DSpokesMan:
We are patiently waiting o...

Fresh out....

Guy no abortion was done in the first place.
Them go milk u tire. Lol
Maga don fall already.

If u know u know.

rottencorpse:
Nice one bro... Please mention me when thou updates

Sure I will.....

marrakech:
I dey follow you bro. Waiting for update

I dey with you Marrakech

Destinylink:
Opeeeeeeeeee..... Na Man You Be...
It's getting more fascinating! Waiting for the next piece.

Thanks Destinylink....It is what it is.

True life story in a subtle storyline.

Brunicekid:
Interesting piece, OP.

Thanks brah.

CONTD.....VERSE 5

The unbalanced mixture of wild euphoria and mild confusion throughout the following week was unexplainable. Some feeling like a teen falling in love for the first time. At a point I will be smiling to myself then after a while I will be wondering what’s making me happy.
All I could think of was Lilian.
So on Wednesday my unit head walked up to my desk.

“ Jay what is happening ”? “The reports I asked you to prepare for the monthly MPR is still not yet in my mail and you’ve been here smiling at your monitor since”
I didn’t know what to say so I chuckled.
“What’s funny” he said raising his voice.
“I’m already on it sir” I replied
“Oh, so you forgot or was your brain formatted over the weekend?” he asked angrily
“ This report was due Monday COB and you’re here daydreaming” he said storming back to his seat.

“Oooh, this man has come with his devilish reports again.” I muttered under my breath. So I quickly dug out the necessary figures and got to work glancing at my wrist watch intermittently.

Lilian’s text has been popping in my WhatsApp since morning with all forms of enquiries asking how work was going, if I had eaten....but this MPR report will not even let me reply her messages.

Friday morning I got to work to find an uneasy quietness in the office. People were gossiping in different scanty groups as if someone died, So I quickly pace to my unit to meet up with my colleagues.

“Jay how far, you don hear?” Mike my main man said approaching me.
“Hear what”? I asked already worried.
Apparently a downsizing had just happened and a lot of senior staff had been sacked overnight including my unit head. I was bemused. Even though we had our differences I still liked him and would never imagine that he could be affected in the retrenchment.

“This restructuring sef, someone gets to the office with a job in the morning and goes home jobless in the evening. “ I said shaking my head.
As I settled down to my desk, putting on my system mails were already flying in different directions.The resultant effect of this retrenchment was that I had to do the monthly MPR presentation myself.
Work had to go on I guess

As I was driving silently home after work, my eyes filled up with tears. How can an organization just sack people overnight? I just couldn’t even imagine what my unit head will be going through by now. Then my fone starts to ring. It was Samad, one of my homeboys.
“Guy it’s Friday na, we have been calling you” he said hastily
“Samad I’m in a bad mood right now, I will talk to you later” I said and cut the call
My phone kept ringing with different callers....

When it was apparent that the calls will drain my battery, I had to pick.
“Hi Jay? Is everything okay?” It was Lilian
So I had to tell her all that happened at work since morning.
“Hmmm so where are you?” she asked
“I’m on my way home” I replied
“ Let me take u out dear, you have too much on your mind already “ she said in the sexiest voice I’ve ever heard.

I just couldn’t resist the offer.







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DSpokesMan:
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Dezzy1636:
Come and finish what you have started oooo,Lol

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Nigerianization:



Guy this part got me cracking
You use of words is extraordinary....
Please keep the flow

Thanks @Nigerianization

modextus:
Nice one. Really need to work on my writing skills. I'm nowhere close. You're doing very fine brother.

Thanks Modextus

chinwezdasilva:
Interesting, I no know say the franzese no go concentrate for office
Franzese ride on

You too much Chinwez...

You guys should read my thread and learn a thing or two ooo.

What is good for the goose might NOT be good for the gander ooo.

Chill oo.

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Dezzy1636:
Come and finish what you have started oooo,Lol

I’m coming

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Baba we dey your back, you go become president

Sure, thanks

CONTD PART 4

We got to the car and drove straight towards Utako.
“ Why you so quiet Jay?” She broke the silence
“Well I’m thinking about work tomorrow, I hate Mondays.” I replied

She adjusted her seat to recline backwards and closed her eyes as if she wanted to take a nap so I continued with my driving.
As we approached her estate gate, she asked me to slow down so I parked off the road about 500 meters away from the gate and wound down a little for fresh air.

“I really had fun tonight Jay” She said
“Me too” I shrugged and looked out of the window starring at nothing.
“Jay look here” As I turned to look at her she pulled my head close and gave me the deepest French kiss of my life. Her lips were so soft, I could smell the vanilla fragrance of her hair moisturizer. She dragged me to her already lowered seat and we continued kissing. Her arms were tightly wound around me.

Suddenly bright headlamps shone through my car. We both froze. I glanced back quickly to discover that a white SUV had parked directly behind us. Then a guy came out from the passenger side, stood for a while then took a pee by the sidewalk and thereafter got back into the car. After about 3 minutes, the car pulled out and sped off leaving only our car on the lonely road.

“ Do you think your husband will be back by now?” I asked
“ He’s never back until after midnight, that’s even if he comes home today” she replied in a sarcastic tone
“ I have to go Jay, I had a nice time ” she said stroking my beards
Then she gave me a peck on the cheek and alighted from the car.

As she walked towards her estate gate, a rare feeling of guilt was going thru me. I just had a romantic evening with someone’s wife and I just couldn’t figure out the feeling.
As if she knew I was watching she glanced back and I could see a very bright smile on her face. I snapped out of my frenzy and drove home.

I got home worn out. I had a penile hardon throughput the better part of the evening. I couldn’t even take my clothes off, i just slumped on the bed. Then my phone beeped with a message.
It read “ Thanks for today Jay, you made my day. Will I see you on Friday?”
My hatred for Mondays couldn’t even let me reply.
I just collapsed on my bed and slept off.



TBC.....gotta catch some sleep guys.

Bros there’s only one car in that your list.

First name : Mattix
Surname : Toyota

All the rest are crap,..,well except for the other Toyota brand.

So I went out on a date with a very fine chic and when we settled to eat and stuff she talked about her her mum who down at the hospital due to some psychological/mental issues. I just ignored.

After about 25 minutes or so she starts to talk to herself intermittently and I was really puzzled. Up to the extent the ladies on a nearby table started looking at her. It made me think some of these mental issues might be hereditary.

I had to cut off the friendship. Painful tho,

Guy, things are happening

The reasons why married women cheat are plenty

Long distance
Lack of attention
Emotional trauma
Financial issues
Mind blowing sex........

Go through my yesterday’s thread to learn a lesson or two.

Part 3 CONTD

I came out of the lounge and we walked to my car.
“Is there any quiet place we can talk she asked? “Yeah sure I replied”
So I had to drive to Jabi. There this quiet bar that has a pool side. The scenery and ambience is breezy and usually with soft music at the background.
I usually go there when I have to “inhale and exhale” and think about my future ambition of becoming the president.

“ I like this place” she muttered
Then she started to talk about a lot of things. How she works for a federal parastatal and just got promoted to level 12. I could see she was obviously worried but I didn’t want to interrupt her. Then she diverted to her marriage.
Her husband was a popular car dealer who leaves the house on Monday and comes back on Sundays and sometimes will not come back home for two weeks straight but will still be within Abuja. How her friends see him with different girls around town when he claimed to have travelled to Lagos to clear his cars.

“I have never cheated on my husband and this is the first time in my marriage I will discuss my husband with a guy cos I know all of you are the same.” She said

To lighten her mood I held her hands and tried to crack some jokes but she wouldn’t even smile so I pulled her up and said let’s dance. It was awkward at first cos the music was blues and kinda slow so I was moving her two steps back, one step left and three steps sideways like ballet. Then I raise her hands up and spin her.

I didn’t have anything to say to her. I’m a guy-man myself so I can’t even judge her husband. I probably would do worse when I get married so I just let the dance flow. Any time the dance got us close I could sense she was breathing heavily especially when our bodies touched. I held her firmly throughout the slow dance. Then the music stopped. So we had to sit.

“You can dance oo “ she gasped looking brighter as we sat.

“I like your beards too. You remind of one rapper like dat”
Well a lot of people say I look like COMON the rapper but I guess am slightly darker. I replied
“Tell me about your girlfriends “ she asked.
“Ah me I have many girlfriends o so if I start to talk we go sleep here o’
She just laughed and said “ Jay you’re a bad boy.
In my mind I’m like....me?.....am “bad, baddo, baddest” like Falz said in that song.

Jay “let’s go” she almost screamed as she glanced at her watch. It was already 10:15 pm. I couldn’t believe that time went so fast. So I paid for the Chapman and we left. As she walked ahead of me towards the car I started to imagine what I could do with her massive hips.
Then my church mind started talking to my tipsy head to chill o, chill o.

To be continued


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chinwezdasilva:
Op ur head dey game oh

Thank you Chinwez

whatmoreng:

Mention me as soon as it drops fresh from the oven.

Sure thing......

DSpokesMan:
Nice one thus far. Patiently waiting for the next part...

By the way, good writing skill. Kudos!

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obyikye:
Interesting, mention me when you update.,.

I will surely do sir

Lumidee007:
Ur fada

Wetin happen Lumidee?

The purpose of this thread is for young guys to avoid bleeping married women cos IT DOESN’T ALWAYS END WELL.

CONTD
I had to step out of the lounge to be able to hear Lilian clearly on the phone.
“ Looks like you are really enjoying yourself there”? She said
“Well am trying to” I replied.

Not really sure what this talk was about so now I’m already scratching my head cos my beer will be getting warm and soon my homeboys will start wondering where I disappeared to. I really hate to chit chat on the phone when am boozing but at the other end was a sweet sexy chic so I was kinda stuck in the middle.

Then she said “are you there Jay, you’re not saying anything?” While I was still fumbling for the right words she asked if she could come over. Ah see me see palaver o. This is a married lady here asking to come see me at a booze lounge.
“ Sure you can come over “ was all I hear myself say and then I texted her the address. I went back inside and a lot of stuff start running through my tipsy head.

By the way my old friends call me Marksman. You can look up the word to understand my kind of person. A nickname I got during my 400L IT days at FBN. I have a personal penchant for getting things right at the first trial. I hate when I have to try anything a second time to achieve it.
I do stuff like I don’t have the chance to do it tomorrow..
Let’s just say I have a serious phobia for failure.
I have done/passed many uni/professional exams just once not because I want to be the best but just so I don’t have to do it again.
Also I have met numerous girls and 95% of them I bleeped them on the first date.
No bragging that’s just the way I roll.... but then sometimes life is not the way it seems.

She got to the the Lounge about 25 mins later and called me to come to the parking lot which is just opposite. Who I saw when I came out was breathtaking . She was putting on Nike T shirt with a pink jacket on tight navy blue jeans with high heels . Her hour glass figure was obvious from a distance and I just was completely mesmerized by her beauty.
“ jeeze you look so beautiful, I almost didn’t recognize you” we hugged briefly and then I turned towards the entrance of the lounge but I noticed she wasn’t following.
“ I can’t go in there with you Jay. What would you want people that know
me or my husband say? I just wanted to talk to you about something that’s all”
So I went back inside the lounge and gave my homeboys some silly excuse why I gotta leave ASAP.

TBC...,,,,

The reasons why married women cheat are plenty
Long distance
Lack of attention
Emotional trauma
Mind blowing sex........

Go through my yesterday’s thread to learn a lesson or two.

Wen u carry your phone call her....,,did u tell us?
She come, 1st night poka, 2nd nite poka. U tell us?
She cook beans, rice and indomie.....shey u tell us?
Now you’re tired ba?

Come, bring your head.

Philadelphia:


No be small laugh una dey make me dey laugh here.

If he leaves KD to Ogun and buys the car there, can he drive the car back to KD?

The car will probably drive him back na.
No mind the clown.

obisite:
Op... Did you say 200-250,?

Check out this.. Guess it's withing the price range, you can bargain sha

https://www.nairaland.com/5785777/toyota-carina-manual-1996-sale#88298461

He should leave KD to Ogun state to buy that crap? Bring your head here.

Freelane33:
God will protect all the residents in that area . We go put you in our prayers..THIS IS NIGERIA[/b][/b]

“THERE’S PLENTY WAHALA SHA..,,
POLICE STATION DEY CLOSE FOR 6....,
SECURITY REASON O.”