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tdayof:
no b only run d pilot go eject on air then parachute down... Off uniform comot...

lolz

tdayof:
no b only run d pilot go eject on air then parachute down... Off uniform comot...

lolz

see as the 2nd guy dey luk favour big meats....lolz not fair ooo....Vist GeekLogic.net Nigerian tech blog....

tdayof:
God bless the NAF!

But op 4 air strikes? Four missiles launched?


Too small...
Nigerian air force is so so outdated still using alpha jets? Let say the South Africa air force breached our air space.. Are you telling me we will send in this toys?

Jonathan should for once try investing in our air force...

@least try getting some
Shenyang J-11
Sukhoi su-30MKi
Chengdu-j10
Or probably mig-35
From China or Russia

If this kinda jets breach Nigerian air space. o Boi Nigeria AF go run ooooo....Chai government should be curious with Nigerian AF

Easy4reel:
complain to ur lecturer or go to GNS general office (beside saat annex)....0r beta still, report at CRC

thank you I"l goto CRC

franciskaine:
According to Niyi Osundare one of Nigeria's best poets, he avers that the earth is ours to plough, not to plunder... The earth is ours to plough and plant, the hoe is her Barber, the dibble her dimple. In essence he's trying to emphasize that nature does not need man to exist but man needs nature to exist, therefore we should handle nature with utmost care and caution.

These words have been with me all through my early school days and thus shaped my life and fondness for nature. Below are graphic wonders of nature which will wow you. My question is can there ever be anything more beautiful, sublime, perfect and quintessential than nature? Indeed nature is awesome!

See nature wait ooo...Nah which state for 9ja bi dis?

franciskaine:
According to Niyi Osundare one of Nigeria's best poets, he avers that the earth is ours to plough, not to plunder... The earth is ours to plough and plant, the hoe is her Barber, the dibble her dimple. In essence he's trying to emphasize that nature does not need man to exist but man needs nature to exist, therefore we should handle nature with utmost care and caution.

These words have been with me all through my early school days and thus shaped my life and fondness for nature. Below are graphic wonders of nature which will wow you. My question is can there ever be anything more beautiful, sublime, perfect and quintessential than nature? Indeed nature is awesome!

See nature wait ooo...Nah which state for 9ja bi dis oo?....
I rep GeeKlogic.net

Cutehector:
u see ur life. well its in d internet sha. Go nd dwnload d ebook

lwkmd

thaoriginator:
I don pay cash. Wash 2, take 1. That's how nice I'm.

lolz ...oya when do I start?

Am a student from SOS year 1.
I think Am the only people having this big problem right now. Concerning GNS101 few days back I change my GNS101 default password which is futarian and replace it with a password of my choice. Ever since, then I haven't been able to login in to post on GNS101 i have try place my current password only GOD no how long. Despite all positive attempt I still get " Invalid login, please try again",

And the worst part of it is that the portal developer [DNT NO WHO] didn't create a "Forget Password reset page"
Pls is there anyone who will help me resolve this very dis disturbing problem? I don't want to loose GNS101 mark please someone help me..

searching4love:
I REALLY HOPE THIS DUDES ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL SKILLS ASIDES THIS GIBBERISH THEY SING ABOUT BECAUSE THEY WON'T BE IN THE LIMELIGHT FOREVER . LIVING THE GOOD LIFE AT A VERY YOUNG AGE COULD BE VERY DELICATE COS MANAGEMENT OF WEALTH HAS TO DO WITH MATURITY OF THE MIND. WizKid IS DISPLAYING GROSS IMMATURITY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY COS HIS STATE OF MIND IS NOT MATURED TO MANAGE SUCCESS.

I HOPE HE WON'T END UP LIKE SOME PREVIOUS LOUD MOUTHS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY WHO CAN NO LONGER RENT A SELF CONTAINED ROOM AS OF TODAY

HMMM YOU GAT A POINT DER

aniobimartin:
nairaland don give small boys like you power. If you see me one on one, you fit follow me talk?

lolx nah you Bi WizKid or skales?

thaoriginator:
I get like 3 of those for my garage, different colors. Dust don cover dem self. Any car washer here?

if you go pay me 50k each I go do am

Good tin am learning Martial Art and judo.. I go beat d muscle woman ehnnnn...

Woow òmõ dey look lyk the 1st justice league of american chai... see outfit and chest logo... dem be superheros oooo

Cutehector:
u got wet? Seriosly? U get puzzy?

lwkmd I mean cum oo...not wet

UncleSnr:
This is Bako in Kwali Area Council of FCT-Abuja.

Woz this Police station build in the 1940s?

CharlesNneji1:
I got over a hundred email this week from guys who want to know "how to talk to a girl"...

...and today i am going to address that question..

These 3 ways of talking to girls that i am about to pour on your laps always work like magic, every single time. with just these three ways of talking to girls you can get them to become addicted to you, always come around you and basically love to be around you like crazy. Turn it up just a bit, use it on your dream girl and you will have her sending you love texts like her life depends on it

Go through these strategies then ask any girl around you weather they work and my guess is that they would give you a resounding yes.

Before i go into the strategies let me quickly tell you why these strategies work.

stay with me

Here is the thing;

- One; girls always get guys coming around them - every single time. walk through a girl's Facebook inbox and you will be marveled at the tons of unread messages in it. In real life, same thing happens - they get approached by guys all the time. an average girl gets approached by at least two guys every week or two guys everyday if she is pretty (that's 4 guys every week)

This attention gets to a girl's head, she starts feeling like a prize and when that happens shakara steps in.

- Two; Girls are bombarded by loads and loads of boring guys everyday. it can be tiring, trust me - what they do is to filter away the boring guys and focus on the more interesting ones.

If girls don't like talking to you long in real life and in social media then it means you are not communicating with them in these three ways i am about to reveal. If girls always give you "k" and "lol" on social media, it is not because they are rude - it is because you are plain boring (that is the painful truth). but here is the good news, you can change how you communicate with girls and become a more attractive guy by using this 3 strategies

here they are -

1. Teasing
2. Sarcasm
3. Bedroom talk

#1. Teasing:

Some guys can be a big nightmare to girls. what girls hate like crazy is a guy who keeps asking tons and tons of question when they discuss with them. questions like: "how was your day", "have you eaten", "hope your day was good", "hope you are fine"

all in one chat/conversation.

This is boring, it bores the hell out of girls.

You have to be more interesting than that if you want that girl to find you interesting. You have to flirt with her using the teasing strategy.

how does this work?

simple - teasing basically means to make fun of a girl in a playful way.

let me give you practical examples - Instead of coming to a girls Facebook Picture and commenting with "Beautiful Picture" (which is boring - every guy does it), You could flip this around and comment instead with - "Comot here joor, you are too sexxxy for my liking, i can't date someone like you."

To a guy, a talk like this is silly (i know) but to a girl it works like magic. (Try it right now, go on Facebook and try it out under a girl's picture and watch her reaction).

More examples - You could call up a girl and instead of asking her "did you think of me?" (which is as boring as hell and makes her feel like you are begging to be thought of), the best way to start the conversation is to playfully say - "I know you've been thinking about me all day so i am here to free your mind" *smile* "how are you". The reason why this works on girls is that it:

- makes you different from other guys who are boring
- Makes you appear confident.
- Makes you more attractive because by making fun of her you give her the impression that you are not trying to impress her like other guys do (and nothing is as attractive to girls as a guy who doesn't try to impress them like a puppy)

Now note; it doesn't matter what you say but how you say it. someone can say the above things and it will seem like he is arrogant while another person would say the exact same thing and it would work like a magnetic magic on a girl. so the right way to tease a girl is to always make fun of her with a smile. it doesn't mean saying nasty things to her; the right way to tease is to always make it seem like you are playing around with your little sister.

for more on how to tease a girl and the right ways to go about it so as to make her see you as a potential boyfriend in minutes, that is where my e-book comes in (see my profile for a picture of it), in it i went into very deep details on how to tease your way into a girl's heart - no matter how tough or hard to get she is (to get the e-book you can add the number above on watsapp and send your messages to it or call the number on my profile).

PS: will continue with the other two strategies in my next posts on this thread. stay tuned. meanwhile you can visit my website (see my profile)

Stay tuned.

Ooooo you have exposed my own special scope ooo...chai
ceriously am use to those kinda words.. but me don't no she go stylish fall ooo Ehn bro tanx for reminding me ooo.. I will continue using my 007 secret LA Scope...
The last tin ha8 when talking to a gal is example
Cindy You much more Adorable and cutey than Prince Diana or petty Monalisa..... and she said k
Or have found a golden Apple in your eye.... that one hell waste of sweet mouth... oya babe drop your number make I blow your head with LA sweet mouth

drnairalov:
1. Mtscheew!! What is bad in me asking if you have eaten, (who knows, u might not have food at home and I want to help )

2: what are you wearing? Why cant I ask that, for all I care he might want to know if you are wearing what he bought for you, or you are clothless so he helps your situation

3: did you miss me? Sigh...smh for you.. Funny enough if he doesn't ask these questions you be d one saying he loves you not

4. did you go to church?.... seriously you have no point here

5. don't you go out? .....I see you are lonely you need a man... * cheers

Yeah criously she need a wild man,not a romantic man

Cutehector:
nneka chai. U r a very very bad girl. I ddnt knw u were like dis. so u like wen he wil chain u to d bed and do nutty tins to u kinda romance ryt

A beg tell me d book name make I go buy am oo... am a dude

2dice:
Ehn ehn
some girls are worst all they reply is
ok
yes
no
aiite
hmnnn
u are not serious
seriously
maybe
no p...
Till the dude hangs up..
But if its that Guy she loves..
His airtime issa Gunner

meaning?

Cutehector:
lol wen u r totaly and completely lovestruck for d guy, u wil just send it to him even without him askn

yeah I have this crazy gal that claims she loves me... she sented me 6almost unclad pix I got wet sha

Sexycleopatra:
Lol guys dr r tinz you all do evrytime dat makes us laff evrytym and the high time you stop doing it, the berra for you. Maybe its d reason why dat babe you'v been eyein doesn't call you. Now here are some funny questions guys normally ask wen the call we girls

1: have you eaten? ( Like seriously? Why why why? If I havnt eatn nko? Would u buy a whole mega chicken restaurant for me?)

2: what are you wearing? ( Fig leaves!! Duuh) watelse would I be wearing if not clothes

3: did you miss me? ( No I Ddnt miss u, I missed my period!) Lool

4: did you go to church? ( I swear we aren't pagans, dats why we pray for a God fearing guy! So we should be askn u dat question!)

5: don't you go out? ( Lol wats your business if we don't go out? We dnt want to be raped or kidnapped dats why we stay indoors)

Lol ladies add yours.

Abeg not all ladies that you ask most of this question will feel embarrass ooo.
Don't speak for all speak for your self....
All this you wrote are this things you don't like...shikena.

It's really and down grading which time a gallant and brave nigerian hero goes down during a battle. Naturally during battle a hero will go down but it's becoming so reoccuring as if i was ment to happen.
No hrass words am on the good side. Ceriously I don't blame Nigerian army when they commit mutiny. I blame the government for that. Each time I see our brave heros battle photos I get shocked with my mouth open.. WHy? Because our heros are use old weapons sometimes it jamd. weapons,that we gaint of africa shouldn't be using. Let the government prove to use that the word "GAINT OF AFRICA" isn't just an ordinary word.
We've been battling this unrely terrorists called boko haram for about 5years now. And now this long battle is going to be over within a short of SIX WEEKS to me I smell politics. Within those five years of hard failed battles. The war haves made the military wife widows ,has made people homeless,children fatherless and motherless, constant fear and stigma on most people..
Nigerian military use to be the number one in Africa you check now and not sure it's within the top five.
I was watching a video on YouTube and to my shock I saw Nigerian army running for a battle against book haram,seeking refuge in the mountain. And this unrely wicked being were happy and celebrating destroying military jets,military arsenal,vehicles and buildings. I was so sad I pause the video because, I observe something.
1..Army fighting with no good body armour.
2..Old guns.
3..Fews ammunitions for battle.
Then, I said to my self this guys are in for a suicide mission. It's only God that will help then.
Let's take for example when you see an American military you will surely no there high class weapons, the military uniforms, body armours There almost invincible. Nigerian army our hero's are brave and ready to go down but, they'd not fully equip still yet they still invisible.
I said to my self it the government will provide state of the art weapons that will make this animals run forever, unlimited numbers of ammunition, high class fighter jets etc... Surely boko harams would, have long been history.
Indeed the war to me is politics let pray to God to touch our leaders to remember the military so that this long term battle will be history

It's really and down grading which time a gallant and brave nigerian hero goes down during a battle. Naturally during battle a hero will go down but it's becoming so reoccuring as if i was ment to happen.
No hrass words am on the good side. Ceriously I don't blame Nigerian army when they commit mutiny. I blame the government for that. Each time I see our brave heros battle photos I get shocked with my mouth open.. WHy? Because our heros are use old weapons sometimes it jamd. weapons,that we gaint of africa shouldn't be using. Let the government prove to use that the word "GAINT OF AFRICA" isn't just an ordinary word.
We've been battling this unrely terrorists called boko haram for about 5years now. And now this long battle is going to be over within a short of SIX WEEKS to me I smell politics. Within those five years of hard failed battles. The war haves made the military wife widows ,has made people homeless,children fatherless and motherless, constant fear and stigma on most people..
Nigerian military use to be the number one in Africa you check now and not sure it's within the top five.
I was watching a video on YouTube and to my shock I saw Nigerian army running for a battle against book haram,seeking refuge in the mountain. And this unrely wicked being were happy and celebrating destroying military jets,military arsenal,vehicles and buildings. I was so sad I pause the video because, I observe something.
1..Army fighting with no good body armour.
2..Old guns.
3..Fews ammunitions for battle.
Then, I said to my self this guys are in for a suicide mission. It's only God that will help then.
Let's take for example when you see an American military you will surely no there high class weapons, the military uniforms, body armours There almost invincible. Nigerian army our hero's are brave and ready to go down but, they'd not fully equip still yet they still invisible.
I said to my self it the government will provide state of the art weapons that will make this animals run forever, unlimited numbers of ammunition, high class fighter jets etc... Surely boko harams would, have long been history.
Indeed the war to me is politics let pray to God to touch our leaders to remember the military so that this long term battle will be history

folaski:
READERS BEWARE!!!!!

PLS DON'T READ THIS POST QUOTED ABOVE BY "mlapenna" IF YOU DO PRAY THAT IT WILL NOT BE YOUR PORTION OR ELSE YOU MIGHT BE INITIATED INTO SATANISM. BE WARNED.!!!!!!!!!!!

Noted thank your sir....I have prayed against it... I claim it in Jesus name.. Amen

skimpychick:
@God2man I'm for real o. I didn't ask u to do the prayer. Its for anyone who wishes to break out from a covenant. I asked for ur email add. Need to ask some questions.

this is my email address Phranqmaykus@gmail.com

Daninya11:
Sleeping with someone wife is like scooping fire in your bosom.. What Happens when you walk on hot coals.. You can't pacify the husband when he finds out..
In my place, a woman can be charmed by her husband. The moment she had sex with another man, his joystick will begin to waste away right inside the woman vagina so the man can die on top of the woman after he must have screamed his lung out.. If he is lucky to live, a stronger herbalists has to be sorted out for to revoke the spell of the charm.
You are not even permitted to covet after the wife of some one else.
Na you dem go blame not the woman oo
No free food in Paris..

nah magu Bi DAT nah

rawpadgin:
she has been asking me to have carnal knowledge with her
i brought the issue here some time ago, as expected i go a lot of good advice & some pretty crazy ones as well
i did some of what i was advice to do yet she wouldn't stop her evil act.
mata fact she categorically told me that the more i tell her off the more she gets attracted to me
right now i am thinking of embarrassing her in public
here are some of our conversations:

hope you don't mind me asking you this questions?
1... what you age?
2..are you physical and muscular build?
3...how tall are yu?
4.....guess d madam age and tell?
5.....How long have she been begging for sex?
lolz please do reply back I"l give you a solution to your problem.

Saw this pictures and I decide to share dem. Afro Candy cute daughters
My question will this cutey girls follow there mother ugly way?

I must confess am DAT kinda guy....

pacifique:
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super advanced warship chai.. impenetrable ...dis 4way GEJ bring nah baby for this killers ooo

pacifique:
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Nigeria no fit get this aircraft carrier ooo.. ahhhhh
see d country's way get am