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So I was driving down my area one cool evening you know how Utako can be, people buying Suya, mallam selling fruits, young chics walking aimlessly about and then someone caught my attention.

She was on the other side of the road holding a small keg in her hand. Looking at this pretty damsel made my heart melt. You know those kind of people you see at first sight and you fall in love with instantly. What’s this beauty doing here?.
So I slowed down and veered off the road to the sidewalk watching her like a Lion about to catch his prey.

Then suddenly she crossed to my side of the road and started walking towards the direction of my car. I smiled and told myself “guy, this is your lucky day’ ...

So as she hurriedly walked past my car,
I edged forward a little, wound down my tinted glass and said ‘ your shape is perfect dear so what’s the exercise for? She was like ‘nooo I’m not exercising o, just going to get fuel down the road. So I said ‘ hop-in dear let me drop you’,

She looked at me for some seconds I guess trying to decide if to come in or not so I quickly chipped in “ it’s okay if you don’t want to, I can as well park my car and walk you down”. Then she glanced around as if checking to see if anyone saw her and quickly came in.

My heart pounded like wen the mortar hits the yam “ beside me was this beautiful well rounded chic, with a face like Beyoncé’s. Her hips alone had filled the seat beside me. In my mind I was like “ Kai, this babe get yansh oo. Hmmm you go see commando today.

“Do you stay around here I asked?” So she started to explain how she was home alone watching a movie and PHCN took light and she had to go get fuel. Anyway I told her I was on my way to sip some beer and see my homeboys at a lounge some streets away if she cared to join me. She declined.

We got to the fuel station and as she was about to come down I passed her my phone and asked her to punch her digits. That’s when she dropped the bombshell.
“I’m married I can’t give you my number. “

The shock you get when you touch a naked wire was an understatement . My countenance dropped immediately like the breast of a thirty five year old milf. Chai This sweet babe with sexy face, firm boobs and heavy backside was already married.
Well she was not wearing a ring cos if she was I wouldn’t have bothered to even talk to her in the first place.
Without thinking I brought out a pen and wrote my number on her left palm. She just sat transfixed.

I honestly didn’t want to continue any form of friendship with her but I didn’t want to be a loser either. She smiled and then alighted from the car. I waved her bye and zoomed off.
My homeboys are waiting, cold beer is waiting. The Chelsea match too will soon start. Lemme go and enjoy myself first.

On a sunny Sunday afternoon, I was relaxing on the couch in my sitting room when my phone rang and I hear the person say “ Hi Jay, it’s Lilian, how you doing”? Since I didn’t have the contact on my phone I was like ‘ sorry I don’t have this number ’ so she narrated how we met two weeks earlier. So I was like “oh I remember now Lilian, you didn’t give me your number so I accepted my fate that day, how you doing?.

She asked where I was and I told her am home but will soon be going to my usual spot where I will booze and forget about the dwindling economy and buhari’s everlasting stupidity..
She laughed and muttered some stuff I didn’t hear and cut the call.
I sank back into the couch I was sitting on and wondered why she refused to give me her number at first then called me now.

For the record I don’t date married women and the only time I had a one night stand with a married woman we were both drunk after a wedding reception I went for at Calabar after which I vowed never to do such again. That’s a story for another day tho.

6pm I was at my usual spot with my homeboys chilling. The blast from the speakers was terrific. The coloured lights were rolling back and forth. At the other corner a bootylicios chubby girl was twerking for one clown that was obviously high cos he just kept slapping her bum without provocation. That kind of slap you give when pounding a girl from the back. While he was kind of gradually pissing me off, it looked like his chubby girlfriend was obviously enjoying the PDA.

I was sipping on my second bottle when my phone rang “ Hello Jay, it’s Lilian.

To be continued