesperson said such were made with the intent to
undermine the government of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria.
“Such actions are irresponsible, selfish and against our
collective wellbeing as a nation,” she said. “It is noteworthy
that similar unguarded provocative statements by
politicians in the past had encouraged violence that
resulted in loss of innocent lives and property. It is
pertinent to note that no Nigerian is above the laws of this
land.”
According to her, the statement served as a last warning to
those seeking to truncate the nation’s democracy by their
careless and mischievous utterances and urge them to
retrace their steps immediately.
“This Service and indeed all security agencies will not rest
on their oars and are committed to the successful conduct
of the 2015 general elections in Nigeria,” she added.
(NAN)


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/173957-sss-issues-last-warning-amaechi-others-comments.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

SAMBARRY:
So children are no more safe in this country with the amount of beasts having election for their children much less a kid

Erection not Election

Y always Benin? Benin don dey enter d limelight for bad things

E no concern me... Afterall, Yar'Adua died while in office

alexdellafonte:
Lolz seriously?

Like seriously

MRMICKMEN:
its not even FTC whats the point? and have u filled up the space?

If u check well, u wud see dat I also commented on d fp... N am not one of dose FTC addicts

MRMICKMEN:
welcome to nairaland where blank space get 5likes and still counting. smh

It's called space booking

alexdellafonte:
C

I didn't cajole them like this man did to the little girl , its something both of us wanted @ that particular time, and need i remind you we are adults. Moreover do you know if I'm yet to have SEX ?

Dat question of urs is d joke of d century