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Ginalex:
Because it happened 10 years ago, it's less grievous abi.... If it were your daughter, sister or niece, would you make this comment?? ... Y'all refusing to call a spade a spade would definitely get what's coming to ya.

my sister,Africa is just made up of unreasonable idiots who can't make use of their brains reason Nigeria is in abject sorry poverty state and someone will just be attending a business center called church even without questioning the moral character of the so called pastor him him/her the so called sermon too.

iswallker:
The church of God is greater than busola and timi dakolo and all the so.called celebs in Nigeria whose morality is below average...

your mates in Japan are manufacturing cars and you are here defending a pastor who you aren't even sure he is a man of God

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.12.2016 Appeal to Journalists from Sergey Mavrodi
Dear journalists, “analysts” and all kinds of “experts”!

Please stop using MMM to gain cheap popularity. Leave us alone and let us work without interference. I’m just astonished by your irresponsibility and cynical attitude. Interests of millions of people, your fellow citizens are at stake. Don’t you have any sympathy for them? Why are you fueling hysteria around MMM and provoking a panic? Why are you doing this so diligently and persistently, what is your purpose?

In fact, absolutely all your provocative and worthless articles and “analyses” (I said “worthless” because you do not have any real information about what happens in the System, and might have never had; you simply invent everything, fabricate it) are merely negative: “MMM has collapsed!!!.. MMM will not be working in January!!!..” etc. Are you intentionally presenting all of it in such a manner and whipping up tension by any means possible in order to increase the ratings of your publications and attract attention to them? Don’t you care about people at all?

So, nothing has collapsed, and MMM will safely resume its work in January, as announced. Suspension of work for holidays is a usual thing, merely working moment, no more than that. It would have remained a normal, just a part of the usual routine, and might have gone almost unnoticed if it were not for your totally cynical and irresponsible attempts to advertise yourself, create a scandal out of nowhere, and make the most of this news topic in any possible way.

Again, leave MMM alone and let us work. Nothing has collapsed, and MMM will perfectly resume its work in January. We Can Change the World. NiZooria bloggers are just completely contemptible and hopeless.

.12.2016 Appeal to Journalists from Sergey Mavrodi
Dear journalists, “analysts” and all kinds of “experts”!

Please stop using MMM to gain cheap popularity. Leave us alone and let us work without interference. I’m just astonished by your irresponsibility and cynical attitude. Interests of millions of people, your fellow citizens are at stake. Don’t you have any sympathy for them? Why are you fueling hysteria around MMM and provoking a panic? Why are you doing this so diligently and persistently, what is your purpose?

In fact, absolutely all your provocative and worthless articles and “analyses” (I said “worthless” because you do not have any real information about what happens in the System, and might have never had; you simply invent everything, fabricate it) are merely negative: “MMM has collapsed!!!.. MMM will not be working in January!!!..” etc. Are you intentionally presenting all of it in such a manner and whipping up tension by any means possible in order to increase the ratings of your publications and attract attention to them? Don’t you care about people at all?

So, nothing has collapsed, and MMM will safely resume its work in January, as announced. Suspension of work for holidays is a usual thing, merely working moment, no more than that. It would have remained a normal, just a part of the usual routine, and might have gone almost unnoticed if it were not for your totally cynical and irresponsible attempts to advertise yourself, create a scandal out of nowhere, and make the most of this news topic in any possible way.

Again, leave MMM alone and let us work. Nothing has collapsed, and MMM will perfectly resume its work in January. We Can Change the World. NiZooria bloggers are just completely contemptible and hopeless

the company was commissioned yesterday by Sam Egwu,so that means they will soon commence d long awaited interview. gracious

shaqhead:
Son, all you just spewed is just emotional sentiments!

Until youths from the ND ask the right questions, they will keep goin round and round gettin the same B.S and they will come on a forum like you to wail!

There was a time the SS said they wanted 13% derivation from the Oil from their lands to develop the Niger Delta. They got it! Can you in all honesty tell me that you can show me even a trace of that 13% in any of the ND states?

Then the SS said they wanted a ND ministry to do the very same thing that 13% couldnt do. They got it! This is a ministry for and run by folks of SS extraction. Can u b honest to tell me the impact it has on the common man in the creeks?

Before all these there was an NDDC, remember? Where is the money been pumped into this institutions all to cater for the ND going to?

What is the monthly allocation of Bayelsa or Delta State relative to Lagos State that you want replicated in the ND? Do u kno Bayelsa is owing salaries? What biz has bayelsa wt owing salaries?

I only read this emotion-laden hooey over and again as if the issues of the ND jst started immediately PMB came onboard!

Folks keep mentioning federalism as if it is one magic bullet that solves every problem overrnyt.

If Lagos even without Federalism is this developed it is a stupid excuse by the ND to hope on some phantom pill to solve her issues. We have the most cerebrally indolent leaders in the ND akin to those in the North and they are devoid of any modicum of vision.

Folks from the SS can keep salivating on pictures of Lagos and Abj (and soon Ogun State) all they want, but untl they fix the leadership deficit even emptyin this budget in the Niger delta wont see any appreciable change. If Lagos is where it is witout Federalism, you cant imagine where it wl b with it!

They need to go take a course from Obiano of Anambra state, who has stayed out of this political nonsense that has dominated the landscape and has remained focused on governance issues.

If the SS had jst one Obiano ryt now we wont be havin this conversation!

Its now clear the criminal avengers "demands" are not in anyway Pro-ND but jst a decoy to get sympathy from folks like you

nna what they needed is very simple..
They want freedom
They want their republic
They want Biafra....
bro if u r Yoruba,u can go ahead with d north marry ya selves.

wait a minute...so u think I will kill my brother for Nigeria if I m in military ...hail no.fg is as confused as someone that grad with pass

IPOBians r ready to take up arms at any slightest command combined with their Niger delta brothers ....the zoo is finished unless true federalism is implemented

pls do anybody have a clue of how their exam questions will look like.mine is on 6th

iblawi:
You are as dull as your post too cos you people don't even know the difference between government revenue and economy. 90% of government revenue is from South South but over 40% of economy is from South West. And services, telecom, agriculture etc are the major contributor to Nigerian economy, with service accounting for almost 50%.

Niger delta will be the 1 to lose on the long run.

then shut ya trap n make use of the so called government revenue...what a contraption called zooneria

dollyjoy:
Those retards are doing more harm than good,i don't even know if they are fighting for the masses or their own selfish interest but fact is, blowing up oil pipes isn't the right way to go. It can lead to loss of aquatic life, infertility, and even pollution.


I wonder what they will do next if Buhari do not listen to their demands. Useless people

u r just as useless as your post, do u know what it means to develop Abuja d capital of the zoo which has contributed nothing to d economy while Niger Delta which contributes 100% to d economy remains undeveloped.Besides the pipe that was blown up,is it in ya land?

The tin always make d loudest noise,Obasanjo couldn't crush them with force but only succeeded in taking innocent lives in UDI but d game has changed.The point is if Bubu doesn't dialogue, d military will fight with empty stomach cz d economy will crash to zero level.release Nnamdi Kanu n dialogue with d 5℅,that's d only way.

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annnikky:
Na wah so hw this tori take end be d@

I tire oo..I won't abandon my son cz of d commitment I've had with Ella.

Have anyone watched BLACK NOVEMBER? its a Niger delta movie

agbangam:
Some pple here are jubilating over d death of soldiers doing their bit to make d country/economy remain in a gud shape.
Well, wait till it happens to one of ur family member. Dis guys feel dey are doing PMB but nope u are doing d ordinary Nig. dat are now sleeping in darkness cos of ur bombing.
I no longer blame PMB for power outage rather d criminal ND vengence

u talk a lota trash...we rather stay in darkness than c d resources of Niger delta been carted away without due compensation in d name of national economy.

if u watch BLACK NOVEMBER,u will know they're fighting a just course...its not all about the economy of d entity but also the host community.

the zoo is falling.

[quote author=YourFatherYansh post=45787587]My heart bleeds for this country....before we realize the effect of all diz sabotage , Ghana, Togo, Benin our neighbouring countries will be playing a USA- Mexico relationship with us. Nigeria illegal emigrant might have flooding those countries because of better standard of living in some few years to come..
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How else can the black race think. ....An ailing economy, yet som group of idiotic and cursed generation are bent on taking us to stone age era in d name of fighting for emancipation of thier people.... Isis as a fvck.tard entity never blow up facilities cause they knw d effect of taking d economy backward,,,,,instead they capture regions, while production continues with the proceeds going 2 their pockets.
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To the born by mistake individuals dat are shouting for the continuation of blowing of facilities by diz Idio.ts thinking dey are doing the president....take a look at Borno, after killing both there economy and human resources , am sure GEJ is lying paralysed in the hospital cause of their actions I guess
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I laugh wen dis Idio.ts think is only crude oil that can suffocate the Nigerian economy, yes it contributes majorly to d economy, thanks to the useless rulers we have had in time pass,
U guys are complaining abt tomatoes prices skyrocketing I guess, that is juz a little picture of what will happen if the North decide to also blow up every means of transporting foodstuffs to all ur channels...I couldn't finish d gibberish u wrote cz it was good as meaningless thought.u r just anxious of not going back to d stone age n d parasitic rshp Nigeria shares with foreign countries.....what about the host communities, what about their warfare,what about their depleting lands..All Niger deltans should watch BLACK NOVEMBER.

[color=#006600][/color][size=8pt][/size]After unleashing the crammed rhyme I have practiced for long to her,she called me by my name n said..I don't wan to have anything to do with u in this school,stay away from me..I told her thank you n zoomed off without delay...
Later we stated dating during aw unidays n I asked her y she said such to me in the past n she asked y I didn't come for her again.

To be fore arm is to .......