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Person wey na thief money dem take pay im mama bride price, im maternity fees, im school fees and na thief money make am Rep member today no even get to talk abt thief, cuz na thief im be.
He who comes to equity should come with clean hands.
Na 423 billion im papa thief for Kaduna.
423,000,000,000 Naira.

I dey see pple dey hail am cuz e don beat drum small, rouse their emotion and dem don get erection.
Gullible Nigerians.
Make dem dey use una brain dey play golf over forks and spoons, meanwhile prayers have been sent to their mailboxes for the happy holidays.

Abeg who fit Google the name of the person wey bring this tradition for kneel down for woman?
That inventor really do men strong thing cuz I can't find the inventor in the Bible or Koran.
Na who really invent this thing?
Na Galileo or Vespucci or na Drake?

Na una sabi.
Wetin I dey think na how I fit get one of those dogs, make I take am cook better pepper soup use watch EPL 2morrow.

Which japa una dey talk again wey concern exchange rate?
Those ones wey dey use leggededbenz through Libya no be Japa be that?
Somebody mention 25 million sef.
If you get 5 million+ for this naija and you decide to japa, then you no get sense, not to talk of 25 million.
Just use the money plant Plantain or cassava and thank me later.
E don tey I never see that kind thread for nairaland like " I have 1 million, please suggest a business for me".
Naija na wah, pple wey get idea no get money, pple wey get money wan japa.

@God1000

I like you cuz ur threads are balanced 2day you show us Ukraine attacks and tomorrow you show us Russian attacks.
Today you show us Israel and the tomorrow you show us Hamas/Hezbollah/Houthis.

I mean we are getting the crude balanced picture of attack and defense.
Terrorism by both sides.
Kudos to you.
Not too long ago, I thought you were biased and boy o boy u did prove me wrong.

Don't be like Jacqueline.questle aka Botragelad who will only show us Israel bombing hospitals but will not inform us of when Israel is under attack.
He will show us Ukraine/Nato ATCAMS , Storm shadow and drones bombing Russia but he will not notify us that Putin just promised a PlayStation 6 multi-missile game with Ukraine which has just started.
I can see him viewing this thread right now.
Jacqueline.questle aka Botragelad aka Am Israel chai should be given an honour by the Jewish state.
That guy love Israel like die and I love and hate the guy at the same time.

God1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gpr7PSS180




https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/12/20/russia-ukraine-war-live-deadly-missile-attacks-hit-ukraines-kyiv-kherson

After all read here, I propose that @Okoroemeka refund that guy 50% make both parties accept loss and settle amicably make dem close down this thread.
What do you think?

@Okoroemeka, please stop selling seeds as it will ruin your reputation and stain your white agbada.
I have read all your pepper and garden egg writeups from Genesis to Revelation and you sef times without number have talked abt difficulties in seed preservation, grading and final germination on both local, EU/USA and the Cameroon variety.

@Xpol
Truth be told, pepper seed germination dey like 1xbet.
I am a pepper and ginger farmer too so I know what I am talking about.
One time we bought 2 cans of 50 g Avenir F1 Technisem original from the company with expiry date 2 years+, 1 can sprout more than 85%, the other can no reach even 10%.
We followed all the best practices, there were no ants, no reptiles, nothing but the 2nd can germination was very very disappointing.
We no go Technisem make dem refund us, we cut our losses and moved on.
So if you can accept my proposal that @Okoroemeka refunds you 50% of what you spent and let's move on like gentlemen and you delete this thread.
What say you?


@Okoroemeka, Pls stop selling seeds as some will come back to bite you in the ass.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions and 99 good plus 1 bad is equal to 100 bad.
Sell only seedlings or sign an agreement with any seed buyer that he will pay your money 100% before shipping and you will not be responsible if it germinates or not to avoid stories that touch the heart like this one.

Na Odili start perpetual injunctions for dis Nigeria no be for 2020 e start.

BuharisBoy:
Corruption remains a pervasive issue in Nigeria, undermining governance and economic growth. The judiciary, which should be the last bastion of hope for justice, often plays a contradictory role in this fight. In many cases, Nigerian judges have frustrated anti-corruption efforts through questionable rulings, procedural delays, and complicity with corrupt individuals.

One glaring example is the tendency to grant questionable injunctions that halt investigations or prosecutions. For instance, several high-profile corruption cases involving politicians and business moguls have been delayed indefinitely by court injunctions. In 2020, a federal court issued a perpetual injunction barring anti-corruption agencies like the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) from investigating certain political figures. Such rulings effectively shield corrupt individuals from accountability and undermine public trust in the judiciary.

Another issue is the use of frivolous technicalities to dismiss cases. Judges often focus on procedural errors rather than substantive evidence, allowing corrupt individuals to escape justice. A notable example is the case of former Delta State governor James Ibori. After being acquitted in Nigeria despite overwhelming evidence, he was later convicted in the United Kingdom for the same offenses. This discrepancy highlighted the failures of Nigeria's judiciary in handling corruption cases.

Judges themselves are not immune to corruption. Allegations of bribery and undue influence are rife in the judicial system. In 2016, several judges were arrested by the Department of State Services (DSS) for allegedly receiving bribes to influence rulings. While these arrests were initially seen as a bold step, many of the accused judges either had their cases dismissed or faced minimal consequences, further eroding confidence in the judiciary.

Delays in judicial processes also hinder anti-corruption efforts. High-profile corruption trials often drag on for years, giving defendants ample time to tamper with evidence or influence witnesses. For instance, the trial of former petroleum minister Diezani Alison-Madueke has faced multiple delays, despite allegations involving billions of dollars in stolen funds.

These challenges highlight the need for urgent reforms within Nigeria’s judiciary. Strengthening judicial independence, ensuring transparency in appointments, and implementing strict accountability mechanisms are crucial steps. Without a robust and impartial judiciary, the fight against corruption in Nigeria will continue to be an uphill battle, with dire consequences for governance and development.

Within the last 24 hours, we've had Oluchi - Oluwole - Isong.
SE - SW - SS
I swear, Nigeria is well represented in saner climes, make I no loud am.

Congrats to you Zackmann.

Dear nairalanders,

Note from the bolded below, say this Zackmann (no fault of his) was born into privilege and the source of of his golden spoon existence and the buying of bottle water @ 5$ is rooted in Nigeria.
E don first talksay im be Yankee by birth.
So when im dey tori u advice abt japa + gratitude make u wise up, cuz dis one no know Libya desert, im no know Cyprus nor Mexico route, im never ever pay house rent as im popsy/mumcy be don buy house since 19from for Yankee. im dey tell u make u japa but im dey reverse japa. Wonderfulkistan.

It's easier to make a million dollars in Nigeria than in the USA.
If u no believe am, na your mindset dey limit you no be me nor your village people nor PDP nor APC nor LP nor Church nor Mosque, ONLY YOU.
People don fry akara build duplex.
If you can't build it for yourself, build it for your children, even Zackmann popsy go mad say im pikin buy bottle water 5$, the life he is living even im papa no enjoy am 1/4.

If you wan japa, no wahala but japa wisely and legally, whole u are there avoid fraud and drugs and be ready 2 work/skool like a donkey for a long time.
Also know say japa no get format and everybody pommo no dey soft at the same time but above all avoid your fellow Nigerians.

I dey see Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan update of late for nairaland, if u try am your name na die.

Cheers Zackmann

zackmann:
I've been to a lot of countries, and I must say that the cost of living in Switzerland is really high. The average price of a bottle of water here is $5. When I arrived last week, I spent 55 dollars on a pack of bottled water, which didn't even last for a week. I've been here for 9 days now, and I must say that my bank account is really feeling the heat. Everything here is damn expensive. Switzerland is for the rich abeg. Nothing anybody wan tell me. Today, when I went shopping for groceries, I thought I was going to spend not more than 80 dollars, but to my utmost surprise, I ended up spending over 200 dollars on little items. When I was in Norway, Australia and Netherlands, I thought that the cost of living was high (these countries are quite expensive to live in), but this is just on another level. I'm leaving here on Saturday abeg, before my account starts wailing.

Guys, let me use this medium to drop a piece of advice. If anyone is advising you to leave Nigeria, show gratitude to that person, because he/she wants the best for you. I've been touring for 6 months now, and I must confess that Nigeria is a sh*thole. This is actually an understatement. If there was a worse word to use to attribute Nigeria, I'd have used it. Once I'm done with my travels, I'm permanently relocating to a European country. I'm just using this medium to gather my facts first, before making a final decision.

I'm an American citizen by birth, but I've not lived there for 2 straight years; I've been on and off. America is kinda cool, but I've no interest in living there permanently. UK and Canada are for introverted people, in my own opinion. Right now, I'm thinking of maybe Sweden or Germany for permanent relocation. I was forced to learn Deutsch, because I studied in Germany from 2016-2022; before relocating back to Nigeria, to handle my Dad's businesses. I learn languages fast, but it took me 6 months to almost perfectly learn Deutsch language. I now speak English, French, Spanish, Deutsch, Latin, and a little bit of Hebrew. I'll be posting more with time. Merry Christmas in advance guys.

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Why are you calling for a coup?
Did Tpain become President through a military takeover?
I am not supporting the excesses of the government at a time its supposed to reduce its expenditure.
But truth be told, were u not alive when Billions were allocated for national prayers?
How much was the cost of Diezani transparent bra?
Did you call for a coup then?
Elections have consequences.

NaijaSumi:
Nigerian army and Nigerian elders, have you all seen what you have caused. These politicians are nothing to deal with if we have Men of integrity in our security system.

We seriously need a coup against the reckless spending of these thieves... I can't wait for a Military take over since democracy isn't helping Nigerians... So far, it's been thieves governing us and even when we voted the right Man, they killed him, they also rigged election.

The solution is to gather them all and blow them up or Military take over... I wish we can have someone like Abacha again.

Dear Caterpillar operator,
Next time when dem send you to demolish house, ask if na army man get the house, e get why.
Just imagine as dem point u dat gun, then accidental discharge.
Wike no send u or your papa.
Na OYO u dey.
I don talk my own.

You cant register yesterday and be begging today, i can't help u even with data.
Use your original nairaland account if you need help.
Make e no be say, u no wan use your original account cuz you were standing on Tpain manhood with "it will favour me and my family ohh.
Just knowsay help go come no matter your political affiliation or tribe.
Good luck.

Staying393:
Pleased am in need of support for the sake of God my little daughter is not feeling well and we have already spent all the amounts with us right now but it remain very little amount to complete it to continue the treatment's she has been given to. i have all evidenced to this please try to support us. and by grace of almighty God both a cures and incurables diseases and illness shall never know it ways and it direction's to your life and including to all your entire family's and friends amen, please if it's 1k this my accnt and also my WhatsApp no. to verify this claims and even make a video call if necessary please

OPAY
80 65 76 60 39
Ab. A. A!

Hopesay when Christians go put their own, we no go hear Deborah 2.0?
Remember Charlie Hebdo?
I expect a serious Christian counterattack, InterMilan Mourinho style.

etrouble:
If you burn a single mosque, I am sure you all know the consequences, there may not be a single Church building left in Nigeria. He that have ears, let him hear

Can someone tell me why the Okafor of Lagos is crying?

Guy u dey make me laugh seriously.
Dat breasts and kpekus belong to mortuary attendant now.
I dey laugh cuz I remember like 10 years ago when my one of my guys wey na mortuary attendant for Lagos be tell me say im dey wait for Genevieve and Rita Dominic for im mortuary, say im must collect im share.

AmalaAtiEwedu:
wetin pain me na that beta breast wey I see wey waste
now I can only imagine the kpekus wey just waste too
not to forget the dick sucking lips

Only 421 million$?
If na for Nigeria, im go use that 21 million$ ontop settle EFCC lawyer make im rubbish the case, then Judge go throw out the case for lack of merit, technicalities or wrong procedures after e don chop im share by granting bail.
Infact, dem never yet born the Senator wey fit even propose death penalty for corruption in Nigeria?
Just to propose am ohh.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Senator above mentioned was aborted somewhere in Taraba state in 2015.

Lack of Force of your argument.
I thought we were having a civil discussion on the ballon d'or but since you failed to convince me or yourself with the superiority of your argument, you started hitting below the belt and talking about anger, traps and alternate accounts.
Why would I be having alternate accounts on nairaland for Bleep sake to write to you?
Do you think you are that important?
You have a very fake sense of self worth and self deception is the worst kind of deception.
I thought you were human but u fall my hand.
Don't include me in your nairaland battles with whoever.
If you don't believe in my points abt the ballon d'or good and fine.

I'll teach u another thing today, you can never win by the argument of force but rather by the force of your argument.

naptu2:
It's way too obvious that franvincoop's only purpose is to try and provoke me and he has failed.

However, let's ignore him and talk about facts.


Both the European Cup and the Champions League were/are organised by UEFA, were/are both the CAF African Player of the Year and the Ballon d'Or Africain organised by the same organisation?

What he is saying is almost like saying that the Ballon d'Or and the FIFA The Best Award are the same, but every sensible person knows that this is not true, Rodri won the 2024 Ballon d'Or while Vinicius Jr won the 2024 FIFA The Best Award.

Just like Abedi Pele won the 1993 Ballon d'Or Africain and Rashidi Yekini won the 1993 CAF Player of the Year award.

Why? Because the 2 awards are not the same. Every sensible person knows this and I don't need to waste my time arguing about it.

Why would I want to provoke you?
Have u learnt the meaning of ballon d'or? Or not yet?
Ballon d'or means a golden ball.
Rodri won a golden ball but Vinicius Jr was not awarded a golden ball.

The fact remains that I have taught you something that was not taught to you in school and through all your life experience.
I have taught you today the meaning of the ballon d'or.
Admit it or not but I know you will be thanking me in your heart.

Any golden ball given to any player, no matter the sport or the name of the award is a ballon d'or.
So seeing Osimhen and Lookman receiving a golden ball as an award in English is a Ballon d'or in French.
Too bad you can never speak French.
Your Tpain President was last month bragging and begging in Paris with nearly a whole cabinet + Governors if you must know.


You can argue that with your ancestors and remember no Nigerian/African dead or alive or unborn can talk about football when someone like Etoo is talking.
Only trophies wey Etoo personally get, pass the whole trophy cabinet of the Federal Republic of Nigeria regarding soccer.
Cameroon small in size and population but dem get big dick when e comes to soccer.

naptu2:
It's way too obvious that franvincoop's only purpose is to try and provoke me and he has failed.

However, let's ignore him and talk about facts.


Both the European Cup and the Champions League were/are organised by UEFA, were/are both the CAF African Player of the Year and the Ballon d'Or Africain organised by the same organisation?

What he is saying is almost like saying that the Ballon d'Or and the FIFA The Best Award are the same, but every sensible person knows that this is not true, Rodri won the 2024 Ballon d'Or while Vinicius Jr won the 2024 FIFA The Best Award.

Just like Abedi Pele won the 1993 Ballon d'Or Africain and Rashidi Yekini won the 1993 CAF Player of the Year award.

Why? Because the 2 awards are not the same. Every sensible person knows this and I don't need to waste my time arguing about it.

Na the same thing bros.
Na just name change same as European cup is now Champions ieague.
So should we not count those who won the European Cup and have never won the champions league?

I smell ignorance here.
You obviously don't know the meaning of Ballon d'or.
It is not an English word.
Go and translate it.
When you do, tell me what Victor and Lookman are holding in the attached picture.
Dat CAF is awarding the Ballon d'or today does not invalidate the other ballon d'or trophy.
Note the word ballon d'or and the physical representation of the award.

BTW, whenever football as in soccer is being talked about, Nigeria with 200m+ people can never raise their hand where Cameroon is concerned.
Fear that country when e concern football.
It's like night and day.
The amount of nations Cup trophies collected by them from our hand, the amount of nations Cup trophies in their possession, world cup appearances, Etoo for example has records which no Nigerian can dream of having in both the African Nations Cup, Ballon d'or and champions league etc etc.
Truth be told, J.J Okocha for example no fit lace Etoo shoe when e concern soccer.

naptu2:
Read the title of the thread, it says CAF Awards. If you list all the winners of the CAF Awards, it is clear that Nigeria has the most wins.

I remember very well when the Ballon d'Or Africain was being awarded. It is a completely different award.



2024

1) Ademola Lookman (Nigeria & Atalanta)

End of debate.
If u don't agree with this, you should also agree that Liverpool has only won 1 Premier League title ever since the EPL started in 1992.

Where dat guy wey bet him car say Supreme court go sack Tpain today?
Somebody should pls check on him abeg.

Where is Hisbah?
Shebi Borno na sharia state?
Make dem apply am with immediate effect.

U sef wey never yet get ILR dey chuck mouth?
Hmm...

Exousiang01:
She left the country when she was 7.
Some of these her stories are actually imagined.
We no even rate am for London at all.
make she dey her dey.

So when will you, your brothers, your father, uncles and grandfather build Nigerian University of Nigeria?
When?
Focus on the topic and stop being jealous of someone's private investment.
This mindset is a cancer which will never allow u to achieve 1/1000 of what Atiku has achieved in this life.
Happy Sunday.

KayB:
If the image of this country is not that important to Atiku, a former vice president of Nigeria, why is he now contesting for the number one position.
An ex vice president branding his enterprise in other country's name; AMERICAN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA is total disloyalty and a disservice to this great nation, especially as he'd served as Custom Officer!!!!!!!

Self deception is the worst kind of deception and mental poverty the worst kind of poverty.
I just hope that something was added to adjust for inflation.

Richtaiwo:
I wasn't there.

It appears you were there. Can you please give us the non audio story?

How Arsenal FC enter dis matter?
For your mind, na Arsene Wenger own Arsenal FC abi?
FYI, George Weah was never employed by Arsenal FC, but Arsene Wenger then manager of Monaco FC bought the player from TKC Cameroon to Monaco FC.

perdollar:
An Arsenal player was president of Liberia. Even though it was indirectly through Arsene Wenger

Wetin Geography do una?
Senegal?
Dis na crime against humanity and dem suppose charge u with terrorism for dis ur answer.

ofuonyebi:
FOOTBALL PLAYERS are gradually taking over as leaders of their Countries
In Senegal is George Weah Opong,...
In Georgia is Mikheil Kavelashvili...

I wait to see a day when a Nigerian Player will be thought to be fit to be President

BUT useless and greedy hakws in this part of the world with do-or-die politics character will swear with their soul never to see the day

I hate SadAfricans but I hail them dis matter.
If na RRS or DSS, na grenade and RPG dem go send for those miners inside dat hole.

Which camps are u talking about?
Audio camps? Who counted the camps?
No pics or videos of any of the alleged 22 camps?
How many terrorists per camp?
22 camps?
NA no sabi lie sef.

Richtaiwo:
At least they were able to gather that those camps were set up and passed the information to army. Is it your village oracle that gathered this information?

You can relocate to Israel and remain there.

Na dat Boko Haram Commander aka VP Kashim Shitman don trigger this woman now.
Where Reno, Bayo, FFK and Bwala dey for counterattack abi na damage control dis time around?
Next week, Aunty Kemi go drop another one.
Wetin I know be say na dis Aunty Kemi go freeze all those aza for UK wey Tpain, Shitman and co take dey hide 9ja money.

judatech:
Who go trigger this woman na🤢

Deport from Lagos to either Oshogbo and Onitsha.
U no dey dis corn tree?

Olachase:
why the matter con pain you pass leave them to do whatever they want in their country

If we too like we can launch drones and deportation buses, but who we won depot? Because those guys hardly cross to Nigeria

I dey crase to give online almajiri money.
Na audio donation aka flashing.
Only a Devilishbeing will open an account and in less than 96 hours will get more than 20 posts only on begging.
How im b dey survive with im damn sickle cell since b4 December 9th?
Somebody go soon curse am with the real sickle cell plus epilepsy join.

Fools.

AngelicBeing:
Very Kind of you franvincoop, cc@ Jasix