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Dozzmani:
Dis ur lie eh,is like saying I trek to America and came back without resting atal for d joni.Bros abeg go meet lier mohamed for beta tutorials

Na wetin you think be that, sha I no need to proof anything to you.

I was in J.S.S 3 but I was tapping every girls ass from S.S 2 down to J.S.S 1. Not to forget even their boobs was not left out

The last girl that ask me that was expecting something else. Because when I told her to guess she was like "you're between that 28, 29 to 30". I quickly told her the truth oo, make she no think say she don get guy wey don ready to be husband.
Me: am not that old, am just 6 months shy of 24.

Op, if what you are saying is true. Then I have to say I wonder how my dad got married to my mom. Abi na the potency of Ijebu jazz bin work for my popsy head

Hmmm, see as adult life dey waste so ooo

Sometimes when a lover talks about an ex, they are just sharing info. But when you talk about him too much, it become a recipe for disaster for me

sweetjude:

am f-ing serious man, its a name of a slum like area in J-town that has seen its population dwindled due to the crisis that rocked Jos back then. There are abandoned houses most which had been razed but can be put back in shape with what is being spend on a current Iphone 7

Mimido2:
dat fone fit buy land for jos

E go buy house sef for Congo-Russia

The hoe be like "I really love you, I really do but you are too good for me" abeg which height of confusion be that.
The other be like "Please don't leave me, I can't live without you but I can't leave the other guy because the last time I tried, he tried committing suicide".
Then choose me or him nau! Her reply was "I can't". Which height of "confusement" is that. Gave her the middle finger and told her to fvck off in style.
This last one be telling me "I have a boyfriend in the village which I love and don't want to cheat on" but be kissing me whenver I do go over to her place and showing me her milk tanks thats looking more shapely but not allowing to dig the well, even asking that I should come spend xmas with her. Abeg which kain "confusement" we no go see with this daughters of Eve?

Can't really remember me falling into gutters because my dad never allows me play outside as a kid but I can really remember one that happened to a boy in my area then. He was about 6 to 7 then - I don't know if any of you are familiar with the system of evacuating pit latrines, where a big hole is digged and the excrement poured inside and covered up with earth - this particular one was not covered with much earth, just little sand and domestic dirt and it has not been long. Thats how this boy went and played there oo, when this boy fell inside and he was quickly removed, he was covered in poo from head to toe, I swear I thought the boy was Obasanjo's first son, not after he was cleaned that I knew he was as fair as Buhari. Laugh wan kill me die that day.

Chatting with two baes at the same time, the first one came earlier that day and we did the do. The other was still forming hard to get and would not come visit me. That's how I sent "baby, you are the best I've ever had and looking forward to another day" to the second one instead of the first one. Thats how I lost the second one ooo, even though I told every lie I've learnt since birth.

"Dad, you've been disowned!"

You said "leaked"?
Let it get leaked ojere and pay me the 30m, after that we go start legal battle with the "leaker", because what they "leaked" has traumatized me metally, emotionally, socially and whatnots and collect another 30m.
Case closed.

Make me sef go collect my own, which side for Plateau that PLACA headquater dey sef. Who knows, I might get a job when I get there!

Ifeshyne:
Job 11:16- You will surely forget your trouble, recalling it only as waters gone by.
Someday you'll look back and just smile, God is preparing a great future ahead of you. Just stay focused, I pray you get a job soonest.

thanks for the words of encouragement. My prayer is God should just answer me asap so I don't give up in life out of frustration.

Jibril659:
God is your strength. Keep praying. It'll be fine.

Amen bro, I really need God's intervention oooooo

Please anybody that knows the mod should help me alert them to help me move this topic to the front page, please I really need people to see this. Thanks
cc: Lalasticlala
seun
Mynd44
iamlengend1

Please I beg you to take you time to read to this because its a lengthy epistle.

Am in a dilemma and I really do need help from whosoever God touches to help me. being holding out on people close to me, don't want my friends and family to see me as a thing of pity, that's why I had to come over to this "faceless" forum to lament and seek for help also.
I am guy, almost in my mid twenties and also an undergraduate. getting admission was like a dream come true and I was very elated and just to focus on school had to quite my job as a secondary school secretary which pays "okay" but allows me time and space out other activities to help me boost my pocket. Getting admitted early 2014 into a tertiary institution wasn't as rosey as it seems, had to cough out almost 100k for every every which came from my savings, my mom's savings and well meaning uncles and aunts.
But I learnt the hard way, the recession kicked in, my mom became sick and she couldn't work because it was partial paralysis. I remember the first day it started and we took her to a hospital, we had to cough out 35k just for brain scanning only (not private oo), but glory be to God she's able to move now even though she got blinded in one eye.it became so had that a square meal in the house became a luxury. Had to go hustle for a job, With the help of a friend of mine, I got one in a 9jabet shop. buts that where my predicament started. Being the bread winner of the family after the yeye state govt. mumsy works for thinks its doing the right think owing workers' salary. The work became a living hell for me, starts for the day by 8:30am and the minimum closing time is 9pm, every single day unless on Sunday where you may shift with your colleague for half a day or maybe when you call in sick which if you use "too much", your salary does the talking.
Wait sef, how much be the salary? A meager 10k per month, no allowances, no bonus. work and work like zombie. apart from the little money that I take home daily from "dash" and "eye wey see" just to make sure there is food on the table the next day. had to dump school because I couldn't concentrate and if i choose school, who go pay the fees, where even ordinary garri wey man go chop. had to apply for a deferment to continue next year by God's grace.
Now what is the essence of writing all this? here it is, this work is really taking its toil on me and there's nothing to show for it. There's no day that I don't feel sick, from hammering headaches to acute body pains at times to occasional dizziness. My whole salary is spent on feeding, even clothes I can't get myself talk more of saving for school next year. Everything its just from hand to mouth.
What kind of help do I seek for? Am a born hustle and would do anything to get a brighter future for myself and my family (but I will never engage in anything illegal or what will tarnish my image as it will be the end of my dear mom, I rather die than seeing that woman going through any form of pain because of me. I want any well meaning Nairalander to help me by getting me a job or anything that I might lay my hands on to do before resuming school next year so I can save for my fees and the likes, even if it a morning to night job as long as it pays to the extend that I will be able to save, I will gladly and heartily embrace it.
This might be a pity epistle (as some may see it), devoid of pride and ego. but who Pride and Ego don epp, am not praying for anybody to go through what am passing through (even though others are passing through worst), but when hunger hits you and you feel the goals you've set to achieve in life is slipping out of your grasp, you will definitely cry out.
I thank you and appreaciate you for talking your time to read this. May God bless you as strive to better your lives and the lives of others.

By the way, I reside in Jos and an undergraduate of Unijos.

That's why i like Yoruba guys, they go for the fat and heavy type not like others that goes for slim and "shapely" not knowing that those girls are just SS in disguise.

Eleniyan15:
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longest time bro you just leave this thread waka go

No be so bro, na just things plenty for man pikin head

Eleniyan15:
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is this thread dead
GetOvaMe
ajosegabriel
Babice, Free10.1, Resodielle, EseBosun, SuperNover, Donshemzy1234

I dey sleep oo

Where my babice

No cutie, you got mistaken. Like what I've always tell people, "English is your problem". What the are really saying is based on your shapeless, ugly and deformed backside, people (lazy people) tend to refer to you as a bad-a$$ bitçh intend of saying it all like this : mamagee3, you have a badass that is not marketable!

Please, learn to write less biko

The poster above me is a Mason who also thinks he is Saucekid reloaded

lillyana:
sorry mr,it was a sex free relationship

Pele oooooo, mabinu. mo ro pe kiniyen shele ni

If you understand, abeg ask google for translation biko