₦airaland Forum

you must have heard that the government pays NYSC members just 19k, considering the fact that some corpers will bear the responsibility of securing accommodation for themselves. I think we can make use of the social media by trending our plight. #nyscallowance. let's go on twitter, Facebook and even on nairaland. remember, it's #nyscallowance

just heard that NYSC might be carrying out a survey. which means candidates may not be posted to their preferred choice. dont know if it's true oh. ''but u think am na''. don't you think the essence of the whole thing will be defeated if candidates starts to make their choices? na buhari govt oh, think

am skeptical about this information

I remember swimming the lagoon. this is so sad

how much did the national Assembly payed u to post dis crap here?

the Nigerian law is, was and has always remain a design for the benefit of the law makers and not for the masses.

as for Dstv I think their license should be revoked

terrorism is defined as violent acts or the threat of violent acts, perpetrated for a religious, political or ideological goal and which deliberately target or disregard the safety of non combatants(civilians).
The Nigerian state is responsible for the authoritative allocation and distribution of goods and services because it has the exclusive claim and monopoly over the legitimate use of the instrument of coercion. thus, the Nigerian state is suppose to see security and development as its priority.
Research has shown that the ecological factors (environment) of any organism regulate the behavior of that organism . for example, in kandhar Afghanistan, people over there live in a hostile environment as there is no electricity, no drinkable water, no good roads and as such, they tend to be hostile. no body who understand the meaning of love and good living would want to do anything that will endanger his or her life, but the uneducated and the people that have been abandoned by the state will always be the victims of terrorist recruit.

Who is The Real Terrorist?
A state that is unable meet up with its primary objective and still subject the people to outright suppression, dejection and ejection is a ................ A state that forgets the plight of the ordinary masses is a .................... A state that has refuse to strengthen its criminal and economic laws so as to discourage diversion of funds, is a ................ A state that is unable to stand as an impartial arbiter is a ............... A state that has refuse to convict the people who bought weapons for some organized terrorist group is a .............. A state that supports the embezzlement of funds. by the suppose machinery is a ..................

organized terrorism can only thrive if the state. wants it to thrive. no body or group is stronger than the state. Thats why its called the state.

terrorism is defined as violent acts or the threat of violent acts, perpetrated for a religious, political or ideological goal and which deliberately target or disregard the safety of non combatants(civilians).
The Nigerian state is responsible for the authoritative allocation and distribution of goods and services because it has the exclusive claim and monopoly over the legitimate use of the instrument of coercion. thus, the Nigerian state is suppose to see security and development as its priority.
Research has shown that the ecological factors (environment) of any organism regulate the behavior of that organism . for example, in kandhar Afghanistan, people over there live in a hostile environment as there is no electricity, no drinkable water, no good roads and as such, they tend to be hostile. no body who understand the meaning of love and good living would want to do anything that will endanger his or her life, but the uneducated and the people that have been abandoned by the state will always be the victims of terrorist recruit.

Who is The Real Terrorist?
A state that is unable meet up with its primary objective and still subject the people to outright suppression, dejection and ejection is a ................ A state that forgets the plight of the ordinary masses is a .................... A state that has refuse to strengthen its criminal and economic laws so as to discourage diversion of funds, is a ................ A state that is unable to stand as an impartial arbiter is a ............... A state that has refuse to convict the people who bought weapons for some organized terrorist group is a .............. A state that supports the embezzlement of funds. by the suppose machinery is a ..................

organized terrorism can only thrive if the state. wants it to thrive. no body or group is stronger than the state. Thats why its called the state.

A little humour


Marriage Software

This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst
(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems
initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

.... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!

Yours,

Systems Analyst.

with light skin chicks like this, the future is bright, bright enough to know that in the nearest future we are going to have ugly, irritating light skin ladies running around. wetin cause am? na bleaching

u watch. too much spy movies

Unknown gunmen shot and killed six people at d/line port harcourt

when a political rally is held, some people see huge supporters but i see a mammoth crowd of unemployed people created by the state to be used for things like this.

i can't even remember the last time i used tissue paper, strictly on water things

LordMecuzy:
I Need Twenty Five for My Girlfriend.

How Much?

Gees!!!!! 25? Ur babe go sabi mess oh

Dollarjunkie:
What is NNPC? I ask cuz here in France, recruitment exercise don't run from 2012 and enter 2015. Thatz 3 good years!

u are 1 rediculous fellow, am sure u don't know how to fasten plane sit belt. How u take reach france?

al queda bread

Bagani:
Who is she cos we dnt know her here in Russia

let me trace her history 4 u, her mum is decedant of moscow, born by oromove, son bleklosky, brother to medvendev,that is related to konchesky and half brother vladimir lenin who is a name sake to vladimir putin

iceberylin:
This is probably a village movie,i bet tonto got a Tattoo on her neck

People still dh watch Nollywood movies

every d1k and harry knows she's got a tattoo on her neck. Wats ur point hater?

goofyone:
How come we didn't know this all this time? So not fair!
Nigeria historians have so not done us fair.

how come u av not been reading ur books?

mjameslarry:
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get yourself a job, even if its a 3low job

Jeezbaby:
Someone should just give me her number,I just want to speak a word into her life dat will make her life not to remain d same again. Who d hell does she think she is? Just one word for is enough.

u want her number? U dey digg gold?

i see chilli fries in this pic, if anybody sees different thing, let me know

see lie CGPA 6.5, that means she finish d CGPA, come add more.

Timijo:
I agree with you. I told my boss who is a white man but he is yet to be convinced.

is he mr English?

Nine Gun shot, Nine spirits in the sky, Now Nine mamas gona cry

my slip don cut again

mine is mama sunday, the second movie is brother hood of darkness

wat a hard way to die