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Jaycool18:
.cos of u...from today, I'll stop chewing gum

'Surrendering' even as d OP is still writing?!

Icon4s:
For your info:
-Yakubu is the 3rd Highest scoring Nigerian striker ever, just behing Yekini and Odegbami
-Yakubu is the highest scoring Nigerian player in the EPL
-Yakubu is the 2nd highest scoring African in the EPL, just behind Drogba.

It is a pitty most of you only started watching football in 2010.

I feel u bro. Seeing d question, d Yak readily came to my mind but I quickly looked deeper: Yak 'solely' spoilt SAF's 76th birthday @ d Theatre of Dreams + plus other stories of him I've come across.
I actually started watching football in 2010!

Situational Irony!

koikoi2:
The Israelites were asking for change in their meal. Instead of biscuit (waifers) they were asking for meat. God became angry with them and fed them the meat dey asked for. Not too long they started bleeding meat and cried to God for forgiveness.

God is developing our Nation through Jonathan and some useless mofos are clamouring for change.
Remember that what happened thousand years ago in the wilderness can still repeat itself if we are not careful.

GEJ til 2019

We agree that GEJ has led us into the desert like Moses did.
So pls Dr. Moses Jonathan, we want to enter the promised land now.

clubone0502:
How did we get here...not sure which is worse..her constant goofs..or her hubby's

Both mehn! They do it pari-pasu.

Do u know the age gap between us?

Are u serious? I thought this tin is a joke.

I'm so loving this! I neva thought that Obiano (my own person) will be this good.
Keep it upper!

grocery:
Wonders will never seize

...sieze what?!

X = 6.

U have a point!

U go and get ur own son na!

No be small tin but why una dey abuse beer na?

Kessythegeek:
my prayer is may the good Lord give us the right leader deemed worthy to rule Nigeria...
if this is your prayer too hit like.... if you still believe in Nigeria hit share

Is ur prayer a registered voter? Has ur belief collected itr PVC?
Abeg commot for road!

Hahahahaha....

kallmemrB:
it all started as a play then to fun then to hobby then to habit then to attitude......finally it turns to a behavior and a way of life............

U funny o

It happened when Noah was telling them, they ridiculed him.
This one is nt supersition now, it's there for they that ain't ignorant to see clearly.
Thank u OP!

4th position will still play champions league play-off na.

Beautiful piece! Keep it up!

Mr Man, Hazard is a classy player! I think his size ain't doing any favour.

Cool stuff u've got here!

TrishaP:
Do you know that dieting can cause bad breath since less saliva is produced which leads to dry mouth? It's a fact!

I have noticed this.

darksuit:
please note that a sudden collapse of 1 of these political parties ....say losing the presidential election leaves some of their members as freeagents!

LOL

code6:
9 simple signs....1. when u spend money on her....2. if u spend more money on her....3. give her alot of money....4. give her much more money...5. spend huge sum of money on her.....6.give her more more money...7. give her plenty money....8. give her all ur money....9. give her ur ATM card n PIN

Wash!

@ d seminary hostel where there students from JS 1 to SS 3 when I was in SS 1, my classmate woke us up @ midnite shouting ' e jim gi ugwo'' (do I owe u?) repeatedly. I and another classmate went to his bunk n he was shivering and needed to piss. Come see as we carried our Rosaries on our faces in serious prayer. We went to d urinary holding d guy inbetween us.
He later told us that he advised a JS 1 student that complained abt his late grandmum disturbing him in the dream only for d woman to come after him.

Cool!

Fribery:
truth be told some of dese sexx positions are from d pit of hell.. how u go dey chop woman nyash say na sexx.. u dey suck man balls say na sexx.. BE WARNED.. truth is very bitter..

fribery..











heddiots should quote!!

U're right!

Serenity22:
I get what the pastor is trying to say, majority of those styles originated from pornography and we all know pornography is demonic.
Homosexuality, bestiality and all sort of horrors originated from pornography. People see it, try it out, like it and adopted it as normal. They proceed to teach others these ame things they copied from pornography.
Not like I am perrfect but if you read between the lines you will get what the pastor is trying to say. Therefore before you begin to mock the pastor, pray to God to teach you what to do and grant you a spouse who is ready to do God's will in every area of his or her life.
Donot think God doesn't care about your sexual life, everything counts before God even to the minutest detail. Before you practice that style as yourself where it originated from.

Remain blessed!

As in Noah's days, they mocked n ridiculed him for doing God's will. It's the same we're doing now.
U can imagine a 'common' Jesus turning things upside down then, how the 'civilised, learned n elited' felt then.
...history keeps repeating itself!

Hempe:
Rubbish POST!!!!!!!!!!!!

The post shd be in LAWMA section.

0b1nna:
Hehehe! speed train Jona n'agba di very okay.

Ka m kwelu na...