₦airaland Forum

Our leaders are always out of ideas, especially when it has to do with creating jobs and building infrastructures. Nothing them sabi, but if na to loot our common wealth, buy luxury cars and houses, ideas plenty die. Awon ole jati jati.

MrImole:
Thank you bro but do you think ladies love dating guys from the same street or neighbourhood?

If you don't get close how would you know?

I am not a witness, but when it comes to evangelism na them be number one.

See play. Scholarship fire! Especially when I never mash the banga well. I no go agree make she go oh. I swear. If I agree make I naked bath.

All progressive confidence (APC). Presido are you there?

You gave your ATM card to someone you never knew to withdraw 50k? Who is telling lies here? Pastor indeed. I beg talk another thing jo!

Bloody liar!

Harsh reality. sexual issues, making and destroying marriages since 200BC.

Enahi:
I still don't understand why Men go crazy about big behinds.
Its embarrassing walking down the road and I start getting all sorts comments and look from Men.

The most painful part is I cant wear fitted skirts and gowns and feel comfortable anymore.

Ladies with big backside how do you cope? I get very shy when walking down the road because of the way Men stare at me. Its very embarrassing.


What should I do?

I have heard Men shout Ukwu when they see me. Seriously what should I do, am not finding it funny.

I need pictures to help me advice you properly.

Let's just kiss and say goodbye...

neweraomo:
OK...WHERE IS MY RIFFLE AND PUMP ACTION

Riffle and pump action, for where AK47 dey?

You are a virgin. Ok. Kini big deal? Must you tell the world? You need no advice the choice is yours. Do it, don't do it, you will leave with the consequences whether good or bad. Just use your brain.

safarigirl:
yes, it is

Thank you bro. God bless you.

safarigirl:
correction Ighalo

Is it Ighalo of Watford?

funkiebully:
OK, but buuuuharioooooooo!

na so oooh. For GEJ time if tyre burst dem go shout Jonathan.

funkiebully:
E don happen!
B00000haaaaariiooooooo!
Do we have a president in this country?

Its a gas explosion.

Ok ma noted.

seedorfy134:
Send your number to be add on Sure game.......
U can be a millionaire by this sure game

08094893443 pls add me

fantazia:
this guy u funny i swear

Na lie i talk? Guys wey like to dey sample numerous punanies, wey hate commitment, to such guys marriage na sin.

After them go take marriage lie for some girls just to get in between. After some worn out girls go dey look for man to take do correction...after them go come dey blame marriage for their failure. Please don't quote me oh. I beg you. Just my opinion too.

Now Buhari has nominated you Ameachi, how do you now scale through with the many hatred you have for Saraki. I guess it is just too late to appease the gods of the senate.

Chai, this aunty don turn to "keke Elijah" finish.

How many of these eloquent and sweet coated pastors will like to pastor a church in Borno? I guess non.

After Honourable speaker of the house will come out and ask Nigerians to forgive Boko boys abi. Ok

Keziehenry:
Please your urgent response is needed.

Call family meeting, then table the matter.

Behold, our teenagers have become one of us knowing good and evil.

"Malam Mugu eat snake, snake is very good for you." Idi-Amin Dada.

No be today Fulani man dey deal with Yoruba man, the thing don tey...since the days of Afonja and Alimi, to the days of Awolowo, Mko Abiola, pa Ajasin, femi falana, to mention a few. Now it is olufalae, in his own territory, yet, the likes of jagaban will not learn.

Vannywealth:
Wrong. In crocodiles, only the fourth tooth on the lower jaw can be seen when their mouth's closed. While in alligators, all the teeth on the upper jaw can still be seen with their mouth closed.

What do you mean only the fourth tooth on the lower jaw? I guess that one can also see the fourth tooth on the other side of the jaw. Nah teeth be that nah. Abi?

By: Chief Fani-Kayode
“Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted, the indifference of those who should have known better and the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most that has made it possible for evil to triumph” – His Royal Majesty, Haile Selassie 1, Emperor of Ethiopia. If there was ever a time to remember the words of Haile Selassie and speak out against evil, this is it. With the abduction of the elder statesman and June 12th struggle hero, Chief Olu Falae, from his home by a group of Fulani herdsmen in southwestern Nigeria, it is time for us to seriously consider the expulsion of all Fulani herdsmen from the southern part of our country. We thank God and commend the efforts of the Inspector-General of Police, Solomon Arase, that Falae was returned home safely after a harrowing three days. Given his status in Yoruba land, had this not been so, there would have been cataclysmic consequences for the unity of our country. It is because we wish to avoid such a scenario that it is important that we get these marauders and vandals out of our territory as quickly as possible. This is especially so given the fact that, by Falae’s testimony, it is clear that the Fulani herdsmen that abducted him were working hand in hand with Boko Haram. These herdsmen have become the pests of our nation. They are like the East African tsetse fly: wherever they go, they suck the life blood out of their hosts and, like the locust, they destroy everything in their path. They are like leeches: they indulge in a parasitic mode of nutrition and they suck the blood of the carcass until their victim is left for dead. Like the Arab supporter of APC, they are only known for the most hideous of things. This includes terror, intimidation, theft, murder, rape, abduction, mutilation, the violation of the rights of others, the destruction of the land and crops of farmers and the destruction of property. Anyone that doubts this should ask the people of the North-Central zone what they have been suffering in the hands of these vagrants for the last 50 years. This is especially so in Plateau, Benue, Niger, Kwara, Nasarawa, Taraba and Adamawa states. Yet, up until 20 years ago, this was essentially a northern problem and it did not affect the south. Sadly, that has changed. It has now become a national plague that knows no boundaries and whose poison threatens to consume us all. In the last few years, the Fulani herdsmen have attacked, ravaged and pillaged many rural communities south of the River Niger and they have slaughtered and raped thousands of innocent people in the South-South, the South- East and the South-West zones of our country. We recall how, after a violent clash between them and some Yoruba farmers in Oyo State in 2000, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (as he then was) led a strong delegation of northern leaders to see the late Governor of Oyo State, Lam Adeshina. On arrival, Buhari put the following question to him: “Why are YOUR people killing MY people?” This was a classic case of a Freudian slip. The Bible says, “Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.” The general had spoken his mind. Adeshina was shocked with disbelief and he responded by telling Buhari that he was rather surprised that a former Head of State would refer to one ethnic group as “his” people whilst referring to another as someone else’s. He said that this was especially so given the fact that people were killed on both sides of the divide in what was a sad and unfortunate conflict. The insensitivity of Buhari to the Yoruba farmers and their plight in the hands of the Fulani raiders was noted from that moment on. Ever since that conversation took place, the lines have been drawn and the South-West has been on alert. The abduction of Falae may well have brought things to a head because today virtually every self-respecting Yoruba man is calling for strong resistance to these alien cattle rearers whose criminal activities have led to nothing but blood, tears and carnage. If the government refuses to stop them, then it is very clear that some communities may end up doing so themselves. Yet, there is an even more sinister dimension to this problem than most people care to admit. That dimension is best illustrated by the following question: Can there be any truth in the assertion that the Fulani herdsmen are nothing less than the vanguard and covert armed wing of the Fulani ruling class which has managed to infiltrate the south under the ingenious guise of selling cows? Are they sleeper cells of a much bigger army and a much wider cause? Are they, as Falae has suggested, working hand in hand with Boko Haram? If a major conflict were to arise, would those sleeper cells be activated and would they commence the wholesale slaughter of the indigenous population in their host states? As painful as it may appear, these are questions that we must ask. The fact that the herdsmen demanded a N100m ransom from Falae speaks volumes. The question is this: What do mere cattle-rearers want with N100m? Even more instructive is the fact that when they were offered N2m, they responded by saying that that amount would not be enough for Boko Haram. Given all this, it is clear to me that we must begin to look at the wider picture. We must accept the ugly reality that there may be more to all this than meets the eye. This is especially so given the fact that up until the time of writing this piece, not one of Falae’s captors has been apprehended by the police and they seem to have vanished into thin air. One wonders what transpired. Were they granted amnesty or are they ghosts? Can there be any truth in the suggestion that there was some kind of official collusion in the abduction? Was it an attempt to put Falae, and by extension the Yoruba, in their place for vigorously supporting the idea of a national conference? Is it an attempt to intimidate those from the South-West who opposed President Buhari in the 2015 presidential election? If so, it will not work. Afenifere, the leading socio-cultural group of the South-West of which Falae is a leading member, and the Yoruba people generally have a way of rising to the occasion when they are threatened, cheated or persecuted. History proves that. Worthy of note are the words of Dr. Frederick Fasheun and Otunba Gani Adams, both leaders of the Odua Peoples Congress in this matter. Only the unwise would ignore their counsel. Another curious twist to the tale is the fact that it took the Buhari administration two days to make any formal announcement on Falae’s abduction and just the day after they finally did so, the elder statesman was suddenly released. The question is this: Who is pulling the strings from behind the scenes and who is attempting to test our resolve and test the waters? Whatever the answer to these questions are, one thing remains clear. The days of killing people with impunity and stripping them of their lands and possessions are long over.
Source: www.punchng.com/opinion/the-herdsmen-from-hell/

Omotayor123:
Ah no Sabi ooo. It's my first time seeing that!

Ok no wahala. But you sabi crocodile? They are almost the same. If crocodile close mouth you can still see the teeth, but if Alligator close mouth you can't see it teeth.