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seunmsg:
I guess the mods are on strike.

Nairaland Mods becoming useless.

Just imagine

Nothing on frontpage since

If you have ever been broke you'll know that the next thing to being broke is having a very long lasting erection.......

Being broke and penile erection is like 5 and 6.

No amount of preaching will change that.

Hmmm

As at today in Ogun State:-

No better roads all across Ogun Border towns.
Education Zero.
Healthcare Sector Nothing.
Foreign Direct Investment story.

2023 never even finish for all these hardship nationwide BUT una oppressors don start Campaign of Nonsense again.

Omo Ogun, suffer no tire you?

nairalanda1:
Wow, so we should fear all women since they are daughters of Jezebel...including your mother, grandmother, sisters, female cousins, aunties, and in future, your daughters

Fear them evil dauighters of Jezebel

By the way, better not marry a woman, since they are all evil. Marry a good looking man. Men won;t betray you.

Been married for over 10 years. I also have Sisters.

That said.

Fear Women. I will say it 10000000000.... times

I mean every word I said in my post. 💯

Fear Women....Especially when scorned

Since the day I read about a woman that wanted a new born child TO BE CUT into 2 equal halves because she was contesting for ownership and the other one requested for someone's head on a platter as birthday present.

Since then i've been very careful with my dealings with these daughters of Jezebel.

Ignore my advice at your own peril.

Adam no hear
Samson no hear...

If you like no hear ooooo.

Fintech companies owned by upcoming Nigerians are at a great risk of internal/political persecution if the owner does not pally/ continuously settle the anti graft agencies at regular intervals.

For all I know, it could be a greedy competitor or an agreived anti-graft agency that's pulling these strings.

Mr CEO if you need to play in this sector, then you have to PLAY DIRTY too.

Simple

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Whalis:
The results are ready. Bayelsa PDP. Imo and Kogi APC. Take this to the bank.

These Moderators be sleeping and snoring as usual.

These Moderators be sleeping and snoring as usual.

All I know is our African guy made the flabby guy lie down in green pastures in round 3 and still collected $10M

That's all that matters to me.

Nairaland Mods be asleep as usual.

This should have hit FP since morning but no it's the crap news they'll be pushing.

Cc
Seun

Thank God my category no dey there.
Every Mallam to his Kettle.

Abuja

OP please tell us the "skills" you have so that we can pinpoint the exact ideas the companies have been "stealing" from you.

All these "I will perspire to require den acquire and enquire to retire" job seekers.

Just dey play you hear.

Daughters of Eve, always remorseful after eating plenty forbidden apples.

You can't eat your cake and have it Caro.

Leave Danjuma alone pls.

Dear Family,

Please I just got to Portsmouth as a dependant Partner, I need a job ASAP as bills are already creeping in.

Any job connect in Portsmouth, Southampton or Isle of Wight will be appreciated.

Thanks 👍🏾

Nothing concyne me for women matter...most especially when they are both Ex'es..

Fraih:
Awesome!

My dear, I so much believe in the supernatural and also miracles.

While the 5 pple/families ahead of me on the queue at diff booths at the POE we're still being interviewed. A POE officer that was free beckoned to me to come, asked me some few questions and also reminded me where to pick up our BRPs.

Within 3 mins or so, stamps us in and that was it..

I understand that you can be there for hours under scrutiny.

Nothing but God sis.

Fraih:
Yeah Weldone to the gurus in the house.
Was it a priority application?

No pls. Just normal application.

@duchess90 mimilyrics and all the Gurus here.

I'll be very direct, let's give it to these guys.
They reply virtually every one's message here on a daily if not hourly bases.

From my inner most part I pray for all the guys that God will bless them immensely. I sincerely wish there was a reward mechanism here on nairaland.

If not for the complexity of the travel section I would have opened a fresh thread for this. Make one person no come Tiamiyu or Emtee the idea.

I also want to use this medium to encourage people with dependants back in Nigeria to keep the faith up and put across their applications ASAP. Visas are still being approved as I speak.

I'm a dependant and my journey with two kids was a nothing but miracle, from TB Test, to Visa application, to Biometrics, to Visa approval and then POE at Gatwick.

Biometrics Thursday, Empty NSF Friday, Passport pickup mail Tuesday. Visa was approved in 3 working days... It can only be God.

God will do yours too.

Also if there's anyone here around Portsmouth, Fratton, Isle of Wight or environs pls mention me let's discuss offline...

Thank you

FA Cup....

Whatever happens is their cup of tea

Some people get PROBLEM walai.

Anywhere dem go, somebody must get sacked.

WHY.

On my bed, Martha

Lol

Last month you were tired of your husband.............. and looking for a male friend here on nairaland.

Today it's your sister-in-law.

Tnrw it will be your mother-in-law.

Let's just hank God for the so called "wicked" in-laws ooo, else some women would have single-handedly ruined their husbands and quietly move on to the next available prick.

Spits.

Wen You Embark On that Journey Of Revenge,

Dig Two Graves......

One for the girl.

One for yourself.

Won't say more than that

The mods still sleeping as usual.

This should be on FP.

Easter largese came early.

Congrats Izzy Wizzy, the last style-bender.

Congrats Drake

Congrats Africa.

Izzy Wizzy...
the last style-bender
Congrats to Nigeria.

This one pass flogging.

Na Horse Whipping be dis o. Chai

Mhimi007:
apart from me who else has read this stuff before

Yea, I wrote it last year

See how time flies

kelvinrhs:
Omooooooo!!!


The ending get as e be

Naso