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Passport is not passport oga.
There is an International passport which you have which is Green and there is a diplomatic passport which is Red.
I mean in this same Nigeria not, UK ohh.

Chiefwandungu:
Hmmm! Is there a National Passport??! Passport is passport.

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Jasix:
Nigeria, a playground

I'm looking for three thousands to buy medication and what to eat. Wish I can be healed of this sickle cell anaemia so I can live a normal life. I'm tired. A student, an orphan, and sickle cell. 🥲

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EagleEYE17:
I'm sorry for reaching out here!
Pls assist me with anything, else my kids will starve to death. My family challenges has really put me in big debt , have sold valuable items have and still stranded. I'm begging with tears, pls assist me. God bless you more.

Some people will still prefer darkness even in the presence of light, their choice.

The HOA has the same powers over the FCT, that your State Assembly has over your State and governor.
We can all agree that the Governor must present his budget to the State Assembly for approval.
That lad who is telling you otherwise, ask him where does Wike present his FCT budget and supplementary budgets for approval?
Aso Rock?
https://www.nairaland.com/8034958/wike-presents-1.1-trillion-fct

The worst form of deception is self deception.

Senator representing Kogi West, Sunday Karimi, take note of that Senator, a treacherous human being but atleast he has something to gain or Wike to protect.
But you see Paraman or whatever the fvck his name was. He is just a fvckxn piece of $hxt.

DeepSight:
I am not saying they are his direct boss.
I am explaining to you the law of this country.

It is exactly what happens with cabinet members when they are summoned by Congress in the USA.
To say that the parliament cannot do anything simply means you dont know the law.

As I told you, right now, the NASS can pass a law banning demolitions.

You are too funny. There is too much they can do.
Like I said, its bribery and corruption that limits them, not the law.

Are you alright?
All the 36 states have a State House of Assembly right?
Which House of Assembly makes laws for the FCT?
Go and read Section 299(a) of the constitution of this zoo but pls don't reply back with innuendos and shifting goal posts abt Executive power or I will ask you why ur Tpain did not just approve the Tax bill in Aso Rock due to the Executive powers he is swimming in.
Kapisch?

Paraman:
Lol

Oga, Wike does not answer to the lawmakers.

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Jasix:
This is good for Democracy .
I wish someone can assist me I can get medication. Being a sickler is really very painful and heartbreaking. Wish I was never born into this world. The pains!. Need ten thousands for medication

Reality is staring you in the face but your mind will believe whatever bunkum it wants to believe.
1050 naira is just 420 xaf.
1L PMS in Cameroon is 840 xaf.
Did you notice that it was a private retailer Neptune Oil in Cameroon that bought from Dangote?
Whatever Nigeria is planning, Cameroon dey miles ahead.
Just name one thing apart from kidnapping and insecurity wey Nigeria take pass Cameroon?
Make I use reality konk u.
Oh, I forgot having a great number of ex-President and ex-Governors with zero achievements and lifetime pension.
Nigerian are now being refused entry to Cameroon at border crossings and deported back to Nigeria without any reason.
Engage me, I go post u evidence immediately.

9jatriot:
I suspect that if I fact-check you that it will be a lie, but then what about Niger, Benin Republic, Togo and Ghana?

When u say poorer, you assume you are ruch right?
I pity Nigerian wey think say Cameroonians dey suffer.
Ask yourself how many Nigerians are in Cameroon and how many Caneroonians are in Nigeria.
Ask the same question with Nigeria, South Africa, China, USA, UK and you have your answer.
The poorest Cameronian is richer than the porest Nigerian, take it or leave it.
A Nigerian can die of hunger but a Cameronian can never, I repeat never ever die of hunger.
Check even minimum wage and quality of life and health.
Cameronians dey enjoy their dictatorship government pass Nigerian democracy abi kleptocracy or na clitocracy.

ednut1:
Other poorer African countries are able to afford PMS but we cant. The thing is confusing

Tpain will handle the economy while Shitman will handle security.
How far?
Meanwhile Monday wey no sabi spell Tuesday promised insecurity to Edo pple.

Aunty Kemi, u no suppose send your aide to reply these people na.
If u wan pepper dem, just kuku freeze all those bank accounts with 9ja money for UK banks, seize all those mansions for UK and pass bill to stop all private medical treatment of all Nigeria and African politicians in UK.
If u do these things, u sef go see the results, no join dem in audio exchange make dem no stain your white, just show them your doings as I named above.

I have a job for you early next year.
I'll be in touch..Cheers

Will contact u early next year for a job, cheers.

Wetin dey happen for dis Edo State?
No be dis same guy been promise Edo pple insecurity?
Na who dem vote dis person?
Illiterates full Edo state, if not how come?

Normally, the Assembly supposed impeach am immediately for being unable to read the state budget.

Church is Church, no matter what they did inside

Followers of Christ, shebi una dey hear am?
When we say all Abrahamic religions are shit, their manmade tales and fables are not even as interesting as Shakespeare una go start ejaculate.
Shebi, una don hear am?
@Righteousness, your intervention here is highly needed.

geoworldedu:
It is bad to shift the goal post. Church is church, no matter what they did inside. Because Mary rubbed oil with her hair on Jesus' naked chest doesn't make Jesus less of Jesus. Jesus is still Jesus, no matter how Mary and Martha flirted with him.

Are you alright sir?

mencer:
Honestly what can 140M do in empowering the farmers 1 million for 140 farmers in Ekiti?

Una sure 1st say na the Real Davido?
Cuz Davido/30BG/OBO and other celebrities verified accounts wotowoto everywhere ohh.
I don talk my own.
Make we no hear 2morrow say Davido don dey bill am?

Na today?
Jacqueline.questle, u dey make me laugh so hard

You are calling them REBELS instead of terrorists, I laugh in Lingala.

Is Israel safer now with these Sunni terrorists?
Or was Assad better?
BTW the two which would you choose?
Honest opinion please.

Cuz I cannot believe that in 2024, someone would be calling a lifelong sworn terrorist a rebel.
Have u seen Jolani CV?
For me, if you say they are rebels, as you have said in your writeup, then you are a legendary hypocrite unless u can agree that Sinwar and Nasrallah are saints.


Cuz I also figure that even Assad would never have the balls to use those chemical weapons on Israel cuz he had it all along and Israel knew and never bombed it despite all the 10,000s of airstrikes on Syria by the IDF.
But these terrorists never yet settle una IDF don already dem bomb the chemical weapons so.
Hopesay u na bomb all and nothing no remain cuz rebels don take over wey sabi use chemical weapons not weak Assad.

To obstruct the flow of weapons to Hezbollah via Syria from Iran, una contribute and celebrate the ouster of Assad a Shia to install a Sunni terrorist.
Sunni Wahhabism, the real people wey carry terrorism for head don become una neighbor.
When u check Sunnis their track record and Jolani CV, the way I see it, e dey like IDF go try to bring Assad back ooo.
Well done.
Hopesay, no chemical weapons no remain for Syria oh.

Botragelad:
Source;
https://www.newsweek.com/israel-strikes-suspected-syrian-chemical-weapons-sites-1997472

B4 we wan enter dis matter, make im 1st give us evidence on Mohbad killing cuz im sef must know wetin dey sup.

No too loud am abeg.
Na the same thing dem do Yanukovich for Ukraine wey never end till today.
Georgia 🇬🇪 don already lost 20% of their territory to Russia - Ossetia/Abkhazia.
The coup in the form of protests wey EU/NATO dey cook for Tbilisi, anytime wey the food go ready, Russia go just take over the remaining 80%.
First to do, no dey pain.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Good luck to them.

EU guys have rejected democracy in Georgia🇬🇪 and Romania because their favorite candidates did not win election. The same clowns that imposed economic sanctions on Sahel States

I follow for the una
If Chelsea no win league this year make dem 4get am.
Next year league na City get am 4 sure, maybe this year sef lol.

ayorwizz:
So "una" don dey humble? 🤔


And "UNA" in quote cause I refuse to believe there are city fans

Amen sir.
On a serious note, I be wan really drop u something but I discover say na just yesterday u register.

Emmitext89:
God will make you have such sum to give out one day. It's a process Sir

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Emmitext89:


Pls allow these guys Hussle in peace. Life is already hard. Most of them aren't the owners of these tricycles. Una jus wan extort from them.
Abeg even if it's a thousand naira, let someone be humane enough to help me with. I'm without anything edible for days now I swear.
6 three 1 two 4 five 5 six nine 6. FidelityBnk
God bless

Self deception is the work kind of deception, mental poverty the worst kind of poverty and mouth diarrhoea the worst kind of diarrhoea.

The problem wike & friends have with PdP/atiku is breached of zoning, even APC almost had n issue but they were able to retrace there step, north made Tinubu win the primary go n verify the votes
North are not hap3py with Tinubu, But even in there rage they know it still as to be a southerner to substitute Tinubu cos south still has 4yrs by arrangement ... it does not have to be written, follow the pattern from 1999 and please embrace common sense.


You decided to ignore my questions and are taking me on another wild ride by shifting goal posts.

Let me follow you small with your container load of common sense.

Could you answer my questions in my previous comment?

Following your weird logic of the pattern from 1999, was there ever a Muslim Muslim ticket?
Where you not alive when Tpain declared that he refused to be VP to Buhari in 2015 cuz of Muslim Muslim ticket and instead appointed Yemi ?
Was there ever an agreement that the President or VP must be a Christian and the other a Muslim? Was there?
There was never any agreement, get it into your head 2day and know peace.
Why do you think someone had to rent plumbers and mechanics as fake Bishops and Archbishops in this country?
When was the 1st time u heard the word Muslim Muslim ticket?
Which part of your so called audio "agreement" will ever give Presidency to NorthEast, NorthCentral and SouthEast?
Nobody from these 3 zones will ever be President of this country.
SouthSouth just ate their one and last piece of the pie, the reason GEJ refused to step down for anyone based on nothing.
If GEJ was a Northerner no one would have said shit, stop swimming in cowdung.

If you were wise, you would know that the only proof of any "agreement" is when during primaries, all or the main political parties will only accept candidates from the zoned area as per your affirmed "agreement".
Do you think a SouthSouth/SouthEast man will ever be the Presidential candidate of NNPP?
Why do you think there is no law on the zoning agreement in the National Assembly?

Coming to the masses, if there was an "agreement" as you claim, was it stones who voted for Atiku and Kwankwaso?
Were those millions of people from all tribes in Nigeria ignorant about the secret "agreement" when they voted?
Those who voted for the Senate President during APC primaries, were they not aware of the "agreement"?
Talking abt Wike, were u not alive when Atiku declared long before the primaries that he would step down if the ticket was zoned to the SouthEast?
Was Ortom a member of Wike G5 group not the head of that committee?
Was the vote in that committee not unanimous?

The pattern of 1999 has shown that there is no agreement, just some mumbo jumbo they ejaculate to their advantage to confuse gullible folks like you so much so that when they are at a disadvantage you become blind and really not see what u don't want to see.

Kudos

iamtoofan:
You cant make a blind man see what does not want to see, that what terms your questions to be


Jonathan was president by uncontrollable factor, he was vice automatically he should be sworn in the event his principal is incapacitated or no more,
2011 election was based on mutual understanding that the odds are in favor of GEJ being incumbent, north can have its 8yrs later.

Bro you seriously need to understand that written agreement is not the only form of agreement, when you see a pattern over time it depict an agreement or an arrangement.

The problem wike & friends have with PdP/atiku is breached of zoning, even APC almost had n issue but they were able to retrace there step, north made Tinubu win the primary go n verify the votes
North are not happy with Tinubu, But even in there rage they know it still as to be a southerner to substitute Tinubu cos south still has 4yrs by arrangement ... it does not have to be written, follow the pattern from 1999 and please embrace common sense,

if yaradua had not disrupt the sequence it will have being so obvious, i dont have to argue these its a public knowledge

Who tell u say dem dey use na corn and sorghum et al planted in Nigeria to make beer?
Have you ever supplied corn, sorghum et al to a brewery before?
Have you ever seen a truckload of corn, sorghum et al being unloaded in a brewery?
Corn, Sorghum et al used for brewery is imported and not locally sourced.
Imported corn, sorghum et al + import duty + maritime and inland freight is multiple times cheaper than corn, sorghum et al grown locally.

The day brewery go start use locally grown corn, sorghum et al for making beer na that same day Nigerians no go fit buy their own corn, sorghum et al.

Please fact check me.

Safyqueen:
Nobody wants tax from beer but tax from the maize, sorghum et al used in production of the beer. That's what the north is saying.

Paragraph1
You accept that there is no agreement on zoning anywhere.

Paragraph2
You claim Jonathan came in by chance.
Why did the Supreme law of the land, the constitution not stop Jonathan from contesting if there was an agreement?
Did Jonathan not get votes?
If Jonathan had won, is there any agreement that would have been broken?

Paragraph3
Did Northerners contest the APC primary or not?
Since you claim in paragraph 2 that the North kicked against Jonathan breaching the so called "agreement".
The North is devoted to the zoning agreement and the same North is having candidates contesting the APC and PDP primary.
In the spirit of the "agreement" why do you think Northerners in both parties did not step down for Southern candidates?

After all said and done, as the custodian of agreements that only you and the politicians signed.

Can you pls answer the following?

1. Is there any "agreement" that either the vice or the president must be Muslim and the other Christian?

2. Is there another "agreement"on microzoning or not?
I mean when will the North Central, North East and South East also produce a President as the NorthWest has been twice President and the SouthWest twice, South South once, let's not talk abt VP.

Thank you

iamtoofan:
1st Nigeria did not begin with jonathan and not all agreement must be written, some are in good faith, you dont have to be AI to know presidency in Nigeria is rotational and periodically 8yrs.

Obj spent 8yrs then handed over to yardua that spent 2yrs, jonathan came in by chance and he could have gotten a 2nd term if not for the Zoning arrangement, GEJ would have use 10yrs which breaches the 8yrs deal that why the north kicked and south west honored the agreement

2023, what played out at the APC convention is Zoning, and what scattered PDP is failing to honor the zoning agreement ... the North cleared way for Tinubu and chose him over Atiku cos the North are devoted to the zoning agreement

despite the disappointment from Tinubu/aPc North are shopping for a replacement within the south cos they understand south must use 8yrs b4 it's their turn ... God did not write it down for man pregnancy will last 9 month but humans manage to tell

There is nothing like a zoning agreement bro.
Open your eyes, it was used to remove GEJ simple.
In which constitution or book was it written?
Who made the agreement and where?
If you believe in the zoning agreement then you should also believe in the same zoning agreement for Muslim-Christian ticket which APC threw out the window b4 ur very eyes and u didn't say shit.

iamtoofan:
To defeat an heavy weight you need an heavy weight, there is no way a Peter obi or Atiku can defeat Tinubu 2027

should Atiku stupidly contest again, the 8yrs zoning agreement will handcuff North.

It is just like what the republicans did bringing back Trump, if they had tried someone new the chances they will displace the democrat is very slim.

In politics you just have to get your permutation and calculation right

Impoverished?
As in how bros?
Compared to Nigeria?
I will state some facts for you using CEMAC zone and Cameroon as an example.

1. Electricity
They have far better electricity than Nigeria, even in rural areas there is 24hr electricity.
I am not capping.
There is no job like generator repairer cuz generator na bad market for there.

2.Health
There is a universal health coverage for every citizen.
Tuberculosis, HIV meds are 100% free, malaria and typhoid drugs are subsidised by the government.

3. Food security
There are state own companies involved in food production for the population and the food produced is banned from export to other non CEMAC countries.
SEMAGRI for rice, Sodecoton for cotton, CDC/PAMOL/ SOCAPALM for palm oil, bananas, plantains, rubber, MAISCAM for corn, SOSUCAM for sugarcane, SODEBLE for wheat etc there are others for Yams, beans, cocoyams, coffee and even cocoa.
These are state owned companies where workers are paid salaries to farm on behalf of the state for local consumption.

4. Education
Primary school is free.
University undergraduate is 50,000 xaf/125,000 naira.

5. Transport
National Airline CAMAIR and national railway company CAMRAIL criss-crosses all over the national territory at subsidised rates.

6. Hydrocarbons
A national refinery SONARA and Logbaba gas plant.

7. Corruption
There are atleast 40 ministers and heads of state owned companies including those above mentioned who are in jail for embezzlement serving sentences ranging from 25-104 years.

8. Business
When you open a new business or enterprise, you are given a 2 year exoneration from all taxes before you start paying.

9. Unity
Despite being bilingual and having more than 240 tribes in a unitary centralised system of government, the national cake is going round as no one tribe can claim to be marginalised as they are all represented in the government.

10. Governance
I know someone will ask how does someone stay in power for 42years+.
Every african country must embrace democracy in its own way.
In the CEMAC zone, no President has ever won an election without being the incumbent.
Touadera in CAR was placed by the French, in Gabon Olingui is a cousin to Bongo, Deby took over from his father in Chad, Nguema in Eq. Guinea killed his uncle to take power, Ahidjo handed over power to Biya in Cameroon.
Cameroon has known only 2 presidents since independence in 1960.
Elections in Cameroon is a national festival, nobody even the opposition wants Biya gone.
I will illustrate for you.
In a country of 28 million people, there are more than 370 political parties with tribalistic origins, I doubt even 9ja at 200 million+ has that number of political parties.
The reason here is simple, this is where Cameroon is unique in its special democracy, the government gives funds to political parties at every election season like take this money and come and compete with me and win me at my own game.
Last presidential election season it was I think between 50-80 million per party.
So election season na owambe for there, share the cake make e reach everybody.
As long as Biya keeps the cost of living as low as possible and subsidises education, transport, health, food, fertiliser and fuel.
Cameroonians will allow him die in power.

Now compare my 10 points with Nigeria we hail thee and tell me if the common man on the street will vote for a Tpain or for an untested president every 4 years or rather for a known quantity and steady hand like Biya to continue till death.

Whytelyon:
Depends on how you see it. But they not, asides Ivory coast, the rest are very impoverished, trust me.

Na weed di choose smoker, no be unto say I wan smoke weed.
If weed no like you, forget am, if u force am, u go turn to that Special Adviser of the great P.O.

Cameroon should be 4 countries cuz it was the Portuguese who did naming ceremony for Cameroon before the Germans, then France and UK.

Whytelyon:
2 countries. Just like Cameroon , those ones got colonised by almost 3, Britain , Germany and France.

They are benefitting very much, no cap.
The giant of Africa na for mouth.

Whytelyon:
Benefit ke? Na em them day pursue them comot? they dinnor benefit henitin o

Stop saying what you don't know Jack about.
Google BEAC bank.

yahyus:
The don’t have independent Central Bank, France keeps all their total revenue, Which they can only borrow 20% out of it on interest. Funny but true

Point#3 is not completely accurate.
Google BEAC bank.
It's better than CBN where Baba go slow and Goddy can decide unilaterally to add more color to the Naira note or use 18 billion to print 1 billion.
We wey get CBN, no be na for Sweden dem dey print naira?

yahyus:
1. This is not AI generated article. It’s been published in Today’s Vanguard Newspaper.

2. Let’s assume it’s ChatGPT generated article, who says AI doesn’t know anything happened less than two years ago? May you’re using free version.

3. They collect the tax easily as these countries don’t have their own central banks, they use only central bank which is domiciled in France.

The CFA is pegged to the Euro through the French treasury as France uses the Euro, b4 the advent of the euro it was pegged to the French franc.
Note that there are two CFA.
The West African cfa (XOF) and the Central african cfa(XAF).
The pegging to the Euro is the reason why the cfa is a stable currency because no one country can wake up one morning and decide to devalue the currency as Tpain has done with the Naira.
Also the West African cfa is more vulnerable than the Central African cfa because in West Africa you have ECOWAS which is only an economic union while in Central Africa you have CEMAC which is both an economic and "monetary" union.

1 euro is 656 xaf
1 euro is 652 xof

Whytelyon:
When you say pegged to the euro, do you mean 1 euro = 1 CFA ? There is no such thing as convertible CFA na..