₦airaland Forum

peckhamboi:
I have been wondering about this man's level of cluelessness for quite a while.

Sambo is equally as clueless, innept as his Oga at the top.

I wonder what we did to God to befall us this kind of calamity of two super clueless individuals.

February 2015 can't come soon enough
#COUNTDOWNTOOTUEKE

U get badt mouth. I can't just stop laffin

Otenestbestyaho:
heard a lot of muslims were in the plane, thank God that many muslims were killed. Buhari would have been inside the plane, it would have made my day joyful, more muslims should the killed this way. Amen.







Mean while











GEJ till buhari confesses his sins to JESUS christ
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Is dis d way u reason? Grow up nigga

The only two we know are PDP & APC. The others r just dere to share money... No Fresh Party... Lolz, National Conscience Party, wetin I no go hear for Naija

Dis is madness at its peak

DancingSkeleton:
I hia u

Confirm

DancingSkeleton:
ur joystick nor dey raise body?





Besides na harmattan we dey so

Hmm... U re killing dat stick small small. No dey disturb am, allow am make e rest

DancingSkeleton:
Hmmm











*** throws away d vaseline cup ***

Dis boy!!! Wetin u b dey use vaseline do?

GooseBaba:
....

It interesting to know that the vivalafrans is trying to help humanity through their sexual organs...

Through sex we know one can catch some very serious STD.....

But the Op wants us to believe that through choking the chicken, making the one eyed snake vomit will alter ones destiny... wonderfulumenti.....

Seems u sabi choke ur chicken wella

This world... See wetin oshofree wey dis woman dey find din cause... RIP to d dead

Crocz:
TB Joshua always see them before they crash (not so for his building thou, could be sacrifice to the gods)...and he always know where they crash


Just when his fame is going down, there comes another opportunity for him to pull a major popularity stunt

Just wait and see

Hmm

Read dis few years bk on vanguard

lacreamieboie:
nah bro... It's God!

Plus hardwork

lacreamieboie:
Sup guy... result for my ODE just came out bro! I had a B!!! can't believe it though... couldn't wait to share it with u!

Congratz bro. U shd b very intelligent

Y shd guys b running after her? She no even fine seff. Bt hw wud she successfully kill seven men bt cutting off deir manliness n dey wud nt shout for help

D record signing of West Brom n sits on d bench full-time. Dats y he doesn't know hw to score again

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So he fathered dis boy at age 15... At my age, wat M I still waiting for? Need to father my own child

Some human rights activists have called on the Independent
National Electoral Commission to restore sanity in the nation’s
electoral system by disqualifying President Goodluck Jonathan
and the Peoples Democratic Party from participating in the
February 2014 general elections.
The activists argued on Thursday that since the President and
the PDP knowingly flouted the Electoral Act which prescribes
N1bn as the maximum amount a presidential candidate could
incur on electioneering, they deserved to be sanctioned.
The rights activists – Debo Adeniran, Lanre Suraj, Femi
Aborisade, Malachy Ugwummadu and Wale Ogunade, also
slammed the police authorities for their indifference to the
open breach of the Act.
Section 91(9) of the Act reads, “An individual or other entity
shall not donate more than N1m to any candidate.”
Sub-section 10 of the same section adds that a presidential
candidate “who knowingly acts in contravention of this section
commits an offence and on conviction is liable to a maximum
fine of N1m or imprisonment for a term of 12 months or both.”
Section 91(2) of the same Act states that, “The maximum
election expenses to be incurred by a candidate at a
presidential election shall be N1bn.”
Adeniran, who is the Chairman of Coalition Against Corrupt
Leaders, said in an interview with The PUNCH on Thursday, that
the donation by PDP governors government agencies and public
agencies to the Jonathan campaign war chest was distasteful.
According to him, their action ran contrary to the call by the
Federal Government on Nigerians to brace for austerity
measures.
The anti-corruption campaigner also pointed out that the
donation by players in the power sector amounted to forcing
Nigerians who had been made to pay for electricity they were
not provided with, to donate to Jonathan’s re-election bid.
He said, “The donation of over N21bn is a demonstration of
immorality in government. This is a clear violation of the
Electoral Act that specifies just N1bn for expenditure in
campaigns. Then that many of those who donated are
government agencies accentuates the recklessness and
impunity that governs the minds of our rulers.
“In a country where the government is asking the people to
tighten their belts, its agencies are donating several
millions of naira.
“These also included the people in the power sector who have
not been able to supply electricity which the people have paid
for. This is to say that people are being forced to contribute to
the campaign of the incumbent regime and that is another level
of immorality.
“INEC needs to bar Jonathan and his party from participating in
the general elections next year because they knowingly
contravened the law governing elections in the country.”
He also challenged the Independent Corrupt Practices and
Other-Related Offences Commission to investigate the breach.
“It is not direct robbery that the police can intervene without
being invited. It is the duty of the ICPC to set up the Anti-
Corruption and Transparency Unit that has the mandate to call
to question, all the authorities that are violating transaction and
procurement rules like it is being perpetrated by Jonathan and
his political party.
“We expect the ICPC to move to check these financial
shenanigans. The ICPC does not need a petition before they
could act.”
On his part, Aborisade argued that since the police authorities
were fully represented at the PDP dinner/fund-raiser on
Saturday, they did not require any report or invitation from any
quarter to commence investigation.
He said the police “should not give us the impression that they
are only there to protect the interest of the ruling party at the
centre.”
“They are to investigate and prosecute crimes committed
against the law of Nigeria. The 1999 Constitution and the
electoral law have been breached and the police are
empowered to so act,” Aborisade, who is also a lawyer added.
While he made reference to section 4 of the Police Act to
corroborate his stance, he advised INEC to go ahead and
disqualify Jonathan and the PDP .
He said, “They are part and parcel of the Nigerian society. They
are fully aware. The police were well represented at the
donation. They witnessed it and they do not require any other
form of report from anybody. It is public knowledge and they
ought to have acted appropriately.
“But not only the police, even INEC ought to disqualify PDP
from presenting a candidate and ought to disqualify the
candidate of the PDP because they have flouted, in a very
disgraceful and condemnable manner, the Electoral Act.
“I think the INEC should introduce sanity into the Electoral
process because with that kind of donation, they are merely
saying they can induce every voter so that they can win the
2015 election.
“Our elections should not be monetised; they should be based
on issues or ideas that can uplift the lot of our people as
contained in the constitution.”
Also, Ugwummadu lamented that the donation had
demonstrated that “Nigeria has now become a huge theatre of
absurdity and one in which clear criminal actions and activities
have now worn a garb of comedy.”
He said, “On the day of the donation which was streamed live
on the television, I personally called the leadership of several
law enforcement agencies in this country to tell them that they
don’t need a complainant to begin to arrest those people who
were donating.
“And the fact that the arrest didn’t happen, even as I knew it
would not happen, clearly describes the poverty of the situation
we find ourselves which is indeed hopeless.
“We are now at the last bus stop before anarchy – that bus stop
where 18-year-old girls are now enrolled as suicide bombers in
legions; where crimes and criminalities are perpetrated with
impunity and encouraged by the ruling political party.”
The activist advised INEC to disqualify the PDP and Jonathan
from participating in the elections as “they have been involved
in a clear case of criminality.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/n21bn-activists-ask-inec-to-disqualify-jonathan-pdp/

englishmart:
enyeama has done very well for himself. But I see him finishing third

Actuali. I see finishing second, runner up to Toure

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The Super Eagles captain will compete with the
reigning Africa’s best and Gabonese star for the 2014
Caf player of the year crown
The Confederation of African Football has released the top three
shortlists for the 2014 African Player of the Year with Nigeria’s
Vincent Enyeama, Cote d’Ivoire’s Yaya Toure and Gabonese
forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang making the final cut.
Twenty-five players were initially shortlisted some weeks ago
before it was trimmed down to ten then later five through voting
from members of the Technical & Development and the Media
Committees.
The Head Coaches of the National Associations affiliated to Caf
will vote in their order of preference to decide on who the best
player in Africa is.
For the African Player of the Year (Based in Africa), Algerian
duo, Akram Djahnit and El Hedi Belamieri are in contention with
DR Congo forward Firmin Mubele Ndombe.
The winners will be announced at the Glo-CAF Awards Gala
scheduled for Thursday, January 8, 2015 in Lagos, Nigeria.

FINAL SHORTLISTS
Yaya Toure (Cote d'Ivoire , Manchester City)
Vincent Enyeama ( Nigeria, LOSC Lille)
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang ( Gabon, Borussia Dortmund)

African Player of the Year – Based in Africa
Akram Djahnit (Algeria and ES Setif)
El Hedi Belamieri (Algeria and ES Setif)
Firmin Mubele Ndombe (DR Congo and AS Vita)

Most Promising Talent
Clinton N’jie (Cameroon and Olympique Lyon)
Vincent Aboubakar (Cameroon and Porto)
Yacine Brahimi (Algeria and Porto)

Coach of the Year
Florent Ibenge (DR Congo)
Kheireddine Madoui (ES Setif)
Vahid Halilhodžić (Former coach of Algeria)

National Team of the Year
Algeria
Libya
Nigeria

Club of the Year
Al Ahly (Egypt)
AS Vita (DR Congo)
ES Setif (Algeria)

Football Leader of the Year
Moise Katumbi Chapwe - President of TP Mazembe (DR Congo)

African Legend award
Oryx Club (Cameroon) – winners of the maiden edition of CAF
Champions League 1964
Stade Malien (Mali) - runner up of the maiden edition of CAF
Champion’s League 1964

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4065/africa/2014/12/25/7386262/vincent-enyeama-makes-african-player-of-the-year-final?ICID=HP_BN_1

And most of dis state govs donated 50m Naira each to PDP... I weep for dis nation

lacasa:
EhmMmmmMmmm.....

Pls remind me again; who brought his militant kinsmen to nimasa andd gave them contracts at the peril of the navy?

Who made his kinsmen over night billionaires wt a host of presidential pardons?


Who made his wife the de facto rivers state god-mother and imposed crisis over a governor?


The list is endless

True talk

so Nigerians do wear clothes in 1923... Thought they used leaves then

davo90tico:
soyinka na wow oh no merry christmas from u abi u no dey celebrate am?

Lolz

espn:
Dis is clear intimidation..if truly they throw cash around and spend to intimidate..den it can't b money dey c frm selling laptop..dats jst money for boozing.

U re right

Soyinka Nobel laureate, Wole Soyinka, offered President
Olusegun Obasanjo an unusual Christmas gift Wednesday
by way of a 1,788-word biting response to claims Mr.
Obasanjo made in his new and controversial three-volume
memoir, My Watch.
Mr. Soyinka mockingly described the old general as “our
Great Immortal, the Unparalleled Achiever, Divinely
appointed Watchman”.
“Okikiola, [Mr Obasanjo’s middle name] the overgrown
child of circumstance,” was how Mr Soyinka called out at
the former president whom he characterises as an
individual with “capacity for infantile mischief, and for
needless, mind-boggling provocations, such as his recent
‘literary’ intrusion…”
Defining Mr. Obasanjo’s many public interventions as a
“compulsive career of lying” and the former soldier as a
“Master of Mendacity,” Mr. Soyinka promised a “full,
frontal dissection of Obasanjo’s My Watch for later, most
especially since the work itself is currently under legal
restraint and is not readily accessible to a general
readership.”
However, he described Mr. Obasanjo as “a seasoned
predator on others’ achievements – he preys on their
names, their characters, their motivations, their true lives,
preys on gossip and preys on facts, preys on contributions
to collective undertakings…even preys on their identities,
substituting his own where possible. Well, hopefully he
may actually believe in the inevitable End to all vanities?”
The two elder citizens have a long history of squabbles and
public disagreements, but in his current comments, Mr.
Soyinka is part-sarcastic, part-playful, but still broad-
sweeping, from the personal to the policy ramifications of
Mr. Obasanjo’s life story.
He derisively described Mr. Obasanjo’s pet possession, the
Presidential library at Abeokuta, as a “Presidential
Laundromat,” pointing to the circumstances of the land
acquisition as “morally dubious” and suggesting that it
was “blatantly developed through a process that I
denounced as ‘executive extortionism’.”
The fund-raising event for the library drew intense public
smack at the time, and now Mr. Soyinka likens it to the
recent fund raising for Mr. Jonathan’s presidential election.
“That obscene proceeding has certainly set a competitive
precedent for impunity in President Jonathan’s recent
fund-raising shindig,” Mr. Soyinka said, jeering at the
relationship of the two presidents.
Mr. Soyinka was at his most scathing humour when he
drew presumed parallels between Mr. Obasanjo, whom he
calls “our Owu retiree soldier and prolific author,” and an
admonitory fictional character in Fagunwa’s famous
Yoruba novel, Igbo Olodumare : “The seventh…. is not
among those who set out to improve the world but rather
to cause distress to its inhabitants. It was through
manipulations that he attained a high position.
“Having achieved this however, he constantly blocked the
progress of those behind him, this being a most deplorable
act in the eyes of God, and rank behaviour in the
judgment of the dwellers of heaven – that anyone who has
enjoyed upliftment in life should seek to be an obstacle for
those who follow him.
“This man forgot the beings of earth, forgot the beings of
heaven, in turn, he forgot the presence of God. The worst
kind of behaviour agitated his hands – greed occupied the
centre of his heart, and he was a creature that walked in
darkness. This man wallowed in bribery, he was chairman
of the circle of scheming, head of the gang of double-
dealing, field-marshal of those who crept about in the dark
of night.
“With his mouth, he ruined the work of others, while he
used a big potsherd to cover the good works of some, that
others might not see their attainments. He nosed around
for secrets that would entrap his companions, and blew
them up into monumental crimes in the eyes of the world.
He who turns the world upside down, places the deceitful
on the throne, casts the truthful down – because such is a
being of base earth, he will never stand as equal among
the uplifted.”
“Chei! There is Death o!” Mr. Soyinka concludes his
response, in biting reference to the First Lady’s famous
dramatic torment in the wake of the abduction of 219
Chibok schoolgirls.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/173763-obasanjo-seasoned-predator-infantile-career-liar-soyinka.html

President Goodluck Jonathan on Thursday re-echoed his
earlier advice to politicians to avoid sowing the seed of
discord and hatred through their utterances ahead of the
2015 general elections.
He also reminded opposition politicians that Nigeria does
not belong to anyone and cannot be considered anybody’s
personal estate.
Speaking at a special Christmas service at St. Mathew’s
Anglican Church in Maitama, Abuja, the president
reminded politicians of the need to base their campaigns
strictly on developmental issues and nothing more.
The president said he was always embarrassed by divisive
utterances made by some politicians, noting that those
involved in such do not mean well for the country.
“As a politician, you want people to elect you to perform
your responsibilities. If you mean well for the country, you
wouldn’t be fanning the embers of discord and hatred.
“Nigeria is nobody’s personal estate, but you want to serve.
If the people want you to serve, you serve. But if they say
no, then leave.
“So, I get embarrassed when we the politicians make
provocative statements, statements that create division
among Nigerians and that can set this country ablaze,” he
said.
He said further, “I don’t think that is what a leader should
do; it is not the kind of seed a leader should sow
“Those who take government by violence hardly end well;
examples abound in some African countries.
“So, if a politician is interested in power at any level, you
don’t sow seed of discord and enmity because it will
consume you if you try to.”
Mr. Jonathan thanked religious leaders and followers for
their continued prayers for peace and unity for the country
especially during this period.
He said the challenges facing the country could have been
worse without their prayers.
While describing the security and economic challenges
facing the country as temporary, the president assured that
“God will surely see the nation through them.”
He urged Christians to continue to imbibe the virtues of
peace, love, selflessness and tolerance which Christ
epitomise.
The president was accompanied by the First Lady, Patience
Jonathan; his mother, Eunice, and members of the Federal
Executive Council.
The service, which was presided over by the Primate of the
Anglican Church, Nicholas Okoh, was also attended by
some past government officials including a former Minister
of information, Jerry Gana.
The first lady read the first lesson drawn from Isaiah 9: 2,
6 and 7, while the president took the second reading from
Hebrews 1:1 to12.
In a sermon titled “The Jewish Messianic Expectations and
2015 Elections”, Mr. Okoh cautioned that the 2015 election
would be a critical period in the country.
He reminded political office seekers at all levels that
Nigerians have expectations, which border on peace,
freedom, security and general prosperity.
He, therefore, urged both serving and incoming leaders at
all levels and arms of government, to be guided by the
peoples’ expectations in their decisions.
The clergy man also advised Nigerians to base their voting
decisions on common good of all, noting that if they elect
people that don’t care, their conditions would be worsened.
On the security challenges facing the country, Mr. Okoh
emphasised the need for Nigerians to pray and work
together to put “an end to the reproach”.
“We need to stop viewing security issues as politics. It is
everyone’s duty to join in the fight against terrorism and
rescue our nation,” he said.
The cleric also cautioned vandals of power installations and
other national economic saboteurs to desist or face the
wrath of God and that of the people.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/173799-jonathan-opposition-politicians-nigeria-nobodys-personal-estate.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

blackCITIZEN:
The future is born, put the past in a casket.. We are tired of studying a 4-year course under six-seven years, we are wiser now... Our fellow christians are using our fate to play politricks. Where was dis document wen I spent 7months waiting for ASUU to call of their strike. Most Nigerian students are in malaysia, ordinary ghana, southafrica etc because of academic frustrations, dey have decided to chase money instead of dia dreams... I am a christian, and the only reason why we voted for Jonah in 2011 was bcuz he's a christian and thought he would do better but.... We're disappointed... Religion is not cultism, please don't be deceived... Evil is evil no matter who does it. Pray and have a deep thought so that God will CHANGE your mindset...
I stand for JUSTICE and PEACE, not religious sentiments.. Vote wisely... Thank you! CHANGE

Very correct

A Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to President,
Reuben Abati, published an abstract from secret documents
in his Twitter, exposing the information from Wikileaks about
Buhari’s 1983-84 governing years.
Like President Obasanjo before the 1999 election, General
Buhari’s political experience is limited to that of military
Head of State. Buhari came to power as a result of a 1983
New Year’s Eve coup against the democratically elected
Shehu Shagari. The eviction of Shagari came as a welcome
relief as did Buhari’s promise to root out corruption. That
relief, however, was short-lived as Nigerians watched
despairingly as the Buhari regime’s promises to revive the
economy and wipe out rampant corruption withered during
20 months of heavy-handed, largely ineffective rule.
In May 1984, Buhari ordered the brutal expulsion of 700,000
illegal immigrants from neighboring African states, jailed
hundreds of political opponents and muzzled a once
aggressive press. His loyalty to the military also came into
question as he dismissed 30,000 soldiers as a cost-cutting
measure. Buhari also soured Nigeria’s relations with Britain,
when he was accused of masterminding a clumsy and
unsuccessful attempt in July 1984 to kidnap President
Shagari’s brother-in-law, former Transport Minister Umaru
Dikko. Moreover, Buhari undermined traditional rulers
throughout Nigeria, slashing their benefits and questioning
their authority.