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Hygiene kee u there lol.
It's better to die from typhoid and dysentery than to die of hunger.

ehikwe22:
The problem is, it's not hygienic. And filled with germs. What manner of power do these colonialists want that they can subject a people to this level of wretchedness? And what level of greed would make our leaders play to their script and evem overplaying it by hijacking everything on their way and only making policies that suits their puppet and open more ways to embezzle more funds?

He is a former ballon d'or winner, no be issue of black man.
All thing for una na either racism or tribalism.

If to say anybody deserve that award for Real Madrid na Dani Carvajal and not even Vinicius.
Since that Euros best player award to Rodri, I be don knowsay na either him or Carvajal.
Fact check me, go and verify or go to court.

BadBradley:
I was thinking whether it was a coincidence FIFA used a black man to present this controversial title Rodri to potray an unbiased federation.

Chiamaka Rodri Onwubiko

Okoroawusa:
Rodri ke?

Abeg which Rodri?

Dat person wey u dey quote don tell you the truth but u no wan just believe am because you love Lookman.

Lookman na average player, I repeat average player.
If you doubt am, answer dis question as attacker wey him be, wey don play for epl, bundesliga and now serie A.
im don ever 15 league goals a season?

For say him be Nigerian no mean say u go forget truth.

If according to you, Lookman na outstanding player, wetin we go call Haaland, Palmer, Foden, Salah, Kane, Lewandowski, Messi, Mbappe, Vini, etc people wey di deliver 20+ goals per season?

yomi531:
If Atalanta scores 3 goals in a match, there's a possibility of atleast 2 goals coming from him. He also Assists most times. So Wtf are u talking about bro?

The person wey hand Rodri that trophy "George Weah" too na white man im be? Cuz him too get ballon d'or.
Or for 1995, white competitors no b dey?
Some of una here been dey still wear pampers for 1995 but na una dey scream racism everywhere likesay una don ever see racism.
Ask elders for dis forum dem go tell u.
Racism don cool down, so make u too cool down.

ModestManager:
Is he black?

Guy's saying the truth, the French (& Europe as a whole) are racists!!! They just can't stand the idea that a black dude is better than all their own children, even if its just for a year!

Take heart Vin, YOU WON IN OUR HEARTS! A la Madrid!

Ronaldinho is black, go use dettol wash your eyes, u go see say no be white im be.

ModestManager:
Is he black?

Guy's saying the truth, the French (& Europe as a whole) are racists!!! They just can't stand the idea that a black dude is better than all their own children, even if its just for a year!

Take heart Vin, YOU WON IN OUR HEARTS! A la Madrid!

You wey no dey smoke, u sure say u get brain or na your love for a footballer wey no achieve anything dey enter your eyes.

Okocha no get levels at all.
Ok, how many ballon d'or okocha get, I mean african own?
How many trophies him don win for him career?
Afcon him no get, na only Olympics him get ohh.

Make I clear you, Etoo get consecutive champion leagues with two different clubs, im get 3 champions league medal in total, 3rd in ballon dor ranking in 2005 after Ronaldinho and Lampard, 4 time african player of the year, the only player in the world to have ever won two continental trebles, highest goal scorer in afcon history, Olympic gold medal, 3 la liga titles, the 2nd player ever in history to score in 2 champions league finals, 2 afcon titles.
Tell me Okocha no even be competent for become etoo e water boy.
Same with folks like Drogba, yaya toure, Salah, mane and even Lookman, osimhen, boniface...
Okocha no suppose talk when Mikel Obi dey talk regarding football.
Who the hell is Bolton Wanderers? Even for that their time, wetin dem achieve.

Conclusion, Okocha no get levels.
Nothing dey inside im trophy cabinet, nothing apart from Gold Olympics 1994 and silver afcon 2000.

Post football wetin okocha don do if not advertise for nairabet?

Even Club president for Eyimba, dem no fit dash Okocha?

him no dey see say Weah don become Senator and now ex-President.

Him no dey see say Etoo now na Cameroon Federation President and soon to be President of the country when Biya go disappear?

Okocha no get levels, infact im no even sabi speak English for TV, dey talk like person wey get tongue tied.

I repeat Okocha no get any levels.


PS. I no be Yoruba or Fulani so no bring tribalism come my side.
I talk am as I di see am.

You can either fact check me, go and verify or go to court.

All insults are welcome except the one wey go accuse me of being a muslim or Christian.
I spit on all organised religions

ehikwe22:
Stop smoking that saw dust. It blocks the 🧠

Zoo police have arrested a special Biafran monkey[b][/b]

NOETHNICITY:
Zoo police have arrested a special Biafran monkey

Wetin I dey take Muslims and Christians do?
If I had my way, we just deport una to Rome abi na Jerusalem and the others to Mecca.
There is no difference BTW a Muslim and a Christian, all una believe in Heaven/Hell wey no di exist, una believe in Satan wey no di exist, una believe in karma wey no di exist, Tower of babel meanwhile we don build ISS.
Una believe in books written by someone who was on colos, una di kill one another for a foreign, racist, genocidal bloodsucking God wey no send una Papa message.
I'd rather worship Bobrisky as a God than being a Christian or Muslim.

I spit on all organised religions.

Nwaikpe:


Abdulhakeem, Rest abeg.
Don't you know that the first line of an online muslim when he wants to talk foolishly is "I am not a muslim."


You should have used another line like "I'm an atheist" and then our conversation would have been skewed to your favor. But going on from there, I don't take any of your words seriously again because it is from a deep obligation of your sick religion called islam to say things in deceit for reward from the pig called allah.


Once again, if you like be Abraham, if you like, be Cain or Aclima, what I know and you cannot hide is that you are a muslim pig behind a keyboard.

Many things will change.
He will now have direct access to his father's estate as nobody even his grandfather will not be able to contest anything with his guardian who is his mother.
Also, he may get sponsorship/help now or in future from his father's friends, fans, well wishers and business associates.

On the other hand, what if the DNA test proves Mohbad did not father the boy?
We would have an usurper sitting on the throne, which will be great injustice especially to the late Mohbad himself.
Mohbad's father as quick footed as he has shown, will sue for refund of every kobo that woman has ever received in the name of Mohbad.

Only the DNA test result can prove her (suspected) infidelity beyond all doubt.

If the test is positive for Mohbad, then the infidelity accusations are hearsay and baseless and Mohbad Papa and VDM must collect Diddy oil from Nigerians, but a negative test result giving the publicity of her prior refusal to take the test will cause her to disappear, leave social media and maybe contemplate suicide cuz millions of Nigerians are awaiting those results pass INEC 3a.m announcement.

Good day to you

Mindlog:
If she was unfaithful to Mohbad and the DNA test result proves Mohbad fathered the boy, what does it change for the boy?

Firstly, you are not righteousness or are you righteousness?

Secondly, I am not a Muslim so insult Koran or Allah or Mohammed or Muslims anyhow u want, e no go affect me at all.

Thirdly, your Bible is not better than the Koran cuz na Abraham be una Papa.
But wait ohh, I remember now say according to your bible, you Christian folks are products of incest.
Cuz after Adam and Eve, came Cain and Abel.
Are you aware say Cain dey knack his sister steady and you are a direct result of the doggy wey Cain give Aclima ontop Abel e grave?
Quote me again, I go use that your bible clean your nyash here, u feel say I be Muslim abi?

Death to all organised religions.

Nwaikpe:
If you are told that he will enter heaven, will you stop him/
If you ae told he won't, will you be happier?

Your false spiteful book called the quran, laid bare the reward of a terrorist as "72 virgins for eternal sex" and we keep asking, will there be enough to go round for all terrorist in which Israel is sending to the porn star allah. Then you cry.

My friend, you are wrong here.
They are not distinct, infact they are siamese twins.
It's due to confirmed/suspected infidelity that paternity must be proven.
Na the paternity test results be the undisputed proof of infidelity.

Mindlog:

Infidelity and child's paternity are 2 distinct issues.

Even if she slept around and had that child, then the DNA test result identifies Mohbad as the biological father and Mohbad didn't divorce her while he was alive, she alongside their child are inheriting a huge chunk of his wealth.....The court is not focused on the alleged infidelity, na paternity of the child, be koko of the matter.

@Righteousness, abeg where are you?
U claim they are God's own country and God's own soldiers, oya tell us as im don commit suicide now, whether na heaven or na hell im go enter cuz I mesef dey confused.
God's own soldier fighting for God, then commit suicide and dem no gree am enter heaven, na im b say no be God work him dey do abi?
Pls help me better understand cuz if na Palestinian im be u for don start ask whether virgins go still remain for am or not

Righthussle:
This young man who is not even a Christian killed himself for killing helpless and innocent children and women but Righteousness is on Nairaland dancing and celebrating the killing of helpless and innocent people because they practice a religion different his religion.

I spit on all organized religions.

Na dem dey run "rat race" as "church rats" wey dem be.
Normally u no suppose bring minimum wage into this thread. Na 300 to 500k dem dey talk abt.
Minimum wage wey no fit buy bag of rice?,
where money to use buy oil, gas, tomato, spices to take cook the rice go come from?

Bamss1:
If 500k is poor those wey dey earn minimum wage nko?

I think your yardstick for the classification is wrong

But u suppose know say dem play for Wednesday with goals galore so goals no go beaucoup today

bluefilm:
So man City could not produce over 1 in this game?

Shame

Police vehicle kill u there.
Identify yourself!!!!! and state your mission.
For dis gate wey I dey so, I no send your Papa or IGP message.
From Oyo to Osun, ur colleagues kidnappers get luck sef.
As uniform man wey i be, i hate police pass Bobrisky, if na me I for just waste una tag una kidnappers.
I for waste una like how army been waste three of una when una go kidnap Wadume in the name of arresting him.
All d way!!!!!!! Ahuja!!!!!!

IamANigerianMan:
Nigeria police is the best in the world, what you are seen is the version of police Nigeria, how can you see police vehicle and ask of ID CARD, Supreme court and presidency has the highest security in Nigeria, non of them have asked me where is my ID CARD seen me inside police vehicle.

Police from Oyo travel go Osun to go arrest person, police no dey Osun?
Or shebi I no read am well?
So when they arrest the person dem go transport am from Osun to Oyo go lock am up for their station for Oyo abi?
Fellow nigerians, no be kidnapping be that?
One day one day Police from Borno go travel to Anambra come arrest person.
Najeriya we hail thee, no lie ehh those our heroes past really labour in vain

Wetin I dey reason na wetin I fit tell this man make him sell me the mama of the dogs as e don born 12, make we run the mama pepper soup with Plantain take hold body for ARSLIV on Sunday.
Ohhh what a day!!!!!

Leicester City Chairman
Iran President and FM
Atleast 3 in the last 6 months in the USA

Anything copter or anything wey get rotors, forget am na die you dey even if na brand new na still die you dey.
Na why most of the people wey get private jets no get copter cuz deep down they know say na flying coffin

santaclaws:
With the recent helicopter crashes both home and abroad, I think it's safe to say it's not the safest means of transportation and people should avoid it if they have options...

•Kobe Bryant - Helicopter crash- USA
•Herbert Wigwe- Helicopter crash- USA
•Patrick Yakowa (former Kaduna Gov)- Helicopter crash- Nigeria
•Nigeria Air Force Helicopter Crash

Now this... 😞

Bros, dont pretend like u dont know her or have u 4gotten?
na the same lady give Eve apple naw....

BABANGBALI:
He should also descend on the moderators on nairaland. Some of them are behaving as if nairaland is the way to heaven






If you know the lady that gave Abacha that wonderful apple eeehh, tell her we have another job for her...

That "and" in between

Judolisco:
What's the difference between stealing and yahoo?

Mr. Man, all those American whatever you mentioned are made in China and shipped to the USA.
I repeat all of them cars, iphones, whatever.
Between China and USA na who di import from each other pass, go and verify as they say...

OChimex:
Tell me any of them that have been replaced and show me your account with those replaced ones lol



Until they replaced them. For Now, they haven't, China have been trying for hundreds f years, yet they can't. Go China and see the amount of US cars in China and come America and see if you go see chines cars or phone. Lol
When you are big, you are big.
Countries have been trying to for hundreds of years now to replace America, but it's impossible.
During COVId, na them first came to the rescue with vaccines.
Trust me countries have tried it they cant

Na you go surely manufacture am?
Where u go see AK47 for 250K buy?
Even for 3 million for dis economy u no fit get am.
Check am bros, if AK47 na 250K ehh you no for di see any bandits or herdsmen carrying dane guns like those ones Ribadu burnt.
AK47 no di rust nor rotten, u fit bury am come back after 20 years dig am back then oil am, e go fire like brand new.
Kalashnikov na forever gun

finallybusy:
That’s too expensive for an AK. At most 250K. The guns are known for being cheap and easily mass produced. Personally, I would pay nothing higher than 80K. Then again, I don’t need one.

50k kwa

See 1 single AK 47 bullet na 27k, I mean just one bullet, na black market price I di give u so.
When I mean black market, I mean the price wey uniform pple di sell to bandits/thieves.
No ask me how I know, just knowsay I know pple wey don sell their own.
If u hear shooting, just di count 27k by the number of gunshots.

Na scam dey scam dis guy sef or he come buy cheap to go sell.
1 AK 47 na around 4 million naira black market price in Nigeria but the pple wey dem buy am pass na those Cameroon rebels wey dey fight their government.
Dem dey buy 1 AK47 around 8 million naira and 1 bullet around 40k based on current cfa exchange rate.

If dem put you in charge of armoury for any force for dis country, just know say u done rich be that.
Everybody dey sell, soldiers, policemen, immigration, customs, ndlea, efcc, safety corps, I mean everybody.

Fuckallmods:
1.3 million for gun?
Pls arrest him. Not because he’s a criminal, but because he’s willing to spend that amount for a gun…

I didn’t think gun would cost above 50k self 🤣🤣😭

Just the devaluation alone na how many percent?
Oya calculator, calculate tell us.

Kobicove:
This guy is an alarmist, is it the 5% that will make the telecommunications sector shut down?!

U can be seeing 6 and I am seeing 9.
Another man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.


The greatest gift the enemy and occupation can give me is to assassinate me,”.
“I prefer to die a martyr than die a meaningless death.”

Yahya Sinwar

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Put those leaves inside 1L bottle and fill up with cheap whisky, crush bitter kola put inside, then add small 4-20 then close and keep in a dark place for 21 days.
After 21 days or more open and take 1/4 glass every 10-30 minutes before u wan knack, u go thank me later.

The name for this mixture na combine + dogoyaro.

But if malaria try dey your body, your name na sweat but if you no get malaria, your name na knacking.

Israel cannot claim the right of self-defense against a threat that emanates from a territory it occupies, from a territory that is under belligerent occupation.
The fierce Hamas 7/10 attack was no more brutal than 75 years of denial of the right of return to Palestinian refugees, or 57 years of Israeli occupation, or the 17-year siege of the Gaza Strip.

Na dis guy be that aboki wey dem mention for this story, if not how e a whole corps member go take wan derail this thread with "corpse" eventhough we knowsay na NYSC service im wan talk about.
I don talk am say illiteracy is better, far better than half education.

Regarding the topic, make we first find out if the girl na Christian or Muslim cuz dis wan wey aboki dey inside and the girl say dem pack her and her belongings give aboki, who here knows whether aboki don pay bride price?
I don attend wedding/betrothal wey dem hand 8 years old girl to 67 years old man and everybody dey clap dey jolly dey happy.
Thunder go fire anybody wey go ask me if I be dey happy for the wedding or not, dats Nigeria for you, take it or japa. No ask me go ask Lugard.

SaoPaullo:
Not surprised. As a corpse in Port Harcourt, their mom's pushing them to engage me in conversations so as to start having flings with them because they believe I have money to give them.

There's one day at the joint I drink, she should not be more than 23 and stays with her Mom, after so much greenlight of which I refuse to oblige, naso one day when she Wash cloth, this pull her skirt upwards revealing her white pants,in a broad daylight oooo,I was shocked and immediately the weed and alcohol clear for my eyes, very shocking but I pretended as if I didn't see anything 🤣🤣🤣

I can design a biogas plant for your project, which will use all the wastewater from the cassava/garri process and the dung of the goats to generate gas on site which you can use for cooking and running a generator for electricity plus the same plant will provide you with quality fertiliser for your farming all year round.
This will cost less than a million naira.

adonainana:
Does anyone on here know a plug or whether it’s possible to change a diesel generator from a diesel source to a source that users CNG or LNG

Like how much is a cubic metre of this gases and how much fuel would it save me compare to diesel

I am thinking of opening a Garri making factory

Cost of diesel to power the Garri making machinery is why some people have put thier factory for sale these last few years

If truly a machine can be converted to use cheap gas instead of petrol and diesel then it’s a jackpot

Also I plan of farming goats on the same site I am doing the Garri making factory. Cassava peels are the end by product of Garri making

This means the goats would have free mr Biggs to eat everyday

All the wasted by products from the cassava straight to the goat mouth

Then later as production of my Garri grows I plan of opening a mini restaurant that only sells one item , Eba and any soup of your choice with meat for just 1,000 naira . Because the Garri for the Eba comes from my factory , it’s more or less FREE. And the price of 1,000 naira for a plate of Eba, soup and meat would see a lot of patronage in these hard times especially if it’s located in a busy area where workers are located

My location is Ibadan I have all the shipments and workforce ready

I would need investors too just in case anyone is interested in making crazy money despite all the wahala that is happening in this country at the moment

Regards

Barrister Akinola Samuel Eluyefa

Yes, but CNG is a whole lot less risky than that gas cylinder in your kitchen right now and less flammable than it.
I have been using it since 2017, no be today we dey use am.
See CNG is lighter than air, if it leaks it will just evaporate above as air will disperse it immediately and the whole gas leak will disappear in an instant and secondly sparks cannot cause it to ignite it will need a full flame near it to ignite.
LNG is the same gas which had been Liquified well below zero degree that is why your gas cylinder is always dead cold, if it leaks, it is heavier than air and will displace air to rise above it while it will pool on the ground roaming around for its(the gas)temperature to increase and make it lighter than air before it disperses, only God knows how long that will take if you are a chosen or not but you will be having a dangerous situation on your hand cuz if someone as much as flips on a switch, y'all burn in hell.
Capiche?
No offence meant and not wishing any bad thing to your family.

professore:
These things are highly flammable and risky.

I will be making a thread here on nairaland about biogas and biogas plants very soon.
I will let you know when I do.

Emco1:
Please how did you do it, I need it for my generator