₦airaland Forum

White guys and tiny dicks are like rice and beans

Congratulations to her!
Chai

Hard to understand this post OP

mad people plenty for nairaland

Wizkid or davido go claim say they buy another one.
But odogwu said the truth.

Really good of him

OP is 100% correct.

In summary: EVERY GOOD THING ALSO HAS A BAD SIDE, AND VICE VERSA.

Mofo got me glued to my screen for some secs before I noticed it was a photo bombing.

shortIGBOman:
Yes oo. We have succeeded in ISLAMIZING over 70% IGBO in the EAST.

See their hands like baabi yallah!

Beggers

The guy has always been a Muslim.


No be today

They are helping to reduce the world of useless humans.

What happened to Africa and their mentality?

Who did we offend?

TheOldGods:
I can only drive one at a time. I made a good choice buying these cars, do you know how much cars cost now? It's a very good investment I made. I can't drive two at ones, when I am driving one, I cover the other with cloth etc

Okay, I rest my case here.

Enjoy your wealth anyhow you like bro.

It's your money.

Imagine this Godforsaken country leaders.

Nigeria is doomed!


Disgusting set of poli-thief-cians.

TheOldGods:
so you only have to be married to enjoy your own hard work and wealth. You better delete that mentality

Bros, man gots to enjoy his hard work now, not by buying 2 fuel-consuming SUVs.

At least buy one car. It's still the same enjoyment my bro.

Owning 2 fuel-consuming cars is like dating 2 parasitic girlfriends.
But this time you are dating 3 parasitic girlfriends.

Chai!! Guy you dey try ooo!

OP you have 2 cars but you are not married?

How do some guys reason?

Sometimes I wonder oo! A bachelor driving 2 cars, not even fuel-economy cars, these are fuel-consuming cars for that matter.

Do you even have a fixed asset or something before buying a car?

cushxene:
Well it was one of this days when i was
walking down the hall way to submit my
project to my teacher in the staff room i
passed the principals office and hard a
wierd noise......
i peeped in and saw her naked rubbing the
vibrator on her wët p***y damn i was about
to leave wen she spotted me and called me
back i walked in and coverd my eyes she
laughed and told me to lock the door behind
me.
I did that and she came over to me with her
big bôōbs bouncing.
To her every step she smiled at me and said
"i know u want it"
Dat was like a spell to me cos i went hard
immediately as she started losing down my
belt.......
chaiii see how u guys concentrated to the
story but if i was preaching the word of God
you could have kept scrolling
just take a few second of your time to type
"GOD FORGIVE ME ALL MY SINs"

"GOD FORGIVE ME ALL MY SINs

Last last OP, I know say siblings can be annoying sometimes but you gotta go back to him. Calm him down and talk some sense into him.
He's still your kid bro.

They nor know before?

Wow! Welcome back forest gump

Why would she apologize to Nigerians for what she did indelibrately?
The guy that had sex with her and recorded is a big fool. A local champion for that matter ooo.

Imagine, she's apologizing to hypocrites.

I hate nonsense!

She just need the D....


Carry her enter bedroom now.

Drama queen


Legend of the Attention seeker

That guy is not even a simp.

He's an idiot.

Some people are saying they are his sisters, and so what?

cryptofredoom:
If you read through my write up, you will notice I had refrained from sex till I was over 30 years old. And my wife is the first woman I had sex with.

We had sex once after our traditional marriage, even though she accepted to do it reluctant and gave the excuse of not wanting to get pregnant before the white wedding. Which was mainly due to the church rules I presumed.

Fasssssssssssst forward... for the Christian brothers and principled men who don't want to engage in premarital sex, be wary of such decision. It is synonymous to going to market and buying a non-tested hi tech equipment.

The pains of not getting it right is enormous, it's not worth the risk. This past six years have been full of regrets, and I am forced to seek solace ' outside the box'.

Bro, I encourage you.

Please look for another wife.

Divorce that woman, she will never Change.

Seems like her vagina was mutilated. She will never change.

MaZee1:
I earn 2.7m monthly and I don't consider myself rich yet

Bros Mazee1 wetin dey sup now?

Why you dey talk like this?

2.7m naira every month no do you? Haba!!

seanwilliam:
When you reach that stage , you will understand.

Few years ago, the highest money I spend on food at cateen was 500.
Today , I mostly eat in eateries which will cost me atleast 2500 per meal .
If I go two times that’s 5k X 30days ( 75k)
That is someone’s ‘good’ salary on food alone .

Before you add other bills like data, fuel, nepa, subription, family and friends , house rent etc,


The more you earn, the more your taste improves ..

I used to say I can’t use phone above 100k , I said after all phone na phone, today , infact my phone and laptop alone is a little less down a million,
This is not show off and that’s average and normal thing to do ..

And no matter how miserly and frugal you spend , there are some things that will improve about U, and mind you everyone has money draining habit in one way or the other.
It could be gadgets, cloth, jewelry, women, cars , food etc..
And don’t assume single people don’t have responsibilities, infact, bills they pay is more then what some marriage peeps pay.

500k is very very good for a single man in Nigeria regardless but can’t be considered rich .

Rich ke? If he’s the jaiye jaiye type, how much to remain .?
And life is not all about living miserly all in the name of savings. If you die, na people wey no work for your money go chop am clean mouth.



With 500k he’s better than most salary earners but in true definition of ‘rich’ , he’s not. He’s just maybe comfortable depends on the bills he pay .

May God lift up our hands

Hmmn!!!
Na wa oooo!!

Amen to your prayer bro.

The battery capacity turned me off immediately.

Attention seeker

Many people in this kwuntree won't make heaven ahswr

My dear kologirl it's your life, live it the way you want.


But can you take this candid advice from me?

DON'T ALLOW YOUR FAMILY BACKGROUND TO DETERMINE YOUR FUTURE.

YOUR FUTURE HAPPINESS DEPENDS SOLELY ON THE DECISION YOU MAKE TODAY.

He won't be accepted anywhere else.