₦airaland Forum

Nigra:
Na so we dey hear,

e sure for me ooo I be talk and do

BloomingDale:
I can imagine the number of times this pastor for don fire am. Fear Nigerian pastors.

Easy na madam
must everything be centered around "Sex"
you fit like too much 4uk no mean say na xame with another man

Nigra:
Life is sweet and short,Na to enjoy am

. if I run enter your kpekus e go be like na trailer jam you

kals4luv990:
nna eeh bro wetin we go do for this condition na

No time o my man na to suck bobby oo

Nigra:
Life is sweet and short,Na to enjoy am

With better banging and nacking hope you go cum massively

olasaad:
But what happens to this Ooni self 4 wives

him like towtow that's why
him no want dey chop one particular type of food

kals4luv990:
Why aunty no come wear fitted bra na?

lol
wetin carry your eyes go there na
Abi you want suck her

Nigra:
Him go shift am out of place and shift am back to place

na your kind of lady deserve hot wild aggressive and brutal banging

Nigra:
Baddoo, especially the gbola that wobbles when hard..me no like the ones way veins dey show

lol
that type fit shift ur womb oo

Devonelle:
I am a good cook. So I’ll pick knacking .
I’ll handle his tummy while he handles my hmmm

and give you a hot mind blowing sex that I'll make you squirt like a running tap

KristaPretty:
In summary, you're 35 and you need men to toast you and leave the 20-25 alone?

Exactly dear you've just hit the nail on the head
I'm very sure she's envious of the 20-25yrs babes
if no be juju which sensible man go see young fresh blood go come leave am say na evening newspaper e go like follow

Nigra:
Na the kind talk you dey like...olosho

Lol
you want say you no dey enjoy the sweetness of big Gbola
especially that long thick one way if e enter your honey pot your leg go dey vibrate

Sweetvie:
Aswear... I don't know what you can say or do that can make me loose my temper, atleast i haven't seen anything that can. Na who ugly they worry abt breakfast

Lol... I can't even slap him with this my cute hand but he must receive sense

Lol
they're some kind of factory reset slap that need to land on his face so that he will come back to his senses.
@Bolded
so na only who ugly na them dey collect breakfast?
the beautiful one's are left out Abi?

jeromestarks:
I don't know why you think this of me but I tell you, I am not a bad person.

Lol
don't get it twisted brother I don't think bad about you my man
just that have been seeing how you've been dishing hot curses on OrgasmGiver

jeromestarks:
I don't know why I am happy you wanted to kill her. . And Then I am happy you didn't kill her.
And again I am happy she cheated on you. . (You're foolish enough to trust a woman you didn't disvirgin).
I am just happy how the whole thing turned out.

I trust you're good on dishing out heavy curses
why not give the Op a well befitting curse

Enough reason why it's better to control your anger instead of allowing your anger to control you

Sweetvie:
Can you even listen to your self
Like read all what you post again... You almost become a murderer bcoz of a girl ? Like a mere girl? You're crazy infact you're stupid
Com'on nau
You almost want to waste 20 something year of your life in jail for a girl? Does she worth it? Is she so irreplaceable? Is love that crazy? Coz I don't understand. What's wrong with you... Girls full everywhere. I swear if I know you ehn you for don chop slap. Do you know what a murder case is? You may not even be able to come out from jail, life imprisonment. Never never allow ur emotions to take the better part of you.

@Bolded
na which kind slap you want pack take design him face

VeryWickedGoat:
This is the problem. You were supposed to sacrifice her not sacrifice for her.

lol you're a very wicked goat indeed so if na you na to sacrifice the babe

cococandy:
Wahala

I wanna taste some candy

Sweetvie:
Yes o
Na everybody go chop breakfast
@bolded
Aswear and you will see nlanders giving advice like" Nigerian girls are useless, date Nigerian girls are at your own risk, dump her ass she for the street, she get one guy wey dey knack her, she is cheating " etc

lol
you dun sabi all of dem guys for here finish fah
they no dey waste time to release vawulence as e dey hot...
some go say you are a simp why you go privatize public property for your own use only....

Terror48:
Dis ffk pictures dey always make me laugh

the man dey always get joy anytime e see food
e no dey use him stomach infrastructure play oo

[quote author=robinso01 post=117225232]She should invite bro ffk

@bolded
that man like food oo
he fit sell him birthright because of amala and ewedu

Sweetvie:
For a starter, I don't like that your colleague he is an asshole... You better draw a btwn you and him, he is not a friend.
Second, That your girl is not a wife material... To literally be flirting in front of you, 34? She just looking for someone to marry. Tho' you act to quick but that doesn't rule out the fact that she has a crush on that colleague...
And you are so stupid to allow urself to be emotionally blackmail...she want to kill herself? She should go ahead. You love her? Go ahead an get marry don't just come here to open another thread " My wife is sleeping with my colleagues" or " my first child is not mine"
Am sure that ur colleague doesn't even need to toast(woo) her b4 she will accept and that sex that you did not do he will continue for you.

Enough reasons why I like you so much
you too dey very intelligent and sensible
you judged the matter without no sentiments. If it were to be some Nland feminist dem for dun use insult and bashing finish the Op

Sweetvie:
Lmao... You want make i chop breakfast?
Or do you want my boyfriend to come to nland and be like " My gf prefer her work over me, she always busy and don't have time for me... What do you think I should do guys"
Love is a crazy emotions that I don't wanna be involve in. I don't wanna hurt my cute little heart

Lol
Everybody go chop breakfast In Burna Boy's Voice
@Bolded
Nland dun turn where they dey report matter for settlement
and not as if some go give am better advice oo

[quote author=Zonefree post=117258802]No Nigerian lady can stay two weeks without sex
Rozross
Sweetplum
Siofra
Virginprincess

@Bolded
I beckon you to counter this statement

HolyMan12:
Hot and inviting


Damn! I Pull up Her dress, yank, rip off her panties and penetrate. Give her hard thrusts and pour all my hot seed in it.

Tell her to tell me thank you and walk like a messiah.

Bros shey you be rapist ni?
but your depicts you of being a holy man

temitope27:
Bros u suppose knack am that hammer, I tell you u won't regret it, patapata 20 years for jail

see as you talk am like say 20yrs na child's play
shey you go help am serve half of the jail term?

Starz825:
She texted me she was coming to my house yesterday. The only word I said to her since on Friday was to meet me in a uncompleted building close to my house yesterday, I have this machanic slege hammer, it's one of my tools I use for working, so I held it while waiting for her.


If the above statement no make you laff as you dey read am...
You no know comedy be that.....

Angry man wan kill him girlfriend.....

You would have just been kept in kirikiri (on death row) by now... [/b]regretting the very day you were born...or probably wishing you were never born..
Your hope would have been dashed, the chances of your dreams becoming a reality truncated......[/b]

Guy.. kneel down and thank God for your life...you have been revived...

Now focus on the following:
*Yourself
*Your dreams
* Your parent
*Your siblings (if you have any)...

After the above find a descent young girl( at least descent according to your observations) ...then begin something meaningful...and please stop investing your feelings/finance in them too early...mr investor

Welcome to a new life bro... Congratulations

.

swear down!
you're damn hilarious fah
na real investor him be o

@bolded
him for really regret why him mama born am
Him for just waste him life for nothing

Sweetvie:
When I fall in love I will come back to tell you guys
Cheers!

my sweetvie what's stopping you from falling in love love is a beautiful thing o

Cc: sweetie Won't you like to go on a vacation with me to this place?

gly:
Almighty formula would save the situation . By the way why housing grown up made with those characteristic features. That is a red flag to breakage of marriage

lol before na ugly house maid you want make him employ