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Nairalanders watch out, the op is another troll in the making.
something like mamagee.
When una dey fuc.k none stop for two years, why you no go see am for dream.
you come dey carry that kain thing disturb us here!

We should call it "Maga meet Maga"!

#MODIFIED

Pishure or idonbelivit!
Maybe you are just jealous of the girl's "beauty"

Back then in my first year, there was this native that was custom sewn for me like a jaliabia and it was all white, decided to wear it to school looking dope (at least make i show case myself) coupled with the yeye English wey I learn for sec school. Met this girl for the first time and started a convo not knowing she is my coursemate. Never knew I just bought gbege for myself. To cut the long story short. She became my best friend and would come prepare meals for. It was later she told me that the first impression I gave her was that of a guy from a wealthy background coupled with my English, that she even though I came with a car that day, that was what drew her close to me, but when she realised I was just an average guy (let me be realistic, I think "broke guy" would do more justice) she had already fallen deep for me that she couldn't let go

falconey:
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Not looking forward to trying that.
But if am asking sincerely from my heart, does it really matter on the location
I think its about the intent and sincerity and if you feel you partner is ready to move to the next level

Propose na propose nau, does it matters where someone proposes
i can be ontop and panting and asking at the same time; "baby will you marry me"?

Hmmmm, one that quickly comes to mind is that of Ijeoma, After we were able to lay our hands on some porn magazines, and seeing some almost "impossible" styles back then, she would lead me to the backyard and would want us to imitate all the styles we saw even with my limp d!ck (I was only 8 then), before that She has caught her younger sister playing with my balls when I came back from school exhausted and I was just looking lie mumu, guess I was enjoying it

Akeredolu be like: "We go chop the money!"

valdes00:
I can't believe I read everything.... oh, wic day dem go call me for interview na... Joblessness Is nt good ooo

Bros, na wetin joblessness cause then be that, e come join with say my school dey strike as of then.
but thank God nau sha, man dey and and school at the same time

Lol, this sh!t made me remembered last year to the middle of the year; He, Op, Av, Gt were all feeling me even though they knew they were older than me!

Op, you can't be giving her the kondo from far away nau, that's why such is happening.
just give me the contract make I handle am as per very sharp Jos guy

antispexish:

I noticed, I noticed she had noticed, I also noticed that she noticed that I noticed that she has noticed. We were on the same wave length, we had the same frequency, now I pray that we were listening to the same station o!

Wasere! I really like the way you construct that sentence!

sinaj:
basic instincts remain my fav movie

I think I'll refer to it as a classic, cause whenever I lay my hands on it, it still thrills me to watch

All About Anna and Basic Instincts are worth watching and would rate them as favs in my library

shamecurls:
So you cant assimilate and decode Dunkem21 `s composition?


You must be naturally dumb!

I doubt if you have ever made a patriotic composition of such in your life-time. And whats hurt the most twas that you had the sole effrontery to castigate such a brilliant write-up.

You need to start eating well.....It develops the brain

#WORD!

Yomi6:
Seriously I'm beginning to think that Nigeria is not a nation for creative minds! Because many talented and creative people are just being forced to go and study sociology and the likes.
This is just sad!

What do you mean Do you mean Sociology is not worth studying or what
P.S: Nobody forced Anybody to study Sociology; "Isaac Newton"

[thank you, note you did not state the time of dropping the update, so I'll drop it one by one, if ever reach five, I claim the prayer!]
Anti-Update, kilode nau? update na biko, see as I dey frequent my followed topic looking forward for ya updates.

That's how when I turned one around to have the legendary dogg style and she was like "baby please no dogg style please, dogg style dey spoil womb". It was after the sex that I remembered and was just laughing silently deep inside while the thoughts "jew girl", "learner", "fun spoiler" keep running through my mind.

Just like someone above me said, "By not giving a fuc.k., when a girl says you must impress her she's nuts and when you strive to impress a lady, she fuc.king takes you for granted. just be yourself.
if you are a jerk, be yourself
if you believe in your looks, dress to kill
you believe you are intelligent, use your brain
feel you can speak the Queen's language, be Johnny English
You're a talkative, talk her to death
you're a bad guy, show her your bad self
you can't really say what she fancies, girls are weird and can fall for whatever you possess be it positive or negative. just be yourself, so that when she falls for what you portrays, you won't have to drop to facade.
#mypieceofmind

asuo27:
Lol.
Hopefully you didn't take drugs cos of her?.

Nah, just show her I was the man when next we met by mentally balancing myself. Come see begging: baby please cùm nah, please am dry, you've wounded me nau. But I know care, all I wanted was the score to be 1 - 1, and I think I achieved that because after my lubricant, my penicillin ointment almost got finished that day.

It all boils down to the intention of the guy when they start dating, it might not be about the "fresh" thing. who knows, the guy was just enjoying the ride since the onset and might have even choose his bride a long time ago. because sleeping with a lady doesn't make her any less fresher to moi
#mytwocent

WiLdFLame:
[color=#000000] Dear future Mrs F. Olakunle;

I'm not interested in you being a virgin, I'm not ready to go through that stress but please make sure I'll be between the 2nd to 6th dude you will sleep with, Na Beg I Take Beg You... [/color]

am fully in support bro, she shouldn't be brand new because you dont wanna waste time unwrapping packages neither do you want a hoe that your friends might brag about doing

asuo27:
I don't know why any young guy would go for sex enhancement pills?.

Do small and stop joor!.

Do small and stop??
Thank God you aren't like one of my on and off girlfriend, the last time we came 'on' again, and we had what i termed long time romp because I've been celibate for almost 6 months. I spent almost 15 minutes because of the tension and she was like "are you now a one minute man".
I swear that girl shatter my ego right then, girl wey i bin dey chyked, wey she go dey beg me make i stop, dey even cry join wan dey call me "one minute man" now. oloshi ashewo ni omo yen

That's how I lady i chyked sometimes back was telling my now ex-girl how "big" I was and how she couldn't allow to to finish the business. Am still wondering why she did that, maybe she wanted stopping me from getting the goddies from the current one (as of then) or just wanted painting me as a monster because funny enough she took it all and made me cum contrary to her claims that she couldn't take it anymore and pushed me off