This remains me of someone in Nigeria asking me to get him a 2010 Nissan versa and have it shipped to Nigeria for 900k naira.
Such people you don't waste your time with. And like my big boss Fhemmy said some customers pushes the dealer to cheat on them.
Asking to get Toyota Camry 2008, low mileage, leather seat full option and shipped to Nigeria for 1.2 million

Raymondenyi: One word "Money laundry" he should b arrested n detained immediately

go arrest am na

Obere4u:
What then works

Reading works.... Haven't you heard heaven helps those who helps themselves

Are they going to Iraq abi na same jamb wey I write dem dey go for.... If we pray for jambite wey wan carry expo wetin we go come do for our country

Anazp: Hello. I have been dating my girl for about five years now. I proposed to her and she agreed to marry me. However after fixing the date from the traditional Wedding, her parents are asking for five million naira as Bride Price. I told my girlfriend to appeal to them to at least reduce it to two million but her parents refuse. They say its an extended family decision like her Uncles and other relatives. I don't understand. I love my girl and she loves me. She's from Orlu, Imo State. I need your advice. Thanks

I know it gonna b from IMO state... Million plus people but wait first...E b like say you go there go dey show yourself as a big boy. Well if you love the babe you fit dey the money as hire purchase ( installmentally ).... Every months things. I wan ask you again na bride price you wan pay abi na buy you buy the girl.

May God be praise....

MajorJ: In america you know what this is called, they are called the projects, lowest/cheapest apartments, they are usually built with fake knockoff materials and usually end up being rundown in about 5 years from construction date, so i will say enjoy it while it lasts

Why can't just praise our country when it going on the bright direction..... Please which projects housing in America is built with knock off materials and runs down in about 5 years ? And mind you there is a big difference btw brown stone building and a project building so oga learn to appreciate good things from our beloved country..... I bet you would av still criticized him if the article had said Nigerians building in Dubai

Fhemmmy:

Thanks for your time on our thread, you are appreciated . . . . We will assume you want an Apple iPad with Retina Display (4th Generation) 32GB - Wi-Fi + Cellular and we will land such to you at a cost of ONLY 150K Naira . . . Looking forward to your business

Thanx bro I really appreciate I will email ASAP

My chairman hailings..... Please how much can I get a brand new 4 generation iPad 3.... 32g

Telling my teacher in high school that the principal needed him immediately and that he should run cuz the principal is really angry about something.... As he was running down the stairs I shouted April fool lol.... Omo the rest na flogging ooo

mr banji:
Ok sir,
2006 Range sport: 600k
2008 Range sport: 800k
2008 Honda Accord: 450k
Sir, cost could reduced depending on terminal.

Thank you very much sir, so what is the best terminal and what will be the prices for those

mr banji:
Good morning sir, the total cost to clear the container will be : 1.850k

Thank you Mr Banji and happy Friday....
Please I'd like you to break it down for me sir
Range rover sport 2006
Range rover sport 2008
Honda account. 2008
Please your best price will be more appreciated SirThank you and God bless

Hello Mr banji how much will it cost me to clear a Range Rover sport 2006, 2008 and a Honda accord 2008. I'm sending from the USA and it will be in a container.... Urgent response needed thanx

Only 11 million in 3 years.... Make dem come Naija come see where officials dey theft 50 million in a 1 day

If u can drive that beetle then u b James Bond......

norris1980: Freddieyankee, all in the name of love.

My broda no b small thing

norris1980: spent my travelling money to SA on her,we re still together.

Your own bad ooo.... Travel money ke

O boy make I no start...
1. I don send 1500 card
2. I don pay girl school fees
3. I don wait 8 months before the babe give me kpomo while another guy I chop clean mouth.
4. Writing test and assignment for a girl all in the name love...
Make I stop abeg laugh wan kill me.... Back in the days

This question hard small but I go pass am to catholic members

The movie go funny lol

Every Nigerian has an accent... We really won't know it until you travel outside Nigeria lol..... It funny when you speaking to someone outside your race with different accent and they looking at you like like you speaking Arab and you the reply u get is " huh can you say that again" lol

How is this money going to help this victims..... I'm sure this people won't even see pure water from that money
Did I just heard someone screaming new Swiss acc or investment in Dubai

honeypie311: Nigerians are losing their value on daily basis. Too bad

Dear Nigeria lost it value long time ago infact we lost it the day white men gave us independence