₦airaland Forum

suxkill:
Op,source!




Meanwhile the petroleum minister of this country is a disgrace.

Receive sense by fire

At least if you want tone, make sure you tone every part of your body including the kitten...this is what I called clash of the colours.

MrLexander:
For the fact ur mum shouts at u and u reciprocates shows u av strted bad company and following wrong steps.. e be like say u don dey smoke igbo sef.. na wetin dey cause dis kind tin.. u don dey take alomo and weed.. stewpeed boi

Hahaha....im sure its oshogbo weed. Anyways seek forgiveness from God and your mother because its a curse to talk back at your mother not to talk of shouting at her.

All these ex stories sef. Is this the new ish in town with you girls? A beauty queen recently got engaged to her late friends husband just after four months of her friends demise, here we are again with another ex story. Are you sure you not the cause of the break up just to have him? I tire for una o!

Forget, that list is not complete without mentioning Alimosho Grammar School located besides goodmornin petrol station, just opposite the road where mama ghana used to sell hot wanke every morning. As a student you learn to scale fences and break bottle as early as JSS2 due to the inceasant fight with the neighbouring school, State Hight School.

Toolz joor! I can balance on those ass all day long.

To marry don dey fear person sef.

omonnakoda:
And you are not because you did not get,Longthroat man!!

Please make sure you dont miss next month own. Infact you dont have to work any longer because monthly rice is sure as an Ekiti indigene.

omonnakoda:
You are jealousing because you did not get any rice. How is this different from the amnesty programme that you support? Rice is very good for Xmas ;boiled steamed or fried

As long you are given boiled, steamed, fried or even roasted rice you are ok abi. God help Ekiti people.

CELEBOLOFOFO:
Thanks for the info, anything else?

Nothing more except that your dp is nice. Should have checked before I replied you, can we be pals and we take it up from there?

Ioannes:
sorry I couldn't grasp what u meant there. you were incoherent.

I realised though that you must have collected your own bag of rice. that's why you are here defending.

just wanna asking you, after you don chop rice WHAT NEXT??

or is it the case of, "after the rice share the meat, the meat, the meat..."

Hahaha....after the meat share the coke, the coke, the coke.

CELEBOLOFOFO:
Don't start with me. If I should respond you won't like it so just talk a walk

See this one, what do want to say that have never been heard before. Your people have mortgage their future for bags of rice you are here spewing apata.

CELEBOLOFOFO:
cool dats my state

I cant sight you on the line, abi dem no share reach your side?

ViVaMadrid:
When you pick Under 5.5 on nairabet, and stake 100k and Real madrid plays 10-2

Guy no kill me with laugh for here o.

4rmthewest:
see as u b lik crayfish.....if dem use u du xmas gift I no go collect......end time girl

Guy you bad gan ni o. As for me I go just use her do toothpick lasan lasan.

On point. Anybody that is not expecting anything good from this govt will not see or experience any good from this govt in the next 4 years. I expect the Ekpas and Wailers to type Amen.

Why is it that most of these people that get killed are either about to marry, travel out or their wives just gave birth. hmmn! na wa oh!

A woman is like a 100 unit course (if it exist though), you will have to study hard and still wont know it all.

Blooooood of Jesus! x7

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FOES AND THE BAN BAN MODS

erunz:
My hero, a politician who won my heart. My ambition does not worth the blood of any Nigerian- GEJ 2015

But the treasury of Nigeria is worth his ambition?

drss:
Quote me any where.
Even if dem show GEJ on video robbing CBN and World bank, he still remain my Hero!!!!!!!!!!!

No hope for people like you in this world.

You are right, there was a fine gal that came to use my office toilet. After doing the needful she came out sweating and I was completely turned off. All the scent that came with her out of the toilet no be here at all.

AK481:
Quick one:
Is seun a yoruba guy,the owner of nairaland paying tax?

Did linda pay property tax before getting her c of o?

How many bloggers have paid or normally pay their monthly taxes before?


This should be the pivot of any arguement.

Your arguement lacks intellect and is dead on arrival the moment you came up with the issue of tribe.

tonychristopher:
Yoruba and envy sha ..but did she evade tax..how and where

You need serious deliverance. Igbos and hatred is like bread and butter.

drss:
FFK my man. One of d bravest pipul in sw. D blood of those who died during ipod protest n d shiite massacre will be on buari's head.
Sadist govt.

The best myopic award goes to your people. I know even if the devil speaks against buhari today your people will call the devil your hero. No sense of direction, hatred and pride filled set of people.

Clerverly:
Exercise in Futility!

Nyesom Wike Listen and Read how you will be booted out ( Your appeal to the Supreme court doesn't help matters here)

With the Sack of 23 House of Assembly members looming..and the 60 days for rerun also imminent. APC will simply ambush you here by "making Sure" they reclaim most of the seats, thereby given them the constitutional right to elect the Speaker.

Now, having done that, the Speaker and APC will simply wait the for the affirmation of your Sack from the Supreme, and afterwards, swear in the Speaker who will torment, pursue and witch hunt you till you are disgraced on the Election day.

No sympathy for the WiCked!

Yes o...no peace for the wicked and partial bigoted mods that banned me. The way thunder go fire some people for this nairaland eh!

Diddyydiva:
good riddance

Good riddiance abi? Dont worry your turn is coming when that sugar daddy or yahoo boy banging you will strangle you. Ekpa!

soleexx:
#prayforLinda

#PrayForYourSelf believe me you need it. Linda don hammer, she no need your poor man prayer

cho25bc:
Hmmm! I better starts my own blogging business fast fast

Meanwhile, see if my profile pricks ur interest

Profile prick