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How many Champions League did Mourinho win with Real Madrid? -1

Hotspurs:
nope, Mourinho was part of reason guadiolar left barca,he was beating Barca back then

BE WISE

bewisemasses:
Any article with d name Tinubu, d first five comments belong to the paid bots. If u r doing governance and not politics u needn't expend dis much resources on propaganda and propangandists

Dem go soon chain u again.

Wainey:
Actually, I used body spray on my private part cos I recieve alot of head.
It helps remove private part smell, I don't know for vagina buy for guys, it's good

You forget Mourinho also flopped?

drstranged:
It was SAME SEASON and SAME TEAM managed by Benitez who flopped that Zidane managed and succeeded in winning the champions league.
Also let us follow your analogy of the team being in their prime. It was the same team after their prime which flopped with lopetegui and Santiago Solari but succeeded with Zidane and Ancelotti.

@Dundalk hafa?
You just jam one of those nairaland lunatics fresh out of the academy.
How was the experience?

Dundalk:
thank God for life..

Space booked

So na like dis u take get type 1 diabetes..

DisLifeSha:
And you also deserve your under licked very well

Same Bible wey Cain marry im twin sister Aclima na im u wan make dem update?
Solomon wey dem say na im write some parts of the bible, how many wives im get?

JAMO84:
Has the bible been updated or it never prohibits polygamy in the first place?

Simon Gabriel dey carry bomb?
The son of Simon Peter and Angel Gabriel?

AntiChristian:
Sure your brothers were caught!

The suspected bombers are Lamba Goma, Filibus Danasa, Joshua Ali, Danjuma Sabo, Joseph Audu, [b]Simon Gabriel, Bulus Haruna, Yohanna Ishaya and Daniel Ayuba (who was the immediate past Secretary of PDP at Tilden Fulani Ward, Toro LGA, Bauchi State).[/b]

If Mark Angel like, let him make content daily for the next 10,000 years.
He will never earn nor smell 3.7 million USD, talkless of losing it.

Forgive himself? Who? Cultist?
U know how many pple mama im don kill?
U know how much blood im don spill?
If your bro or sis na cultist, na to just kpai am by yourself low key silencer cuz when rivals find dem come and dem no dey, na you dem go take hold body.
See as that Mommy don born wetin kill am.

EmperorCaesar:


She birthed a useless child


The guy brought agony to his family

He will never be able to forgive himself till end of time

Anambra again?
Make Tpain try separate the fight between Anambra and Ogun state.
If no be Ogun na Anambra, if no be Anambra na Ogun.
Wetin dey sup?

Why e be say beginning of the year + Trump Presidency dey manufacture virus for China?
Xi Jinping, abeg wetin dey sup?
But this time around ehh, even Lakurawa no go fit enforce lockdown cuz of Tpain doings and palliative stampede must collect 25% of 36 states plus FCT.

It's not the host country that decides oga.
Are you aware that you cannot force a country to take back its citizens?
Do you know if dem wan deport Nigerians and Nigeria refuse, those Nigerians will remain in the USA?
Highest wey Trump go do na visa restriction on Nigeria.
Are you aware of this fact?

BoldBrainz:
It's not mandatory to play host to undocumented migrants. If the host country decides to deport such elements, their origin nations should make plans to integrate them into the society, not threaten the country being plagued by the illegal migrants scourge.

The only way I fit die this kind matter, na to bring another big adult pig give the thief and wife make they cook am for my presence then chop am finish before evening, then I go fit believe say 2 people fit chop a whole big adult pig.

brain54:
Reminds me of a guy...

That had a small farm house opposite my poultry farm some time ago.

This guy jumped the fence into another pig farm in the area and stole a big adult pig. He and his wife cooked and ate everything throwing the intestines and other parts into the bush.

I came to the farm that morning and a sweet, pleasant and inviting aroma was all over... In the air. I was wondering what's up.


Only for me to learn later in the evening that a pig was stolen from the other farm. Immediately I heard that I knew who the thief was.

Police was invited and did their investigation and the guy was later arrested and sent to prison(even though he begged while the case was in court and the owner later forgave and let the matter die.)

He took the police to the place where he killed and hide the other unedible parts of the animal.

At the time the police arrested him in the evening he and his wife had finished a full adult pot of pork meat.

I can't even eat 3 pieces of pork without throwing up.

I just felt it was a useless, Needless and unnecessary crime at the time.

The extent some people can go!

This one na cut your goat according to your size.

brain54:
Cut your coat according to material...

Who was he trying to impress?

If you need money tomorrow, play either over 2.5 goals, only home team to score, Salah to score.

Apcshyte:
Liverpool will lose tomorrow, bet this and make money

50 motorcycles = 200+ terrorists.
3 per bike minimum + driver.
U and I knowsay dem no dey fat, that bike fit carry even 5 persons.

MasterJayJay:
Terrorism in the north is really on a crazy level. Those guys move in large crowds like locusts. 50 motor cycles? And they may carry more than 1 terrorist on a bike.

Ribadu will be opening mouth waa!

Just take a look and see that the government is inept, our security agencies are dumb, no intelligence. Funds meant for security are being looted.

Hundreds of cows being taken away and no drone could track them.

Those motorcycles were proceeds from ransom. Kidnapping is a lucrative business now because the government has failed. They only use trackers to track down those who criticize them.

Oh Lord, but why Tpain no visit on a Monday?
I for like to check something.

Talking abt serene villages, why not suggest he visit Iragbiji?

rinzaugustine:
Most of the luxury cars he is seeing are the proceeds of crime. You don’t have to become a criminal scamming people online to drive a luxurious car in a western country as good credit takes care of that as long as you are working . He should visit Abuja. Lagos is an unplanned chaotic city , full of traffic jams, no drainages, loud noise and those smelly black water dirty creeks a simple water management expertise would have easily taken care. He should have visited the serene villages of Oshun, Oshogbo, Ado ekiti , Akure, Ibadan villages to enjoy Nigeria

may, will, shall...
FEAR = False Evidence Appearing Real

She need to go pour that Wike 40 year old whisky for her Papa grave with serious apology to cure her from Munchausen syndrome.
Take it or leave it.

Make I just warn una, minimum sentence for drug trafficking for Ghana na 10 years.
I no wan hear later say make dem call Abike for help.

Good development, but why not by 500%?
Atleast e go help reduce all those nonentities wey dey flood nairaland with foolish comments and topics.
Elections have consequences.
Tpain abeg increase the pain.

Wetin person no go see for dis corn tree?
I thought it was only ibos that wake up their parents with sliding tackle.
Dis one wey Yoruba King dey collect 🤣 bicycle kick so, wetin I go call am?
Speechless

Man Utd wey sure to play Championship next season?
If Liverpool win with less than 3 goal difference change my name.

Your number 2 is only partially correct.
Let me drop the other half.

2. Raping a 1 year old and avoiding punishment by paying bride price and legalising the crime.

BlackfireX:
Benefits of Islam shariah to you kafris and munafikis

1. Breaking of beer bottles in the North but the tax money been paid by the bottling company are been received by our shariah upholding state.

2. Giving out a 9 years old in marriage so that they can be slay queens like hell bound southern Nigeria citizens. And following the example of our holy prophet who fuc.kk.ed Aisha ( 9years)

3. Using of Chewing stick was introduced by our holy prophet to you Africans

4.travelling from your country to come and kiss the pu.ss.y wall in mecca as validity of been a Muslim.

5. Marrying of Christians and Jewish ladies by Muslim men, but forbidding your daughters been married by the above mentioned.

6. Sleeping with a dead woman is halal( good).

7. If you wake up one day as a Muslim and decided you can continue with this false religion... according to the shariah a fatwa( declaration) will be on your head... you are to be killed by any Muslim

Do you still need more

3.

As far as I can tell, deadmen tell no tales as its only the fake Bishop that can tell us whether na early morning e land the woman house or na all night vigil.
I would take the latter cuz I no fit believe anything that comes out from the mouth of that woman but na only the man know the position+dressing wey e take meet fake Bishop inside room wey make am mad.

Blitzking:
A warning for all pastors...mind your business..dey go a married woman house for what..if he was truly having an affair with the woman he'll straight...instant judgement.if at all you want to mediate apply wisdom..early morning you don land woman house knowing fully well she is married..you didn't contact th husband ...you just run go her house might have gone there to pry on her emotional weakness...FOOLISH MAN OF God. I thought these men of God go in twos and threes when going for visitation..he went on his own accord God no send am.

You know your onions.

oyeb15:
He wanted Ameachi likewise his wife Aisha. But d cabal behind him including APC chairman wanted Lawan.
The progressives within d government wanted Isinbajo.

Nobody want Tinubu including all d governors in South West. But d man has position himself very well in Buhari government to challenge anybody.
Also he started throwing Dollars around with so much promises couple with faking I'll health and weakness .
People like Fayemi and El rufai thought they will be controlling him today but he chase them out after election like a thief

Emperor add volume, maybe Nigerians don't know the type of shit they are in.
The guy would ask for judgement by a Sharia court, he will pay bride price and marry that pikin.
Nothing, I repeat nothing will happen.
These things happen daily up North with children of less than 10 years.
Why una think say dem wan Sharia law?
This is one of the hundreds of reasons why.
Another is the acceptance of blood money.
One Nigeria we hail thee....

emperordelis:
This happened in the north,he will end up getting married to her and case closed…

But ur church go still collect offering and tithes from the ill-gotten riches abi?
Or your own church no dey collect offering and tithes?
What of donations?

PARADIZEPRIEST:
IT IS ALL VANITY TO GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD AND LOSEYOUR SOUL,STOP ENVYING MYSTROUS RICHES