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Go and write it down today with the date.

If Obi agrees to be VP to Atiku or Atiku agrees to be VP to Obi the result na straight one way ticket to Iragbiji.

We go dash una Kwankwaso make una add to APC own, on election day we no need to wait for INEC to declare results, we go declare results by midday.

Incase u wan drop insults as usual, my name na Atikulate b4 u go feel say I be obidient.

LegendHero:
Asgard leave all this long talk. Stop supporting Atiku & Obi, they cannot be president.

Divineevidence don drop divinequote.
I hail you baba, na divine give u dis inspiration.

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Thoroughly vet the woman you wish to marry.

Vet the women she rolls with, they'll definitely influence her.

Never be the retirement plan of a whøre.

Pick a wife from young, cultured virgins and never fall for the antics of a woman who has lost her pair-bonding ability.

A body count greater than 0 is already a red flag.

If you are handsome, connected, rich or influential; the odds of your marrying a corporate hoelowshow is very high.

Swallow the red pill without water and shine your eyes before yuu commit.

The streets are not smiling.
Stay woke.

After Buhari, the most influential Northerner na Atiku.

I no know how una go do am but the truth be say the crew wey get to rescue Nigeria na Atiku + Obi.
Whoever go be President and whoever go be VP between those two, I no mind at all.
Make two of them work am out.
None of them fit enter Aso Rock without the other.
I fit still add Kwankwaso as dash for Tpain.
Any Atiku-Obi or Obi-Atiku combination for 2027 na one way ticket to iragbiji for Remi and Tpain.
Know this and know peace.

and honeydew lemon

diamond68:
BRitish feces after eating shepherds pie

It's not the same as Nigeria.
You cannot have the highest number of votes in Nigeria without having 25% in 2/3 states.
It's impossible.
No one ever has and no one ever will.
I said it before and I am saying it again, Americans are the greatest hypocrites in the world followed by Muslims and Christians.
Americans claim democracy is a game of numbers, the majority vote wins and 1 man 1 vote but in reality votes in many states are more equal than votes in other states going by the electoral college which is inherently racist ab initio.

Kukutente23:
Same with Nigeria's rule of 25% in 24 states

It's to ensure spread

I wipe my ass with Nigerians.

See comments above me, no RIP, nothing nothing...
Something happened in Enugu, someone was robbed and killed but wetin di interest them na the person name, where e come from, im tribe, im head size, im religion...
Wait ohh, hopesay no be wetin I dey think?
Make e no be say Obidient pigs don already jump up for prove say no be ibo man kill aboki iron, thief im 100k for Enugu cuz dem knowsay Tpain corn chaffs go soon land for this thread for prove to themsay na ibo man kill aboki collect 100k for Enugu, dot region.
Abi I di see future or na future past tense I dey so?

BTW, I be Atikulated ohh, all insults are welcome Good day.

Roll like 5 joints with the height of a cigarette stick.
Buy new packet cigarette, if u be smoker, smoke 6 sticks and replace with the 5 joints inside the new packet and keep in your pocket.
You are good to go.
Make sure say lighter no dey inside your pocket

No ever go search for weed for strange city, wrong place wrong time for strange land na different level and u fit no survive to give testimony.
4get that person wey dey tell u to get bike man to show u around for strange land.
If the bike man di give skullarship or na kidnapper, how u go take know? No try am.
Your ruggedness end for your city once u enter strange land, use your number 6.
Landlord for Lagos na tenant for Abuja.

I dey always carry my weed.
Last 2 weeks I go attend my cousin marriage for Sabongari, Kano, after greasing the hotel manager i kuku dey smoke my weed for balcony for the hotel bar, one guy from Edo come meet me with im own weed dey smoke and we dey drink and gist from around 8pm to 4a.m.
We do small xchange sef as I been wan taste Edo stuff as e don tey like 5 years wey I never enter Benin.

Atikulated don arrive, our plane just touchdown right now.
I knowsay u be Helinues so I gat go straight to the point.

Under OBJ/Atiku, dem thief money wella, the money wey dem thief been dey go round and middle class been dey buy brand new cars, dem still pay subsidy.

Under Tpain, dem still dey thief money wella but dem no gree share the money, na only their family members di enjoy the money, dem remove subsidy, devastate the middle class wey even 3rd hand cars their hand no reach and even person wey get motor no fit drive am again cuz of fuel costs.

While Atiku been dey share 9ja oil money through subsidy, Tpain remove subsidy begin dey share rice.

We no dey wait, we di state na reality.

U be christian abi?
Those 7 years of plenty for bible na that Atiku their tenure and Tpain own na that other 7 of famine, strife and banditry.

I Diss you with Don't blame the youths by Orits Wiliki.

Salewa97:
Toh

The presidency don dey respond to the wailing.

Abeg, make una help us tell Atikulateds that the wailing is not allowed

Na now I understand your reasoning.
No wonder you get boil di confuse whether na Syphilis or na HIV... No wonder.

Wike and Atiku no be mate, if I lie ask Wike.
Money and influence wise, Wike dey watch cartoon where Atiku dey.
Atiku na former VP, Wike no go ever be Chief of Staff not to talk of SG of the Federation.
So na who win 2023 PDP presidential primaries, na Wike? Who lose? No b Wike?
So why your Wike still dey vex with Atiku onto say Wike G5 member Ortom im committee been declare the ticket open for contest by all Nigerians from North to South?
The best answer to a fool is to keep quiet and btw Sim don tell Atiku make im mellow down, say im go handle Atiku for am.

Your Tpain wey u love fit write Facebook post?
Talk less of deleting, im fit post?
Im don ever post or tweet for im life?
Abeg remind me wetin Tinubu talk about Deborah.
Im talk anything?
Continue loving Tpain, the next boil na for ya anus e go comot soonest and u no go feel just pain, u go feel real Tpain, we di wait pics of ya dirty anus for nairaland as we don already see your smelling armpit wey make person throwaway im beans for dis Tpain economy.

ChizzyBuna:
The moment I totally lost respect for Atiku
Was when Wike challenged him countless times and Still Atiku just quiet like mumu.

Wike can slap Atiku on public TV
And Atiku will just go home and tweet
Atiku that was forced to delete a Facebook post. Which kind yeye Leader be that.

I hate Tinubu ooooooh
But I will pick Tinubu over Atiku a 1000 times

As for Wike,
Nigeria should award Nyesom Wike for stopping Atiku from becoming president.
It would have been an extreme disaster than what we are facing now.

PapaNnamdi, e dey like na im real name ohh.
E pain am too much, see im lame counterattack.
Pls add more fire and pepper, spoil that name and account both online and offline.
Na online almajiri dem don become now.

I wan also beg you say make u add more of them.
Expecially,

1- E get 1 almajiri wey dey show us inhaler since last year, everyday inhaler.

2- Na dis almajiri dey pain me pass.
Dis one go dey beg, still inside the begging dey threaten say im go sell im phone by 7pm if dem no drop am something but lo and behold more than 6 months now im never sell the phone and e still dey beg.

Just watch front page, u go dey see dem steady and daily.
Their posts na always on 1st page for front page topics.

Thank you

Nnamdipapa:
If you apply for a visa with that name, they will pull social media record. I know say you never see plane before

I feel say na only global developers dey get cone head, I no knowsay afonjas too dey get that kind shape of head ohhh.

Dis guy no be Nigerian in anyway, person wey him journey start from Ohio, na Nigerian be that?
Na fake Nigerian im be ohh but Yoruba tribe.

Nigerians na those almajiri wey dey hustle biscuits for high court....

Una remember that buhari year of United African Republic UAR?
Hope u na never 4get say T-Pain been say im go continue where Jibril stop.

HIV+

Thundafireseun:
This guy loooooks drug addicted gay, hungry, sad, frustrated , depressed just to mention a few

Infact, I have 2 favorite chapters.
The gospel of Judas and the gospel of Mary Magdalene.
Read it and thank me later.

MJ, SK, Hemp, Loud, Colorado

surrogatesng:
What is 4-20?

Olusegun Tinubu
Olusegun vs Tinubu
OBJ vs Tpain
Tpain stabs OBJ to death.

Dis wan just dey express im wishes, imagination + fantasy out loud.

franchasofficia:
America is only respecting international laws by not taking out Putin.


America can sniff out Putin if they so wish.


Israel and US are currently testing and refining three unimaginable military technologies that will shock the world and once they are done successfully they will take out Russia not minding the nuclear threat from mentally unstable Putin.


If you are wondering what those new technologies are, one is an electromagnetic wave air defense system that will replace the current anti missile defense systems that operate on firing an anti missile to destroy an enemy fired projectile. With this electromagnetic defense system, no single projectile; long, short or medium would enter Israeli soil as it will be taken out even before it nears their territory. Israel founded this technology while US is funding it and refining the technology


The second one is a top secret which is a complete defense against nuclear warheads and strikes, and when they finally succeed with this, US will take out Russia not minding nuclear threats.


The last one is a real humanoid soldiers for ground invasions. They are almost humans with feelings and all but with more agility, strength, precision, daring and almost immortal.

China with their much advancement, fear US a lot because they know that when it comes to real military technology, USA is far ahead of any nation on earth and will never showcase their latest military technologies until America faces external aggression. A Chinese military expert said that the world need to come together to stop US from making further researches and development of military technologies that it's a threat to global peace that what US is researching and developing will put a lot countries under pressure and could threaten global peace. But Putin with his outdated military technologies think Russia is America's mate, I laugh

I fear who no fear USA and Israel.


If you add the alliance between US, Israel, Western Europe and Japan, the rest of the world is only but living at their mercy, it's sad but that's the truth cos these guys invest so hugely in research and tech and they are naturally blessed with super intellectual capacity to think and bring to life unimaginable things. I do envy them and wish to be born an America Caucasian scientist in my next life

Not everyone understands sarcasm.

HelenaWills:
You people have chronic comprehension issues on this site.
Avoid me please.

@ALTERNATEID

I don't know the difference u r looking for in this your long sermon....
Fact is, your whole write up has no foundation, so all those skyscrapers you are building with Justice Uwais, Tpain and OBJ are in your mind.
See, by using the word lawmakers in your beautiful writeup, you lied by omission via ignoring the fact that the very status of the so called lawmakers is still in court.

No court in Nigeria, even the Supreme Court can ever stop a Federal State in Nigeria from receiving its allocation as this is against the Nigerian constitution 1999 as amended.

Why do you think the CBN took sides with Rivers State? because they would be the ones to enforce that judgement, not police, not army or dss.
CBN no fit ever enforce that judgement, either a stay of execution for CBN to save face or CBN go pay Rivers state and disobey the court order in broad daylight.
Even under a state of emergency, Rivers state e allocation go dey flow.
Omo, so na wetin u b wan really explain?


Rivers state as an institution is an Executive branch of government, Judiciary no fit tell e shit abt how e wan run e affairs.
If you stupid enough to believe say any court fit stop Rivers state from receiving its allocation as per the constitution, then you must equally be foolish enough for gree say court fit stop CBN from disbursing money to FG.
To pass judgement is one thing, to enforce is another.
That judgement is not worth the paper it was printed on.

Na CBN know the importance of Rivers state, if Rivers state catch fire now now like in they bomb those pipelines Nigeria go collapse immediately.
Na CBN know how many barrels they need to sell in a day to run 4 budgets, na CBN know how e di handle debt servicing (hw many % of budget again), na CBN know how much im don borrow for future production, na CBN know how much Rivers state dey contribute daily in USD from those pipelines.
If Rivers state shock Nigeria now this 2024 eh,, Nigeria no go ever wake up.
When you check am finish and weigh what is involved, CBN go pay Rivers state.
The alternative if they bomb those pipelines in Rivers state, incoming dollar go just reduce, naira go reach 7000 to usd within 48 hours of the bombing of those pipelines, inflation go implode, that 15 trillion coastal road go reach 100 trillion, how dem go meet up the 4 budgets that are running concurrently now.

Obedients, Northerners and those who are against 1 Nigeria gather here, make I give una update.

If you bomb those pipelines in Rivers state now and reduce the number of barrels which can be sold daily, this "we hail thee" ship will sink and never rise again.


I repeat Nigeria has never ever been this vulnerable, if Rivers state shock Nigeria na direct default on our loans and become VENEZUELA at best or Bangladesh for worse.

This Wike vs Sim problem, if not handled correctly, is a fight that is able and capable of throwing grenades to a Nigeria on life support.

Tell them you heard it here first.

E b like say u don know rubbish again, your heart beat don dey irregular.

Na when red oil go kill ur mama your eyes go clear?
See mugu.
Go buy olive oil for your mama make she take dey fry akara.

Calitoscassius:
Is this rubbish above supposed to make sense?

Guy, u sent me email but I can't access it.
What's matter?
Drop your WhatsApp number here and I will contact you directly.

UBAHA:
My fellow Labour party agent have you heard anything about the payment? Did you provide your account and make use of the poll watch app?

Hope una take into consideration say some countries no dey grant nationality by birth?
If dem like make dem born u for air or for land, na u sabi? e.g HIV nation of xenophobes

Lies, lies lies
Who born you and who born the person wey born the person wey born u no die of cholesterol diseases na u wan come die?
Cholesterol related illnesses no go kill u how? wey everything u dey consume don pass through laboratory and all kind preservatives poison dey inside.
Palm oil wey pple don dey chop tay tay dey live reach 90+ years, na im u wan blame cuz u don learn how to dey speak English.

Anyway sha, I wish ya mama well.

Calitoscassius:
Okay, if you say so. Many Naigeerians consume food prepared with palm oil daily, atleast 2 times 7 days a week.



This is why many Naigeerian are suffering with colesterol related illnesses in ignorance. They believe it is lies that palm oil could make them ill. My own mother is an example.

Hear name Peculiar
Peculiar don show her peculiarity, wetin I wan add again

@randdigital

The food wey una don dey cook since post Madiba era, we West, East and Central Africans don chop am finish.
We just started to cook for you guys, we hopesay una go fit finish am.
Collective snake beating wey dey wait for una for Morocco no go easy ohh, I just dey give u warning 1 year in advance.
Just imagine wetin we go do una for 2027 Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda.
No be only Nigerians ohh, even Ghanaians and Cameroonians carry una for mind.
To be forewarned is to be forearmed.
Mark my words, Motsepe or not, una go leave CAF go join UEFA.

Brothermi, why u dey insult am nah?
Im never insult you.
If him no understand, leave am make him swim inside im misunderstanding.
Pple for nairaland plenty wey go read your comments even next week/month still get your clear and valid point.
Everybody no get the same level and speed of reasoning and analysis.

When u drop correct explanation like this with insults, most times e dey cause people to leave the truth in the message, come dey attack na the messenger, feel me?

Nice day to you

Exousiang01:
So despite all that I just explained to you so you can have a clear understanding this is your respond....

You lack ability for logical reasoning and I can't help you with that.
This is why I say 90% of Nigerian graduates have zero education....

If the video was enough evidence what have Fubara lawyers not used it as their key evidence in court...

You are ignorant someone is trying to tell you what you don't know instead of you to learn you are displaying stewpeedity.

This is why many of you remain poor and stagnant in life and them fake prophets cash out on your ignorance.....

You have locked your brain to knowledge.
You have nothing in your head and you still reject knowledge....
How fullish and pathetic......

Don't mention me again.
I hate stewpeedity with passion.

You think the law revolves around the nothing you have in your empty head....

We are outlining the facts of an issue you bleeting

Guyman, u pass through school or na school pass through you?
I no understand.

Benbellamor:
They have to withdrew it so as to do it properly... They have to go through the wards...after acceptance into their respective APC wards. They will then proceed to next thing which is to file an affidavits...so as it stands now...the withdrawn affidavit is a nulity void & of no effect... Can't be used for or against them...smart

You are right about everything except the bolded.
Therein lies their hypocrisy and their greatest flaw.
One man, one vote they say meanwhile votes don't count in the USA.
If you doubt, check the Electoral college and the faithless electors.
Every country has their own version of democracy.

spiSeyi:
Sane clime indeed . What most people don't know is most Nigerian politicians were breed in the US and they learned the dirty games of politics from the so-called US democracy.
The US only looks better because they are over 200yrs in this game why Nigeria is just 20+ yrs, and besides the US have a well structured economy and independent central bank, and judiciary.
As for the dirty games of elections the US is more dirty than any democratic nations but the media won't tell you because the US owns the media
[b]Democracy is a game of numbers [/b]and survival of the fittest. In a nut shell it's a game of jagba

@Legendhero

Wait ohhh, u sure say you no photoshop this stats to cause tribal war here? because I can't understand how 53 billion come be 204% of 31 billion?

LegendHero:
GOVERNOR'S OFFICE BUDGET AS A PERCENTAGE OF IGR

Say what you want.
The fact is Mandela is rolling in his grave due to wasted years in Robben Island.
If only I had known always comes last.
Mandela is seriously regretting wasting his lifetime for you bushwhackers while Dali was giving Winnie serious doggy.

RandDigital:
https://www.nairaland.com/8252566/south-africas-coalition-partners-quarrel

President won't sign that. DA minister just playing politics.

You heard it here first.

If CBN obey that unconstitutional order, the money to share to the other 35+1 states no go dey cuz we go bomb all pipelines make Nigeria just go broke, once and for all.
CBN na you we dey watch, just try and see, your coffers go dry pass stockfish and all those loans wey una collect for future oil production, if una like make una default dem go seize jets and yacht, embassies, MMA or Lekki port, nothing concern us for PH.
T-Pain watch out, Wike wan do scientific coup d'etat for Aso Rock cuz Nigeria go just collapse if anything wake up Niger Delta militancy to bomb oil pipelines as that your 4 abi na 5 budgets, no wan no go get head plus no USD since pipelines dey down.

I no wish anarchy for Nigeria but this court order don open Pandoras box, if CBN obey am, Rivers state go self destruct Nigeria.
.

Na u be the olodo here.
Did Jorginho not win UEFA champions league best player that same year 2020-2021?
Lying by omission no dey work with me.

So it's Jorginho's fault that he is incharge of PK? Is that it?
Lookman who is incharge of FK, how many times has he scored a FK?
Attacker wey midfielders dey score twice pass, na attacker be that.
Player without stats, na supporter im be no be player.
Lookman di play for naija after playing u19-20-21 with England cuz im no get space for 3 Lions even for bench, take it or leave it Lookman na average player and go continue di play for average teams, Fulham, Everton, Leipzig, Atalanta, none of which don win UCL.
Make him play final first for UCL make we see, why I di even go far?
Make him be Serie A champion first, then he go fit talk.
Europa League na for children wey dey watch cartoon.
Even Oscar Bobb of Man city get stats pass Lookman, not to talk of Rico Lewis or Foden.
Lookman no even get levels to lace their boots when e concern soccer.

All stats na stats, stop being selective and choosing the ones that please your warped narrative and discarding those that make you an empty vessel and magnifies your hypocricy.
Any stat you discard is what I will use to baff you with.

femi4:
I am referring to goal stat olodo

Not every player is in charge of PK

You can't say you are better than another player just based on goals especially when you are in charge of PK for your club. The season jorjinho emerged as one of the highest goal scorer in Chelsea via PK. ...did he win the club best player award