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Maka70:
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na this kind advice dey kpai innocent men or boys during knacking

advanceDNA:
Una don come again.....which one is loophole in sayin the man aged well....
How do u jump on people's thread telling them what to say....and misinterpreting their comment.... ko proper nowww

bros you for just wipe am Oraimo chord for head
shar who knows she might even be crushing on you because that ahnie lady nor dey carry eyes jam fine boys komot eyes

Worriedwife:
It is better to be quiet than open your mouth and confirm you are not wise. Gutter kid

even ur monicker already depicts who you are?
FYI advanceDNA is a real gee that knows how to use his words with out been sentimental
and if they should mention top 10 super genius and intelligent nairalander with nice choice of words advanceDNA is among the elites

honestivo:
We don't need ur explanation , we all know how wicked Nigerian politicians are, this is from a state with massive poverty [b][/b]

just dey play!
shey you dey whine
which state get massive poverty

siofra:
I'm not capping. I'm serious. Better to be a single woman in Nigeria, than marry.

lol
this one dun chop breakfast tired o

[quote author=FREDCLSSICO7 post=123926554]Congrats To O.B.O
I Just Hope 001 No Go Use This One Do Soap When time dun reach for renewal of kanayo O Kanayo

Congrats To O.B.O
I Just Hope 001 No Go Use This One Do Soap When time dun reach for renewal of [b]kanayo O Kanayo[\b]

OffAir:
Chioma better get pregnant ASAP and give birth to twins baby gals

lol
kilode

Jennyclay:
I Love Davido

davido doesn't date cheap and broke gals class attracts class level pass level

LUGBE:
Monkey that married a fairly used woman as wife


You want to revive your dead career , you want to cash out from Pbat and you think obi's name will grant you access to villa.

bros na Lugbe you base
son of man dey find work for that side o

dayleke:
Let's just say for arguments sake that he wins the Grammy.
Can you just imagine him going up to the stage to collect the award with his entourage and shouting "wahala! Wahala!! Wahala!!!" all the way .

😅😅😅😅

just dey whine?
you think say Grammy na talk am make e sweet for ear
if Grammy easy like that naija artiste for dun pack am tire
the likes of legendary 2baba, dbanj and psquare no see am win na portable want come win am like this way him dey behave
person way no even get international recognition even for here naija dem dey discriminate am
how many A-list artiste want even work With am? na there we suppose start with

Starhearts:
Naa soo my landlord wife dey take advice my wife

Wetin con happened now be say..... l don knack dat my landlord wife (adviser) 5 times in two different hotels....

Women no dey shame

hope you release your hot akamu inside her

Creamypie:
B4 nko. His wife can't complain, since money dey.if u ask His wife to confront him, she will say she has forgiven him even b4 he started cheating. Na so. My son can't marry a girl from poor home like jennyclay

that's women for you o even if na monkey get money they go still follow am

Efna55:
This country is becoming more difficult to live..

Mainwhile if you're suffering from premature ejaculation and weak erection check my profile and thank me later..

my own issue is that my gf complains that I ejaculate too much in her
how can I stop it cus its too much I can shot like 3 to 5 shot during ejaculation which will make me releasing massively and flooding her uterus with my hot seed

Shalommy:
She is either a cultist or girlfriend to a cultist. Chaiii... Descendant of Odin.

na who be Odin? pls throw more light on it so that we that don't know Odin will know what it is so we don't fall into the trap

GUNITGuy:
Please I need redpill how can I join

wire this aza 6112586963 Opay once I confirm the payment I go get the redpil for you

orijo1980:
There are some parent who just say oh boy I have give you this girl even after my death she is your wife I happen to be among them the father inviteme to his house. When I went their I met him with some of his friends after greetings the explain every to me and invite the girl we discuss the girl accepted during the period she was in jss1 I took full responsibility of her education although at that time the father was stable. Know the story started charging all those years I am responsible for clothing and all schooling responsibility with with financial assistant to the family with her own special. She is almost done with her waec but just of resent see call me and your not the calibre men men I want to marry

you no need worry na
call am come your house
buy action bitter take enough Loud and drink two black bullet join am then take viagra make your mind dey there
when she dun come make sure you bang am hard and vawulently like ur life depends on the punna
straff her like a b!tch then make sure you released enough hot akamu or even sef half of ur akamu inside her body that type way go make gal carry belle way she no go fit abort that type way go make to born triplets
after she born collect one then leave two for her to train after 20yrs that is if you never kpai come back and collect the two back

Love56743:
I remember that time, i was in secondary skul there was a girl that i love with all my heart,she don't have father only mother and they are about 6 of them living in one room, i used to steal our food stuffs like rice tin tomatoes, i also save money from d one my parents give to me for my feeding in skul by weekend i also go to job i will give the girl the money, The painful thing is that all the boys for my area dey Bleep the girl but this girl dey insult my life fear nor go even let me touch her without insult she went as far to tell my area guys that dey shouldn't follow me that I'm a fool that i don't have sense, later this girl told me that she is pregnant that i should give her money to remove the pregnancy, i still mumu lie my parents to collect money and give to this girl and she promise say she go give me Bleep i come dey happy after everything this girl still insult whether i nor say slipper get size, that day i come cry, Na there i come gather mind insult her, then will both stop talking, later when she say i don enter skul she come dey beg make i come Bleep, Already i don Dey see fine girls with packing for skul that time, then i come back from skul i don get swag and i don Dey carry blackberry bolt 5 that time, that time, when she come again na there i come tell her say she nor be my level again i come insult hell out of her life sweet shall that time..

why you sef go dey put fuel inside motor way anoda man go drive

quickly:
Look at Newcastle they were almost been relegated until Saudi Arabia bought them.

Now Eddie Howe too is looking like a genius.
From next season onwards they will be contenders for Premier league and Champions league.

A team facing relegation was a top 4 contender within months.

Just shows you that money can make someone look like a world class coach.

Let Guardiola go and coach getafe or Norwich city let’s see if he can win premiership back to back.

did your favorite coach coached any of this teams you just mentioned below?

[quote author=quickly post=123733638]Ferguson was in his 70s recovered from a heart attack make e no retire. With ur anus brain

Man U became a dominant force with academy plays not merchinaries like Pepe uses. Beckham, Scholes, Giggs , Neville etc all academy and the core of the 99 team. Make Pep try am. He goes to teams wit unlimited budget. He can get any player in the world and they won’t drag price.

Why do you think Premier league has 115 charges against Man city for irregularities.

Even UEFA banned team from Champions league before they appealed for faking revenue and laundering.


Man city was already win the league with Mancini and Pellegrini before Guardiola


To ur stupid question of coaches. Have u heard of Bryan robson? Mark Hughes , Ole . At least 32 ppl have become coaches from Under SAF.

How many trophy did they win?
did any of them win The UCL, EPL or F.A Cup?

and why didn't your Ferguson coach the likes of Everton and Bournemouth to prove he his a supreme coach?
or have you forgotten that Pepe inherited academy team the likes of Messi,Pedro, Xavi, iniesta and busquett to beat your supremo coach twice in the UCL final

Almiron:
Why did Ferguson retired at Man Utd, why e no go to Everton or QPR, you dey reason with your anus.

They are called Elite coaches for a reason, you don't become an Elite coach by chance or luck, na result of your previous achievements, years of hardwork, hardluck, pain, victory...

Pep has done this in 3 different leagues. ferguson will die and be remembered as a local champion.

Guess what?? It was easier for Pep in England, no Messi, Xavi and Iniesta, he created new monsters, even assistants wey learn under him don turn Elite coaches, abeg name a single one from SAF side, none cos he's a fraud, Epl referees dey his pocket, damn no VAR. Saf na Pep's bitch


Cry harder loser

don't mind the F00lish Idiat
that's how they go about wailing like an hungry puppy
you could have asked him if he will leave a rich and wealth organization to go work in a poor rural settings just to prove a point that you're hardworking

quickly:
Let Guardiola turn Everton or Bournemouth to win premier leagues b4 i can call him the supremo coach.

When ur team is already wining premiership and then u add Real Madrid quality of players like Haaland akanji etc what does any one expect.

tell me any of your top or favorite coach that coached those teams you mentioned above then we will take you serious
I don't know why y'all don't see could things and appreciate it y'all always looking for excuses to bring someone down.
asking guardiola to coach low and average teams is like telling burna boy or wizkid to go perform in a village square to prove his worth

Sweetvie:
How're you doing?

babe am gud it's been a while sweetie

Tryagain77:
I saw a post on this forum which looks similar to mine and that inspired me into writing this to share with people how my boss (former) was abusing me.

I graduated from one of the courses in social science in one of the federal universities and have been job hunting to land a good job but to no avail.

Bills were piling up while I was going down economically. Out of hunger, lack and frustration, I settled to work as a barman in a hotel.

A week after resuming that work, the man that the hotel is leased out to started showing me his true colours. Nobody is above mistake in life. Even minor things that could have been settled without raising eyebrows, he would shout at me and abuse me right in front of customers. He would use derogatory words to describe me and say all sort of inhumane things to me, all to show that he's the boss.

Despite all that, I couldn't leave because I had no other job option at hand. For the 9 months I have worked in the place, these are the things I went through.

1. I have been verbally and physically abused by the said man. There is no kind of derogatory and inhumane word that man has not used on me and most times, right in the presence of customers and also when in the presence of the girls he brings to sleep with.

Note: this is how he behaves with all the staff, not only me.

2. He kicked me, slapped me, knocked my head, spat on me, yelled at me. Calling me a fool, an idiot, useless something etc, was no longer anything worrisome to me again because I got used to it.

3. Because of all these abuses, his friends who use to come there took advantage and started abusing me too. One slapped me the other day because I presented a bill he thought I surcharged him, which we later found out I didnt. I don't blame him actually.

4. You would work 2 months plus before you receive 1 month salary. For example, you would receive January salary between 10-15th of March.

5. Salary was N25,000 but I have never received that amount complete. He always look for something accuse me of in order to deduct our so called salary and pay less. There was a month I received N7000 as my salary.

6. Any customer that breaks a glass pays N1000 for it. When he first mentioned this in a meeting, we thought he was joking, but he was being serious. When he started deducting my salary for broken glasses, then I realized he was serious. I have never heard anything of such anywhere before. That a customer who breaks glass should pay N1000 for it.

What happened on the 23rd of May.
23rd of May was his birthday. He invited friends and celebrated. Right in his presence, one of the guests broke a glass. I'm the only one serving both the bar and guests in the room including food. So it was a very busy time for me. Just because I didn't sweep the broken glass immediately because I was busy serving people, as I wanted to pass, he shouted angrily at me, aimed me with the broken glass and broke my head. I was bleeding and I left the place to a pharmacy to treat the wound. Guess what? He was not even remorseful about it at all.

The following day I tendered a resignation letter with immediate effect. Obviously if I don't leave the place, the man may kill me or make me do something I will later regret.

Now pay me off, he's telling me I need to work again at least another one month for him to find a replacement, if I'm serious about receiving my outstanding salary or I should forget about it. Even at that, I know too well that he will pay me anything he likes, claiming glasses were broken, I did this and I did that. Presently he's looking for job seekers but nobody wants to work with such a crude person anymore. Even someone he sacked as usual over two months ago, he's not been able to replace till today.

Now I'm jobless, hungry and penniless.

I need advice on how to go about to collect my money from this man. I don't have strength for any fight with him. I just need my hard earned money but let it not be until another blood is spilled.

Story of a struggling Nigerian.

Is Either You Are A Coward, Dummy And A Weakling And A Thief because that's the only thing that could make you remain in an abusive job for over 9months
I believe you are bias with the whole truth there is always two side of a story
until we hear from your boss if not we won't believe you

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Sweetvie:

my lady

porthouse7:
past glory, make tiwa enter anywhere among those u mentioned and let see who will get all the ovation and attention

past glory you say?
just dey play
if we should forget about past glory then I don't see need why history and records should be put into consideration
what you should have said is that those two time has passed
Tiwa is no were close to them in their prime

[quote author=kosssy post=123669651]I know what I am saying about the catholic church because I have seen firsthand what they can do in any sector they step into. His complaints surprised me anyways but about the Rev. Father stealing, I wonder what he will use the loot to do. They are mostly not covetous of material things.

what if conji catch am shey he no go nack to free him mind

Barims:
Poor goat in serious inconveniency

na the goat come tell you say the back dey inconvenience am

smalldivk111:
What should I tell the doctor?

Tell Doctor say you had a rough hot and intense Round of good raw sex with a hookup babe that you didn't know she was carrying heavy infections inside her that you got carried away by her beauty that's why you dived in raw that the doctor should help you cus your dick is on fire

I go reduce my nacking to two rounds before i dey bang 5 to 6 rounds but as fuel don come cost i can't k!ll mysef o

SharpFx:
Even me self don't understand

he mean say after the hot sex he released his hot spam inside her kpekus