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Look for inner truth within and say something else biko.

Best professors indeed. Expert on researches that end on A4 papers and neatly spiral bind.

Go tell Bale.

oloriooko:
True or false, even PMB ensnared himself with his words and actions before and after the election

https://s5.postimg.org/qilm94y8n/IMG_20150801_181150.jpg

God bless Nigeria
God help PMB

Our people say "mouth wey call A, nah dat same mouth go say B." Urhobo proverb.

Am still reading please.

Thank God there is crude oil in the North, not only the niger-delta. Abi where kaduna take get crude oil wey the refinery dey refine? Na north jo. Lol

Is the 1999 constitution not anti-south south? anti-all other regions except north.

"Those that are blessed with the power, and the soaring swiftness of the eagle, and have flown away, let them go, I will journey slow and I too will arrive." The beautyful ones are not yet born.

U should have tried a different caption. All the same, its a good one.

joywendy:
Nice idea, but I doubt if it would work....most of the people here(the jobless ones esp) are more concerned about rita getting married than their own lives. if you notice,check out threads that has to do with self improvement or knowledge. It doesn't last,it dies after like 2-5 pages

Then help this thread to succeed, u and I can breath life into the thread so it does not die off. Good morning.

christinie:
Can you prove this allegation?

But why would boy friends care to know how their girls was dis flowered? I think it is irrelevant to know.

UmuEri:
my friend keep quiet and stop being Okpostic, Amnesty int'l has vindicated GEJ

That guy u quoted do not understand Nigeria politics. He must be a complete toddler during Obasanjo military regime and maybe also growing up when Buhari toppled his brother Shagari.

He is also blind to the looting of Babaginda and Abacha, but too quick to say GEJ is the most corrupt. I will advice him to back and have a date with HISTORY. And I mean Nigeria history.

Nigeria, the northerners "going- concern".

CuteMaryJ:
Good day everyone, and big congrats to all aspiring undergraduates that were affected in the new jamb eligibility regulation.

I can assure you all that the matter has been resolved as we have finally gotten an order from the Federal High court, compelling Unilag and Jamb to include any students that scored 200marks &above. Other universities have also effected the change.

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has repealed its earlier decision to redistribute candidates that sat for this year’s exams to institutions they (candidates) did not initially choose while filling their forms. JAMB has come under criticisms lately since it announced the plan. Some days ago, some candidates who chose the University of Lagos, UNILAG, and their parents staged a peaceful protest in Lagos both at Unilag and the Federal High Court.

Professor Dibu Ojerinde, JAMB Registrar, had explained that the redistribution was to help cushion the effect of spill overs from top class institutions, which insist on not reducing their cut off marks, including UNILAG. JAMB had announced cut off marks of 180 for universities in the country, while 150 for polytechnics and colleges of education. But the body has now rescinded its decision and has asked candidates to proceed to their first choice of institution for their post-UME exams following the court's verdict.

Though I wasn't in Lagos to attend the hearing but my reliable source says the judge delivered his judgement at exactly 12.20pm today & asked both Jamb & Unilag to revert its sudden policy wit immediate effect. A copy of d judgement has also been released.

More news on this will be updated. Big shoutout to everyone that lent a voice and those that participated in the protes. Special thanks goes to lalasticlala, Venus007, RobinHez, Pukka36, ifeooye, Teempakguy, Brytawon, DrSage, FORUMgod, Seuncoded and so many more.

Previous posts:
> https://www.nairaland.com/2467498/shocking-illegal-new-jamb-eligibility
> https://www.nairaland.com/2468252/investigations-alleged-new-jamb-eligibility
> https://www.nairaland.com/2469281/unilag-protests-jamb-cut-off-mark
> https://www.nairaland.com/2472306/jamb-explains-admission-procedure-protestingopen_window_by_link:
> https://www.nairaland.com/2472306z/jamb-explains-admission-procedure-protesting
> https://www.nairaland.com/2454829/twitter-reacts-new-jamb-cutoff
> https://www.nairaland.com/2469682/nans-rejects-jamb-eligibility-regulation
> http://www.aproko247.com/2015/07/28/jamb-bows-to-pressure-on-candidates-redistribution/

Nonsense!

alaoeri:
Tinubu is winning in real life, TANoids are wailing online.
Where is pa chuckwudi44? food don land.
Another shocker will hits them when PMB finally releases the list of his ministers.
All hail the great Jagaban.

How do u mean? When Tinubu actually wanted Femi Gbajabiamila to be the speaker. Let's keep our fingers crossed and see how things pan out.

Death, lifeless, still, moribund, stagnant, slow, unsteady, incoherent....and what have u.

Ediot, let serena williams catch that head u hear? Whether body no go tell u.

zilokontah:
OP you made your own spelling errors.

RECRUITING SPELT AS RECUITING
RIDICULOUS SPELT AS REDICULOUS

Op is a big time liar. All those many many errors, and he said he is preparing to write ICAN exams abi? Kettle dey call pot black.

Guy na lie u dey lie jo. That advert paper is too fresh jo. That paper tape no go last for dat kind wall. "People dey post, make me too post". Dats what u just did. Second base jare! Liar!

Barcanista, nairaland political analyst. In all honesty Barcanista is bias.

Rochas Okorocha, the greatest fool I have ever known. Ediotic ediot.

sonofananimal1:
THANK YOU! THERE ALWAYS TALK BUT THEM DON'T REASON. ANYTHING THAT DEAL WITH EMOTIONS, YOU JUST DON'T PLAY WITH IT..

SOMEONE MAY BE IN HIS SHOE RIGHT NOW AND READING THIS THREAD. JUST A WORD ALONE CAN SAVE A THOUSAND AND ALSO KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

Our leaders are insensitive, so are our lecturers and the senate of most universities. If a medical student is not doing well in his or her academic pursues, it shouldn't amount to expulsion ok. In advance countries, medical students dat are not doing well are the once dat work in the morgue and carry out autopsy. Why just expel a student that has spent 10year in school? Dats wickedness at the highest level.

Limerick:
WTF
I can go 4 solid rounds on an empty stomach...

Clap for yourself jo. U are the man.

EduRegard:
This piece will probably sound somewhat like a joke but it’s actually a matter of fact that should not be handled with weak grasp. As the elders would say, keep it in your left hand so you wont swallow it with some balls of eba.

Students, mostly unserious ones will always complain of lost pen and hardly will they bring a pen to class. And by the time they raise up those two fingers after the thumb right in the middle of the class, everybody knows the pen borrower is at it again. That is bad! Read along, As A Student – Why You Must Always Have A Pen.

If you don’t have a pen, you won’t be able to write note in class, if you don’t write note, you won’t have note, if you don’t have note, you won’t study, if you don’t study, your head will be empty, if your head is empty, you will fail, if you fail, no graduation, without graduation , you will have no certificate. The thread continues…. Without certificate, you will have no job, without job, no money, without money, no food, without food, you get skinny..If you have ever seen an hunger-driven skinny man then you will know ugliness is the next step.

https://i2.wp.com/www.eduregard.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/smigglee.jpg?resize=240%2C144

Once you are ugly and cashless, no lover, without lover, no marriage, without marriage, no children, without children and money, you tend to be alone as people will only follow you when you have lickable oil on your fingers. Loneliness leads to depression, depression leads to sickness, sickness leads to DEATH. God forbid! But grab the moral lesson : Do not lose your pen!

If a student can't get a pen he must try and get a laptop. Atleast, him go do yahoo yahoo.