mrlaw93:
I was pressed.. i walked as fast as possible to a corner, i removed my di.ck to urinate nt knowing that a lady was making call right dere.. Her eyes focused on my di.ck. It was very difficult to leave immediately.. The tin pain me die

Soso990240:
Play football a lot during my school days.Belong to a local club in Enugu(Samba).There's dis day we had a football match,I invited my girl,who also invited her 3 friends.Seein d girls around,I wanted to show myself and form #SupaSta.Guess what... I messd up..played like a JB.I was later substituted.felt really ashamed of me.Bt am a gud baller on a gud day.

Aminat508:
Gave him a dirty slap

EnigmaticEnigma:
I sniffed her panties

buchisom1:
My is whn i see a fine gal or a gal i lik...i will start cryung

AreaFada2:
Mine was pretending to be lost. I was in a post office. This half-caste babe was using a pre-google, rather primitive information searching machine. Long ago in a popular European tourist city.
Fact was I probably knew that city better than her.

I used that time helping me search direction to chat her up.
She had the most amazing ikebe, shape and sexiness you will ever see.

We "dated" but she later confessed to be a lesbian, amid tears.

Oladimejjy:
mine was a bit crazy, I just walked up from my room and went to ma neighbor room just to saw a lady friend watching tv then I kissed her the rest nw.. story

Oladimejjy:
mine was a bit crazy, I just walked up from my room and went to ma neighbor room just to saw a lady friend watching tv then I kissed her the rest nw.. story

69MissedCalls:
I've asked a girl if she was a lesbian. most awkward day of my life. she hated me for that. I still feel somehow each time I remember that day

joewizzy247:
mine was when i toast my classmate bck in sec skul.she gav me a dirty slap,wen i turned bck and looked at my friends dats inspired me to walk up to her, they were laughin at me.i got angry and swept her off her feets.i sat on her and slapped her continously until my friends came to her rescue.i would neva forget dat day. that was d only tym ive ever hit a woman in my lyf

denedene:
i was forming like I'm a big boy with ego cause she was in the uk when she returned, we arranged to meet up walai ego no de at all so from one story of posting to other till i exhausted all lies that we had to meet up still ego no de. so i drove down to her place, unfortunately the female friend that introduced us was with her(my heart broke) no money for one na two con show up... they were all dressed up n ready to groove. the friend then shouted "me I'm hungry for pizza o! " in my mind i was thinking and cursing myself "who send me come here" so i excused myself and made a sharp call before we started the journey.. when i came back, i started driving and told em let me reach the mech first to check my car. after spending like 25mins to reach the mechanic workshop, i had already call mech to form one bogus problem when he's checking the car.. the mech came checked the car, went under, open bonnet and was like "ah! oga thank God you come now o! your brake don bad, tyroid no good even some fluids don finish and i was like "guy! you no go waste time to fix all these abi? " he was like yes! i walked to the girls begged dem to be patient(deep down i knew i nothing was wrong with the car and the car won't move an inch from there) from 2pm till 6pm we de mech shop, after my actor mechanic waste our time, i took dem back to their house and sincerely apologised that it wasn't my fault

Anuoluwapo3054:
hehehe....that night was funny, i was actually waiting for her to pass when i suddenly looked up and saw her coming with her nephew, i quickly pretended as if i had stomach ache just to get her attention...believe you me,it really worked because I was rolling on the floor that night then she came closer and closer....lifted me up and that was the beginning of our friendship. She's married today though, because I was shy to confess to her that i love her....we friendzoned each other for years though fun of each other but my problem was that I was too shy because u don't want to lose her company cos she might get angry.

Thayay:
Mine was smiling to whatever she says to the extent of her asking what's wrong with me

JudgementHammer:
Me na fart.

I blasted the thing in an empty classroom where I teach during holidays. I forgot completely that there was someone behind me. Na after lowering my bombom from the farting position and started inhaling the sweet smell that I now saw a lady walked out carrying her bag and books.

The funny thing is she doesn't even work in d sch so I could have apologized later. She was a visitor and I never saw her again since then

Fredchisom:
[color=#006600][/color][size=8pt][/size]After unleashing the crammed rhyme I have practiced for long to her,she called me by my name n said..I don't wan to have anything to do with u in this school,stay away from me..I told her thank you n zoomed off without delay...
Later we stated dating during aw unidays n I asked her y she said such to me in the past n she asked y I didn't come for her again.

Jesuspistol:

Chai. God have mercy o.

menxer:
Years back before Naija dreamed of GSM, One girl wey I dey toast told me, "If u are serious come and visit me in my village". Na so I mumuishly find my way from PH go the last bus stop in Ubakala, with no address except her first name, Ugadinma (apologies if I get the spelling wrong).

from the bus stop I befriended the guys there with enough palm wine, and the search took off in ernest.

3 girls in the village match the description with the same name I gave and off we went to check them out one by one. But they all turn out not to be the girl.

At the last palm wine joint as I prepare to call off the search as it was about 6pm, a guy walked in that happened to be a cousin to the girl I was looking for; as a job man, the guy asked for his fair share of palm wine and pepper soup before taking me where I want.

The funny thing was, the girl's house was right opposite the joint and she was outside.

Exceller:
I can't forget that in a hurry.I was in SS1 then, on my way back from school one afternoon. I saw this pretty damsel walking in front of me with her friend I suspected..I quickly adjusted my posture and the way i walking to impress her....In my mind I was fantasying and admiring her beauty and thinking of all the crazy things I'll do to her .She too was flirting with me through eye contacts as we walked along and I was smiling,then she and her friend crossed to the other side of the road. So i kept watching them while walking backward and THEN THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED...I fell into a gutter filled with all the watery garbage you can think off....Jeez! I couldn't even summon courage to stand up from the stinking piss I was upon and before I knew it, she rushed over with her friend and they both held me up and immediately got water nearby to help me clean up a little..Damn!! I told her point blank that she was the reason I fell. She smile and apologized..She told me her name "Love"and they just moved to our estate 3 weeks ago and that she sees me when am going to school that her house was two flats from mine and that they were going JAMB lesson...we became friends and she was given all the green light but in me, my interest died in that gutter..Fast forward two years later. She was still trying to gain admission while I was writing my jamb, so I took it upon myself to help her and she passed with flying colours and she did everything for me to date her but you know now......the interest no dey again o......She told me she fell for me since the day I fell inside the gutter...Damn!!!.

lekjons:
missed my way following a lady...

staring at her atomic azz!!