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Jacksonville:
all of you doubting.. I'm not surprised , but what I see is what I speak of.. I don't form revelations, I receive them. Its a norm , if I see something in your life and God permits me to speak, I will.

I don't need you to believe me already.

FSM or no FSM whatever you call it.. I saw its appearance and that's why I speak of it.

You said it's a fantasy, that's probably because you don't think for yourself. You are worldly and you believe what the world says.


But what I saw wasn't a lie and it appears to what you call "FSM".

Guy stop embarrassing urself... FSM, is just a made up idea by atheists to ridicule ur idea of God... Now u have started seeing it in ur vision. Do u see why we say u are delusioned. Now u wanna tell us that FSM is real just like ur God? U are sick.

And somebody actually liked it post

Jacksonville:
I love the way I make you feel right now.

I love the way am making ur God feel right now

Jacksonville:
The only God whom I serve and put my trust in is Sovereign and mighty God of Elijah. In his presence there is fullness of glory and power.

I remember the time I saw some fanatics praising 'FSM' and I pondered why. The LORD put me to a sleep state more like a trance in the Mid day. In the realms of the spirit, I Saw the flying spaghetti monster in battle with a celestial being, a god I think... This battle was a battle of thunder and fire. My spirit kept wondering in confusion ...I wasn't hurt neither was I touched by any heavenly entity hey.

The FSM is actually Greyish and big , he moves in the atmosphere and has ropy attachments beneath it like roots. He seemed to battle tirelessly , Then the Glory of God almighty appeared and every entity bowed, even I. I was without form but I had an awareness .

He's indeed a consuming fire as said in Hebrews 12vs 9. I felt a very warm sensation on my back as I bowed, I could not bear the glory. When he spoke from the high heavens, every entity vanished in the lower heavens .


He only spoke and the battle ended and every powerful entity vanished...Even when I came out of that trance, I still felt that warmness on my back..

This is a joke right?

Jacksonville:
Your sayings on this one are pathetic. If you don't believe in a mighty God like the Sovereign LORD, then I don't see any reason why you must counter the belief of a Follower of Christ.

Listen to urself... Oga, the reason why I counter your belief is because I don't believe. Jeeezzzz, how do these guys reason?

You should keep to your lane if you don't want to be saved. When we knock on your doors for your liberation and salvation , you reject us , so we have to dust our feet and leave your domain.

Follow ur advice and keep to ur lane, u can't come knocking on my door, looking for my trouble and when I engage u u start crying? U think the world is urs... Such insolence!!!

So as we leave you, you must leave us and make it your ambition to mind your business in matters relating to the kingdom of GOD.

ciao.

Now u are begging? U should have thought of that before u came knocking on my door

Pidgin2:
How ridiculous can you get? If I am presented substantial evidence e.g. The Bible of Santa I would have a look at it with an open mind not with bias like you and your kind are currently doing, I will respect the views of those who believe in Santa and would never insult him or call him evil names, I will not insult his adherence but treat them with love and respect because I will see myself as the bigger person (if I know my own worth)

But no way, according to you atheists, the only way to show your displeasure is to insult Santa, call his adherents all kinds of names, read his book and quote out of context, spend endless hours debating about him, complaining about being called followers of Santa's enemy whom you don't believe exist, doesn't this make you losers?

You can't ignore Santa and his followers since you have been claiming that you are more intelligent, instead you invade their discussions and demand for proof but ignore the testimonies even with hard evidence of Santa's numerous healing and miracles

I wanna know, it is your God that is angry about atheist's insult or u theists? Tell him to stop crying and take heart

God has disappointed him as usual...



Another prove that God is fake.


Anytime some dumb theists askme for prove that God does not exist, I will just point him to this thread

Pidgin2:
Who forced you to listen, was a gun held against your throat? I am exposing the way satan uses in stealing your time and I expect more of gratitude not insult but as usual you guys don't disappoint

Did I insult u? Why do u always like feeling persecuted? What in the world do u mean by who forces me to listen? What kind of rude statement is that? Are u suggesting I have the ability to be deaf or blind at will?

Btw who told u i want to shut my ears to ur preaching? I actually want to hear them for the sole intention of challenging them... As long as u are willing to always preach, deal with the challenges u will face.

What's this complain about? This is a supposedly all powerful creator we are talking about. The more u guys complain,the more u prove ur God is fake

Devil is not real, and God is just an illusion... And I can say anything I like about them because u believe.
Talk is cheap, if I see u displaying ur delusion like they matter, I have every right to challenge u.

If u don't want me to talk about ur nonexistent God, then shut up about it already.

This one pass my power

Pidgin2:
From a life of Joy and Peace

Lol,u can't be so sure. This is just what u want to think. U really don't know for sure if he has more peace and joy than u

Junia:
Lets end it bro
God bless you

Ya, just wanted clearly show u how faulty such thinking is... It's common with many theists. Cheers.

Junia:
I didn't just
Then he didn't actually understand what he was saying

Its like saying there are no dragons
And coming back to say dragons don't fly

How can you say an unexisting being don't fly

Someone who believes dragons don't exist, will also be of the opinion that dragons don't fly especially when he is discussing with another person who believes dragons exist.

He actually is saying that dragons can't fly because they don't exist. He just expects u to understand without always explaining.

Even if he believes God exists but does not answer prayer, it's still makes God useless, so why does assuming he acknowledged God's existence important to u when when in essence he is still of the opinion that God is useless.

Junia:
The worst reason to stand by

Well... If someone prays and his prayers are not answered, he can confidently say that there was actually no one to answer the prayer in the first place.

Junia:
How im i thinking ??

That his quote signifies he has admitted God exists. Don't just assume things

Junia:
No
Im just telling him that from his quote he has admitted that there is a God who he thinks does not answer prayers

That's wrong thinking... Please do well to avoid thinking this way... It's floored, it's even an insult to ur so call almighty God

Junia:
Okay that is what you think
Most atheists are aitheists because they didn't get what they want when they prayed

Lol, isnt this enough reason to be an atheist?

Junia:
I only cry for atheist because they are lost
They mention God's name and still say He doesn't exist
How dumb this is
Well its your own choice

Oga, mentioning God does not mean he exists. If your God exists he should show himself or prove himself to atheists. Isn't he supposed to be too big only exist when someone mentions his name. What kind of God do u serve self? If I say that a green mosquito with dog ears can't fly, does that mean that a green mosquito with dog ears exist?

Junia:
It pains me that you are lost and you are dumb as well
U claim God does not exist
U then say He has no power to grant wishes

Your quote just shows that He exists

Because you don't understand Him you have allowed the devil to deceive you that He doesn't exist
I pray that God should have mercy on you and reveal Himself to you

Since u say his quote that God does not answer prayer shows that God exists. Does that mean that u accept with his quote that God does not answer any prayer?

sonofluc1fer:

Na so ya weekend wan start?

This guy, where u de since... Happy new year.


Funny thread

I don't even know what the op is driving at with so many misconceptions


You feel hungry, u decide on your own to involve in activities that will make u seek for food. Does the God you worship make u know u are hungry before u go for food?

R.a.pe to the rapist is not wrong. It's something he enjoys doing and if not for the reaction of the victim or his victim's sympathisers, he would molest ladies continuously. That's why a rapist will do it until he is caught.

How ever, the world is not just for the rapist to enjoy, the victim reacts, she cries in pain, her loved ones feels her pain, they want justice, they want revenge. They need no moral giver to tell them their child/sister/friend, suffered during the r.a.pe. Over time, no one wants his ward to suffer in the hands of rapist and so the need for a law against r_ape.

Why will a God tell us that ra_pe is bad before we know it's bad? If u, get raped, do u need God to tell u that u something bad happened to you? If u see a ra_pe victim u sympathis with her becasue of what I know she has suffered in the hand of the rapist, u don't need any God to tell u to sympathise.

Of course you are free to think r-ape is good since morality is subjective, but don't expect your victim to give u a medal after going through hell in your hands.

cummando:
Please change your moniker! Cos if you don't believe in God then using that name is a slap on your ideas

Must u sound like a dullard?

Comedy thread


The bad thing is the his fellow theists will rather remain silent... Some will even make excuse for him.

Ok, pls what is this thread all about?

hopefulLandlord:
lol, seems everyone has the same opinion about him

Personally i would have loved him to shut the hell up. I think he should stick to asking atheists what they are doing in his beloveth religion section instead of embarrassing himself when science is discussed.

Dealing with Ebuka who has decided that making bogus unprovable claims means he was there when the universe was created is enough headache.

mekus123:
Abeg forget all this tongue in cheek diplomacy. She is dumb, she is dumb. Shikena

Imagine what she even posted. *shivers*

Lol... She is plain dumb. Imagine what a normal human posted on a public forum. Asking us not to ask questions but believe. That means all those students that asked questions in class are confused. Yet we expect Nigeria to be a great country... The bad news is that more than 80% of Nigerian youths think this way.

No wonder their fellow human will tell them he is a man of God, tell them they are possessed because they had sex or ate in dreams, ask them to pay tithe to God through them, ask them to come to church in Monday morning to pray for job and they gulliblly obey.

They obey all nonsense because they were told that asking questions is wrong, just believe and act like a fool, that's wisdom to them. I weep.

If this kind of person has the odacity to call atheists confused, then I think the meaning of confusion needs to be revisited in the dictionary.

hahn:
Most of the laws created by religion are based on hypocrisy and also to try and paint a world that is neither realistic or practical

That is why holy books such as the quran and the bible should be thrown in the waste bin as they do nothing but envelope our minds in wishful thinking and give us fasle hope of a "perfect" world that will never exist

How can people be this hypocritic and not see anything wrong with it is amazing. They preach it everyday, no one lives it, yet they feel perfect. I guess God loves hypocrisy

I often wonder if who ever gave this law was in his right senses when he gave such order. And to think that it was directly from a supposed intelligent, all knowing creator.

Humans can be good. Humans can be very good to each other, but it is plain impossible for anyone to love his neighbour as himself.

A man can make wonderful sacrifices for his neighbor, but no one can love any other as himself. Once that is done his sole purpose for being a human has been defeated.

Loving ur neighbour as ur self means treating everyone u see equally as urself. How is this possible? People, for some reason prefer some people more than the others. People evaluate others and decide how to interact with them based on perceived good or bad responses. People avoid pain and choose pleasure and loving ur neighbor as urself defeats this principle. If u love everyone as urself, u will be defenceless, and sort of stupid.

If everyone loves his neighbour as himself, there will be no competition, and everyone will act like a zombie. Given the need for survival, it is not possible for anyone to love his neighbour as himself.

Why will the creator give such a dumb law? Did he actually expect anyone to carry it out or was it just for the sake of it?

Ok, now that not even a single person out of billions of his creations has ever actually loved his neighbor as himself, does this creator feel like a failure for giving such law?

Or does anyone this it's possible for we naturally selfish beings to love our neighbours as ourselves?

KingEbukaNaija:
[s]Let's for a moment thank nothingness for having no powers , no properties , no compositions yet the universe in its grandeur pulled out from it just like that . [/s] help!!! They are messing up my God the creator here!!!

Lol

Anas09:
Don't even take Frank Seriously. He hasn't disvirgined a girl before, since he heard am celibate he has been hung up on it. I know he has been mastubating thinking about how it feels to disvirgin a girl.
Just ignore him.

Seriously? Do u think disvirgining a girl is fun... U are truly a novice. It's nasty and streeeeeesful.

Lol @ mastubating and thinking nonsense. How ever I still think u have a dirty mind. Psychologically, I don't think u are still a virgin, not with such a dirty mind.

luka1981:
For creating u with perfect body.

Are u saying that these deformed people shouldn't be grateful to God? makes sense.

Meanwhile why will God make me Perfect and not make them perfect? What was he thinking?


Some are clearly Photoshop, don't be gullible enough to believe everything... Well, u are a Christian, what was i expecting?

Anas09:
I hear you Frank, am sex starved now move along.
Don't so bothered about my celibacy am not related to you. What an irate.

Cool, the stop screaming it in our ear with ur irrationality. We don't care if u use padlock and lock ur hole. Just don't let it affect ur behavior here.

Sarassin:
Spirits are essentially formless, they are bundles of awareness and consciousness. If they take a form it is only so they can be recognised for specific purposes. They take no nourishment and though offerings are accepted by spirits it is rarely consumed, it is the act of giving that counts.

Wow@ the form of spirit, that's enlighting.
So if spirits do not take nourishment and do not consume anything. Why is it important we sacrifice to them? Why do they desire blood sacrifice? They don't need it, why is it necessary for them to act. Further, do they have emotions? Or are our emotions because of them? I mean, are they the cause of our emotions. Is it the spirit in us that makes us emotional?

Spirits abound in the air, the earth, fire and water, the spirits of the elements if you will. The first thing one is taught as a budding mystic is how to approach and work with elemental spirits.

I will give an example of what spirits are fully capable of, In one of my previous posts I alluded to a spirit boy I met, he was exactly that, a young boy, insubstantial consciousness and without form, we became good friends. I dated a girl whilst at Uni, she was brilliant, precocious and drop dead gorgeous and she knew it. She caused me a lot of misery and we eventually broke up, I was miserable for weeks.

My spirit friend decided to teach me a lesson, they are expert at projecting themselves and assuming different forms. He projected himself into the physical form of my Ex, but that wasn’t even the main issue.

He then proceeded to project all of the things I loved about my Ex on to the form and removed all of the things I couldn’t stand about her. In other words he assumed the form of my ideal perfect woman at the time. Whatever I required even before I uttered it…was accomplished, she was considerate, thoughtful, loving, caring giving, honey and lightness….Very quickly I realised I couldn’t stand that either. I learnt a valuable lesson.

Hmmm.

U mentioned something about atheists after death.. do u believe in hell? What do u think will become of Satanists after death? Does satan and Yahweh exist? Who is God?Does he exist? Have u seen him in one of ur moments?